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...market OxiClean to the world outside of the US. This was successful at first, but...
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He realised that it would be a good idea to paint his manager's favourite tissue box, so...
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...he painted it black, but then that went like...
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..."would that make me racist if I did that?" Then, he...
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.....decided what was done was done. As a result, he.....
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...Gave it back to his boss, only to find...
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.....that his boss had been kidnapped by a criminal organization that.....
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...was entirely rogue and unknown to authorities. The Mafia, was it? Or could it have been...
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.....The Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies, who were known for.....
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...Attacking people. But there is a reason for that, which is...
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.....something that had been secret by the organization, because they did not want.....
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...others to let their word get out. Soon, one member went rogue and went onto social media, and immediately the police decided it was time to...
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.....take a vacation, so they all planned a trip to.....
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...Florida. After a day in Orlando, they headed to Tampa, where it was decided that..
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...he should go live in an enclosed space becuase...
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.....there was only one word to describe him & I'll spell it out for you, S-A-W-F-T.....
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Who knew what that meant? Either way, S-A-W-F-T was the new way of life, and...
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.....it was all thanks to the originator - Big Cass, who now had the.....
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...secret recipe for Coca Cola. However, he...
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...refused to publish the recipe online, despite Coke now losing lots in profit. Thankfully, he only...
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...Just opened a shop that sells bowling balls, which gave him enough money to open a sports gym. Then...
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...his dad came and say...
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..."why would you want to open a gym? I thought you didn't like excercising.". He then proceeded to say that he opened his gym (and bowling ball shop) because he wanted to impress...
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.....his buddy Enzo Amore, who never made any sense anyways, because.....
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...of his many failures in trying to run a business. Why Enzo was even around is pondering, but at least...
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.....Cass fared much better. The business was running along smoothly, until one day.....
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...they were sued. It was an immediate verdict, and they soon lost so much business that they ran out of money to run it. Soon, the declaration of bankruptcy hit, and...
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...He then thought ofa something. Why was his friend's name Enzo? It has always confused him. He then spoke to Enzo about it and he...
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...Forgot the question, which was very uncharacteristic of him. As he tried to remember what he had forgotten...
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.....he remembered that he had to go visit The Great Balls of Fire, with his.....
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...Water dog, so it could extinguish the fire. On his way there......
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.....he met up with an old nemesis, named.....
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...Garts, the demon of minor annoyances.....
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...and the battle ensued. Or could you call it a battle? After all...
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...Garts had eaten Taco Bell and couldnt fight due to a bad stomach. Our hero then continued on his way until.....
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...He came across Enzo once again. However, Enzo wanted to tell you something. It turns out he, wait, actually, Enzo isn't a he! Enzo proceeded to take off his clothes and reveal to our hero that...
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.....he is an Octopus named Decapus who has.....
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...one missing tentacle and three eyes. This was a freak out, after all. Because these events spawned out, it was time for...
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.....the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, featuring.....
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...Jamie Foxx and special guest star...
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...Enzo's worst enemy! Then...
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.....she showed up. It was none other than Reese Withoutaspoon. She proceeded to.....
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...explain to the audience that she was not Witherspoon, but was also known as...
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.....Witherspoon when she was with her spoon & Withoutherspoon when was without her spoon. One person in the audience asked, "What if you are with your spoon, but the spoon is in your bag, would you be Witherspoon or Withoutaspoon". To this she replied.....
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..."I dunno. Maybe both?" From there, the audience laughed, but then silence came around only because...
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.....they were joined in by another guest, Ellen DeGreedy, who was carrying a.....
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...TV, which showed why she was Enzo's worst enemy. It showed that he, wait, oh yeah, forgot Enzo isn't actually a guy, I meant it took her spoon and kicked it thinking it was a ball. And when she asked Enzo about it, it said, "I forgot". Since then, the 2 have been worst enemies. You reacted to this by...
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.....handing over a spoon to Ellen DeGreedy, asking Reese Withoutherspoon to be Witherspoon & declaring that there will be a lemon race between the two, the winner of which will.....
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...be crowned the TV comic queen. The audience got engaged by cheering, but it was hard to make out who the favorable person was, because of...
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.....the fact that both of them were going neck-to-neck. That was until.....
