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Aquacorde August 23rd, 2020 8:27 AM

Well, uh, don't go too near the piñata collection then...

I'm interested in your design style 👀

LadyLurantis940 August 23rd, 2020 9:10 AM

I don’t like to brag, but I have a few of my medals and belts from karate everywhere... mix that with all the pink, and it makes for a weird scene... plus, if I had it my way, my room would be covered in posters. My parents hate anime.

Aquacorde August 23rd, 2020 11:34 AM

Oh well, feel free to plaster your walls with posters! Whatever makes you happy here~ Would you like to display your karate medals in one of the common areas? Might make a nice display, right? Especially if others bring medals or trophies to add to the mix!

LadyLurantis940 August 23rd, 2020 12:17 PM

Oh, wow, cool! So what’s been going on here?

Superjolt August 23rd, 2020 1:07 PM

*fails to notice body is covered in bee stings*

Wow, I hope I didn’t hit the one with the beehive in it!

Aquacorde August 23rd, 2020 1:20 PM

Hm.... you aren't allergic to bees, are you?

LadyLurantis940 August 23rd, 2020 1:50 PM

Nope! Just terrified of them. I’ve never been stung, but that doesn’t stop me from being scared!

Superjolt August 23rd, 2020 1:57 PM

Definitely not allergic!

*passes out*

LadyLurantis940 August 23rd, 2020 1:59 PM

Superjolt! We need to call an ambulance!

Aquacorde August 23rd, 2020 4:19 PM

beep beep boop

....

Okay they're on their way! Hang in there, Superjolt! It's bad for the carpet if you die on it...

LadyLurantis940 August 23rd, 2020 4:24 PM

True. Don’t want a rotting corpse stain!

Superjolt August 23rd, 2020 4:38 PM

*falls down the flight of 2,823 stairs because there was nothing to break the fall*

LadyLurantis940 August 23rd, 2020 4:45 PM

Wow, we’re up high! Do we have oxygen regulators this far up?

Aquacorde August 23rd, 2020 5:32 PM

Oh, wait, maybe that's why he passed out... maybe he'll be fine now that he's down there.

WizardOfOdd August 23rd, 2020 8:38 PM

Uh... Should I grab a shovel now?

LadyLurantis940 August 24th, 2020 3:41 AM

Nope. He just needs some time to wake up. In the meantime, I’m going into the elevator so I don’t pass out, too.

Aquacorde August 24th, 2020 5:47 AM

Yeah c'mon Wiz, we'll go too. Bring the shovel though... I mean, did he die of bee stings? No, but he did fall down however many stairs. There are no guarantees...

LadyLurantis940 August 24th, 2020 5:58 AM

Huh. Eh, he’s probably fine... :/

Superjolt August 24th, 2020 7:54 AM

*continues laying on floor at the bottom of the stairs*

Superjolt continues to lay there unconscious after the fall! Will he be okay? Find out next time!

Oh, you’re probably all wondering why there’s this deep, booming voice in the mansion suddenly. Well, I’m the narrator! You see, someone’s gotta narrate for this guy while he’s unconscious!

WizardOfOdd August 24th, 2020 8:04 AM

Eh, I'll also bring the first aid kit just in case. Not sure if bandages would be enough to save him from his current predicament though... Who am I kidding? It's just 2,823 stairs, probably some scratch here and there but he'll be fine.

Aquacorde August 24th, 2020 8:53 AM

Ooo, now that we're down here... looks like he must have hit his head pretty hard. How should we wake him up?

LadyLurantis940 August 24th, 2020 3:40 PM

How about boiling noodles? Tasty and efficient!

Aquacorde August 24th, 2020 4:05 PM

Does that work? Where's the kitchen in this place, anyway?

LadyLurantis940 August 24th, 2020 4:12 PM

I’ve never tried it, but logically, it should. And also, there’s probably millions of kitchens, just explore until you find one.

Aquacorde August 24th, 2020 5:00 PM

Logically, huh?

Well, I guess we'll just drag Superjolt with until we find one...

WizardOfOdd August 24th, 2020 5:33 PM

Well let's just drag Superjolt here first, pip-pip cheerio!

