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Well let's just drag Superjolt here first, pip-pip cheerio!
*Jumping from the ledge before opening a big umbrella to descend slowly* |
Narrator voice: Well, looks like this Superjolt kid is still unconscious... Great, guess I’m stuck narrating for him! I wonder how this fall will affect his head. Maybe it’ll be like that time that PageEmperor kept forgetting everything.
But uh, I advise you all not to touch Superjolt! Trust me on this, coming into contact with him is not a good idea... Will WizardOfOdd land safely? Will Aquacorde ever find the kitchen? How long will I be stuck narrating for this kid?! Find out next time on PC’s New Mansion!! |
Hmmmm did you guys hear that, too? Guess we're not supposed to touch him. But how to get him to the kitchen, then?
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Why don’t we tie a rope around him and pull? If we’re careful, we won’t touch him.
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Right, okay, I've got some paracord. Help me pull, I guess!
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Alright! We just gotta loop it, secure it, and... we have a square knot!
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Okiedokie, let's... pull. Gosh, dead weight is heavy... good thing we're almost there! Which kitchen is this one? They're themed, you know.
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I don’t even know, remember, I’ve been here for less than a week. Just drag him wherever you see an oven and a fridge. By the way, geez, dead bodies are heavy.
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Narrator voice: He’s still out, huh? Well, at least they managed to find one of the kitchens.
I wonder if they know about the giant spiders? Eh, they’ll find out soon enough probably... Oh hold on, looks like the kid is moving to the great beyond... Finally, I won’t have to narrate over several posts anymore! See you all next time someone else goes unconscious or gets trapped in an alternate dimension! ... *becomes a ghost, notices own dead body* Crap, did I die again? Great... Uhh, is that a secret lab hidden behind the fridge? Who put that there? |
Not so secret anymore, huh?
Oh, hey, you're a ghost now! Neat. Can you see if there's like, a lever or something to move that fridge? |
Sure. By the way, this kitchen is a mess! Who stuck all that lunch meat to the ceiling?
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Ew! We really need to hire maintenance workers for this place... Anyway, why don’t we try opening the fridge to see if we can find a trigger of some sort?
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*opens fridge*
*deli meat is thrown all over the place* Huh. Well there's definitely some kind of trigger here. |
Well, there has to be a reason for all the deli meat. It could be how we get behind the fridge.
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Do we use the deli meat... as a key?
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Exactly! Now, rid the fridge of deli meat. It’s step one of my master plan. Step two is look for any triggers, keyholes, etc..
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*starts pulling out deli meat*
Oh, there's so much of it... and yuck, it's all just... loose.... |
... Why don’t we go get some sanitary gloves before continuing? They’re got to have them somewhere...
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*starts opening drawers* uhhhh not sure why there's a drawer full of winter gloves in here, but will they work?
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They will. As long as I don’t have to touch the meat with my bare hands!
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*clears a shelf* Well, that's empty at least. Nothing weird, though. Besides the loose meat that I've just thrown on the floor.
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We’ll have to clean that up at some point. I’ve cleared out the second shelf, nothing odd...
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Maybe there's something in the door? Besides all these expired condiments....
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Possibly. Mustard, ketchup, barbecue, honey mustard... could there be a pattern here?
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Then we continue it with... spicy ketchup and smoky bbq...
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