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...They both became tired and gave up, however, it soon turned out only one pf them was pretending to be tired, and then...
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.....Withoutherspoon suddenly picked up pace & raced ahead with her spoon. This made DeGreedy so angry that.....
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...She exploded, resulting in the other one winning! Her prize was...
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.....being crowned the TV comic queen, as promised. But just as the award ceremony was about to take place.....
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...Charlie Sheen showed up! Nobody in the audience seemed to care, except for the person that...
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.....was wearing a chicken suit. He ran towards the Stage &.....
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...went ballistic on Charlie Sheen. From there, Charlie's dad Martin showed up, and chicken suit guy decided that...
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.....he should target Martin as well, so he.....
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...decided to give him a soft drink, but he slipped on a calculator and the drink splashes onto...
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.....the charred remains of the recently exploded DeGreedy. Miraculously, she springs back to life &.....
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...wants revenge! However, the revenge did not work when Charlie...
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...Picked up a heavy looking truck with only one finger and threw it at her, squashing her completely. Everyone reacted to that by...
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...hoping she was actually gone this time. It seemed like that for sure, until she rose up once again. However, she wasn't in the best shape, and...
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.....not in the best of mood either. She lunged at.....
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...Enzo, whom she swiped in half using her knife. But then, she realised that she only slashed an imposter, and the real Enzo showed up and threw a bus at her. Then...
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...she was finally through. About time, because...
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.....the Awards Ceremony needed to reach a conclusion. So Withoutherspoon received her award, but Enzo.....
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...accidentally smacked the award off her hands, and upon landing on the ground, the award turned into a magical gas that prevented anybody who sniffed it from sleeping. You went towards Enzo and you...
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...felt something funny. That feeling turned out to be a blast of nostalgia, as it had happened back when...
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...You accidentally revived the loser of the competition by splashing a soft drink at her. You immediately charged at the bus that squashed her, threw it off, punched her reapeatedly, and then burn the remains with a flamethrower. Now that she was gone, everything went back to normal, and...
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...all was quiet, until the next day. By the time tomorrow rolled around...
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.....there was news of a suspected alien invasion in.....
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...Fairy Land, which was the theme park where...
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.....Winnie the Pooh had stored all his honey. When he heard the news, he.....
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...Got shot by a tranquiliser and fainted! It seems like the person who shot that was...
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.....Kermit the Frog, who had always been jealous of Winnie, because he.....
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...was not a Muppet. Although, Winnie was a cartoon, which was less realistic, until the creation of...
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.....the parallel universe, where one could.....
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...interact with cartoons, just like in the movies! However, there were no cameras. The cameras being gone meant it really did become reality, but nobody would believe it because people could just call it "movie magic." The magic went through until...
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...Everyone got tired so our hero decided to sing a song to everyone. Soon, everyone was singing until they all fell asleep. The next morning, you were awoken by...
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...having markings on your face! Wait, where have I seen this before? Because it seemed awfully familiar just by the fact that...
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...a Jigglypuff had been spotted in the area a day back and it had...
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...its magical marker ready to draw on everyone's face. However, when that happened, it decided to...
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...Push you, and you slid down a slope and you crashed into a person, and your hand ended up on her chest. Enzo walked by and saw what happened, and screamed to you "Looks like you found a treasure chest!". You...
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...then scream back "WHAT?!" in surprise. What happened after that was a mess, because...
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...Enzo recorded the whole thing on it's camera and posted the video online. It even gathered a bunch of people to look at you touching an opposite gender's chest. You stomped towards Enzo and you...
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... was possessed by a brave Chuck Norris mood ...
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and then chuck norris says I find you, you don't find me.
True to this fact, a lot of people cannot find him and then suddenly.... |
...The possesion seemed to make you evil, and you ran towards a town and killed everyone. Soon, you...
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realize it was only a dream within dreams and still you ponder the meaning of...
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...Pure strength, so you then destined to be the strongest person ever. You started by...
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Trying to poop while constipated, which turned out to be a disaster because...
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...the attempt to talk about the story turned into a disaster. It was then that...
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...The story competely stopped due to the thread dying...
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... But slowly the thread was coming to life and.....
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... although the story continued 5 years later, the thread will be locked and/or archived after this post...
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... which was what happened.
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