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Tsutarja June 17th, 2019 8:09 AM

I like bagpipes! Looks like nobody is sleeping, so have at it.

Starlight June 17th, 2019 4:32 PM

They're not actually bagpipes. A stuffed sheep fell off my shelf of death and got impaled on a bit of pipe I was going to repair the kitchen sink with...

Oh btw, who is Mr. McKenzie? I''ve had to sign for 20 packages this week alone with his name on them.

Miss Wendighost June 17th, 2019 6:33 PM

The last owner who died under mysterious circumstances.

Anyone wanna talk about the sludge flooding the basement?

ElBurrito June 17th, 2019 7:05 PM

Once again, I swear I didn't have anything to do with any basement related mishaps.

I don't know what's going on with the sludge and I most certainly have no idea about the large rat-man that's been nesting under the stairs.

Tsutarja June 18th, 2019 7:46 AM

You're not helping with the case because you keep bringing it up :)

either way, I guess some stranger covered the bill for the plumber. thanks random stranger!

Miss Wendighost June 19th, 2019 5:52 AM

Maybe a neighbor covered the bill?

Anyhow, why is there mermaids in the pool?

Starlight June 19th, 2019 6:05 AM

I invited them over for coffee a few nights ago but they really like our pool water and I can't seem to get them to leave.

Has anybody seen my shoes? They've all gone missing again.

PageEmp June 19th, 2019 3:20 PM

Help! I still lost my memory! Can you guys help?

ElBurrito June 19th, 2019 7:06 PM

Ash, I think I saw someone selling them on the street again. Here Page, eat this rock. Wikipedia says this is high in memory fibers... or something... I dunno just eat it.

Miss Wendighost June 19th, 2019 7:37 PM

I am the Paladin and I have been defending the mansion from the angry Karens that have been ramming the door asking for the manager.

ElBurrito June 21st, 2019 7:45 AM

Hopefully you’ve kept them from gathering all six infinity scarves. No manager will be safe, and I doubt our door would be able to hold them back with that level of power.

Ms Paladin... I don’t feel so good...

Miss Wendighost June 21st, 2019 11:12 AM

Oh crud. I might have to summon the powers of Lord Helix and Cthulhu to keep these Karens at bay.

Tsutarja June 25th, 2019 1:32 PM

Why are you singling out Karen, though? It could have been Beatrice as well..

Miss Wendighost June 25th, 2019 1:47 PM

No man, there are an entire army of Karens out there that robbed our PS4 for their kids.

Sorvete June 25th, 2019 1:54 PM

I better hide my collection of socks in that case


Starlight June 25th, 2019 3:21 PM

As long as they didn't touch the Nintendo stuff, I'm fine.

Since when does the doorbell play Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus?

Miss Wendighost June 25th, 2019 5:18 PM

Around the same time my computer got hacked to play Old Town Road on startup.

Tsutarja June 30th, 2019 11:55 AM

That's okay. I changed the doorbell tone to just the standard ding dong.

Who changed the doorbell anyways?

Cubeth June 30th, 2019 1:32 PM

I thought I changed it to Megalovania, my bad.

Sorvete June 30th, 2019 1:48 PM

That's alright, just don't do it again.

I hope it wasn't you who put all those toenails in yesterday's apple pie, though.

Tsutarja July 2nd, 2019 6:57 AM

I didn't even know there was apple pie being served, so don't look at me.

Jerry's peach cobbler though surely looked like it got messed around with...

PageEmp July 3rd, 2019 4:49 PM

Help! I still lost my memory, someone help me!

Cubeth July 4th, 2019 4:23 AM

I remember seeing the cat playing with it. Maybe it's under your bed?

Miss Wendighost July 4th, 2019 7:54 AM

I don't know, a werewolf was raiding the fridge last week.

Sorvete July 4th, 2019 11:03 AM

lol No, that was just me coming from Nina's costume party. I was hungry like a lion.

