the user above says she's a vegetarian but, she sneaks a bite of meat here and there
ElBurrito
April 9th, 2021 5:05 PM
The user above only eats the fat off steak.
Squirtlenator
April 9th, 2021 5:07 PM
the user above empties the mustard and ketchup packs found at restaurants into his mustard and ketchup containers at home
Megan
April 9th, 2021 8:38 PM
The user above cosplays as his own car!
StCooler
April 9th, 2021 9:47 PM
The user above cosplays as a PokéCommunity user!
Squirtlenator
April 10th, 2021 6:45 AM
the user above takes everything that is in a hotel's bathroom
Megan
April 10th, 2021 7:21 AM
The user above jobs as Squirtle the clown on childrens birthday parties just to get some of that delicious cake!
pokemon fan person
April 10th, 2021 7:24 AM
the user above hates cake!
Squirtlenator
April 10th, 2021 9:33 AM
the user above likes Digimon more than Pokemon
pokemon fan person
April 10th, 2021 1:24 PM
the user above thinks i like digimon
ElBurrito
April 10th, 2021 1:40 PM
The user above has never even played a pokémon game before.
Megan
April 10th, 2021 7:46 PM
The user above sells bootleg pokemon games.
ElBurrito
April 10th, 2021 8:40 PM
The user above sells bootleg life jackets.
StCooler
April 11th, 2021 1:27 AM
The user above sells bootleg burritos.
pokemon fan person
April 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
the user above is actually StWarmer!
ElBurrito
April 11th, 2021 5:28 AM
The user above is ate the couch and blamed the dog.
pokemon fan person
April 11th, 2021 5:29 AM
the user above hates dogs!
StCooler
April 11th, 2021 10:05 AM
The user above hates burritos!
Squirtlenator
April 11th, 2021 12:23 PM
the user above prefers the other fossil mons to Kabutops
ElBurrito
April 11th, 2021 12:45 PM
The user above leaves Squirtle with Professor Oak.
pokemon fan person
April 11th, 2021 12:55 PM
the user above thinks it’s bad to leave squirtle with professor oak
Squirtlenator
April 11th, 2021 1:04 PM
the user above speaks in a library
pokemon fan person
April 11th, 2021 1:07 PM
the user above doesn’t even like squirtle
Squirtlenator
April 11th, 2021 1:38 PM
the user above walks when the light says not to
ElBurrito
April 11th, 2021 6:04 PM
The user above hits the gas when approaching speedbumps.
Squirtlenator
April 11th, 2021 6:23 PM
the user above drives with no lights on at night
ElBurrito
April 11th, 2021 7:28 PM
The user above drives blindfolded 24/7.
Allen303
April 11th, 2021 7:47 PM
the user tries to eat himself because he think he is a real burrito
Megan
April 11th, 2021 8:35 PM
The user above is a Jedi and actually a Sith lord!
StCooler
April 12th, 2021 1:54 AM
The user above wished for a meteor to strike Earth so that humans are the main characters of the next movie "Antropocene Park" by the Steven Spielberg of the next intelligent civilization 300 million years later.
Megan
April 12th, 2021 2:25 AM
The user above accuses people of wanting things they want themself!
ElBurrito
April 12th, 2021 4:47 AM
The user above accuses people of making false accusations.
Squirtlenator
April 12th, 2021 6:21 AM
the user above prefers hard shell to soft shell
StCooler
April 12th, 2021 9:06 AM
The user above prefers shells with cannons.
Starlight
April 12th, 2021 9:30 AM
The user above puts gravy in their washing machine instead of detergent
Squirtlenator
April 12th, 2021 10:58 AM
the user above goes outside in her socks
Starlight
April 12th, 2021 1:02 PM
The user above wears bacon grease as sunscreen!
Squirtlenator
April 12th, 2021 1:24 PM
the user above unplugs everything in her house before going to bed
ElBurrito
April 12th, 2021 3:29 PM
The user above fills his pillow with dryer lint.
Squirtlenator
April 12th, 2021 3:30 PM
the user above sleeps in a hammock
ElBurrito
April 12th, 2021 8:17 PM
The user above doesn't peel oranges before eating them.
Megan
April 12th, 2021 8:44 PM
The user above lays all their burritos on the floor.
StCooler
April 13th, 2021 12:49 AM
The user above tramples on all the burritos that the user above the user above laid on the floor.
Squirtlenator
April 13th, 2021 6:49 AM
the user above mops themselves into a corner
Starlight
April 13th, 2021 6:51 AM
The user above puts Baby in a corner 😱
Squirtlenator
April 13th, 2021 6:55 AM
the user above asks for a time out
pokemon fan person
April 13th, 2021 7:00 AM
the user above is actually a dog
Squirtlenator
April 13th, 2021 7:08 AM
the user above deletes their email message before sending it
Starlight
April 13th, 2021 7:09 AM
The user above puts bees through peoples letterbox
Squirtlenator
April 13th, 2021 7:49 AM
the user above pours her milk first, then adds the cereal
ElBurrito
April 13th, 2021 6:26 PM
The user above pokes holes in the bottoms of all the milk cartons at the grocery store.
