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...didn't have a significant other. It was there that...
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....they both zeroed in on one name, which was.....
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...Ultra, named after the new Pokémon game announcement from today. There, the doctor...
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.....who was actually Lex Luthor in disguise, told them that.....
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...Kryptonite is effective on them, too, which meant...
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.....that they might be related to Superman &.....
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...from Krypton! However, where are their powers? Only he knows, and his name is not John Cena, it's...
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...a giant 2-headed snake with a bear's body! It proceeded to...
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.....the shopping mall, to buy some.....
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...Subway at the food court. After eating...
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.....it suddenly grew a third head that resembled.....
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...Justin Bieber. Upon seeing this, the people at the mall who didn't budge at the sight of a two-headed snake bear began to...
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.....run helter-skelter because no one wanted to be a victim of Bieber's awful.....
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...beat-boxing. So in order to protect all these innocent people, out came...
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...the trapper, who had no success because...
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.....by then Bieber had already started singing. This resulted.....
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...in all the mirrors shattering while people fell to the ground clutching their ears. The trapper then...
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...proceeded to approach Bieber, being successful in his catch. The people then...
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...got scared and ran off. Soon a familiar figure came around to...
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.....the mall. It was none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger, who offered a reward for whoever spelled his surname correctly. So.....
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...Sadly nobody could get the reward. That is, until Captain Picard came and...
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...did his iconic "facepalm" expression. However, was it Captain Picard, or Professor X? Nobody could figure out the identity crisis created here. However, somebody who went by "Tsutarja" said...
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.....hello I'm the fairy godmother :P. 'Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo'. And lo & behold.....
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...everybody else turned into pumpkins, Tsutarja then...
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...undid his magic, because he...
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.....she wanted to touch-up her make-up, because..... Pika Pika :chu: |
...she had a date with...
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...A muscular man who was secretly evil and had a plan to commit forms of evil, such as...
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...banning every font type except for Comic Sans. This man's name was...
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.....Munna Michael, who was formerly a professional.....
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...profesional. A professional professional was a legit title, indeed. However, that didn't suffice for the fact that he...
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.....inflate balloons for kiddie birthday parties, which.....
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...severely pissed him off. At least he was getting paid for the job, until...
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...a strange smelling smoke entered the room and enfulged him, making him think of...
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....birds and flowers and nothing but pure happiness. The reality was that he...
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.....had now been kidnapped by.....
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...Damen. But, Damen who? Damen...
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...who was some lazy, big person who always laid on his bed for no reason. He kidnapped that character because...
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...he was bored and had nothing else to do. He also wanted to get out of bed, but...
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.....he was held back by Audrey II, because.....
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...didn't know what to do at this point by himself. From there, it was all...
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.....a tug of war. A very hungry Audrey II, held him tight with its vines & tried to gobble him in one go, even as he struggled to break free. Finally.....
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...he broke free, only to be caught by...
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.....an RKO out of nowhere, by Randy Orton :P. Orton was back &.....
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...in style. He wanted to show off his new...
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.....WWE Title & laid out an open challenge to anyone. One person stepped up. It was none other than.....
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...JOHN CENA! Yep, John Cena came back! It was then that he...
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...decided to go look up what a Bubblebrain was and he...
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.....bought a can of soda & some straws to.....
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assist. Then, he suddenly downloaded Pokémon GO to his phone, and...
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...Grow a really big...
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.....tail. With the help of his new 'weapon', he.....
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... sat on a bench and placed the phone on...
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.....his nose & began to.....
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... spin around very fast like a tornado. Turns out that...
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.....the phone had magical powers & now his nose starts to grow longer & longer &.....
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...longer that's essentially Pinocchio! Wow, that's...
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.....that's amazing", he commented. "I should also try this on.....
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...others to see if I can get away with it." However, he...
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...Ran outside and immediately told everyone to stop...
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.....or he'd cut off the supply to the....
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... electricity that runs around the city. As expected, someone...
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.....decided to do something about it & informed.....
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...the mayor about what happened. He wasn't happy, but he knew that something had to be done. He wasn't the first to do this, but...
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...Shooting games became banned for eternity. But thankfully, that was a good thing cause...
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.....only the mayor thought so. This started a major revolt among Shooting Games fans, so the the Mayor withdrew the order & made playing Shooting Games a National Sport. The person who gained the most due to this was.....
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...Miles. He knew that he would be the champ, because he was the only good player miles away from his city. When Miles went to regionals, he...
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...met a really ugly person, causing his eyes to melt and he died. Everyone felt sad for him and decided to make a funeral for him, so...
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.....as they were making preparations, Miles suddenly stood back, all hale & hearty, which caused....
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...the room to go into complete shock. However, it wasn't just emotional shock, it was physical shock as well. From there, David...
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.....got out his sling & went out in search of Goliath. He found him in.....
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...the forest, which was right next to the city of...
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...the knees. Soon, he found himself turning into...
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... an odd looking, orange-colored raspberry, then he hurried to get to the golf course where he...
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.....ran into a strawberry, who fell in love with him & tried to.....
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...get close. From there, the strawberry had thought...
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.....that it was time for the two of them to.....
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...become one in a delicious smoothie of healthy goodness...
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...and get consumed. Oh no! The smoothie went bad because it was sitting out in the heat, but...
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...it was okay because the heat brought it back to goodness. However...
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.....the extreme heat resulted in it undergoing a sudden mutation & it turned into a big....
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...melon-like creature with apple slices for teeth...
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.....a cucumber for a nose, bamboo sticks for legs, banana peels for hands &.....
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...a literal watermelon for a body. It opened its sunflower seed eyes, and...
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...started attacking! The seeds were coming out so fast that...
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.....it went into a hysterical frenzy, which resulted in.....
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...a rip in the space-time continuum. Something...
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.....that even Nostradamus could not have predicted. This was just the beginning of.....
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...a series of unfortunate events that transpired into...
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...nothing but utter chaos and destruction in the form of...
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.....a nightmare. And suddenly, David woke up. It was all just a dream. He then decided to.....
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...go out of his room screaming and hollering, until he woke up his neighbor named...
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..... McDonald Berger, who was a.....
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...clown cosplayer. You know, he almost got sued not because of who he dressed as, but because of his name! However, when said company found out it was his biological name, they...
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.....offered him a job as a.....
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...standard employee. What does that even mean, anyway? They described it as...
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.....a person who places you on a brief hold, but does absolutely nothing productive to help. He thought about it & said.....
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..."As long as I get paid for it, I'll take the job." And so began his career...
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.....as a telemarketer who had to.....
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