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I like bagpipes! Looks like nobody is sleeping, so have at it.
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They're not actually bagpipes. A stuffed sheep fell off my shelf of death and got impaled on a bit of pipe I was going to repair the kitchen sink with...
Oh btw, who is Mr. McKenzie? I''ve had to sign for 20 packages this week alone with his name on them. |
The last owner who died under mysterious circumstances.
Anyone wanna talk about the sludge flooding the basement? |
Once again, I swear I didn't have anything to do with any basement related mishaps.
I don't know what's going on with the sludge and I most certainly have no idea about the large rat-man that's been nesting under the stairs. |
You're not helping with the case because you keep bringing it up :)
either way, I guess some stranger covered the bill for the plumber. thanks random stranger! |
Maybe a neighbor covered the bill?
Anyhow, why is there mermaids in the pool? |
I invited them over for coffee a few nights ago but they really like our pool water and I can't seem to get them to leave.
Has anybody seen my shoes? They've all gone missing again. |
Help! I still lost my memory! Can you guys help?
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Ash, I think I saw someone selling them on the street again. Here Page, eat this rock. Wikipedia says this is high in memory fibers... or something... I dunno just eat it.
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I am the Paladin and I have been defending the mansion from the angry Karens that have been ramming the door asking for the manager.
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Hopefully you’ve kept them from gathering all six infinity scarves. No manager will be safe, and I doubt our door would be able to hold them back with that level of power.
Ms Paladin... I don’t feel so good... |
Oh crud. I might have to summon the powers of Lord Helix and Cthulhu to keep these Karens at bay.
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Why are you singling out Karen, though? It could have been Beatrice as well..
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No man, there are an entire army of Karens out there that robbed our PS4 for their kids.
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I better hide my collection of socks in that case
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As long as they didn't touch the Nintendo stuff, I'm fine.
Since when does the doorbell play Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus? |
Around the same time my computer got hacked to play Old Town Road on startup.
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That's okay. I changed the doorbell tone to just the standard ding dong.
Who changed the doorbell anyways? |
I thought I changed it to Megalovania, my bad.
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That's alright, just don't do it again.
I hope it wasn't you who put all those toenails in yesterday's apple pie, though. |
I didn't even know there was apple pie being served, so don't look at me.
Jerry's peach cobbler though surely looked like it got messed around with... |
Help! I still lost my memory, someone help me!
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I remember seeing the cat playing with it. Maybe it's under your bed?
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I don't know, a werewolf was raiding the fridge last week.
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lol No, that was just me coming from Nina's costume party. I was hungry like a lion.
Speaking of lions, who decorated my suite's restroom with Gryffindor banners? You should already know at this point that I'm a Slytherin. |
I dunno, but I’ve still lost my memory! Who are you guys? I still just can’t remember anything!
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Pretty sure I saw someone sneak in through the attic window last night. Maybe they put the Gryffindor stuff there?
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I guess that would explain the orphan that usually lives under the stairs.
Does anyone know anything about the creepy doll? |
You mean the Mr. Mime doll with Baby Sinclair's face? I bought an Ash shirt on ebay but they delivered this instead. it's not the worst thing in the world though so I kept it.
Who left that towel on the couch?! |
I dunno, but I still have lost my memory! Try asking DyingWillFlareon about it! Maybe she knows!
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Have you been to the doctor's office.....that conveniently opened up SOMEHOW in the living room
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I think Nurse Joy and her endless amount of cousins moved in.
Who gave Nurse Joy the keys to the mansion anyway? |
Pretty sure she used alchemy to make one, how else would those dandellions disappear from the front garden?
But how did she learn the secrets of alchemy since the only records remaining from it are stored in the mansion? |
I don’t know? I still have lost my memory! Someone help!
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Maybe Nurse Joy had a spy infiltrate us.
Also, Why does PageEmperor keep losing his memory? |
Did someone Obliviate him? Is there a wizard/witch in the mansion?
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*Hides black cat* I don't know what you're talking about.
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Oh, Page... I have something to tell you, can you come over here for a moment...
No, I'm not holding a heavy object behind my back silly, I just want to talk to you... *WHACK* |
Aaaaand got it. Definitely posting this to the youtubes. I'm going viral now. Should I add a Wilhelm scream to the video before or after he gets hit?
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You fool! We got demonetized and the police are at our door!
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Ooooooh deaaaaaar. We better hide our highly suspicious stock of gummy bears! DD:
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Don't worry, I had fed the goblins our highly suspicious brownies. They should be fine.
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Is that why I found weed on the countertop last night?
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That wasn't weed it was... tea, yes, tea. But it also definitely wasn't me by the way
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Oh, so it must've been the same person that spilled tea all over the living room's carpet. I told everyone tea bags were a mistake but no-one would listen to me...
Has anyone seen my retro phonograph around? |
Sorry, I hooked that old thing up to the flux capacitor in my shower so that I could have some tunes while I time... er... I mean... while I wash.
So, these brownies. Nobody offered me any, I couldn't even get a gummy bear :( |
*accidentally kills Astinus*
Sorry! Okay... I still lost my memory. Anyone help? |
I think i saw a memory in the corner of the bathroom near the flux capacitor.
