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Granted, but it's just barely better so you need new glasses. But not enough so you can actually see stuff well without them.
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Uh oh, there's no wish to corrupt. Better fix this.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted. |
Granted, but you get nothing more than that!
I wish for something meaningful in life. |
Here's a box full of these Glaceon figures:
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Now go forth and spread word of the eeveelutionati by handing them out for free! 😊 I wish for another week off.... 😙 |
Granted, but you are unable to access your residence for the entire week.
I wish that it would be easier to think of wishes. I've been sitting here a while and can't think of anything. |
Granted. You come up with wishes relating to things man was not meant to know.
I wish people would stop lowballing me on ebay. |
Granted. Now you get no bids whatsoever....
I wish my cat would lie on my lap sometimes. |
Granted, but it's also ten feet tall!
I wish for grass to be greener on my side... |
Granted. You have destroyed the environment thanks to your grass needing a huge amount of water as well as the grass displacing local flowers for the bees and other pollinators. You also have a thriving Japanese Beetle population since their larvae feed on grass roots.
I wish my controllers would stop getting the dreaded joystick drift. |
Granted, now they don't respond at all.
I wish for better time management skills. |
Granted, you now have a new manager at work and they really know how to manage time really well to maximize profit!
I wish for people to cheer up. |
They cheered up and became more than happy.
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... Then we lost them. Edit : Sorry for forgetting a wish, I was more than tired... |
The user above didn't make a wish and must now grant mine.... fork over all the chocolate... not just yours... ALL OT IT !
Guess I'll go with the wish above that.... Quote:
I wish for a cloning machine. |
Granted, but it can only clone itself!
I wish for an army of clones! |
Granted, you get an army of clones of Slowpoke! Enjoy training them and invading the world as slowly as possible!
I wish to be able to sing! |
Granted, but your voice is so otherworldly, that nobody gets it and instead they move on to somebody else.
I wish for friends. |
Granted:
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Make sure to serve them diligently =D I wish for a secret lab. |
Granted, but it's so secret that it erases itself from everyone's memories, so it doesn't even get used.
I wish for an endless source of delicious cakes |
Granted, but every time you go to eat one a gnome appears to squirt ketchup on it
I wish to be able to park my car perfectly every time |
You of course, can park your car perfectly every time. In fact, you're so good at it that you're considered the car parking champion of the world! Neat! But fame and fortune comes at a cost, and all that success gets to your head. "I'm the best car parking person ever," you say to yourself, but you start getting complacent. At the next car parking tournament, you end up getting 2nd, losing to the new rookie on the block, Parker Parkerson. He's super ruthless and can parallel park when all the roads are perpendicular - he's just that skilled. Now your inflated ego blows up and you go absolutely insane. You start throwing tantrums. You start eating away your sadness. You even kick dogs (shame!) To make it worse, your family and friends leave you and all you're left with is a lot of food and 0.9825 million fans. Then the Dog Kicking Police (DKP for short) come and arrest you and you get life in a maximum security prison.
I wish I could eat horses for breakfast. |
Granted. Becomes addicted to your horse-centric breakfast. Eats it at every meal before long. Develops a severe case of scurvy from lack of nutrients.
Wishes humans behaved better towards one another. |
Granted! Now people are all over you asking if you're okay, if you need anything, etc. Pretty overwhelming, isn't it?
I wish there were thicker copper tape available in my country. |
Granted, but they now stick to your hand.
I wish I have money to buy Xenoblade 3 DLC. |
Granted. Sells Xenoblade 3 for the money.
Wishes to no longer have allergies. |
Uh, granted but now you have explosive diarrhea.
Of course you have enough money to buy Xenoblade 3 DLC. But where does that money come from? It's from your rich uncle, Kasheem Moneyarov. Oh, what a shrewd businessman he is - but that's what makes him so good at doing business. And business is good... Over the next few months, you become much closer with your uncle, doing favours for him in exchange for more money. The things he asks for get progressively more dark. How did it go from "Panda280, can you run by the convenience store and get me a hot dog" to "RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI"? Burdened with this new task, you decide to visit the best Italian place in town, East Side Mario's. Unfortunately for you, Chris Pratt as Mario is visiting today, asks you where Gamora is, then beats you down like he would have as James Reece from the Prime Video exclusive The Terminal List. You end up in a coma due to your injuries and Chris Pratt doesn't get any jail time because he's rich. EDIT: ninja'd I wish I couldn't get ninja'd. |
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