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Well, uh, don't go too near the piñata collection then...
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I don’t like to brag, but I have a few of my medals and belts from karate everywhere... mix that with all the pink, and it makes for a weird scene... plus, if I had it my way, my room would be covered in posters. My parents hate anime.
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Oh well, feel free to plaster your walls with posters! Whatever makes you happy here~ Would you like to display your karate medals in one of the common areas? Might make a nice display, right? Especially if others bring medals or trophies to add to the mix!
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Oh, wow, cool! So what’s been going on here?
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*fails to notice body is covered in bee stings*
Wow, I hope I didn’t hit the one with the beehive in it! |
Hm.... you aren't allergic to bees, are you?
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Nope! Just terrified of them. I’ve never been stung, but that doesn’t stop me from being scared!
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Definitely not allergic!
*passes out* |
Superjolt! We need to call an ambulance!
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beep beep boop
.... Okay they're on their way! Hang in there, Superjolt! It's bad for the carpet if you die on it... |
True. Don’t want a rotting corpse stain!
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*falls down the flight of 2,823 stairs because there was nothing to break the fall*
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Wow, we’re up high! Do we have oxygen regulators this far up?
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Oh, wait, maybe that's why he passed out... maybe he'll be fine now that he's down there.
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Uh... Should I grab a shovel now?
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Nope. He just needs some time to wake up. In the meantime, I’m going into the elevator so I don’t pass out, too.
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Yeah c'mon Wiz, we'll go too. Bring the shovel though... I mean, did he die of bee stings? No, but he did fall down however many stairs. There are no guarantees...
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Huh. Eh, he’s probably fine... :/
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*continues laying on floor at the bottom of the stairs*
Superjolt continues to lay there unconscious after the fall! Will he be okay? Find out next time! Oh, you’re probably all wondering why there’s this deep, booming voice in the mansion suddenly. Well, I’m the narrator! You see, someone’s gotta narrate for this guy while he’s unconscious! |
Eh, I'll also bring the first aid kit just in case. Not sure if bandages would be enough to save him from his current predicament though... Who am I kidding? It's just 2,823 stairs, probably some scratch here and there but he'll be fine.
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Ooo, now that we're down here... looks like he must have hit his head pretty hard. How should we wake him up?
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How about boiling noodles? Tasty and efficient!
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Does that work? Where's the kitchen in this place, anyway?
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I’ve never tried it, but logically, it should. And also, there’s probably millions of kitchens, just explore until you find one.
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Logically, huh?
Well, I guess we'll just drag Superjolt with until we find one... |
Well let's just drag Superjolt here first, pip-pip cheerio!
*Jumping from the ledge before opening a big umbrella to descend slowly* |
Narrator voice: Well, looks like this Superjolt kid is still unconscious... Great, guess I’m stuck narrating for him! I wonder how this fall will affect his head. Maybe it’ll be like that time that PageEmperor kept forgetting everything.
But uh, I advise you all not to touch Superjolt! Trust me on this, coming into contact with him is not a good idea... Will WizardOfOdd land safely? Will Aquacorde ever find the kitchen? How long will I be stuck narrating for this kid?! Find out next time on PC’s New Mansion!! |
Hmmmm did you guys hear that, too? Guess we're not supposed to touch him. But how to get him to the kitchen, then?
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Why don’t we tie a rope around him and pull? If we’re careful, we won’t touch him.
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Right, okay, I've got some paracord. Help me pull, I guess!
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Alright! We just gotta loop it, secure it, and... we have a square knot!
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Okiedokie, let's... pull. Gosh, dead weight is heavy... good thing we're almost there! Which kitchen is this one? They're themed, you know.
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I don’t even know, remember, I’ve been here for less than a week. Just drag him wherever you see an oven and a fridge. By the way, geez, dead bodies are heavy.
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Narrator voice: He’s still out, huh? Well, at least they managed to find one of the kitchens.
I wonder if they know about the giant spiders? Eh, they’ll find out soon enough probably... Oh hold on, looks like the kid is moving to the great beyond... Finally, I won’t have to narrate over several posts anymore! See you all next time someone else goes unconscious or gets trapped in an alternate dimension! ... *becomes a ghost, notices own dead body* Crap, did I die again? Great... Uhh, is that a secret lab hidden behind the fridge? Who put that there? |
Not so secret anymore, huh?
Oh, hey, you're a ghost now! Neat. Can you see if there's like, a lever or something to move that fridge? |
Sure. By the way, this kitchen is a mess! Who stuck all that lunch meat to the ceiling?
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Ew! We really need to hire maintenance workers for this place... Anyway, why don’t we try opening the fridge to see if we can find a trigger of some sort?
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*opens fridge*
*deli meat is thrown all over the place* Huh. Well there's definitely some kind of trigger here. |
Well, there has to be a reason for all the deli meat. It could be how we get behind the fridge.
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Do we use the deli meat... as a key?
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Exactly! Now, rid the fridge of deli meat. It’s step one of my master plan. Step two is look for any triggers, keyholes, etc..
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*starts pulling out deli meat*
Oh, there's so much of it... and yuck, it's all just... loose.... |
... Why don’t we go get some sanitary gloves before continuing? They’re got to have them somewhere...
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*starts opening drawers* uhhhh not sure why there's a drawer full of winter gloves in here, but will they work?
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They will. As long as I don’t have to touch the meat with my bare hands!
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*clears a shelf* Well, that's empty at least. Nothing weird, though. Besides the loose meat that I've just thrown on the floor.
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We’ll have to clean that up at some point. I’ve cleared out the second shelf, nothing odd...
