The PokéCommunity Forums

The PokéCommunity Forums (https://www.pokecommunity.com/index.php)
-   Forum Games (https://www.pokecommunity.com/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
-   -   ~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~ (https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=389808)

apro October 13th, 2022 11:33 PM

Granted! You're now unemployed.

I wish meat would grow on trees so that we'd plant more trees and not kill animals.

ReKoil October 13th, 2022 11:45 PM

Granted, but due to the genetic modifications they one day become sentient and the meat trees will just get up and start chasing us down to eat humans instead. Their numbers completely overwhelm humanity and we are faced with extinction and become a rare delicacy for only the wealthiest of meat trees who have taken over all our technology and society.

I wish to see the Great Pyramid of Giza

apro October 13th, 2022 11:49 PM

Granted! you're sent back 5000 years into the past and become one of the pharaoh's slaves appointed to the team who is building it.

I wish humans would learn how to control weather!

Eleanor October 14th, 2022 12:31 AM

Granted, but who says they'd use this ability for good?

I wish I could reply to these a bit faster ^^;

ZeoStar October 14th, 2022 3:24 AM

Granted. It's so quick you now have a mashed keyboard.

I wish to see an alternate universe.

Panda280 October 14th, 2022 3:52 AM

Granted. But, the alternate world is hit by a meteorite soon after you arrived.

I wish I can drink bubble tea every day without getting diabetes.

ReKoil October 14th, 2022 4:03 AM

Granted, but now you can no longer eat any candy at all.

I wish for a moat with a drawbridge around my house.

Cosmega October 14th, 2022 4:33 AM

Granted, but now you just get rickrolled forever.

I wish to always get good grades.

Eleanor October 14th, 2022 4:37 AM

Granted, but you can't find a job anyways.

I wish my uni lessons were in the morning

Aquacorde October 14th, 2022 5:36 AM

Granted! Congrats on the 3-6am class times!

I wish it wasn't snowing where I live 😭

ReKoil October 14th, 2022 5:43 AM

Granted.... You get a drought that will never pass, slowly destroying the nature in your area.

I wish for a new jacket.

Cosmega October 14th, 2022 5:46 AM

Granted, but now, you can never take it off

I wish to breathe underwater

Aquacorde October 14th, 2022 5:51 AM

Sure! You now have very prominent gills.

I wish my computer would always do what I want it to.

ReKoil October 14th, 2022 6:22 AM

Granted, but it even knows what you want when you don't! 😱

I wish for Legends Arceus to be the first game in a series of Legends games.

5qwerty October 14th, 2022 7:20 AM

Granted! But the series gets increasingly more trash because of increasingly tighter release schedules! Enjoy Legends: Stunfisk, though!

I wish no one had to deal with in-grown toenails anymore.

ZeoStar October 14th, 2022 7:23 AM

Granted. Now we have in-grown arms. I have no idea how it would make sense but watch out

I wish for Pokemon: Legends of Magikarp. A game that involves a cult of Magikarp worshipping

VisionofMilotic October 14th, 2022 7:26 AM

Granted, but Magikarp cults require human sacrifice, and you are chosen as the Supreme offering on the altar of Magikarp.

I wish I had perfectly even, dazzling white teeth.

ReKoil October 14th, 2022 7:31 AM

Granted, but they're so blindingly white everyone who sees you smile actually goes blind D=

I wish my cat could get along with other cats so I could get her a companion/friend.

Eleanor October 14th, 2022 7:34 AM

Granted, but you're a cat too now.

I wish I had a pet Glaceon!

ZeoStar October 14th, 2022 7:44 AM

Granted, but it's always plotting against you.

I wish for a new pizza pan.

5qwerty October 14th, 2022 7:45 AM

EDIT: Ninja'd

A new Pizza Pan? Well how about THE Pizza Pan, here to take you to the fabled place: Neverland Parma, Italy. With his trusty companion, Mozzarellabell, you're set for a life of adventure in a city where the pizza NEVER runs out! Eating all this delicious pizza must be good, right? No! As Troy Barnes said, "unless too much of a good thing is a bad thing". Well you're feeling it now, mister, but it's too late. The cheese has entered into your heart and taken over. You have become Cheeseman, and this is your villain origin story.

You don't just get one pet Glaceon, you get a dozen! Or... somehow you get even more??? Ninety-nine, one-hundred... One-hundred and one Glaceon??? Man, I bet you're having a great time just hanging out with your whole squad of Glaceon. At least you were having a great time until she showed up - Bruella DeChille. Somehow she's just out to get your Glaceon and skin them (how would that even work? Do they even have skin?) Anyway, now you spend your life on the run from this crazy lady with wacko hair who's totally an original character and not a parody of anyone. Nope.

I wish I could have super cool earwax.

ReKoil October 14th, 2022 7:47 AM

Granted, but you have to go pick it up at the store in Italy =)

Edit: Granted. you have the coolest earwax! You get permanent brain-freeze from it though D=

I wish companies cared more about their employees.

VisionofMilotic October 14th, 2022 8:00 AM

Granted, but the employees of companies are all robots now, and average people like most of us can no longer get hired. But the corporations care a lot about mantaining their robot employees!

I wish I was better with time management.

5qwerty October 14th, 2022 8:02 AM

Uh... Er... you get better at time management and you excel at your job. Then you notice that your company doesn't care enough about you so you're kind of miserable because you love your job and you hate it at the same time. That prompts you to make the same wish as the user above you, and it gets corrupted in the following way (totally not cuz I can't come up with anything else, nope):

Oh they care, they care so much! All employers and their respective board of directors now do so much for their employees; they wash dishes, babysit, and even wipe your bumbum after you take a fat dump. But with the executive board doing that kind of stuff and being on permanent-nanny mode, who will run the companies? Yes, that's right, it's Panda280's rich uncle, Kasheem Moneyarov, who's still yelling "RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI". Somehow companies all start following in his footsteps and chanting this cursed "slogan", and the people do as well. Somehow this song becomes really popular and blasts everywhere and now your ears start bleeding. The last thing you hear before you go deaf is that Kasheem Moneyarov may be running for president of the world next.

I wish I could have some spaghetti for dinner tonight.

Aquacorde October 14th, 2022 8:07 AM

Granted! Your neighbor brings you nine poinds of spaghetti. You will be having spaghetti for dinner for like two weeks.

I wish my water was always cold.


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 6:44 AM.


Like our Facebook Page Follow us on Twitter © 2002 - 2018 The PokéCommunity™, pokecommunity.com.
Pokémon characters and images belong to The Pokémon Company International and Nintendo. This website is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK, The Pokémon Company or The Pokémon Company International. We just love Pokémon.
All forum styles, their images (unless noted otherwise) and site designs are © 2002 - 2016 The PokéCommunity / PokéCommunity.com.
PokéCommunity™ is a trademark of The PokéCommunity. All rights reserved. Sponsor advertisements do not imply our endorsement of that product or service. User generated content remains the property of its creator.

Acknowledgements
Use of PokéCommunity Assets
vB Optimise by DragonByte Technologies Ltd © 2023.