*Jumping from the ledge before opening a big umbrella to descend slowly*

Superjolt August 24th, 2020 6:16 PM

Narrator voice: Well, looks like this Superjolt kid is still unconscious... Great, guess I’m stuck narrating for him! I wonder how this fall will affect his head. Maybe it’ll be like that time that PageEmperor kept forgetting everything.

But uh, I advise you all not to touch Superjolt! Trust me on this, coming into contact with him is not a good idea...

Will WizardOfOdd land safely? Will Aquacorde ever find the kitchen? How long will I be stuck narrating for this kid?!

Find out next time on PC’s New Mansion!!

Aquacorde August 24th, 2020 6:27 PM

Hmmmm did you guys hear that, too? Guess we're not supposed to touch him. But how to get him to the kitchen, then?

LadyLurantis940 August 25th, 2020 3:29 AM

Why don’t we tie a rope around him and pull? If we’re careful, we won’t touch him.

Aquacorde August 25th, 2020 5:43 AM

Right, okay, I've got some paracord. Help me pull, I guess!

LadyLurantis940 August 25th, 2020 11:05 AM

Alright! We just gotta loop it, secure it, and... we have a square knot!

Aquacorde August 25th, 2020 4:09 PM

Okiedokie, let's... pull. Gosh, dead weight is heavy... good thing we're almost there! Which kitchen is this one? They're themed, you know.

LadyLurantis940 August 25th, 2020 4:14 PM

I don’t even know, remember, I’ve been here for less than a week. Just drag him wherever you see an oven and a fridge. By the way, geez, dead bodies are heavy.

Superjolt August 25th, 2020 7:16 PM

Narrator voice: He’s still out, huh? Well, at least they managed to find one of the kitchens.

I wonder if they know about the giant spiders? Eh, they’ll find out soon enough probably...

Oh hold on, looks like the kid is moving to the great beyond... Finally, I won’t have to narrate over several posts anymore! See you all next time someone else goes unconscious or gets trapped in an alternate dimension!

...

*becomes a ghost, notices own dead body*

Crap, did I die again? Great...

Uhh, is that a secret lab hidden behind the fridge? Who put that there?

Aquacorde August 25th, 2020 7:24 PM

Not so secret anymore, huh?

Oh, hey, you're a ghost now! Neat. Can you see if there's like, a lever or something to move that fridge?

Superjolt August 26th, 2020 7:33 AM

Sure. By the way, this kitchen is a mess! Who stuck all that lunch meat to the ceiling?

LadyLurantis940 August 27th, 2020 2:35 PM

Ew! We really need to hire maintenance workers for this place... Anyway, why don’t we try opening the fridge to see if we can find a trigger of some sort?

Aquacorde August 28th, 2020 5:49 AM

*opens fridge*

*deli meat is thrown all over the place*

Huh. Well there's definitely some kind of trigger here.

LadyLurantis940 August 28th, 2020 6:08 AM

Well, there has to be a reason for all the deli meat. It could be how we get behind the fridge.

Aquacorde August 28th, 2020 6:20 AM

Do we use the deli meat... as a key?

LadyLurantis940 August 28th, 2020 6:23 AM

Exactly! Now, rid the fridge of deli meat. It’s step one of my master plan. Step two is look for any triggers, keyholes, etc..

Aquacorde August 28th, 2020 6:25 AM

*starts pulling out deli meat*

Oh, there's so much of it... and yuck, it's all just... loose....

LadyLurantis940 August 28th, 2020 6:28 AM

... Why don’t we go get some sanitary gloves before continuing? They’re got to have them somewhere...

Aquacorde August 28th, 2020 6:37 AM

*starts opening drawers* uhhhh not sure why there's a drawer full of winter gloves in here, but will they work?

LadyLurantis940 August 28th, 2020 6:47 AM

They will. As long as I don’t have to touch the meat with my bare hands!

Aquacorde August 28th, 2020 6:55 AM

*clears a shelf* Well, that's empty at least. Nothing weird, though. Besides the loose meat that I've just thrown on the floor.

LadyLurantis940 August 28th, 2020 7:00 AM

We’ll have to clean that up at some point. I’ve cleared out the second shelf, nothing odd...

Aquacorde August 28th, 2020 7:07 AM

Maybe there's something in the door? Besides all these expired condiments....

LadyLurantis940 August 28th, 2020 7:08 AM

Possibly. Mustard, ketchup, barbecue, honey mustard... could there be a pattern here?