Speaking of lions, who decorated my suite's restroom with Gryffindor banners? You should already know at this point that I'm a Slytherin.

PageEmp July 4th, 2019 4:58 PM

I dunno, but I’ve still lost my memory! Who are you guys? I still just can’t remember anything!

ElBurrito July 4th, 2019 7:40 PM

Pretty sure I saw someone sneak in through the attic window last night. Maybe they put the Gryffindor stuff there?

Miss Wendighost July 5th, 2019 7:47 AM

I guess that would explain the orphan that usually lives under the stairs.

Does anyone know anything about the creepy doll?

Sorvete July 5th, 2019 8:24 AM

You mean the Mr. Mime doll with Baby Sinclair's face? I bought an Ash shirt on ebay but they delivered this instead. it's not the worst thing in the world though so I kept it.

Who left that towel on the couch?!

PageEmp July 6th, 2019 9:31 PM

I dunno, but I still have lost my memory! Try asking DyingWillFlareon about it! Maybe she knows!

Tsutarja July 9th, 2019 6:14 AM

Have you been to the doctor's office.....that conveniently opened up SOMEHOW in the living room

Miss Wendighost July 9th, 2019 9:57 AM

I think Nurse Joy and her endless amount of cousins moved in.

Who gave Nurse Joy the keys to the mansion anyway?

Sorvete July 9th, 2019 2:21 PM

Pretty sure she used alchemy to make one, how else would those dandellions disappear from the front garden?

But how did she learn the secrets of alchemy since the only records remaining from it are stored in the mansion?

PageEmp July 10th, 2019 6:48 PM

I don’t know? I still have lost my memory! Someone help!

Miss Wendighost July 11th, 2019 7:52 AM

Maybe Nurse Joy had a spy infiltrate us.

Also, Why does PageEmperor keep losing his memory?

Sorvete July 11th, 2019 10:50 AM

Did someone Obliviate him? Is there a wizard/witch in the mansion?

Miss Wendighost July 11th, 2019 10:54 AM

*Hides black cat* I don't know what you're talking about.

Starlight July 12th, 2019 7:56 PM

Oh, Page... I have something to tell you, can you come over here for a moment...

No, I'm not holding a heavy object behind my back silly, I just want to talk to you...

*WHACK*

ElBurrito July 16th, 2019 8:22 PM

Aaaaand got it. Definitely posting this to the youtubes. I'm going viral now. Should I add a Wilhelm scream to the video before or after he gets hit?

Miss Wendighost July 18th, 2019 8:50 AM

You fool! We got demonetized and the police are at our door!

Sorvete July 18th, 2019 9:33 AM

Ooooooh deaaaaaar. We better hide our highly suspicious stock of gummy bears! DD:

Miss Wendighost July 18th, 2019 9:50 AM

Don't worry, I had fed the goblins our highly suspicious brownies. They should be fine.

Tsutarja July 21st, 2019 1:36 PM

Is that why I found weed on the countertop last night?

Cubeth July 21st, 2019 8:39 PM

That wasn't weed it was... tea, yes, tea. But it also definitely wasn't me by the way

Sorvete July 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM

Oh, so it must've been the same person that spilled tea all over the living room's carpet. I told everyone tea bags were a mistake but no-one would listen to me...

Has anyone seen my retro phonograph around?

Starlight July 28th, 2019 1:32 PM

Sorry, I hooked that old thing up to the flux capacitor in my shower so that I could have some tunes while I time... er... I mean... while I wash.

So, these brownies. Nobody offered me any, I couldn't even get a gummy bear :(

PageEmp July 28th, 2019 10:33 PM

*accidentally kills Astinus*

Sorry!

Okay... I still lost my memory. Anyone help?

OnomaNunn July 29th, 2019 1:15 AM

I think i saw a memory in the corner of the bathroom near the flux capacitor.

I can't seem to find Astinus anywhere..i asked Astinus to hide the gummy bears since Ash was looking for them.

