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Qwerty6811 August 2nd, 2017 9:05 AM

Game: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
 
This is the Stupid Question, Stupid Answer game. Here's how it works:

Quote:

Guy 1: What is the color of the sky?
Quote:

Guy 2: Mudkip.
What are Pokémon?
They don't have to be Pokémon themed, they just have to be G-rated.

I'll start.

Why is water blue?

Sparkin August 2nd, 2017 5:40 PM

Because they painted it.

Why fishes can't fly?

Tsutarja August 2nd, 2017 6:35 PM

Because wings on a fish means that pigs must have them too

What day of the week is Friday?

PageEmp August 2nd, 2017 11:57 PM

the 13th

What site am I posting on?

LegendChu August 3rd, 2017 12:28 AM

Eyesite

From where do you buy your groceries?

Pika Pika :chu:

AR 26 August 3rd, 2017 12:31 AM

From the Car Showroom obviously..

Why do you do work?

PageEmp August 6th, 2017 7:09 AM

Because we were forced to.

Is humanity doomed?

purplecicada August 6th, 2017 7:27 AM

We are probably turning into AI.

Why am I here?

Lusus August 6th, 2017 11:38 AM

It is one of life's greatest mysteries.

Why does money exist?

Tsutarja August 6th, 2017 6:39 PM

Because everybody needs to be rich, duh!

Who ate the apple that fell from the tree?

string555 August 7th, 2017 5:14 PM

The apple piranhas...

Why do pickles always come in a jar?

Tsutarja August 7th, 2017 5:52 PM

Because if you canned them, that would totally make sense.

Who let the dogs out?

Homeskulled Kid January 18th, 2019 7:56 AM

Woof Woof, careless twat that he is.

How Irish are you?

VisionofMilotic May 12th, 2019 7:12 AM

None, I drink my coffee only with milk.

If sushi is raw fish then how come I never see sushi rolls swimming in the sea?

juliorain May 12th, 2019 7:55 AM

That’s just sashimi.

What’s a sammich?

LatiasSoulDew May 12th, 2019 8:25 AM

A dancing Rattata I believe.

Why sammich btw?

Sorvete May 12th, 2019 8:47 AM

Kneecaps.

What's 5+5 I forgot?

Simply Dunsparce May 12th, 2019 7:22 PM

55

What's a reliable Thesaurus?

juliorain May 12th, 2019 7:45 PM

Tuca the Toucan.

Alexa, who are you?

Sorvete May 13th, 2019 3:40 PM

I'm your father, Luke.

Should I buy $40 with my one dollar?

VisionofMilotic May 14th, 2019 9:59 AM

No, buy 19.99 with your dollar. It is more reasonable.

Which hot cocoa brand invented the cocoa tree, was it Nestle or Swiss Miss?

juliorain May 14th, 2019 11:03 AM

It was China.

What's a cup when you have cones?

Sorvete May 14th, 2019 11:07 AM

A cup is a small bowl-shaped container for drinking from, typically having a handle, but also an ornamental trophy in the form of a cup, usually made of gold or silver and having a stem and two handles, awarded as a prize in a contest.

Do I look good today?

Arcaneum May 14th, 2019 3:20 PM

Consult the Necronomicon for the answer.

What's the quickest way out of town?

Simply Dunsparce May 14th, 2019 4:45 PM

Straight up. Right into space.

Is my existence justified?


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