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Cheaper by the Dozens
okay this is the family RP for everyone that has joined the "Family Tree" in the Other Chat!
oh this is the sign that hangs outside of our houses: "Warning...Nuts inside" :laugh: *slashes Andys tires* |
*happily hangs the sign on the door*
There! Now everyone will be able to see it! I'm so proud! *shines his car and goes back inside the house* Honey! I'm home........again! |
*slashes Jordans tires* hahahahaha!!! your tires are slahed-er-id-idiid! :laugh:
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*looks at tires astonished*
Why would anyone do this deed to their relatives! *starts reading book "When bad relatives happen to good people"* Hehe.... |
*Comes out flying with his last Z06, and hits the road so the rest of crazy family cant mess up his last Z06* O_O *Hits the brakes to see a road block with all of his family wanting to blow up his last Z06* *Turns the other way and steps on the gas, the car gets up to 180 MPH and all of the family is right behind him* O_O. XD
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Hah..you really made this kinda thread! Thats hillarious. I guess I'll be part of the big happy Family.
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well you were already my wife in the Family Tree thread and we've got a bunch of nuts for a family! :P that suits me good! :D
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Me and Austin is the only two of the 4 brothers (I think 100mar is Scott's brother) that dont have a wife. oh and my nickname is Fruitloop!
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Sophs your wife! :D thats why shes Auntie Soph! haha :P
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** sleeps on the couch, while grasping the remote.**
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Allys sister? no i put her under your wife, but she can still be Allys sister! :D
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hah..I guess we should...
Sure..Soph can be my sister..I really wouldnt mind! :D Quote:
I swear it says he edited this post.. |
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I bet you will! :p just watch..you just did...heeheee
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*wonders who are the twelve kids Scott/Ally will have having* *watched a drama production of this before* *hopes that we can change the ending ='( ... though Scott is nuts he doesn't deserve to die >_<* |
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I'm not dying in a car crash! I've got my hands full with two misbehaving daughters! I'm too busy to die!
.......We need another man in this family! Hehe... |
*eats the car 100marios is dying in*
"Thou uncle shall not die!" Because my name isn't Kai! *grabs all of the people out of the car and puts them in the special home* *Pays doctor to get cured from talking in rymes* "But you can nver die because you are to far behind in the stuff you must do...car tate yummy" ~HORN! |
*while driving the Lexus, Scott was zooming on Hiway I80*
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Speeders should get cought. |
*Scott Rams into Grandpa's RV*
Problem Solved... *Grabs Newspaper* Headline: Andy puts Mayo in his hair! Exclusive photos! |
errr.... never mind...
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*Shoots Andy's Tires with a pellet gun*
Andy: Aw screw it! *Puts barbed wire around every car dealer in the country* *drives up in new yellow T-Bird* |
Funny, I just got back from watching Cheaper By the Dozen, and saw this thread. O_o Lol. Anyways, Miyu and I'll be like.. whatshername... that girl that was always plotting stuff. XD Yeah. *cackles and puts on a hat*
Okay, let's think of something evil to do! *Kayleigh and Miyu run off carrying a rolled up peice of paper--most likely the plans for their next attack* And wait! I want 12 siblings. o_o *looks at Mario and Hikaru* |
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What!? Are you trying to make me Steve Martin or what? And give me that! *takes the rolled up piece of paper* There will be none of this! From now on, I'm knuckle-down dad! Brush your teeth! Go to sleep early! Drink lots of water! Dress modestly! See! It's no longer all fun and games! *crumples up the rolled up piece of paper* phew....hehe |
No way!
Oh, and.. Start adopting or something! We need 10 more kids to be our brothers and sisters, lol. That'll make 12 reckless kids for you poor old folks. ;P *runs off to their secret base to plot more stuff* |
*wonders what evil Kayleigh is going to do about her evil dad** eats all of the barbed wire off the cars*
"Yummy wire..." "Mario must have more evil children...for me to eat..." ~HORN! |
*finds the gas gage is low*
*Drives the Lexus to a BP* I need uhhh... gas? BP Person: Sure *presses the 89 button on the gas pump and then fills the car up* *5 min later. Alyssa: Thank you! *drives on Interstate 25* *Takes exit 25a* *drives up to the family house.* Atlast, Home! |
* Crazy elf steps on Defective Kitty's tail when she walks in the house*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! *calls police* Police? There's crazy elf here that just steped on my tai! Police: We will be there as soon as possible! *police take the crazy elf to detention* Police: You are a very bad elf! It is evil to step on a defective cats tail! ~HORN! |
Since when did I become an evil dad? I'm kindhearted! Watch!
