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StCooler August 16th, 2021 9:35 AM

Granted, but the CEO of Nintendo comes at your home to steal it and give it to his son.

I wish for more time to do what I want.

Starlight August 16th, 2021 10:57 AM

Granted! ... you got fired!

I wish I'd been at Woodstock

ReKoil August 16th, 2021 12:24 PM

Granted, you were born earlier and are thus now that many years older =o

I wish spheal would stop being stingy and be shiny already (2100 eggs and counting...)

StCooler August 16th, 2021 11:06 PM

Granted, it's shiny. But out of relief, you put your Switch on your lap to savour this moment. When you take back the Switch, you realise it has turned off to save battery. Did I mention you didn't save the game? :(

I wish I wasn't hungry all the time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10394165)
Granted! ... you got fired!

Stealing my paid holidays to give them to someone else + firing me because I basically want holidays :(
I wish Ash wouldn't be such an evil boss to me!

Eleanor August 17th, 2021 7:59 AM

Granted, but now every little sweet has the potential of raising your weight by 5 kg or more :)

I wish for more holidays for meeeeeee :pleaplup:

Starlight August 17th, 2021 10:45 AM

Granted but you have to spend them somewhere you don't like :(

I wish to be better at writing.

ReKoil August 17th, 2021 12:07 PM

Granted, you can write excellently now. Unfortunately this only works with pen and paper, and becomes horrible if copied. Hope you like handwriting the same thing over & over....
(though I guess a single copy for personal use might be enough)

I wish for a good night's rest 😊

Starlight August 27th, 2021 3:12 AM

Granted!!! But you can only get it in a very expensive hotel!

I wish sleep wasn't necessary...

Eleanor August 27th, 2021 3:21 AM

Granted, but now you can't eat anything either. Good luck :)

I wish I could age slower than most people...

AMP017 August 27th, 2021 4:38 AM

Granted, but you can never bond with anyone for the fear that you will greatly outlive them.
I wish for Pokemon to become real and helpful.

ReKoil August 27th, 2021 8:55 AM

Oh they're real all right. And SUPER helpful.... super helpful at helping themselves to our world that is! Our world is soon overrun and we are at their mercy. (so we're basically an endangered species)

I wish to not be bored!

StCooler August 27th, 2021 9:33 AM

Granted. You start playing League of Legends and spend your whole life on it :(

I wish videogames would be released without bugs.

Starlight August 28th, 2021 6:39 AM

Granted, all bugs and insects are removed from video games... bye, bye, Butterfree :(

Games also now have 100 times more glitches than before 😎


I wish I could stop procrastinating

Megan August 28th, 2021 6:50 AM

Granted, but you now have so much to do you don't know where to start and don't get anywhere, anyway.

I wish all stuff that needs cleaning cleans itself automatically when required.

ReKoil August 28th, 2021 10:10 AM

Granted, but it's definition of 'when required' is once every 10 years ^.^

I wish for Half Life 3

StCooler August 28th, 2021 10:36 AM

Granted, but it is made by EA, it has lootboxes and lots of expensive, useless skins :)

I wish Elden Ring was a masterpiece.

Megan August 29th, 2021 8:57 PM

Granted, it's now made by Todd Howard so it just works! And it comes on basically any platform imaginable.

I wish for VPP to become an Idle Game, but only for me!

ReKoil August 30th, 2021 2:20 AM

Granted, you go idle on VPP and no longer raise any or get any rewards....

I wish for more badge slots on my flair ^.^

Eleanor August 30th, 2021 2:51 AM

Granted, but now they appear on top of your name!

I wish I'd have some inspiration for my next flair :pleaplup:

Starlight August 30th, 2021 6:01 AM

Granted!!! Your next flair will feature a Glaceon/Kabutops hybrid twirling it's hair while playing Yu-Gi-Oh!

I wish to be free.

ReKoil August 30th, 2021 10:21 AM

Pick your poison: 😇
(my brain wanted to do way too many things with this lol)

-Granted, you are now freed from having to live.... 😈

-Granted, you are now free to smear ketchup everywhere! You just have to clean it up later.... by eating it!

-Granted, you have been set free into the wild. You try to regroup with others of the Ashen Ketchup species.... but are captured in a PokeBall by some random un-aging guy with a pikachu he doesn't evolve for some reason.... but hey, at least you get to chill with Professor oak now?

-Granted, you get absorbed by your computer and can now freely roam all of the internet..... oh.. wait... might wanna be careful 😱

-Granted, you lose your citizenship and are now free and unbound by borders! If only you could settle down somewhere....

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I wish for a chocolate bar that replenishes itself 🤤

Megan August 30th, 2021 5:41 PM

Granted, but every time you eat it, it grows to double the size!

I wish for peace of mind.

StCooler August 30th, 2021 10:56 PM

Granted but now there's a war between twenty countries, other than yours and your neighbours (so the war doesn't affect you directly).

I wish to instantly comprehend everything.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10400852)
Granted, but every time you eat it, it grows to double the size!

This is a subtle corruption! Could be a nice topic for a short story. You start with a normal chocolate bar, then it doubles in size. You're glad, because you like chocolate, and it's more chocolate for you. Then it doubles again. You can start to share it. A few doublings later, you can share it with more people. Then it becomes so big, you start to think: maybe you could make a company selling this chocolate. You do, you get free supply everytime. To the point where you need more and more space to store the chocolate. It keeps growing so much that it becomes slowly dangerous for your warehouse, then for the town, then for the planet.

Starlight August 31st, 2021 7:46 AM

Granted, but you suck up all known knowledge and the world folds in on itself!

I wish I had better social skills

ReKoil August 31st, 2021 9:26 AM

Granted, you are now a bona fide socialite!
You are now so super popular due to those super amazing social skills that you have no time for yourself.... at all. ever. Hope you like company when you go to the WC.....

I wish to know da wae 😏

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10400945)

This is a subtle corruption! Could be a nice topic for a short story. You start with a normal chocolate bar, then it doubles in size. You're glad, because you like chocolate, and it's more chocolate for you. Then it doubles again. You can start to share it. A few doublings later, you can share it with more people. Then it becomes so big, you start to think: maybe you could make a company selling this chocolate. You do, you get free supply everytime. To the point where you need more and more space to store the chocolate. It keeps growing so much that it becomes slowly dangerous for your warehouse, then for the town, then for the planet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10400852)
Granted, but every time you eat it, it grows to double the size!

I'm actually more worried the eaten parts will also grow after consumption, like, in my stomach =o 😱


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