Sorvete July 29th, 2019 12:56 PM

Who even is Astinus anyway? Also why would you hide the gummy bears from Ash?

Guys, I think we need to take PageEmperor to a hospital, or perhaps a madhouse. He's been saying some pretty weird stuff recently.

Starlight July 29th, 2019 1:00 PM

Shhh... You restrain him, I'll get the phone...

OnomaNunn July 29th, 2019 8:41 PM

Wait what...isn't that a little too much for just hiding the gummy bears...restraining me. For that reason i won't share the brownies i just found in the same corner as where the memory is.....

Sorvete July 30th, 2019 4:27 PM

Oh you better share the brownies, or else say goodbye to all those baseball posters on your room

ElBurrito August 1st, 2019 1:06 PM

I have a flamethrower we can use on the posters. It's not dangerous as long as you stand 100ft away from your target. If only Mr. Fluffles hadn't gotten so close...

OnomaNunn August 2nd, 2019 7:12 AM

The room with posters ain't mine..I think i saw Page Emperor there last time searching for his memory though.....

Cid August 5th, 2019 3:56 PM

Wait aren't there fire hazard codes in this mansion? I might have to put the fire department on speed dial... Where are the phones in this mansion? Oh wait, I have one in my pocket. But eh, I'd rather use a different one.

ElBurrito August 7th, 2019 9:09 PM

We had more phones, but I sort of ate them all. I started up this new tech diet. It's low fat but also low everything else. I'm honestly not sure what's suppose to do at this point. Does anybody know what happened to the book I had about this? Or any of my books?

Tsutarja August 17th, 2019 5:38 AM

Why are you eating phones in the first place? Did you at least leave the landline phone alone that way we could contact authorities in the event of an emergency?

Queen August 27th, 2019 2:15 AM

Nobody has checked on the mansion in awhile, and the phone lines are apparently down? Time to break in kekeke

Sami August 27th, 2019 2:19 AM

oi what is this nonsense going on in here

Queen August 27th, 2019 2:44 AM

There's a deserted mansion just waiting to be occupied! Let's claim ownership of this land, TY!

Sami August 27th, 2019 2:45 AM

ok that does sound interesting, im in!

Sorvete August 27th, 2019 12:49 PM

Woah, wait a second. What? Deserted? I live here, I just went shopping for 20 minutes!

Sami August 28th, 2019 6:47 AM

that was longer than 20 minutes though :thonk:

Sorvete August 28th, 2019 7:50 AM

Well yeah, I went shopping in space. I heard time flies by up there.

Tsutarja August 31st, 2019 5:51 AM

Guys why is there a stranger in my house I thought I only leased it to so many people I don't have any more rooms!

PageEmp September 3rd, 2019 2:12 AM

Don’t worry, he’s my mover. I told him to replenish my room for my return to the mansion.

Also, he accidentally burnt down Sumner‘s room...

Miss Wendighost October 23rd, 2019 7:06 AM

Do we have fire insurance?

Also, why is there an album of creepy pictures from the Victorian Era in the spare room?

Sami October 23rd, 2019 7:13 AM

what is a fire insurance?

i have no idea why that is there it scares me

Sorvete October 23rd, 2019 1:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TY (Post 10080497)
what is a fire insurance?

It's insurance... for fires.

I actually took those pictures! Did you not like them? D: Um... Don't ask me how I went back to the Victorian Era though, please.

ElBurrito November 3rd, 2019 8:44 PM

Woops, did I leave the time machine on again?

PageEmp November 4th, 2019 3:11 AM

I dunno, but hey, I wonder what this button does! *presses button*

*button happens to be a forward moving in time, but it goes overboard and me and the next 2 posters have been turned into fossils*

Marnie November 4th, 2019 1:19 PM

Help, I'm trapped in a mansion.

ElBurrito November 5th, 2019 8:42 PM

Eh, doesn't phase me. I've old enough that this has happened at least twice before. Jurassic Park might have been the most fun out of the two. Just gotta wait for another human to revive me.

