The user above eats their tuna without any mayonnaise.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squirtlenator
(Post 10287544)
the user above doesn't know how to tie laces so they wear slip-ons
This is actually true for me.
Roni
February 21st, 2021 8:17 AM
the user above pronounces tomato as "tomato"
Squirtlenator
February 21st, 2021 8:26 AM
the user above pronounces potato as "po-tah-to"
Roni
February 21st, 2021 8:29 AM
the user above is actually my alt account in disguise
Squirtlenator
February 21st, 2021 9:46 AM
the user above actually doesn't know what he's talking about
Starlight
February 21st, 2021 4:49 PM
The user above is the sicko that came up with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia as the word for fear of long words.
Allen303
February 21st, 2021 7:13 PM
the user above likes Indian curry and not ketchup!
Spoiler:
wait.. am I right curry is from India right? or not?
Roni
February 21st, 2021 10:11 PM
the user above doesn't pet baby puppies when they see one
RadEmpoleon
February 22nd, 2021 5:32 AM
The user above steps on cracks to break their mama's back
Roni
February 22nd, 2021 6:22 AM
the user above plucks one leaf off of four leafed clovers for fun.
Taro Tanaka
February 22nd, 2021 7:50 AM
The user above had a bowl of nails for breakfast... with milk.
Roni
February 22nd, 2021 7:52 AM
the user above is the co-manager of Super Weenie Hut Jr.
RadEmpoleon
February 22nd, 2021 9:31 AM
The user above regularly visits Weenie Hut General
Squirtlenator
February 22nd, 2021 11:04 AM
the user above actually prefers the other 4th gen starters
Allen303
February 22nd, 2021 7:32 PM
the user above is a Squirtle-themed terminator! which is here to kill other 1st gen staters!
Spoiler:
(i am with you, squirtle to the victory!)
Roni
February 22nd, 2021 8:38 PM
the user above conspires to eliminate Bulbasaur, and therefore must perish
Allen303
February 22nd, 2021 8:59 PM
the user above does not like water pokemon so he put the photos of electric type!
Megan
February 22nd, 2021 9:45 PM
The user above does not have a Blastoise in his signature. The skandal!!! D:
Roni
February 22nd, 2021 10:41 PM
the user above isn't all about that bass actually has treble *shudders*
Megan
February 22nd, 2021 11:17 PM
The user above tries too hard to flex with their Mega Man knowledge.
Roni
February 23rd, 2021 1:11 AM
the user above came up with the chemical name for titin
PageEmp
February 23rd, 2021 1:18 AM
You plan to hack into the pokemon Glazed ROM hack and release a copy of it capable of destroying all copies of Glazed then the earth. I don’t know why I think that... but...
Roni
February 23rd, 2021 4:32 AM
it took the user above 10 attempts to beat the first Gym Leader in Glazed
RadEmpoleon
February 23rd, 2021 4:50 AM
The user above doesn't actually like Ampharos... you've been lying to us this whole time!
Megan
February 23rd, 2021 5:29 AM
The user above slays garden gnomes in her freetime and replaces them with Empoleon figures.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roni
(Post 10291375)
the user above came up with the chemical name for titin
At least _someone_ tries to be creative here. Do you know how incredibly boring scientists are when they name things? You wanna know what they call the modern human? Homo sapiens sapiens. How stupid is that? Are they really just adding another sapiens with every new stage? Just image what fancy names we could be using if they just let me do the job! Dx
Starlight
February 23rd, 2021 3:04 PM
The user above thinks Victor Zsasz is a stand up dude...
Allen303
February 23rd, 2021 6:50 PM
the user above is ash but from the multiverse! where ash is a girl!
Starlight
February 23rd, 2021 6:52 PM
The user above eats everyone's share of the pizza
Allen303
February 23rd, 2021 6:53 PM
the user above actually don't like ash
Squirtlenator
February 23rd, 2021 6:57 PM
the user above doesn't tip the waiter after the meal
Allen303
February 23rd, 2021 7:00 PM
the user above tip waiter too much that he himself does not have money left!
Squirtlenator
February 23rd, 2021 7:11 PM
the user above burps out loud and doesn't say "excuse me" afterwards
Allen303
February 23rd, 2021 7:17 PM
the user above is a Squirtle-themed terminator and is here to kill other gen 1 stater!
Spoiler:
I am with you Squirtle to the victory
Squirtlenator
February 23rd, 2021 7:18 PM
the user above said that very same thing yesterday
Roni
February 23rd, 2021 7:33 PM
the user above eats spaghetti without any sauce.