Aquacorde August 28th, 2020 7:26 AM

Then we continue it with... spicy ketchup and smoky bbq...

LadyLurantis940 August 28th, 2020 7:28 AM

I’m going to try opening the lids. Ketchup... nothing there... mustard... still nothing...

Aquacorde August 28th, 2020 7:43 AM

This barbecue sauce doesn't smell like barbecue sauce...

LadyLurantis940 August 28th, 2020 7:53 AM

THAT COULD BE A CLUE

SNIFF THE SAUCE FURTHER PLEASE

Aquacorde August 28th, 2020 8:28 AM

It smells gross though.....!

Wait, no, that's... It smells fine, actually. I was just confused because it should be barbecue sauce. I think it's pasta sauce.

LadyLurantis940 August 28th, 2020 8:37 AM

Huh... wonder what kinda freak would put pasta sauce where there was once barbecue?

Aquacorde August 28th, 2020 8:57 AM

I dunno, but it's gotta mean something. Maybe check the pasta sauce jar?

LadyLurantis940 August 28th, 2020 9:56 AM

Good idea, except I can’t find one in the fridge. I’ll check the pantry.

Aquacorde September 2nd, 2020 4:10 PM

Oh man, the pantry's like a whole separate room.... how fancy.

LadyLurantis940 September 3rd, 2020 5:21 AM

Yes, just like all the deli meat slapped onto the ceiling. Sheesh. Well, I definitely found jars of something in here.

Tsutarja September 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM

Looks like I am back and I see everything is fine. Except who replaced the golden vacuum cleaner I had? :<

Superjolt September 7th, 2020 9:14 AM

Well you see, I had to vacuum up all the potato chips someone spilled in the hall! The crunching sounds when people walked over them at night was enough to drive you insane! I may be a ghost now but I still need to sleep! And uh... well, the vacuum got clogged and broke so I had to replace it...

Who’s responsible for letting the giant mosquito-monkeys out in the house??

Aquacorde September 7th, 2020 11:10 AM

I mean, since you became a ghost and stopped vacuuming, somebody had to clean up all those chips. May as well let the pets do it...?

Cubeth September 7th, 2020 10:17 PM

Pets? We don't have any pets. They escaped the other day flying up the chimney

Aquacorde September 8th, 2020 8:13 AM

Oh. Well. We may have to apologize to the neighbors. And get someone to clean uo these chips.... we need to get Superjolt into a new body so he can get to vacuuming again!

Superjolt September 9th, 2020 2:11 PM

If we know anyone that knows how to do that, of course!

And of course we have pets Cube, someone here has to own that dragon that keeps shrinking and growing exponentially large at random! (No really, who does that dragon belong to?!)

Aquacorde September 9th, 2020 6:00 PM

I bet its owner is the same person who has that weird laboratory behind the kitchen... maybe there's a clue in there?

Cubeth September 9th, 2020 9:06 PM

What? No, the dragon isn't a pet it's just Fafrir.

As for the laboratory I have no idea, that explains why I was hearing people shouting when I was at the kitchen looking for midnight snack. What are they doing in that place?

Superjolt September 13th, 2020 3:50 PM

I’m not sure, but maybe I can burn the wall down so we can see what’s back there! Or at least, I would but it appears my flamethrower has gone missing. Alright, which one of you took it?

Tsutarja October 5th, 2020 5:38 AM

It was me. This house is too precious to be set on fire, and it's highly flammable.

Or would you rather use it in addition to getting the fireproof materials as well?

moon December 3rd, 2020 2:18 PM

I enter and kick some snow off my boots.

It's soo cold outside, where can I warm myself up?

Tsutarja December 6th, 2020 5:48 AM

Didn't we install a radiator last week for the cold weather?

moon December 6th, 2020 11:49 PM

*scrambles*

Somebody stole it! We need a mansion council meeting.

Roni December 7th, 2020 7:19 PM

heyy was just borrowing it for a while for my other house. forgot to tell y'all lol. don't worry i'll put it back.

wait i forget, did we already put up decorations?

Starlight December 13th, 2020 5:49 AM

We did... I took them back down. They were just far too gaudy. I have some dyingly drab grey paint, let's redecorate!