Tsutarja November 8th, 2019 6:05 AM

Oh, I've long returned home from my hiatus! The place is the cleanest since I've last seen it. Who do I have to thank for this?

ElBurrito November 9th, 2019 7:41 PM

Not me. I'm actually kind of mad that it got cleaned. Took me months to train those spiders to make cobwebs like that...

Tsutarja November 13th, 2019 6:05 AM

Hey, it's not the Haunted Mansion, you know? :P

Miss Wendighost November 15th, 2019 7:57 AM

Oh really? Why is the next door neighbor looking at it with fear?

Cubeth November 15th, 2019 8:33 AM

But we don't have a neighbor :thonk:

Z November 15th, 2019 10:49 AM

*ding dong*
Hello, this is your new neighbor.
*ding dong*
Let me in. LET ME IIIIIIIIIIN !

Miss Wendighost November 16th, 2019 12:28 PM

*Opens door* How many memes are you going to quote today?

Sami November 16th, 2019 12:34 PM

did someone say memes? :eyes:

Z November 16th, 2019 1:20 PM

It's good guys, I'm in. Now where's my room ?

Cubeth November 16th, 2019 3:21 PM

Outside

Miss Wendighost May 22nd, 2020 5:17 PM

Hey guys, I'm back.

Why is there a plague doctor in the hallway?

Bug May 22nd, 2020 7:43 PM

That's Frank. Don't worry about him he's just here for poker night.

Speaking of which what time is that?

Fighting Type Master May 22nd, 2020 11:56 PM

Hello guys and gals. If you see construction workers and hear loud noises, just ignore it. They are just building me a dojo to train in.

Also the poker starts 8:00 PM Central Australia time

Miss Wendighost May 25th, 2020 3:08 PM

Who freed the emus from the zoo? They wouldn't stop terrorizing me.

Fighting Type Master May 25th, 2020 3:37 PM

Sorry about that.

Miss Wendighost July 31st, 2020 6:42 AM

Forgiven, but who is putting up Christmas decorations up early? It's almost August for the love of Arceus.

Cubeth July 31st, 2020 7:17 PM

No idea, I'd rather put the garden Pumpkaboos for Halloween.

Superjolt August 4th, 2020 5:42 PM

Hey everyone, I know I just moved in but... who stole all my soda bottles full of salsa?!

Aldo August 4th, 2020 8:41 PM

You lie. You just moved in, so no one could have stolen it from you already!

Superjolt August 5th, 2020 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aldo (Post 10191551)
You lie. You just moved in, so no one could have stolen it from you already!

But I set them over there by the door... Wait a minute, you’re the one that stole them aren’t you?!

Aquacorde August 21st, 2020 4:48 PM

Oh, sorry, I thought they were communal... I needed them. For, y'know. A Thing.

Superjolt August 21st, 2020 6:13 PM

I’m not sure what you needed them for but you should probably know that salsa was made with ghost peppers!

Hey, what’s up with all of these piñatas everywhere?

Aquacorde August 23rd, 2020 6:58 AM

That's good to know, that's good to know...

The piñatas? Ooh, I wouldn't... I wouldn't disturb them too much...

Superjolt August 23rd, 2020 7:12 AM

*finishes whacking open a piñata* wait, why not? D:

LadyLurantis940 August 23rd, 2020 7:14 AM

Hey! I’m moving in, so I have no idea what’s going on. ;D I’mma just knock.

Aquacorde August 23rd, 2020 7:46 AM

Well, there's at least one piñata that may have a beehive in it, so.... try not to hit that one too much.

Hiiii LadyLurantis! Welcome! There's plenty of rooms to choose from and most of them come with some furniture so take your pick!

LadyLurantis940 August 23rd, 2020 8:01 AM

Okay! Just ignore my choice of decoration and everything will be fine! ;D

Beehive? I’M TERRIFIED OF BEES!


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