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Granted, but now you’re locked in that room forever, and nobody will ever find you since only you know the entrance.
I wish I could eat everything I wanted without ever gaining weight. |
Granted, but now without all the sugar everything will just taste as blant as it gets.
I wish for communication between people to get easier. |
Granted. We all stay in one big happy circle forever
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I wish for batteries to never die |
Granted! Now, the devices die instead.
I wish my conversations were never awkward |
Granted, you can no longer communicate at all... can't be an awkward conversation if you can't have any at all!
I wish for a meme I don't know yet. |
Granted, but it only becomes relevant in a hundred years in the future.
I wish for old memes to come back. |
Granted... be prepared to see a LOT of Friend-zone Fiona and ONLY Friend-zone Fiona for the rest of your life!
I wish to get tickets to that one thing I want to go to. |
Granted, but as you arrive at the thing it suddenly gets canceled because too many people named Fiona attended it D=
I wish to never have to get up early again =) |
Granted, but the days are now only 12 hours long and you still need to work for 8+ hours a day.
I wish for a machine that can create food out of nothing. |
Granted, but the food tastes like... nothing!
I wish for a new Mass Effect game with a new race of biotic apex made of Gardevoirs! |
Granted, but they create a new race of demonic princesses and end up banning all of them!
I wish for a better reaction time. |
Granted, now you react before anything happens!
I wish I could run faster |
Granted, but now you'll never be able to fly again.
I wish for self confidence. |
Granted, you are now confident that you can jump from Earth to the Moon!
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I wish to have an adventure with the Looney Tunes! |
Granted, you get to replace Elmer Fudd and chase them around shooting black holes at them! =D
I wish for my own private theme park =3 |
Granted you have a theme park all to yourself...
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I wish for unlimited bag space. |
Granted, your bag has a big hole, the whole universe is the bad space.
I wish to be able to control my hunger. |
Granted. The only options are "stuffed to the brim" and "voraciously starving".
I wish I wouldn't overheat when I went to bed. |
Granted, but you always have cold feet.
I wish for better time management. |
Granted, your timing is impeccable but you decide to use your skills for a life of crime ;(
I wish to sing again. |
Granted, but everyone hearing it will fall asleep and out of frustration you'll start drawing mustaches and beards on them with a permanent marker, which will eventually lead to your arrest =\
I wish for a comfy blanket. Spoiler:
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Granted. It's super heavy and causes muscle aches when you're done using it.
I wish my scalp would stop itching. |
Granted, but now spots are itching that you'll never be able to reach.
I wish for my knees not to hurt. |
Granted, your knees are no longer able to hurt anyone ever again due to your brand-new built-in airbags that deploy whenever they make contact with a living thing =3
I wish to be petted on the head. Spoiler:
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Granted, Megan's hammer will start petting you in 3... 2... 1... *thwack*
I wish to be able to see the future. |
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