Starlight
February 24th, 2021 7:32 AM
Ngl. I do that 😅 ^
The user above has used the same refuse bag for 10 years!
Roni
February 24th, 2021 7:35 AM
mmm one way to save mother Earth i always say~
the user above doesn't spin me right round like a record.
Starlight
February 24th, 2021 7:37 AM
The bin bag thing was based on someone I knew IRL...
The user above cuts their hair with a lawnmower
Roni
February 24th, 2021 7:46 AM
oh dear me i hope they're alright... lol
the user above types all her posts with chopsticks.
Starlight
February 24th, 2021 10:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roni
(Post 10292700)
oh dear me i hope they're alright... lol
They used to take all the rubbish from their kitchen bin out by hand and transfer it to used shopping bags. It was the grossest thing I think I've ever seen. Nothing to do with the environment, they were just cheap!
The user above started the nickleback memes
Roni
February 24th, 2021 10:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup
(Post 10292949)
They used to take all the rubbish from their kitchen bin out by hand and transfer it to used shopping bags. It was the grossest thing I think I've ever seen. Nothing to do with the environment, they were just cheap!
well that's one way to live life... i wonder how they're doing in a day and age like this that needs hygiene more than anything heh.
the user above contributed to widely spreading around the Y2K scare in 1999.
Starlight
February 24th, 2021 10:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roni
(Post 10292953)
well that's one way to live life... i wonder how they're doing in a day and age like this that needs hygiene more than anything heh.
Even worse, they were a professional cook. I say cook, not chef, because he couldn't cook for toffee. He once burned a can of condensed soup that was still in the shape of a can, and I once prepped a romantic dinner for him and his wife... all he had to was cook the spaghetti... maybe I should have told him to add the water tbf 😅
The user above drinks from puddles!
Roni
February 24th, 2021 10:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup
(Post 10292963)
Even worse, they were a professional cook he. I say cook, not chef, because he couldn't cook for toffee. He once burned a can of condensed soup that was still in the shape of a can, and I once prepped a romantic dinner for him and his wife... all he had to was cook the spaghetti... maybe I should have told him to add the water tbf 😅
holy... i don't think this guy deserves the word professional anywhere his cook title lol. you're saying he had a job as a cook and he was like that?? how??
the user above has a weird taste of friends
Starlight
February 24th, 2021 10:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roni
(Post 10292968)
holy... i don't think this guy deserves the word professional anywhere his cook title lol. you're saying he had a job as a cook and he was like that?? how?
the user above has a weird taste of friends
He cooked chicken, sausages and other meat etc for a shop. Yep, bloody terrifying!
The user above is not Spartacus
Squirtlenator
February 24th, 2021 11:09 AM
the user above takes a penny but, doesn't leave a penny
Roni
February 25th, 2021 12:22 AM
the user above uploads pirated 1700s sea shanties to Spotify
Starlight
February 25th, 2021 8:41 AM
The user above pirated a song, this one time, on bandcamp...
Tsutarja
February 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
The user above decided to break into the clubhouse overnight and change the password on the public use computer that was known to all the residents.
Roni
February 25th, 2021 9:59 AM
the user above conspires to win all "Last To Post Wins" FG threads by abusing their mod powers
Squirtlenator
February 25th, 2021 10:55 AM
the user above doesn't clean under the couch
Starlight
February 25th, 2021 4:32 PM
The user above uses Carl's bitter drapery rival
Squirtlenator
February 25th, 2021 5:49 PM
the user above doesn't respond with "polo" when someone yells "marco"
Allen303
February 25th, 2021 6:46 PM
the user above actually likes Bulbasaur!
Roni
February 25th, 2021 6:55 PM
the user above hasn't bought Minecraft yet
Allen303
February 25th, 2021 6:57 PM
the user above left us in gender race when we needed him and he was also commander!
Roni
February 25th, 2021 7:13 PM
the user above badly needs to appoint a new commander!
Starlight
February 25th, 2021 8:07 PM
The user above shirks commandership idk ok I'm tired 😅
Roni
February 25th, 2021 11:02 PM
the user above shirks corn i'm using this word correctly right?
Starlight
February 26th, 2021 8:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roni
(Post 10294922)
the user above shirks corn i'm using this word correctly right?