*feeds the defective cat defective, expired cat food* And besides, you can't talk! *walks back over to the house and sits down on his lounge chair* Ah, now this is the life! *falls asleep...no, not fainted hehe* |
I used to talk in rymes but then I saw the doctor and he made me talk normaly... *smells defective cat food smell on Uncle marios hand* *bites uncle marios hand off*
Mmmm...tastier the second time... ~HORN! |
*hangin in my masion sized, made of gold doghouse*
"Woof!" *watches lotr in his doghouse's fat screen* (yea, i wish) *goes to pee on 100marios (do u mind if i call u jordan? its easyer) car* |
Hey, you can't pee on mario! He's my tiolet! Get your own!
* Grabs Machine gun out of thin air and points it at MM2* ~HORN! |
*gets on the Dell Demension Desktop and check the Family Services Database*
*finds a report on Scott abusing his pets* *calls DYFS* XD... |
*Still driving his Z06 down I-85 at 180 MPH on his way to the family house* *pulls in and does not steep on the cat's tail* walks in and sees his cousin Alyssa getting took out the door* O_o (I am trying to fit you in here some where in here Alyssa XD)
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Dog go and pee on Andy! He can be your toilet.
MM2: Woof, woof! *steals Andy's Z06 and crashes it into the Quickiemart by accident* ~HORN! |
Well i, back home now so thats all that matters. *Calls to order him some new Z06s and Z28s*.
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*eats the destroyed car and goes and talks to Andy*
Hello... are you bying more food? *eats Andy's shoes off* ~HORN! |
*DYFS Workers drag Scott away*
DYFS: We are taking you away because you are a hazard *hears Scott screaming while DYFS workers were draging him to the jail truck* |
Well..what an intersting place this has been!
-- *Is just there, watching* teehee! |
*sees Sapphire watching and stabs her with horn*
No watching! Andy is bying more food on the phone so shhhhhhhhhhh! *eats MM2's golden doghouse* ~HORN! |
Ahh! My car!.......ACK!? My hand!
*takes hand out of sleeve* Phew! That was close! *takes MM2 and puts him next to Yamichu* Have fun!......and don't go again! *washes car again* |
ACH!! MY DOG HOUSE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ah well. *scratches head with foot* *jumps into Yamichu's stomache to finsih LOTR* |
*thinks MM2 tastes no good and spews him and doghouse*
There! Now watch LOTRs... *eats marios peeded on and then washed car* Yummy...I love cars... ~HORN! |
*sits in a pitch black tree house with Miyu-chan, only holding a candle and the plans for the next attack*
Let's see... I could drive the monster truck and smash dad's car, and you could run in and destroy the house in the meantime. >=D MUAHAHA! Or we could both hunt down Kairi and force her to be our other evil sister. |
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Lol, yay! We'll be the evil triplets. *cackles and looks over at marios and Hikaru*
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ooooo RP.......grrrrr.........*starts crying* boohooo*stops crying*
time for me to get rid of scott *pulls out an M16 and a walkie talkie* STORM THE FRONT! *an army of kenshins barge into the front door of the house and sees Ally naked* :laugh: Kenshin Army: AHHHH!!!! *army fruns out of house* Me: YOU SISSYS! *runs into house and sees Ally with clothes on* that was some fast dressing. anyways, WHERE IS HE! Ally: Who? Me: You know who! your little "husband" of yours! Ally: oh. him? he's in the bathroom doing a "#2" ( :laugh: ) *army comes back in and brakes down bathrooms door and sees scott sitting on the toilet* Scott: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!?? CANT A GUY TAKE A SH-- *scott get yanked off the toilet and get shot by the kenshin army numberouse times with the M16 guns heehee.....he's gone now....hmmm.... the M16 is a rife, just in case u didnt know. it's my favorite gun..... :laugh: |
*eye twitches at Kenshin's post*
.....well....you sure have an interesting imagination Kenshin hehe. *turns to Kayleigh and puts on black glasses* Ha! Now I don't have to watch that evil look!.....3 daughters? Call me crazy, but we seem to be the only people actually doing family things on this thread. Everyone else is slashing tires and such!....... Everyone: Quiet pinhead! Me: Hey!.... *talks in patrick (from spongebob) voice* Who're you calling a pinhead!? |
what...a nice place this is! a wonderful RP..that..is getting crazier by the moment....hah..
