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.....ran into a strawberry, who fell in love with him & tried to.....
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...get close. From there, the strawberry had thought...
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.....that it was time for the two of them to.....
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...become one in a delicious smoothie of healthy goodness...
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...and get consumed. Oh no! The smoothie went bad because it was sitting out in the heat, but...
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...it was okay because the heat brought it back to goodness. However...
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.....the extreme heat resulted in it undergoing a sudden mutation & it turned into a big....
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...melon-like creature with apple slices for teeth...
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.....a cucumber for a nose, bamboo sticks for legs, banana peels for hands &.....
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...a literal watermelon for a body. It opened its sunflower seed eyes, and...
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...started attacking! The seeds were coming out so fast that...
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.....it went into a hysterical frenzy, which resulted in.....
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...a rip in the space-time continuum. Something...
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.....that even Nostradamus could not have predicted. This was just the beginning of.....
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...a series of unfortunate events that transpired into...
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...nothing but utter chaos and destruction in the form of...
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.....a nightmare. And suddenly, David woke up. It was all just a dream. He then decided to.....
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...go out of his room screaming and hollering, until he woke up his neighbor named...
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..... McDonald Berger, who was a.....
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...clown cosplayer. You know, he almost got sued not because of who he dressed as, but because of his name! However, when said company found out it was his biological name, they...
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.....offered him a job as a.....
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...standard employee. What does that even mean, anyway? They described it as...
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.....a person who places you on a brief hold, but does absolutely nothing productive to help. He thought about it & said.....
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..."As long as I get paid for it, I'll take the job." And so began his career...
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