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Granted! But it only serves liver and haggis pizza...
I still wish to go to the 1969 Woodstock festival |
Granted but then you notice the number of the year and you start giggling so hard that you completely forget the festival.
I wish for some proper food. |
Granted; you get proper food for cats.
I wish I had no negative feelings. |
Granted but now you have to love Hitler and Stalin.
I wish I could turn back time |
Granted, all instruments that measure time start running backward.
Unfortunately it's only the instruments. I wish I could speak every language known to man. |
Granted, but humanity dies, and animals are all that's left. Unfortunately you cannot communicate with them :(
I wish for a HDD with infinite memory. |
Granted!!! But now it remembers everything... ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
I wish I could see Heart sing live |
Granted. I'll go abduct them and make them perform in your living room 😈
I can't have any witnesses though, so I'll have to wipe everyone's memories afterward =\ I wish for my brothers puppies to grow healthy and strong =D and cute as heck |
Granted, but they're now so popular that you can't see them anymore! :(
I wish for some nice spicy food. |
Granted! You have some lovely curry flavoured chocolate!
I wish to be a better friend |
I don't know if I can grant that. That's something you have to figure out yourself. I guess that counts as a corruption of your wish? :(
I wish I was in a better environment irl. |
I wish you were too. 😊
Have you tried taping your phone to your head yet and playing some 'VR' games? 😈 I wish my linework was better when drawing. |
Granted but now you're leagues ahead of me. That makes me jealous which means that I will find you and then who knows what happens next! >:3
I wish for some new kitchen utensils. |
Granted, but now you have suddenly forgot all you know about how to cook~
I wish I had Discord Nitro gifts for the following 10 years >:) |
Granted, you just can't use them yourself. You could make a bunch of people happy with them though 😉
I wish I wouldn't waste half of my days off just loafing around >.> |
Granted, now you enroll in the army. No more free time :(
I wish for a bugless Windows 10. |
Granted, but it's so big now that you need to buy extra hardware just so you can actually do stuff on it.
I wish I wasn't so old and ugly and actually allowed to develop into the person that I could have been. <_< |
Granted, you reincarnate as Elon Musk's new child. You get the name "RIJGNCKE($(4994829395832".
I wish for life long lasting headphones. |
Granted, now all headphone makers make life long headphones. Now they cannot rely on planned obsolescence to sell more products. So what do they do? Most of them open a new department, or pay subcontractors, to kill costumers.
I wish I had more time to read books. |
Granted... if only you could still read.... 😈
I wish for a bag of peanuts 🤤 |
Granted, but they're all salted. Fortunately, It's only 90% of a deadly dose.
Wish I was funny. |
Granted... no wait, you're already funny, I'm not granting anything!
(I guess the catch would be that everyone else stops being funny because all of their power was transferred to you!) I wish I was able to complete Minecraft in a reasonable amount of time |
Granted. 30 days worth of playtime in the real world is totally a reasonably amount of time, right?
I wish for a week off. |
Granted. The Earth explodes tomorrow. You get your week off when that happens :D
I wish to type faster. |
Granted, but now you're burning through keyboards very quickly. You are also a wanted criminal now for arson.
I wish to be a princess. |
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