Megan
April 13th, 2021 8:43 PM
The user above drinks tomato juice.
StCooler
April 13th, 2021 9:59 PM
The user above brushes their teeth with a hairbrush.
भाग्य ज्योति
April 14th, 2021 4:40 AM
The user above can reject humanity and return to kabute.
Squirtlenator
April 14th, 2021 7:37 AM
the user above cuts the lawn in the rain
भाग्य ज्योति
April 14th, 2021 8:00 AM
The user above gets defeated by Charmander.
Squirtlenator
April 14th, 2021 8:04 AM
the user above is not aware that squirtle is unbeatable!
भाग्य ज्योति
April 14th, 2021 8:14 AM
The user above thinks Squirtle is unbeatable.
Squirtlenator
April 14th, 2021 8:36 AM
the user above eats pizza crusts first
StCooler
April 14th, 2021 11:15 AM
The user above hangs out with the Ninja Turtles and doesn't share his pizza with them.
Starlight
April 14th, 2021 11:17 AM
The user above has never tried pizza!
Squirtlenator
April 14th, 2021 12:12 PM
the user above eats their pizza with a fork and knife
भाग्य ज्योति
April 14th, 2021 7:02 PM
The user above thinks pizza don't exist.
ElBurrito
April 14th, 2021 7:26 PM
The user above sleeps in the mailbox.
Megan
April 14th, 2021 7:33 PM
The user above wraps themselves in a burrito every night!
ElBurrito
April 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
The user above covers people's faces with tortillas when she's done listening to them talk.
Megan
April 14th, 2021 8:48 PM
The user above secretly puts Squirtle meat into all their dishes!
Squirtlenator
April 15th, 2021 6:44 AM
the user above crossed the line
gimmepie
April 15th, 2021 8:44 AM
The user above moved the line.
Squirtlenator
April 15th, 2021 9:16 AM
the user above jumped back and forth over the line
StCooler
April 15th, 2021 9:25 AM
The user above thought it was a line when it was really an infinite sequence of dots
Squirtlenator
April 15th, 2021 9:31 AM
the user above connected those dots
Megan
April 15th, 2021 8:46 PM
The user above is made out of atoms!
ElBurrito
April 15th, 2021 8:49 PM
The user above is composed of dark matter.
Squirtlenator
April 16th, 2021 6:04 AM
the user above is composed of antimatter
StCooler
April 16th, 2021 8:08 AM
The user above is actually a pair of sunglasses wearing a Squirtle.
Squirtlenator
April 16th, 2021 8:28 AM
the user above wears sunglasses at night
Megan
April 16th, 2021 5:41 PM
The user above tries to cheat time by not setting DST on their clock.
Squirtlenator
April 16th, 2021 6:23 PM
the user above buys and wears an outfit for an event then takes it back to the store the next day
StCooler
April 16th, 2021 11:52 PM
The user above stole his outfit from a biker and his watergun from a child.
भाग्य ज्योति
April 17th, 2021 1:17 AM
The user above had a red eye, cause they doesn't sleep.
Squirtlenator
April 17th, 2021 6:48 AM
the user above reads in the dark
भाग्य ज्योति
April 17th, 2021 7:05 AM
The user above sees without eyes.
Squirtlenator
April 17th, 2021 7:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by भाग्य ज्योति
(Post 10339098)
The user above sees without eyes.
that's deep
the user above sings in the elevator
भाग्य ज्योति
April 17th, 2021 7:38 AM
The user above gets recked by lil chars
Squirtlenator
April 17th, 2021 7:52 AM
the user above dines and dashes
StCooler
April 17th, 2021 11:50 AM
The user above is naked inside his shell.
ElBurrito
April 17th, 2021 2:05 PM
The user above destroys all fossils he finds so that people only have the Dome Fossil to choose from.
भाग्य ज्योति
April 17th, 2021 6:18 PM
The user above is not just any burrito, he is the burrito.
ElBurrito
April 17th, 2021 7:49 PM
The user above bites every cookie he finds to claim it as his own but never finishes any of them.
Megan
April 17th, 2021 9:36 PM
The user above blocks doors by stacking glasses of water inside the frame!
StCooler
April 17th, 2021 10:01 PM
The user above wears headphones but never plugs them to the computer.
भाग्य ज्योति
April 17th, 2021 10:29 PM
The person above wears headphone to protect there ears from cold.
Squirtlenator
April 18th, 2021 6:00 AM
the user above licks the cream filling of an Oreo but, doesn't eat the rest of it
StCooler
April 18th, 2021 1:50 PM
The user above eats Oreos.
Starlight
April 18th, 2021 2:22 PM
The user above is not a carbon-based lifeform
ElBurrito
April 18th, 2021 6:41 PM
The user above doesn't seal envelopes before mailing them.
Megan
April 18th, 2021 9:00 PM
The user above seats themselves in front of tall grass in order to prevent others from entering it.