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Granted, but its all molten and sticky from being out in the sun too long.
I wish for a Fennekin Pluche. |
Granted, but the previous owner has washed it in 100° water constantly, and it's now faded beyond recognition.
I wish for Mew to be real. |
Granted, but its as tall as a skyscraper, and farts constantly!
I wish zombies were real, but very cute and they eat all the waste xD |
Granted, they're real, very cute and eat all the waste, but they are on strike every two weeks because they want the right to vote.
I wish for a newer smartphone. Mine is 4 years old and has no problem though. |
Granted, but the volume button is stuck on highest so whenever someone calls you the entire neighborhood hears you!
I wish for a new bike |
Granted, but it comes with rectangualr wheels.
I wish for a purpose in life. |
granted, but you now have to become a politician as you will be the next Prime Minister/President/*Insert your country's title for it's Leader here*. Better get used to lots of attention and bein in charge and having lots of responsibility!
I wish for more free time |
Granted, you get one more millisecond. Enjoy it!
I wish to be friends with a tree. |
Granted, but the tree will be cut down tomorrow by Kabutops Konstruction, better savor that day!
I wish for a lifesize glaceon pluche |
Granted, but it just sits there, staring at you...menacingly.
I wish for less need of bureaucracy. |
Granted but you can no longer rely on anything your administration does.
I wish for a third computer monitor. |
Granted!!! Your other two don't work anymore ;)
I wish for some sleep. |
Granted, however you're actually stealing the sleep of your loved one, so they never sleep again.
I wish to be a member of a band. |
Granted, but the band breaks up the very next day.
I wish I had a friend Spoiler:
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granted, but you’re only friends with that one person for a day
i wish to win an ultra rank coolness super contest in pokemon platinum |
granted, but you win it with a mon you can't stand!
I wish I had some Doritos chips.... |
Granted! However, it's some dusty old packet from 1997 that I found.
I wish for the colonisation of Mars. |
Granted, but it collides with Pluto, skipping the other planets in between for some reason. I guess, Pluto isn't a planet anymore.
I wish for a portable flame. |
Granted, however by portable flame you meant a giant ball of flame such as The Sun, right? Cause that’s what ya got.
I wish to be a famous sportsperson. |
Granted, you are now famous for being the worst at every sport on the planet.
I wish I could gain a new skill in a day. |
Granted, but they take up a skill slot which means you have to get rid of another one, starting with the most basic ones like "Breathing" or "Eating".
I wish for a new Ice Age. |
Granted, but it's on another planet. Nobody said it had to be on earth =o
I wish for a giant chocolate bar +_+ |
Granted! Thank you! It was lovely 😁
I wish for a credit card you don't have to pay back |
Granted, instead you have to pay every person you meet double.
I wish for a free vacation =D |
granted but, your trip is during monsune season and you get rained out
I wish for a peanut butter sandwich |
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