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granted, but there’s actually no chocolate in it and the note on the carton that said “Chocolate Milk” is a lie!
i wish for 2 chinchillas |
granted but, they're toy plushes
I wish for a vacation |
Granted, a free trip to the trailer park next town over! Enjoy you stay!
I wish I had a bowl of popcorn |
granted but, it's a bowl of unpopped kernels...hope your teeth are up for the challenge
I wish for a dog |
Granted, but he bites you, he has Water Absorb so you cannot punish him with your water gun.
I wish I had sunglasses. Spoiler:
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granted but, the sun never comes out, it's always raining
I wish that I could sing |
Granted, but you can no longer talk normally! Good luck singing everything, all the time =3
I wish I had a nice genesect pluche |
Granted, but it's broken, just like in the games.
I wish for more holidays! |
Granted, but it's called unemployment...
I wish I was an artist. |
Granted, but you're too excentric and nobody wants to deal with you.
I wish I had the power to control time and space. |
Granted, however you can only control one space at a time!
I wish those days could come back once more Spoiler:
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Granted, but you live those days infinitely.
I wish I could win a contest some day. |
granted but, the contest that you win is make belief
I wish that I could build my dream home |
Granted. It'll be finished in about 40 years when you reach your 70's.
I wish that we could revive a select historical figure of our choosing. |
Granted, have fun picking between Hitler, Stalin and Mao.
I wish my existence would finally cease peacefully... |
granted, but it’s slightly less peaceful than you wanted
i wish for a pet chinchilla |
granted, but it gnaws its way out of your house towards freedom...
I wish for more room |
Here, have some more room for improvement :)
I wish for a better English accent. |
Granted, but now you live there too! Hope you like rain =)
I wish I had a skitty pluche |
Granted, but it's the Ahuiqlksushdian form of Skitty, from Gen 36, which takes place on another planet.
I wish I didn't procrastinate that much. |
Granted, you now live in the moment, never giving anything a second thought!
I wish I had a Home Cinema set. |
Granted, but it's from an unknown small country which doesn't have standard plugs and you can't find them on Amazon.
I wish I knew the secret to not tear my pancakes while I'm flipping them. |
Granted, they now roll out of the pan instead. Hope your kitchen's clean!
I wish I didn't have induction. |
Granted, you get gas instead, but everytime you cook and use it, you fear everything might explode. This is actually me :(
I wish teleportation existed. |
Granted, but you can't control where exactly you'll be teleporting to. Might even be under the sea or the sky.
I wish I had less homework |
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