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Nobody would mess with me ever again
What if your internet was off for the next four weeks? |
I would not be able to do most of my homework and would fall behind in my classes.
What if your role model decided to become your best friend? |
Then i would go with him on adventure on his ship (Sparrow)
What if you found out that someone framed you and the next minute you find the police behind the door ? |
I talk from experience because that has happened to me before. At the least I'd feel extremely inconvenienced but whatever it is I also feel it'd be easily cleared. I'd also have nothing to do with the people who tried to frame me afterwards ever again.
What if something dumb you did got caught on camera and you became the next viral meme? |
I would try and own it but I think i'd start to get really annoyed.....
How do you think society would adapt if we started having acid rain once a year? |
We would have to get much better umbrellas.
What if snow was hot? |
You'd need oven mittens to handle snowballs.
What if you had the opportunity to be a pirate on a massive galleon and go on scurvy-free adventures? |
Arrr matey?
What if you had the chance to go skydiving with your favorite celebrity, despite a fear of heights? |
Skydiving with Tom Holland??!! A battalion of gonk droids couldn't drag me away.
What if all the cats mysteriously disappeared? |
I'd wonder what they were plotting during their secret meeting
What if one of your legs faced the wrong way? |
I would fall and then i would stand again like nothing happened.
What if you had to use the toilet but you saw that 100 people were waiting for the person inside and then you would have to go home and use that toilet but saw that also that toilet was full with family members waiting turns, and only chance was to go somewhere else ? |
Screw the queue! I'd go pee in a shrub. I've got one million to choose from, after all.
What would you do if a clown hitman squad was after you? |
Be really scared every time a tiny car drove past.
What if carrots were blue? |
If they were tested by science and proved to be healthy i would eat them. ( Unless my body rejects them)
What if some old famous person from the past came mysteriously back to life and would be hiding behind your door, what would you do ? |
I'd offer Christopher Lee a cup of tea, a place on the sofa, and then chat about The Man With The Golden Gun.
What if yer were a wizard, Harry? |
I'd take every transfiguration class available.
What if all water tasted like tar? |
Then that would be dangerous, because then people would think drinking tar is harmless
What if Pokémon were real |
You mean they aren't? Then I'd go on a fantastic adventure with one.
What if fish tried to catch humans? |
Then there'd be a thing called humaning, which would sound weirder than fishing and we'd all be scared to death
What if the sun was up 24/7 across the whole world? |
Then this planet would be a hot barren rock of nothingness.
What if your Sims could get their own back on you? |
Then you'd be having a difficult time knowing what they're saying, that's for sure.
What if produce was free to the world, even at the market or grocery store? |
Then there would be no famine :)
What if sony bought gamefreak? |
Then Nintendo would probably be close to death, because Pokémon is a very huge franchise for them
What if teleportation was real? |
Border patrol would have a really tough time!
What if you lost your phone? |
I'd be extraordinarily confused, seeing as how I do not possess one. It'd further my conviction that I'm a schizo.
What if you got a scholarship for a charm school? |
Then I'd go. I need all the help I can get.
What if you saw a ghost floating down the street but no one else seemed to notice it? |
I'd keep the thought to myself
What if it rained pennies, but the amount of pennies bestowed upon you was worth a million bucks |
I reckon I wouldn't survive it!
What if you woke up and could only write and speak Hungarian? |
Google Translate or Rosetta Stone!
What if alcohol was legalized for all ages? |
I would be worried... since I don't really drink at all.
For those that do. As long as it's in moderation I suppose? What if gender were all robots? |
You mean it's not? Then robots would have pointless fights about which bathroom to use.
What if you could only change channel by walking up to your TV. No remotes allowed? |
I would just use my laptop for TV...like I pretty much do now anyway haha.
What if high school lasted until you were 25? |
Then I'd probably be dead, alongside everyone else suffering through it
What if all cell phones just stopped working tomorrow? |
People would interact with each other more instead of checking social media non-stop.
