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Cosmega October 18th, 2022 10:42 AM

Granted, but now you’re locked in that room forever, and nobody will ever find you since only you know the entrance.

I wish I could eat everything I wanted without ever gaining weight.

Megan October 18th, 2022 8:24 PM

Granted, but now without all the sugar everything will just taste as blant as it gets.

I wish for communication between people to get easier.

ZeoStar October 19th, 2022 7:10 AM

Granted. We all stay in one big happy circle forever



I wish for batteries to never die

Cosmega October 19th, 2022 8:22 AM

Granted! Now, the devices die instead.

I wish my conversations were never awkward

ReKoil October 19th, 2022 11:14 AM

Granted, you can no longer communicate at all... can't be an awkward conversation if you can't have any at all!

I wish for a meme I don't know yet.

Megan October 19th, 2022 8:26 PM

Granted, but it only becomes relevant in a hundred years in the future.

I wish for old memes to come back.

Starlight October 21st, 2022 1:14 PM

Granted... be prepared to see a LOT of Friend-zone Fiona and ONLY Friend-zone Fiona for the rest of your life!

I wish to get tickets to that one thing I want to go to.

ReKoil October 21st, 2022 1:39 PM

Granted, but as you arrive at the thing it suddenly gets canceled because too many people named Fiona attended it D=

I wish to never have to get up early again =)

Megan October 21st, 2022 10:53 PM

Granted, but the days are now only 12 hours long and you still need to work for 8+ hours a day.

I wish for a machine that can create food out of nothing.

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 23rd, 2022 12:10 PM

Granted, but the food tastes like... nothing!

I wish for a new Mass Effect game with a new race of biotic apex made of Gardevoirs!

StCooler October 23rd, 2022 4:15 PM

Granted, but they create a new race of demonic princesses and end up banning all of them!

I wish for a better reaction time.

Cosmega October 23rd, 2022 5:42 PM

Granted, now you react before anything happens!

I wish I could run faster

Megan October 23rd, 2022 8:09 PM

Granted, but now you'll never be able to fly again.

I wish for self confidence.

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 23rd, 2022 10:59 PM

Granted, you are now confident that you can jump from Earth to the Moon!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmega (Post 10564223)
Granted, now you react before anything happens!

I wish I could run faster

Granted, but you are now constantly being chased by Wile E. Coyote.

I wish to have an adventure with the Looney Tunes!

ReKoil October 24th, 2022 9:20 AM

Granted, you get to replace Elmer Fudd and chase them around shooting black holes at them! =D

I wish for my own private theme park =3

Starlight October 24th, 2022 12:28 PM

Granted you have a theme park all to yourself...
Spoiler:


I wish for unlimited bag space.

StCooler October 24th, 2022 3:07 PM

Granted, your bag has a big hole, the whole universe is the bad space.

I wish to be able to control my hunger.

Bice October 24th, 2022 6:46 PM

Granted. The only options are "stuffed to the brim" and "voraciously starving".

I wish I wouldn't overheat when I went to bed.

Megan October 24th, 2022 8:27 PM

Granted, but you always have cold feet.

I wish for better time management.

Starlight October 25th, 2022 7:40 AM

Granted, your timing is impeccable but you decide to use your skills for a life of crime ;(

I wish to sing again.

ReKoil October 25th, 2022 8:47 AM

Granted, but everyone hearing it will fall asleep and out of frustration you'll start drawing mustaches and beards on them with a permanent marker, which will eventually lead to your arrest =\

I wish for a comfy blanket.


Bice October 25th, 2022 4:38 PM

Granted. It's super heavy and causes muscle aches when you're done using it.

I wish my scalp would stop itching.

Megan October 25th, 2022 8:24 PM

Granted, but now spots are itching that you'll never be able to reach.

I wish for my knees not to hurt.

ReKoil October 26th, 2022 9:46 AM

Granted, your knees are no longer able to hurt anyone ever again due to your brand-new built-in airbags that deploy whenever they make contact with a living thing =3

I wish to be petted on the head.


Starlight October 26th, 2022 2:11 PM

Granted, Megan's hammer will start petting you in 3... 2... 1... *thwack*

I wish to be able to see the future.


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