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ReKoil October 2nd, 2021 10:48 AM

Well... I hope you can fly so you can chase after it...



I wish for a Totem of Undying.

ZeoStar October 2nd, 2021 12:27 PM

Granted, you get it but you die. How ironic.

I wish for a freezer full of various types of candy

Megan October 2nd, 2021 11:24 PM

Granted, but it ends up being so sticky that you can't open the door, anymore.

I wish to be able to do some working at home instead of having to go to the office all the time.

Mahian23 October 3rd, 2021 6:02 AM

Granted,but some wild boars somehow entered into your house and now refuses to get out of there,So you have to clean their Trash and other things along your own trash.

I wish to make a big Gang like Tokyo Manji.

ReKoil October 3rd, 2021 7:58 AM

Granted. But the moment it's formed they dispose of you after taking all your money. Nothing personal, that's just gang life.

I wish the days wouldn't fly by.

ZeoStar October 3rd, 2021 12:23 PM

Granted, they all come flying at you instead in one massively hectic day.

I wish for golf balls to be shaped like squares instead.

Starlight October 4th, 2021 11:27 AM

Granted! Your average driving distance is now an incredible 14 yards!

I wish for no utilities blackouts this winter.

Mahian23 October 5th, 2021 1:52 AM

Granted.You are now in lockdown due to over electricity running from your area openly.

I wish to not get my future wishes horribly corrupted.

StCooler October 5th, 2021 2:52 AM

Granted, but it contradicts the very purpose of this thread, which instantly explodes, and the PokéCommunity servers die. Nintendo decides to save PokéCommunity and buys new servers, because it's the biggest Pokémon community, and they change the rules. Now they close every topic about a fangame, every topic discussing videogames other than Nintendo games, every topic questioning Game Freak's decisions. Mentioning Z-moves and Mega-evolutions, as well as the Pokémons that disappeared in Gen 8, becomes an infraction. Every fangame dev is hunted down and sent to feed the Nintendogs.
I hope you're proud of you!

I wish I was the world champion in mental arithmetic.

ReKoil October 5th, 2021 11:24 AM

Granted, but now ALL you do can is arithmetic. You can no longer use words, just numbers, and only if you do some sort of arithmetic! It's gonna make for interesting conversation, to be sure!
- "How are you doing?'
-"-4X + 7 = 15."

I wish to see the world.

ZeoStar October 5th, 2021 1:51 PM

Granted, but the world is so beautiful it blinds you.

I wish for an expansion of the english language

Megan October 5th, 2021 8:49 PM

Granted, but i costs 70 bucks. Always that DLC that costs as much as a full feature game!

I wish for better working conditions.

StCooler October 6th, 2021 9:20 AM

Granted, your computer now works perfectly, your seat is super comfy, you are given 5-star meals at lunch on demand, all your colleagues are sweethearts. But when you go home, you realise you now prefer your workplace to your home; you become workaholic. This is perfect, because all those new features cost a lot to your company, which means you have to work twice as much for the same salary.

I wish I was able to do a split.


Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10414260)
Granted, but now ALL you do can is arithmetic. You can no longer use words, just numbers, and only if you do some sort of arithmetic! It's gonna make for interesting conversation, to be sure!
- "How are you doing?'
-"-4X + 7 = 15."

X = -2

ReKoil October 6th, 2021 12:01 PM

Granted, you make a run for it and go to Split, leaving your life behind! Time to start anew!
Hope you know the language and customs 😉

I wish for one of these Snorlax pillows:

Starlight October 11th, 2021 11:45 AM

Granted, but they're made from real Snorlaxes that were farmed for the purpose in absolutely terrible conditions. I hope you can live with yourself :(

I wish it was Halloween every day.

Retek October 11th, 2021 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10416004)
I wish it was Halloween every day.

Granted, but that would give me the opportunity to scare you everyday. >:)

Mahian23 October 12th, 2021 7:06 AM

Quote:

I wish it was Halloween every day.
Granted,But you got sick after getting haunted by a rebel and The christmas never came so no one gets gifts from Santa anymore,They are now Haunting you.

I wish I could eat Chocolates everyday.

ReKoil October 12th, 2021 10:21 AM

Granted, but you need to brush your teeth 20 times a day now to ward off cavities!

I wish for free bike repairs for a year.

StCooler October 12th, 2021 10:35 AM

Granted, but now your bike needs gas to run properly.

I wish I could eat meals from 5-star restaurants everyday, for free.



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Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10414589)

I want them toooooooooooo <3

ZeoStar October 12th, 2021 1:57 PM

Granted, but two years later the staff is like "Who is this dude living in the restaurant and why has he never payed for a meal".

I wish to witness a shooting star

Megan October 12th, 2021 8:32 PM

Granted, you see a shooting star right before it hits Earth and erradicates all life in the progress!

I wish for a vacuum cleaner that sucks out all the evil stuff in the world.
Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10414534)
Granted, your computer now works perfectly, your seat is super comfy, you are given 5-star meals at lunch on demand, all your colleagues are sweethearts. But when you go home, you realise you now prefer your workplace to your home; you become workaholic. This is perfect, because all those new features cost a lot to your company, which means you have to work twice as much for the same salary.

So except for the people being nicer nothing really changes? Like, I also hate my home and it feels about as much as a trap as my work. ^^"

Mahian23 October 13th, 2021 5:38 AM

Granted,But now the world become peaceful,The police,detectives,fighters lost their jobs and now finding a solution to eradicate the Vacuum cleaner along with you!

I wish for a Dragon that can fly and breath fire to become my pet with the world government permission and suck up every evil.

ReKoil October 13th, 2021 11:09 AM

You now have a Dragon that can fly an breathe fire!
It fits in the palm of your hand too, how cute is that?!
No need to worry about it growing up, it stays that size forever!
And it can just incinerate any waste it produces!
The world government approves of it as long as it deals with their rat problem!

If only the dragon didn't consider humans evil and didn't eat you up, one nibble at a time, every chance it gets. It's gonna take a bit, hope you got painkillers, though they'll only help a bit.

I wish for healthcare to be free worldwide!

Mahian23 October 14th, 2021 1:43 AM

Granted but the doctors and the Health and food division of the government became poor and now finding you for making a shitty wish like that.

I wish to get 50000$ in an instant

Starlight October 14th, 2021 8:23 AM

Granted! Here is your virtual $50000 for a game that is no longer running or playable. Have fun!

I wish for no pain.


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