What if mosquitoes could strip your flesh to the bone? |
I'd move the fuck out of Florida then
What if you could go through school at your own pace instead of a set pace? |
I'd probably change my major to graphic comms at this point.
What if you suddenly had the chance to tour Europe for free? |
If I can take my partner with me then I'd do it.
What if frogs and toads had an almighty war? |
The hypnotoad would win it for the toads.
What if your name was Pikachu? |
I'd appreciate it and if people made fun of me, I'd tell them their names sucks :D
What if you gained the skill to play a sport you had no interest in? |
I'd turn pro, milk it for a couple of years, then retire early with my millions and do what I actually enjoy instead.
What if you became the colour of your food every time you ate? |
I'd be fine with that, if it happened to everyone else
What if clouds really were fluffy like they appeared and not just water condensation? |
I'd be annoyed that I couldn't get up there to take a nap on them.
What if airplanes were banned tomorrow? |
We'd be in the stone ages when it comes to trading across the pond.
What if passports were no longer a requirement for international travel? |
I'd go and travel the world.
What if you gained the ability to talk to animals? |
I already talk to animals but I guess they'd actually understand me for once!
What if cheese tasted like hotdogs? |
Wouldn't bother me one bit
What if cheeseburgers could grow on trees? |
It would accelerate the research/development of synthetic meat.
What if Pokecommunity's staff told you to play Horizon Zero Dawn? |
I'd be immune because I am staff oops
What if touching an ethernet jack took you into cyberspace |
I'd have been sent into cyberspace so many times by now.
What if Pepsi was the key to world peace? |
People would lock away the recipe and weaponise other brands of cola.
What if you found a talking plant? |
I'd record it, sent it to a university; if they reject, post it in on youtube as an ironic ode to capitalism and be internet famous
what if the switch was purely a handheld console |
Then Nintendo would also have to create a TV console as well, right?
What if Pokémon was multi-platform? |
Nintendo wouldn't have sold many handhelds over the years and would probably have gone bust.
What if aliens invaded tomorrow? |
I'd welcome them with a stretch of red carpet, a private concert from Green Day and a love potion because dammit, I've always wanted to date an alien.
What if your stunt double tried to usurp you? |
I don't act so I don't need 'em
What if you could revisit any dream you've had? |
Trust me, that's the last thing I'd want to do.
What if you became famous for doing something dumb? |
I'd make the most of the situation by trying to profit off of it.
What if caffeine became illegal? |
Oh lord, let the global depression just sink in.
What if you could work in the dark at your workplace? |
I don't like being in the dark.
What if they banned non-electric cars? |
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Anyways, if non-electric cars were banned, transport WILL become difficult, very much (at least in developing and non-developed countries). But we gotta save the Earth too. What if you were given $10,000 for leaving Pokecommunity? |
I'd not take it because I'd rather stay here tbh
What if the internet just turned itself off for a whole day globally? |
The next day is gonna be declared as International Happiness Day.
What if all the water on Earth was potable? |
That'd be great. Survival rates would skyrocket i'm sure, just as long as it's not actually depleting
What if you were given the money to open a business with no prior experience of running one? |
I'd take the money and run. Checkmate.
Well, open the business obviously, coz that's the only way to get exp. What if every person in the world farted at the same time? |
Fire and death, probably
What if the sun never rose for a whole day? |
The only cause for sun not rising would be because the Earth stopped spinning. Humans would then be thrown out into space (inertia), etc. etc.
Also, if the sun doesn't rise, a 'day' won't even occur due to the absence of light, so your question is partially wrong :P (except if a day means a period of 24 hours) What if matter could be created, and humans had the ability to do it? |
Don't we already though, in a way?