Shirk means to neglect or avoid something you don't wanna do, such as work or other responsibilities 😊
The user above is a child of the corn 😱
Roni
February 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
thanks for the trivia! need to use that in a sentence properly someday...
the user above was raised by the corn, molded by it
Starlight
February 26th, 2021 6:11 PM
The user above throws a teepee at the house instead of TP!
Roni
February 26th, 2021 6:56 PM
the user above calls carbonated fizzy drinks "pop" instead of soda!!
Squirtlenator
February 26th, 2021 7:04 PM
the user above doesn't close their eyes when counting for hide-n-seek
Roni
February 26th, 2021 7:29 PM
the user above keeps playing "gun" in rock-paper-scissors
Squirtlenator
February 26th, 2021 7:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roni
(Post 10295895)
the user above keeps playing "gun" in rock-paper-scissors
gun beats everything
the user above colors outside of the lines
Roni
February 27th, 2021 4:22 AM
The user above always picks C in multiple choice questions
Squirtlenator
February 27th, 2021 9:04 AM
the user above uses scissors while doing Origami
Starlight
February 27th, 2021 4:07 PM
The user above cooks poptarts in a frying pan
Squirtlenator
February 27th, 2021 4:10 PM
the user above doesn't read the recipe and then complains when the meal doesn't turn out right
Starlight
February 27th, 2021 5:24 PM
Thr user above takes a packed lunch to a restaurant
Squirtlenator
February 27th, 2021 5:26 PM
the user above puts through away plastic plates and utensils into the dishwasher
Arcaneum
February 27th, 2021 6:49 PM
The above user... is actually a Bulbasaur.
Squirtlenator
February 28th, 2021 1:51 PM
the user above goes to McDonald's and orders a Whopper
Starlight
February 28th, 2021 2:47 PM
The user above steals books from the library
Squirtlenator
February 28th, 2021 3:03 PM
the user above asks for directions and then goes in the opposite way
Starlight
February 28th, 2021 3:11 PM
The user above waffles on and on about pancakes 😅
Starlight
February 28th, 2021 3:12 PM
The user above waffles about pancakes 😁
Squirtlenator
February 28th, 2021 4:06 PM
the user above double posts
Roni
February 28th, 2021 8:30 PM
the user above single posts
Squirtlenator
February 28th, 2021 8:48 PM
the user above pays entirely with pennies
Roni
February 28th, 2021 8:49 PM
the user above says "keep the change" when they're actually a dollar short
Squirtlenator
February 28th, 2021 9:03 PM
the user above dances in public as though there is music playing
Roni
February 28th, 2021 9:44 PM
the user above stands on Keep Off the Grass signs
Squirtlenator
March 1st, 2021 10:34 AM
the user above says "paying with debt" and then pulls out cash
Roni
March 1st, 2021 7:03 PM
the user above's bank PIN code is 696969
Starlight
March 1st, 2021 7:07 PM
The user above listens to the radio and says "music was so much better when I was a kid"
Squirtlenator
March 1st, 2021 7:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roni
(Post 10299076)
the user above's bank PIN code is 696969
Roni shhhh, don't tell everyone!
the user above asks for a discount on something at the local grocery store
Roni
March 1st, 2021 7:19 PM
the user above steals their grandma's yarn to use as guitar strings :O
Squirtlenator
March 1st, 2021 7:27 PM
the user above pays for a free sample
Starlight
March 1st, 2021 7:28 PM
The user above takes all of the free samples...
Roni
March 1st, 2021 7:49 PM
the user above was the student who'd remind the teacher about the homework submission.
Squirtlenator
March 2nd, 2021 8:34 AM
the user above doesn't look both ways before crossing the street
Roni
March 2nd, 2021 8:43 AM
the user above calls the W on a compass "Weast"
Squirtlenator
March 2nd, 2021 1:33 PM
the user above slurps his soup
ninestarryskies
March 2nd, 2021 5:31 PM
The user above didn't hold down the fort while I was gone in the Gender War thread D:
Roni
March 2nd, 2021 6:43 PM
the user above hasn't ever actually encountered a shiny Mareep yet :p
ninestarryskies
March 2nd, 2021 10:35 PM
The user above shouldn't know that this is true! All of the ones I have were gifts! how did they know ;u;
Roni
March 2nd, 2021 10:38 PM
the user above hoards gifted shiny Mareeps :O
ninestarryskies
March 2nd, 2021 10:41 PM
the user above shouldn't know that either! D:
Roni
March 2nd, 2021 10:42 PM
the user above tries to censor information from me!