I can't seem to find Astinus anywhere..i asked Astinus to hide the gummy bears since Ash was looking for them. |
Who even is Astinus anyway? Also why would you hide the gummy bears from Ash?
Guys, I think we need to take PageEmperor to a hospital, or perhaps a madhouse. He's been saying some pretty weird stuff recently. |
Shhh... You restrain him, I'll get the phone...
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Wait what...isn't that a little too much for just hiding the gummy bears...restraining me. For that reason i won't share the brownies i just found in the same corner as where the memory is.....
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Oh you better share the brownies, or else say goodbye to all those baseball posters on your room
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I have a flamethrower we can use on the posters. It's not dangerous as long as you stand 100ft away from your target. If only Mr. Fluffles hadn't gotten so close...
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The room with posters ain't mine..I think i saw Page Emperor there last time searching for his memory though.....
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Wait aren't there fire hazard codes in this mansion? I might have to put the fire department on speed dial... Where are the phones in this mansion? Oh wait, I have one in my pocket. But eh, I'd rather use a different one.
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We had more phones, but I sort of ate them all. I started up this new tech diet. It's low fat but also low everything else. I'm honestly not sure what's suppose to do at this point. Does anybody know what happened to the book I had about this? Or any of my books?
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Why are you eating phones in the first place? Did you at least leave the landline phone alone that way we could contact authorities in the event of an emergency?
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Nobody has checked on the mansion in awhile, and the phone lines are apparently down? Time to break in kekeke
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oi what is this nonsense going on in here
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There's a deserted mansion just waiting to be occupied! Let's claim ownership of this land, TY!
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ok that does sound interesting, im in!
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Woah, wait a second. What? Deserted? I live here, I just went shopping for 20 minutes!
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that was longer than 20 minutes though :thonk:
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Well yeah, I went shopping in space. I heard time flies by up there.
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Guys why is there a stranger in my house I thought I only leased it to so many people I don't have any more rooms!
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Don’t worry, he’s my mover. I told him to replenish my room for my return to the mansion.
Also, he accidentally burnt down Sumner‘s room... |
Do we have fire insurance?
Also, why is there an album of creepy pictures from the Victorian Era in the spare room? |
what is a fire insurance?
i have no idea why that is there it scares me |
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I actually took those pictures! Did you not like them? D: Um... Don't ask me how I went back to the Victorian Era though, please. |
Woops, did I leave the time machine on again?
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I dunno, but hey, I wonder what this button does! *presses button*
*button happens to be a forward moving in time, but it goes overboard and me and the next 2 posters have been turned into fossils* |
Help, I'm trapped in a mansion.
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Eh, doesn't phase me. I've old enough that this has happened at least twice before. Jurassic Park might have been the most fun out of the two. Just gotta wait for another human to revive me.
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Oh, I've long returned home from my hiatus! The place is the cleanest since I've last seen it. Who do I have to thank for this?
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Not me. I'm actually kind of mad that it got cleaned. Took me months to train those spiders to make cobwebs like that...
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Hey, it's not the Haunted Mansion, you know? :P
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Oh really? Why is the next door neighbor looking at it with fear?
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But we don't have a neighbor :thonk:
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*ding dong*
Hello, this is your new neighbor. *ding dong* Let me in. LET ME IIIIIIIIIIN ! |
*Opens door* How many memes are you going to quote today?
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did someone say memes? :eyes:
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It's good guys, I'm in. Now where's my room ?
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Outside
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Hey guys, I'm back.
Why is there a plague doctor in the hallway? |
That's Frank. Don't worry about him he's just here for poker night.
Speaking of which what time is that? |
Hello guys and gals. If you see construction workers and hear loud noises, just ignore it. They are just building me a dojo to train in.
Also the poker starts 8:00 PM Central Australia time |
Who freed the emus from the zoo? They wouldn't stop terrorizing me.
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Sorry about that.
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Forgiven, but who is putting up Christmas decorations up early? It's almost August for the love of Arceus.
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No idea, I'd rather put the garden Pumpkaboos for Halloween.
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Hey everyone, I know I just moved in but... who stole all my soda bottles full of salsa?!
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You lie. You just moved in, so no one could have stolen it from you already!
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Oh, sorry, I thought they were communal... I needed them. For, y'know. A Thing.
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I’m not sure what you needed them for but you should probably know that salsa was made with ghost peppers!
Hey, what’s up with all of these piñatas everywhere? |
That's good to know, that's good to know...
The piñatas? Ooh, I wouldn't... I wouldn't disturb them too much... |
*finishes whacking open a piñata* wait, why not? D:
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Hey! I’m moving in, so I have no idea what’s going on. ;D I’mma just knock.
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Well, there's at least one piñata that may have a beehive in it, so.... try not to hit that one too much.
Hiiii LadyLurantis! Welcome! There's plenty of rooms to choose from and most of them come with some furniture so take your pick! |
Okay! Just ignore my choice of decoration and everything will be fine! ;D
Beehive? I’M TERRIFIED OF BEES! |
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