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Megan March 16th, 2022 8:59 PM

Granted, but you're not allowed to eat chocolate anymore!

I wish to have more cute stuff!

ReKoil March 17th, 2022 7:20 AM

Granted, but your definition of cute has changed to spare you from having to go and find new things and make do with what you have!

I wish to be more energetic

StCooler March 17th, 2022 2:40 PM

Granted. But you need to drink coffee every 10 minutes, so even if you have more energy, you waste it on making more coffee!
(Don't do this actually)

I wish I never knew League of Legends.

Starlight March 17th, 2022 9:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10482829)
Granted, but you're not allowed to eat chocolate anymore!

YOU MONSTER! 😱

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10483279)
Granted. But you need to drink coffee every 10 minutes, so even if you have more energy, you waste it on making more coffee!
(Don't do this actually)

I wish I never knew League of Legends.

Granted! Bu now you are forced to coach the league of not quite good enough!

I wish for the silence.

Megan March 17th, 2022 10:17 PM

Granted, Mr. Silence knocks on your door, gives you an autograph and goes back to where he came from. At least now you have prove that you met the silence!

I wish for the world to turn cute!

ReKoil March 18th, 2022 11:13 AM

Granted, there are rainbows and unicorns everywhere now, all the animals are super gentle and caring and all the plants and surfaces now look super cute too! Too bad the people in it are still the same old incorrigible ones 😔

I wish people wouldn't focus so much on their differences.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starlight (Post 10483533)

I wish for the silence.

Kinda wish I had this one as I immediately though of this:


^.^

Starlight March 18th, 2022 3:15 PM

Granted! Now they all hate each other for being the same. People be horrible 😔

I wish for a good cup of chai

StCooler March 18th, 2022 6:02 PM

Granted, but it pops on my coffee table and you need to cross a whole ocean to get it :D

I wish for a pizza with Tandoori chicken and imperial rolls.

Megan March 19th, 2022 3:54 AM

Granted, you get a pizza with a chicken in imperial uniform perfoming the Tandoori roll which is the newest move it just invented. Do not steal! D:

I wish for some clean water.

ZeoStar March 19th, 2022 10:44 AM

Clean and mean. Comes with 1,000% degrading insults from the talking water bottle or your money back.

I wish for infinite knowledge

ReKoil March 19th, 2022 12:57 PM

Granted. Hope you have lots of space to make a library for all the memories and knowledge you'll be writing down in books to avoid forgetting them.
The brain has limited memory space after all =3

I wish for cats to tame dogs and use them as mounts to ride into battle with!

Megan March 20th, 2022 5:43 AM

Granted. But as compensation dogs can now tame humans and ride them into battle!

I wish for a blue sky!

Starlight March 20th, 2022 9:34 AM

Granted! Here is your new ELO - Mr. Blue Sky minidisc... I hope you have a MD player!

I wish for a good coping mechanism.

ReKoil March 20th, 2022 10:07 AM



input your issue and out comes you coping with it! 😇

I wish for my cat to live long and prosper

StCooler March 20th, 2022 3:20 PM

Granted, but now your cat becomes an immortal two-meter tall feline beast that needs to eat humans :(

I wish to have perfectly functioning eyes that don't need glasses.

Megan March 20th, 2022 9:19 PM

Granted, but you have no way to display them. You also can't bring them back to the biology institute or else you have to deal with the police.

I wish for video games to go back to 2D graphics.

ReKoil March 21st, 2022 7:45 AM

Granted, every videogame now has the old Super Mario 2 graphics. Hope you like Mario, it's all you'll be seeing now!

I wish for a new mattress

ZeoStar March 21st, 2022 2:58 PM

I an unable to fund that. All I can give you is our friend matt in a dress.



I wish for the eradication of stereotypes.

Megan March 21st, 2022 10:28 PM

Granted, but people can't fall back on simple concepts and have to constantly think everything through which means any decision that needs to be done quick won't. Instead everything just burns down in front of their eyes.

I wish for some snacks!

ZeoStar March 22nd, 2022 2:38 AM

Granted, you get snacks and it comes with my digestive issues for no extra charge.

I wish music on the radio would switch more frequently rather than playing the same things all the time.

ReKoil March 22nd, 2022 8:28 AM

Granted, they change the music every 15 seconds. It's also always 15 seconds of the part of a track nobody cares about.

I wish for unobtainium

Starlight March 22nd, 2022 9:37 AM

Granted! It's in that empty box over there...

I with for some good pizza!

StCooler March 22nd, 2022 3:11 PM

Granted, but it has pineapple AND olives on it, so it's good but not perfect.

I wish for more free time.

Megan March 22nd, 2022 9:32 PM

Granted, nobody wants to employ you anymore. Have all the free time in the world!

I wish to be less cynical. <_<
Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10485475)
Granted, but it has pineapple AND olives on it, so it's good but not perfect.

I wish for more free time.

Putting olives onto pizza. I can't believe it! D:

ReKoil March 23rd, 2022 9:48 AM

Granted, you follow a workshop by George Carlin and now you realize that the best way to combat your cynicism is to just give up on the ideal world altogether. Grab a pitchfork and let's just go burn it all down! 😈

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/47/61/2b/47612bd6d35d9b6537c37ded3a0c1ed6--cynical-quotes-profound-quotes.jpg




I wish for an inventory system irl so that I can lug around tons of stuff without having to physically carry it =D


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