-- *Is just there* Oh my..oh dear.. -- I had to put in something! XD |
heehee....i sure do have an imagination......*turn around and sees army still shooting body of scott on the ground with the M16 rifles
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*calls the US Army*
*US Army rounds up Kenshin's Army and execute them* |
HEY! U CANT KILL ME!I'LL KILL YOU FIRST!
*Kenshin Army kills US Army first* LOOK AT THAT! I WON! :laugh: |
*walks up to Kenshin's army*
Pfft, big deal. I have my own special army! *whistles and the 3 daughters come driving around in a monster truck and start chasing after the Kenshin army* Me:....sniff...I couldn't be.....more proud! Hehe...go get them! |
I'M UNSTOPPABLE!! *pulls out walkie talkie* GO GO GO!! *army take out M16's and start shooting the truck until it blows up* HA! NO MORE DAUGHTERS AND NO MORE TRUCK! it was blown up by my army with M16's. in case u didnt know, the M16 is just about the most powerfull gun ever made!
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*turns the volume up to its max*
HE WAS A BOY.. SHE WAS A GIRL.. WITH A MONSTER TRUCK!!! *drives off after Kenshin* HE WAS A SKATER BOY, SHE SAID 'SEE YA LATER, BOY!' *runs over him* |
*pokes MM2...dog and he falls over*
Those are my daughters out there! The powerpuff girls!.....now where did that come from hehe. |
*jumps out of monster truck and glares down at Kenshin*
C'mon dude.. this truck is indestructable. *prods him with a stick* Kenshin? KENSHIN? *looks around nervously* He's dead. O_O *digs a grave and pushes him in, then covers his body back up with dirt* |
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*looks at the grave*
You uh......wouldn't do anything like that to me would you? I'm a good father aren't I?...aren't I? *sees Kenshin start rising from grave and kicks him in the face, making him fall back inside* See? I am a good father! Hehe.... |
*jumps out of grave and whacks Kenshin on the head with a mallet*
You dummy, I was wearing a bullet proof vest! >:D Lol. |
what! i shot u in the freakin' face! GET BACK IN THERE! *shoots kayleigh in the face,again, and pushes her back in grave*grrrrr 100MARIOS!! I DI NOTHING TO U! BUT NOW U KICKED MY FACE!! *shoots every part of 100marios body with M16* humph....now ur dead also.....
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Ah! But that's where you're wrong Kevshin! Hehe..
*flicks Kenshin's nose* Because I'm super knuckle-down dad! .......also I'm wearing a bullet proof vest too hehe, I told those guys back at the office it was a smart idea! Besides, shooting little pellets like that wouldn't hurt anybody! *grabs his ear and drags him* I'm not your mom..(thank goodness hehe)....but I can still ground you! *throws him inside his room* Think about your wrongs and apoligize...sniff *smells Kevshin after he was running around in the mud* ew....and take a shower Mr! *walks back to his daughters outside* Now this is bonding time! Hehe.. |
*100marios suddenly disinigrates into 100 one-inch marios, then they all jump together forming 100marios again*
"Woof!" (well that was interesting) Hey guys i finally figured out what dogs are saying by being a dog. Woof! Woof, Woof woof! Woof! Woof! Translation: Hey! Hey, hey hey! Hey! Hey! :D :P :bandit: |
*is there, laughing..very hard* hahaa....erm..*cough cough* oh my...I DONT WANT A WAR HERE! MOVE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
XD heehee? |
*silently walks behind Kevin with Nuclear hot sauce and pores it down his throat* feel the burn! *ties Kevin to a treadmill and puts it on max* run forest run!!! *hops in the back of the 3 psycho sisters monster truck* lets go demolish Andys place! :cool:
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*laughs at Kenshin as he's pulled away* Geez, you've got such a thick head. I was wearing a bullet proof mask, also. -_-;
And okay, Scott! *revs up engine and rides off into the sunset.. towards Andy's place* XD |
((I assume I'm with Kay-chan?))
"So people, what cha wanna do now?" *rubs hands evily* *takes out dynamite and bb gun and firecrackers from lunar new year and hides the dynamite in red envelopes* "Kakakakaka~!" ((And...yay! Kairi! *glomps* Wait...do evil people glomp? o_o")) |
*checks the database for suspicous activity*
*doesn't find any* Better get back to middle earth. *gets into her Lexus and took the exit to middle earth* *parked the car( *gets into the main gate* |
*waves goodbye to the family while he is holding Kenshin by the collar*
Bye girls! And you to Scott! I'll take care off this guy! *puts Kenshin on one of the blades of the fan on the ceiling, turns it on, and I stick my fist out so I punch him each time he comes around* Yup! It's all under control here! Have fun wreaking Andys! Hehe.... |
wait! I wanna wreak Andy's place to! *hopes in car* were gonna have some fun!!!