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Maybe there's something in the door? Besides all these expired condiments....
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Possibly. Mustard, ketchup, barbecue, honey mustard... could there be a pattern here?
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Then we continue it with... spicy ketchup and smoky bbq...
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I’m going to try opening the lids. Ketchup... nothing there... mustard... still nothing...
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This barbecue sauce doesn't smell like barbecue sauce...
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THAT COULD BE A CLUE
SNIFF THE SAUCE FURTHER PLEASE |
It smells gross though.....!
Wait, no, that's... It smells fine, actually. I was just confused because it should be barbecue sauce. I think it's pasta sauce. |
Huh... wonder what kinda freak would put pasta sauce where there was once barbecue?
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I dunno, but it's gotta mean something. Maybe check the pasta sauce jar?
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Good idea, except I can’t find one in the fridge. I’ll check the pantry.
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Oh man, the pantry's like a whole separate room.... how fancy.
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Yes, just like all the deli meat slapped onto the ceiling. Sheesh. Well, I definitely found jars of something in here.
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Looks like I am back and I see everything is fine. Except who replaced the golden vacuum cleaner I had? :<
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Well you see, I had to vacuum up all the potato chips someone spilled in the hall! The crunching sounds when people walked over them at night was enough to drive you insane! I may be a ghost now but I still need to sleep! And uh... well, the vacuum got clogged and broke so I had to replace it...
Who’s responsible for letting the giant mosquito-monkeys out in the house?? |
I mean, since you became a ghost and stopped vacuuming, somebody had to clean up all those chips. May as well let the pets do it...?
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Pets? We don't have any pets. They escaped the other day flying up the chimney
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Oh. Well. We may have to apologize to the neighbors. And get someone to clean uo these chips.... we need to get Superjolt into a new body so he can get to vacuuming again!
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If we know anyone that knows how to do that, of course!
And of course we have pets Cube, someone here has to own that dragon that keeps shrinking and growing exponentially large at random! (No really, who does that dragon belong to?!) |
I bet its owner is the same person who has that weird laboratory behind the kitchen... maybe there's a clue in there?
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What? No, the dragon isn't a pet it's just Fafrir.
As for the laboratory I have no idea, that explains why I was hearing people shouting when I was at the kitchen looking for midnight snack. What are they doing in that place? |
I’m not sure, but maybe I can burn the wall down so we can see what’s back there! Or at least, I would but it appears my flamethrower has gone missing. Alright, which one of you took it?
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It was me. This house is too precious to be set on fire, and it's highly flammable.
Or would you rather use it in addition to getting the fireproof materials as well? |
I enter and kick some snow off my boots.
It's soo cold outside, where can I warm myself up? |
Didn't we install a radiator last week for the cold weather?
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*scrambles*
Somebody stole it! We need a mansion council meeting. |
heyy was just borrowing it for a while for my other house. forgot to tell y'all lol. don't worry i'll put it back.
wait i forget, did we already put up decorations? |
We did... I took them back down. They were just far too gaudy. I have some dyingly drab grey paint, let's redecorate!
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hey i'm moody right now, why not!
our garden plants are dying though! who isn't watering them regularly? |
Well, I've been watering them. Hmm, if you've been watering them too... and maybe Tsutarja and Astromancer... oh my
Hold on... how long has that beehive been there? |
Ah! Don't mind my Combee farm. Still lookin for a female to raise lol.
... Why does it look like someone beat it with a stick though |
Everyone, if they’re dying! Sorry I had to leave, I was on vacation to northern Pokéjamaica.
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oh awesome! what was it like? and did ya bring us anything back? :3
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Yes, in fact, I did! It’s just some seashells tho. I was thinking about cleaning up that kitchen now that I’m back...
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ooh we could use it for kitchen decorations! and yeah i agree, i smell something particularly rank coming from the microwave...
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My bad. Tsutarja gave me a lasagne ages ago and I popped it in there and forgot to take it out...
Who's cooking Christmas dinner? |
are boiled hotdogs considered christmas dinner worthy? that's all we have right now...
can someone go do some grocery shopping for us? |
I would... but nobody trusts me with the food money anymore since the treacle incident.
Somebody better get on it quick though... |
wow, January's almost over and still no one went out to get us food... corpses everywhere
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I'm here, and i have some food with me. Can i join?
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only if you can make a mean mango smoothie!
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you had me at meats
let's get some steaks goin and i'll be a happy boi! |
So barbecue or cooker?
Just try not to set the house on fire this time... |
but it lit up everyone's day
feelin like barbecue today. where was that grill stored? |
I think I seen mango walk out into the garden with it... where'd they go?
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Oh, i wanted to make a barbecue. But looks like we don't have salt.
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mango you're late and the barbecue's well overcooked now. how could salt be the first thing on your mind?
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My bad, i think we needed salt. But I also brought some rice, sugar and bread for the mansion.
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No problem! We'll caramelise the burnt bbq beef with a little of the sugar then make it into a saucy goulash. Serve it with the rice and bread, and we're in business!
Who's in charge of the music? |
i got a bunch of these Heart vinyls from your place Ash, along with some Wu-Tang Clan cassettes for some reason...
though the record player seems to be missing. anyone seen it? |
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You keep taking my stuff and you better watch your step kid, protect ya neck kid. I'm comin' for ya. I lent Mango my record player last week, ain't seen it since. What happened to the other one in the dining room?... |
looks like Dreamboat Annie turned into Dreamboat Gone-nie huh (i'm out of ideas at this point pls stay away from my neck)
also, when did we ever have two record players? when i came in here there was only ever one... |
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