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Granted, but the bread is stale, and the peanut butter iffy.
I wish the weather would improve. (day after day of rain and strong wind) |
granted but, it only last an hour than it's back to rain and strong winds. I wish to be in better shape
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Granted, but now you're so busy working out that you can't do anything else.
I wish for some pastel color pencils. |
Granted you got a paste of colour pencils
I wish I was a real queen |
Granted, just keep away from any type of food or drink. It might have a bitter aftertaste. :)
I wish I got some more time to think. |
Granted you can now only think nothing else!
I wish my age was 22 |
Granted, you're 23 now. Being 22 is now a thing of the past you will never obtain =o
I wish I had a VR set |
Granted, but now the trend is over and no developper cares to make VR games. which is kind of what is happening.
I wish I had a proper bag to carry my 4.5 kg laptop. (ROG laptops are great but you need a suitcase to carry them) |
Granted, but it has wheels and tends to roll away at the slightest of inclinations if you put it down.
I wish I had the time to actually play Pokemon Snap... |
Granted, you now have no job and are homeless. With no time to dedicate towards a place of employment or house work to do, you have all the time in the world to play Pokémon Snap. Now you just need to figure out how to access the game.
I wish I could play Switch games on my phone. |
granted but, your phone over heats and is damaged preventing further use
I wish for a skor chocolate bar... |
Granted you get a big bar of chocolate but your theeths rotted and now you can not eat it!
I wish I could get back to allen |
granted, but its the wrong allen. You end up stuck together anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I wish for a companion cube of my own =D |
Granted, but you also need to do some tests!
I wish for a new pair of shoes. |
granted but, they're uncomfortable and not your size
I wish for a bowl of Lucky Charms |
Granted, but its an empty bowl made from Lucky Charms. Hope you like them stale?
I wish I had a portal gun. |
Now you do. But GLaDOS wants you dead now, and she took your companion cube.
Or you can play Darksiders 1, it has a Portal Gun :D I wish I could speak Russian. |
Granted, but you forget any other languages you know! Better start replying in russian from now on 😈
I wish I could rhyme better. |
granted, you now speak in rhyme
I wish upon a star |
Granted, the star has come crashing down on you.
I wish I had a wish |
granted, you have exactly 9815638259.718262513121539072 wishes. and they all get corrupted
i wish i had a wish too, but only up to 10 un-corrupted wishes. |
Granted, but you're way too paranoid for them corrupting so you never end up using them.
I wish I had something to wish for. |
This is a recursive wish, all your wishes fall into a neverending infinite loop of wishes, and the genie is tired and refuses to grant any of your future wishes!
I wish I could eat junk food everyday without getting fat. |
Granted, but it is so bad that it always takes the emergency exit.
I wish I knew what I was doing. |
Granted, but you no longer know how to do it.
I wish I had some chocolate milk 😊 |
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