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*watching them go while still extending fist out, and starts singing*
We'll have, fun! Fun! Fun! 'Til her daddy takes the....uh....something....how does it go? *looks at the beach boys who answer with shrugged shoulders* Me:......Oh well! *sings with the beach boys while still punching* We'll have, fun! Fun! Fun! 'Til her daddy takes the...uh something....away!!! |
FUN!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, let's have fun!!!!!!!
*Finds Nuclear Proof defective cat-sized vest along with nuclear bombs* *blows up Andy's house and family because he doesn't like her eating all of his cars* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! *then realizes that the family is to crazy to actulay get killed* Oh well, at least the house is destroyed... *eats the last nuclear bomb* Mmmmmm...tastey....HORN! |
*Looks at all the cars coming down the road* oh my, *calls in his Army* Ok I need all to get over here ASAP I got a war on my hands and no one is here to stop them. *sees his army coming down the other road* Wow that was fast, or my family just has slow cars. XD
*turns his house into a place full of M60s and M16s and all kinds other Deadly Weapons*. XD |
*laughs evily as she throws a nuke over at Andy's place*
Now for the guided missile. *jumps out and climbs onto the top of the car and shoots the missile, guiding it directly towards all of the cars* I love playing with uncle Andy! XD *cackles* ..... *stops cackling* THE TRUUUUUCK!!! We might crash! *jumps back into the driver's seat of the truck* |
*Watches his trillion dollar house get turned into nothing, just a pile of rubble*
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Yay! we got Andy's house! *laughs evily* now...lets see...*looks at list* where to next?
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*shoots scott while he's walking down the block* Heeheehee! NOW he's dead. *puts C4 on scott's body and his body blows up* yup....there's nothing that can bring him back. *Kenshin Army rebuilds house*
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....wait until Ally finds out Kenshin! You'll be in trou-ble! I don't think she likes violent guys! Hehe.... |
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.....aaaand if she doesn't? Hehe....
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i smell revenge from her :D
i always love him! how could you! No... actually... SHE LOVES THE FAMILY DOG!!! :D |
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uhm... -- *stands there* o..kay? *pokes andy* heeeheeheee! - 0.o boredom... |
*sits in a chair and puts his hands on his knees*
All right! It's time for dad's useless knowledge! ok.....here it goes! *points index finger in the air* Did you know that last year, they added the word "orc" to the dictionary? And this year they added bling bling! (I hate that word though hehe) ......unfortunately at the moment I cannot think of any more useless knowledge.....pity....I'm sure to have some more soon! *wonders if the word "hobbit" is in the dictionary hehe* |
Hah :p *runs in circles* wheee!!!!!! *ignores everyone looking at her* *blink* what?
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I knows why orc is in the dictionary!
Because they actually exist! You're an orc Uncle mario! *eats dictionary* ~HORN! |
:laugh: bling bling.... i dont like it, but it's funny. "I got that bling bling!" :laugh: i laugh at the sound of that word.
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*walks up to Scott and points at Ally*
Scott! I'm ashamed in you! Don't let you're wife embarrass herself in fron of a crowd of people! *begins to walk away* If I were- *trips on tie* Oof! *everyone laughs at him* What!? That wasn't falling! That was....falling with style! Hehe... |
100marios: Now when i was your age, i had to go 30 miles to school in twelve feet of snow: up hill both ways! :P
Thats what my dad sounds like. Silly fathers. Yo, wut up g, i got my ice and bling and i chillin with my dogs at the getto. For shizzle? |
*covers ears*
GAHH!! Don't speak all that so-called "ghetto" talk! I hate it as a father and a kid! Cursing too! (you didn't curse so you're okay there hehe...) it's ban-worthy anyway. ....wait you're a dog anyway! You're not supposed to talk! No more speaking english dawg! I mean, dog! (seriously I don't speak like that hehe) |
heehee.....fashizzle my nizzle. :laugh: thats also something that i laugh at when i hear it. i say it sometime cause it's funny....... hey Jordanizzle! wut up dawg! i'm gonna take ally to my crib! :laugh:
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AHH!! HORRIBLE!!.....stop that nonesense talk! Or I'll...I'll....es-cop-a! Hehe..
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my friend said "when you look at it *turns head* that way it doesnt seem right" and I was all like "whaa-at?!" and I almost attacked her! ^^; heeheeehee *looks at kevin strangely* |
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yes, she does have a point.... XD |
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