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Granted, but the CEO of Nintendo comes at your home to steal it and give it to his son.
I wish for more time to do what I want. |
Granted! ... you got fired!
I wish I'd been at Woodstock |
Granted, you were born earlier and are thus now that many years older =o
I wish spheal would stop being stingy and be shiny already (2100 eggs and counting...) |
Granted, it's shiny. But out of relief, you put your Switch on your lap to savour this moment. When you take back the Switch, you realise it has turned off to save battery. Did I mention you didn't save the game? :(
I wish I wasn't hungry all the time. Quote:
I wish Ash wouldn't be such an evil boss to me! |
Granted, but now every little sweet has the potential of raising your weight by 5 kg or more :)
I wish for more holidays for meeeeeee :pleaplup: |
Granted but you have to spend them somewhere you don't like :(
I wish to be better at writing. |
Granted, you can write excellently now. Unfortunately this only works with pen and paper, and becomes horrible if copied. Hope you like handwriting the same thing over & over....
(though I guess a single copy for personal use might be enough) I wish for a good night's rest 😊 |
Granted!!! But you can only get it in a very expensive hotel!
I wish sleep wasn't necessary... |
Granted, but now you can't eat anything either. Good luck :)
I wish I could age slower than most people... |
Granted, but you can never bond with anyone for the fear that you will greatly outlive them.
I wish for Pokemon to become real and helpful. |
Oh they're real all right. And SUPER helpful.... super helpful at helping themselves to our world that is! Our world is soon overrun and we are at their mercy. (so we're basically an endangered species)
I wish to not be bored! |
Granted. You start playing League of Legends and spend your whole life on it :(
I wish videogames would be released without bugs. |
Granted, all bugs and insects are removed from video games... bye, bye, Butterfree :(
Games also now have 100 times more glitches than before 😎 I wish I could stop procrastinating |
Granted, but you now have so much to do you don't know where to start and don't get anywhere, anyway.
I wish all stuff that needs cleaning cleans itself automatically when required. |
Granted, but it's definition of 'when required' is once every 10 years ^.^
I wish for Half Life 3 |
Granted, but it is made by EA, it has lootboxes and lots of expensive, useless skins :)
I wish Elden Ring was a masterpiece. |
Granted, it's now made by Todd Howard so it just works! And it comes on basically any platform imaginable.
I wish for VPP to become an Idle Game, but only for me! |
Granted, you go idle on VPP and no longer raise any or get any rewards....
I wish for more badge slots on my flair ^.^ |
Granted, but now they appear on top of your name!
I wish I'd have some inspiration for my next flair :pleaplup: |
Granted!!! Your next flair will feature a Glaceon/Kabutops hybrid twirling it's hair while playing Yu-Gi-Oh!
I wish to be free. |
Pick your poison: 😇
(my brain wanted to do way too many things with this lol) -Granted, you are now freed from having to live.... 😈 -Granted, you are now free to smear ketchup everywhere! You just have to clean it up later.... by eating it! -Granted, you have been set free into the wild. You try to regroup with others of the Ashen Ketchup species.... but are captured in a PokeBall by some random un-aging guy with a pikachu he doesn't evolve for some reason.... but hey, at least you get to chill with Professor oak now? -Granted, you get absorbed by your computer and can now freely roam all of the internet..... oh.. wait... might wanna be careful 😱 -Granted, you lose your citizenship and are now free and unbound by borders! If only you could settle down somewhere.... ______________________________________________________________________ I wish for a chocolate bar that replenishes itself 🤤 |
Granted, but every time you eat it, it grows to double the size!
I wish for peace of mind. |
Granted but now there's a war between twenty countries, other than yours and your neighbours (so the war doesn't affect you directly).
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Granted, but you suck up all known knowledge and the world folds in on itself!
I wish I had better social skills |
Granted, you are now a bona fide socialite!
You are now so super popular due to those super amazing social skills that you have no time for yourself.... at all. ever. Hope you like company when you go to the WC..... I wish to know da wae 😏 Quote:
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