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Granted, but it is just a tiny bit too short making you feel really uncomfortable when inside!
I wish for some colorful pencils! |
Granted! But now you can only see in black and white.
I wish I didn’t procrastinate too much |
Granted but now you get everything done in seconds. You never again have anything "to do" and you spend the rest of eternity bored ;(
I wish grass never needed cutting. |
Granted! But now there is no grass in the world. No need to thank me ;)
I wish my baby could understand theoretical physics |
Granted! Your baby’s understanding far surpasses your own, such that as soon as it can talk it shames you for your idiocy.
I wish there were no more nuclear weapons |
Granted! There is now antimatter weapons...
I wish we could travel over light speed! |
Granted, we can now teleport anywhere without any delay. Might wanna check if you're still in one piece upon arrival 😉
I wish for a Gigantamax form. Spoiler:
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Congrats, you - ReKoil - have your very own Gigantamax form! Whenever you are exposed to enough 5G you painfully transform to become over 100 feet tall, immeasurably heavy, with a new signature move “OMFGThis(person)JustTurnedIntoGodzillaCrushedAnEntireBlockToDeath” activated upon transformation (increased priority, ahead of even Extremespeed)
I wish I had the superpower Curtis in Misfits trades for - able to switch genders at will (before you say ha! Periods! He gets those in the show as a She, I’m thinking a calendar would be important to make sure I’d be a man on those days haha). |
Granted, but to receive it you need to get to the end of the waiting line. And there's a lot of people already waiting there. Like: lots and lots of people waiting there just to get it, as well.
I wish for my apartment to clean itself automatically! |
Granted, it seals the doors and windows, and does a full spin cycle! I hope you and all your stuff are waterproof!!!
I wish to finish my bucket list |
Granted. You've successfully tracked down and obtained every single type of bucket you wrote down on your list!
I wish for water bottles that I can fill with water and which yet weigh just as much as when they were empty! |
Granted, but you can only put water vapour inside of the bottles, and not too much, otherwise it becomes liquid water...
I wish for a castle to live in. |
Granted, but it's haunted by the worst types of creatures: vampires in form of mosquitos!
I wish for a way out of any dire situation! |
Granted.... but you now see pop ups everywhere you go when none else can... all promoting Dire Hits!
I wish for better puns. |
By the unknown power vested in me, i grant your wish!
...But no one will ever laugh at them again. I wish for my good for nothing Joy-Cons to start working properly again. |
Granted, but they're now too busy working their 9/5 shifts so that you can't use them for play.
I wish for the world to be ruled by plush toys! |
Granted, meet your new empress...
Spoiler:
Alas.. some mere mortal still needs to interpret it's bidding.... that doesn't bode well... =\ I wish medicine was free. |
Granted but the firmware is stuck in the year 1995.
I want a Totem Shiny Gallade. |
I grant your wish!
...But it's far too powerful to be wielded by trainers, so it's banned from any form of use and must remain in confinement eternally. I wish for Lake Valor to be destroyed again. |
Granted, but Azelf survives, and it unites with Uxie and Mesprit, and you have to run for the rest of your life, otherwise they make you pay!
I wish for Superman to exist! |
Granted! But then, this one exists too!
Spoiler:
I want a Gardzilla (Level 500, stats over 9,000, ...) in my team on Ruby! |
Granted!
...But it, too, is so powerful that it's not allowed to battle or come out of its Pokeball in any way, shape, or form, and now must join Totem Gallade in confinement for eternity. Oh, and it destroyed a few towns accidentally, so... I hope you have a good lawyer. I wish for the Lake Trio to stop chasing me and protect me from all harm instead, forgetting that the second destruction of Lake Valor ever happened. |
Granted, but people still consider you a terrorist so you have to run for the rest of your life, anyway.
I wish for a new invention that is actually new and not just a rehash of something that has been done to death. |
Granted. But it's so new and innovative that it doesn't catch on, so the company making it goes bankrupt. Nobody ever dares to make it again after that, or even try coming up with such an item again =\
I wish for a Braixen plush |
Granted, but it was actually a new fire-type Mimikyu form and it uses Flare Blitz every time you cuddle it!
I wish for a Flapple form for each apple variety. |
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