What if the moon produced heating just like the sun did? |
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I meant the literal way I guess. So, if moon created heat, it could be due to.. some chemical reactions? or maybe light? OR FRICTION!? If its chemical, then we won't be able to land on moon, I guess. And nights are now warm, and wait, we won't have a land breeze then! If it's light, then all the consequences of chemical ALONG with which you won't have any nights. Every poet's nightmare. And friction, it's a totally different story. We might be having two moons sliding past each other, maybe something else. Who knows? And what if the we has a whole circle of moons, closely stuck to each other, revolving around the Earth? |
Neil Armstrong would have got lost.
What if nobody had a sense of smell? |
How would we know that something is delicious then without tasting it?
What if you could actually take a piece of a cloud and turn it into a pillow? |
Well that's one less market to invest fabrics in.
What if our eyes actually produced their own light? |
Either it won't make a difference when it comes to night-vision or your eyes will overheat to painful levels. Strangers at night would also be a lot creepier.
What if all cats acted like dogs? |
The food chain has to live on somehow, right?
What if it never got hot outside? |
Pretty convenient, but I would probably miss it.
What if you became a famous singer? |
Sorry, nope. I HATE lyrical music. I'll happily become an instrumentalist, not a singer.
What if you became one? |
then I guess I wouldn't be two
what if you could jump to a random point in your past |
That's the last thing I would want to do, because I wouldn't want my present to be changed in any way whatsoever
What if portals existed throughout the world for you to jump through? |
I'd take a leap of faith.
What if your past self asked you for advice? |
There's a sizable list of people I'd tell him not to get attached to.
What if you could talk to grass? |
Then I would have friends.
What if you could see your future? |
Hopefully I'd see myself being happy.
What if you really needed to sneeze but it was a criminal offence? |
I sneeze when and where I want. I’ll start an underground sneezing ring. In the event it gets busted: *waves hand* “sneeze aren’t the people you’re looking for”.
What if reading this post made you go blind? |
Then how else would I be able to reply to it?
What if you could be physically transported into cyberspace? |
Then I could truly say I'm number one.
What if you lived in a pineapple under the sea? |
I'd probably think I was called Wayne Cramp.
What if it's all a dream? |
Then I hope reality is WAY better than this.
What if you never had to sleep? |
That'd be excellent! You could get a lot more done if that were the case.
What if soda hydrated you like water? |
I'd still drink water. It's all the junk in soda that's the big problem for me.
What if you could never watch movies again, only tv series? |
Entertainment is entertainment to me, so...
What if you could ride a bicycle on water? |
I wouldn't do it bc I don't even know how to ride a bicycle in the first place
What if you could fly? |
Oh that'd be much easier than going by car, that's for sure.
What if you could interact with one of your favorite characters from a show/movie? |
I wouldn't leave them alone for one minute.
What if all the clouds disappeared? |
I would have no skin nor hair because of the sun.
What if your pet was actually one of Lovecraft's deities? |
I would love it if my chinchillas turned out to be little Cthulhu's. Bring on the Nth dimensional demon puff-puffs! Plus I'm currently in the middle of reading through the necronomicon right now, so I'd like to think I'm well prepared for such a scenario.
What if you were a 2D being instead of a 3D being? |
I'm sure the laws of gravity wouldn't permit that. XD
What if you had the power to say the name of a concept you have no knowledge of, and by saying it, you became an encyclopedia encased with such knowledge? |
Hope a passerby reads me and shares this knowledge with the world.
What if someone used said knowledge for nefarious deeds? |
Then I'd have to stop them before they take over the world.
What if a duck married a chicken? |
They might produce some tasty offspring.
What if the little girl from Poltergeist was telling the truth and the TV people really are here? |
Well...I guess we'll just have to get used to it. (I've never watched the Poltergeist, so take my answer with a grain of salt.
What if someone very close to you told you that they were an imposter and that the real person had been kill years ago? |
Honestly I'd kill the imposter
What if you had the power to be immune to rain and danced in it, with people giving you weird looks in the process? |
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