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ReKoil May 2nd, 2021 7:55 AM

Granted, but its all molten and sticky from being out in the sun too long.

I wish for a Fennekin Pluche.

Starlight May 2nd, 2021 8:08 AM

Granted, but the previous owner has washed it in 100° water constantly, and it's now faded beyond recognition.

I wish for Mew to be real.

ReKoil May 2nd, 2021 9:03 AM

Granted, but its as tall as a skyscraper, and farts constantly!

I wish zombies were real, but very cute and they eat all the waste xD

StCooler May 2nd, 2021 9:41 AM

Granted, they're real, very cute and eat all the waste, but they are on strike every two weeks because they want the right to vote.

I wish for a newer smartphone.
Mine is 4 years old and has no problem though.

ReKoil May 2nd, 2021 10:01 AM

Granted, but the volume button is stuck on highest so whenever someone calls you the entire neighborhood hears you!

I wish for a new bike

Megan May 2nd, 2021 11:38 PM

Granted, but it comes with rectangualr wheels.

I wish for a purpose in life.

ReKoil May 3rd, 2021 5:39 AM

granted, but you now have to become a politician as you will be the next Prime Minister/President/*Insert your country's title for it's Leader here*. Better get used to lots of attention and bein in charge and having lots of responsibility!

I wish for more free time

StCooler May 3rd, 2021 11:32 AM

Granted, you get one more millisecond. Enjoy it!

I wish to be friends with a tree.

ReKoil May 3rd, 2021 11:50 AM

Granted, but the tree will be cut down tomorrow by Kabutops Konstruction, better savor that day!

I wish for a lifesize glaceon pluche

Megan May 3rd, 2021 8:48 PM

Granted, but it just sits there, staring at you...menacingly.

I wish for less need of bureaucracy.

StCooler May 4th, 2021 12:36 AM

Granted but you can no longer rely on anything your administration does.

I wish for a third computer monitor.

Starlight May 4th, 2021 5:29 AM

Granted!!! Your other two don't work anymore ;)

I wish for some sleep.

Arcaneum May 4th, 2021 9:47 AM

Granted, however you're actually stealing the sleep of your loved one, so they never sleep again.

I wish to be a member of a band.

ReKoil May 4th, 2021 10:09 AM

Granted, but the band breaks up the very next day.

I wish I had a friend

Spoiler:
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Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10349306)
Granted, but it just sits there, staring at you...menacingly.

I see no problem here 😂

pokemon fan person May 4th, 2021 11:36 AM

granted, but you’re only friends with that one person for a day

i wish to win an ultra rank coolness super contest in pokemon platinum

ReKoil May 4th, 2021 12:18 PM

granted, but you win it with a mon you can't stand!

I wish I had some Doritos chips....

Arcaneum May 4th, 2021 5:35 PM

Granted! However, it's some dusty old packet from 1997 that I found.

I wish for the colonisation of Mars.

Megan May 4th, 2021 7:27 PM

Granted, but it collides with Pluto, skipping the other planets in between for some reason. I guess, Pluto isn't a planet anymore.

I wish for a portable flame.

Arcaneum May 4th, 2021 7:43 PM

Granted, however by portable flame you meant a giant ball of flame such as The Sun, right? Cause that’s what ya got.

I wish to be a famous sportsperson.

ElBurrito May 4th, 2021 7:53 PM

Granted, you are now famous for being the worst at every sport on the planet.

I wish I could gain a new skill in a day.

Megan May 4th, 2021 8:37 PM

Granted, but they take up a skill slot which means you have to get rid of another one, starting with the most basic ones like "Breathing" or "Eating".

I wish for a new Ice Age.

ReKoil May 5th, 2021 8:48 AM

Granted, but it's on another planet. Nobody said it had to be on earth =o

I wish for a giant chocolate bar +_+

Starlight May 5th, 2021 8:53 AM

Granted! Thank you! It was lovely 😁

I wish for a credit card you don't have to pay back

ReKoil May 5th, 2021 10:11 AM

Granted, instead you have to pay every person you meet double.

I wish for a free vacation =D

Squirtlenator May 5th, 2021 10:28 AM

granted but, your trip is during monsune season and you get rained out

I wish for a peanut butter sandwich


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