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Granted, but you need to keep working at it or they'll drop down again.
I wish for a wishing stone. |
Granted, but since your wish is already granted it's just an useless pebble.
I wish for more sleep at night. |
Granted, but everything cool happens when you're asleep from now on!
I wish I could draw :( |
Granted, but you can only draw one specific person and you must show them the drawing each time. Even when it starts getting creepy.
I wish to be not so picky about musical preferences. |
Granted, all music sounds the same to you now.... 😈
I wish for a Difficulty Slider irl 😊 |
Granted. Seems like you really don't like Easy mode and need to up the difficulty a little? ;)
I wish for a cool tablet. |
I don't like granting wishes without corrupting them but here you are:
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I wish I could read hieroglyphs. |
Granted. It is now the only thing you can read though. I hope your relatives can read them too!
I wish for humans to stop polluting. |
Granted, now all corporations cease to produce stuff with their pollution heavy machinery. But since we aren't prepared for cleaner ways of productions everything starts to fall apart.
I wish for some pastel pencils. |
Granted, but they have been used up so much that they are an inch long! Happy drawing!
I wished I could have some Kadhai Paneer. 😊 |
Granted... you can have as much as you like! But it now tastes like soggy Brussels sprouts...
I wish for snow at Christmas. |
Sure thing. Here's a singular snowflake ❄️
Make sure you treasure it! I wish chocolate companies would stop wasting chocolate by putting alcohol in. |
Happily granted. I guess the only corruption would be angering those who enjoy it.
I wish for three acres of personal land to plant trees on. |
Granted, you get three acres of desertic land. You can plant trees, but those trees won't grow :(
I wish for a functioning washing machine. |
Granted, you now possess a washing board and together with your hand you can now clean your clothes again!
I wish for not always having to wish for some more free time. |
Granted, you are now so accustomed to not having it that you no longer wish for it! 😉
I wish I had better social skills. |
Granted, you now become better at social engineering. You can now easily trick people, but it doesn't help you make new friends.
I wish to be able to do a backflip. |
Granted, your video editing skill are now so great you can take a photo of yourself and edit it in such a way that you make a backflip in it.
I wish for all current crisis to end. |
Granted, but all future crisis will now be unending.... but hey, that's the next generation's problem, right? 😈
I wish to be become one with the shadows and over-level my sneak skill way past 100. |
Granted, but you become so good at sneaking that nobody can see you even when you are screaming in their face
I wish I could get two wishes instead |
Granted, but you can never tell what will count as a wish and when will it be granted.
I wish soles of shoes didn't wear out so fast letting water flow in whenever a couple raindrops decide to fall. Quote:
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I know that feel 😔
Granted, the soles are now very resistant. But the top part of shoes wears out and lets water flow in whenever a couple raindrops decide to fall. I wish I knew about quantum physics. |
You did, don't you remember? No need to corrupt I guess if you already forgot.....
I wish Acer hadn't stopped making smartphones. Quote:
Admittedly sarcasm doesn't really shine in text form though xD |
Granted. You can now buy a smartphone made from maple bark once again 😉
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I wish OCD didn't exist |
Granted, but now you're so used to these things that you do them intentionally.
I wish boomers would just retire and stop messing with the world. Quote:
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