Roni December 13th, 2020 8:48 PM

hey i'm moody right now, why not!

our garden plants are dying though! who isn't watering them regularly?

Starlight December 15th, 2020 12:21 PM

Well, I've been watering them. Hmm, if you've been watering them too... and maybe Tsutarja and Astromancer... oh my

Hold on... how long has that beehive been there?

Roni December 15th, 2020 3:36 PM

Ah! Don't mind my Combee farm. Still lookin for a female to raise lol.

... Why does it look like someone beat it with a stick though

LadyLurantis940 December 15th, 2020 4:12 PM

Everyone, if they’re dying! Sorry I had to leave, I was on vacation to northern Pokéjamaica.

Roni December 16th, 2020 4:02 AM

oh awesome! what was it like? and did ya bring us anything back? :3

LadyLurantis940 December 16th, 2020 7:53 AM

Yes, in fact, I did! It’s just some seashells tho. I was thinking about cleaning up that kitchen now that I’m back...

Roni December 16th, 2020 8:06 AM

ooh we could use it for kitchen decorations! and yeah i agree, i smell something particularly rank coming from the microwave...

Starlight December 23rd, 2020 4:03 PM

My bad. Tsutarja gave me a lasagne ages ago and I popped it in there and forgot to take it out...

Who's cooking Christmas dinner?

Roni December 23rd, 2020 10:37 PM

are boiled hotdogs considered christmas dinner worthy? that's all we have right now...

can someone go do some grocery shopping for us?

Starlight December 24th, 2020 3:10 PM

I would... but nobody trusts me with the food money anymore since the treacle incident.

Somebody better get on it quick though...

Roni January 24th, 2021 9:28 AM

wow, January's almost over and still no one went out to get us food... corpses everywhere

bg January 25th, 2021 2:29 PM

I'm here, and i have some food with me. Can i join?

Roni January 25th, 2021 7:09 PM

only if you can make a mean mango smoothie!

Starlight January 26th, 2021 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A mango (Post 10267739)
I'm here, and i have some food with me. Can i join?

We need more lodgers! What food you bring?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roni (Post 10267872)
only if you can make a mean mango smoothie!

You want them to blend themself? 😱

bg January 26th, 2021 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10268367)
What food you bring?

I have lots of fruits and meat of all kinds with me

Roni January 26th, 2021 6:11 PM

you had me at meats

let's get some steaks goin and i'll be a happy boi!

Starlight January 27th, 2021 12:39 PM

So barbecue or cooker?

Just try not to set the house on fire this time...

Roni January 27th, 2021 6:59 PM

but it lit up everyone's day

feelin like barbecue today. where was that grill stored?

Starlight January 30th, 2021 7:25 AM

I think I seen mango walk out into the garden with it... where'd they go?

bg February 18th, 2021 8:14 AM

Oh, i wanted to make a barbecue. But looks like we don't have salt.

Roni February 18th, 2021 8:24 AM

mango you're late and the barbecue's well overcooked now. how could salt be the first thing on your mind?

bg February 18th, 2021 8:27 AM

My bad, i think we needed salt. But I also brought some rice, sugar and bread for the mansion.

Starlight February 18th, 2021 3:09 PM

No problem! We'll caramelise the burnt bbq beef with a little of the sugar then make it into a saucy goulash. Serve it with the rice and bread, and we're in business!

Who's in charge of the music?

Roni February 18th, 2021 8:10 PM

i got a bunch of these Heart vinyls from your place Ash, along with some Wu-Tang Clan cassettes for some reason...

though the record player seems to be missing. anyone seen it?

Starlight February 20th, 2021 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roni (Post 10286609)
i got a bunch of these Heart vinyls from your place Ash, along with some Wu-Tang Clan cassettes for some reason...

though the record player seems to be missing. anyone seen it?

I wondered where my Dreamboat Annie vinyl went 😡

You keep taking my stuff and you better watch your step kid, protect ya neck kid. I'm comin' for ya.

I lent Mango my record player last week, ain't seen it since. What happened to the other one in the dining room?...

Roni February 22nd, 2021 6:47 AM

looks like Dreamboat Annie turned into Dreamboat Gone-nie huh (i'm out of ideas at this point pls stay away from my neck)

also, when did we ever have two record players? when i came in here there was only ever one...


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