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I like bagpipes! Looks like nobody is sleeping, so have at it.
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They're not actually bagpipes. A stuffed sheep fell off my shelf of death and got impaled on a bit of pipe I was going to repair the kitchen sink with...
Oh btw, who is Mr. McKenzie? I''ve had to sign for 20 packages this week alone with his name on them. |
The last owner who died under mysterious circumstances.
Anyone wanna talk about the sludge flooding the basement? |
Once again, I swear I didn't have anything to do with any basement related mishaps.
I don't know what's going on with the sludge and I most certainly have no idea about the large rat-man that's been nesting under the stairs. |
You're not helping with the case because you keep bringing it up :)
either way, I guess some stranger covered the bill for the plumber. thanks random stranger! |
Maybe a neighbor covered the bill?
Anyhow, why is there mermaids in the pool? |
I invited them over for coffee a few nights ago but they really like our pool water and I can't seem to get them to leave.
Has anybody seen my shoes? They've all gone missing again. |
Help! I still lost my memory! Can you guys help?
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Ash, I think I saw someone selling them on the street again. Here Page, eat this rock. Wikipedia says this is high in memory fibers... or something... I dunno just eat it.
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I am the Paladin and I have been defending the mansion from the angry Karens that have been ramming the door asking for the manager.
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Hopefully you’ve kept them from gathering all six infinity scarves. No manager will be safe, and I doubt our door would be able to hold them back with that level of power.
Ms Paladin... I don’t feel so good... |
Oh crud. I might have to summon the powers of Lord Helix and Cthulhu to keep these Karens at bay.
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Why are you singling out Karen, though? It could have been Beatrice as well..
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No man, there are an entire army of Karens out there that robbed our PS4 for their kids.
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I better hide my collection of socks in that case
Spoiler:
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As long as they didn't touch the Nintendo stuff, I'm fine.
Since when does the doorbell play Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus? |
Around the same time my computer got hacked to play Old Town Road on startup.
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That's okay. I changed the doorbell tone to just the standard ding dong.
Who changed the doorbell anyways? |
I thought I changed it to Megalovania, my bad.
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That's alright, just don't do it again.
I hope it wasn't you who put all those toenails in yesterday's apple pie, though. |
I didn't even know there was apple pie being served, so don't look at me.
Jerry's peach cobbler though surely looked like it got messed around with... |
Help! I still lost my memory, someone help me!
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I remember seeing the cat playing with it. Maybe it's under your bed?
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I don't know, a werewolf was raiding the fridge last week.
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lol No, that was just me coming from Nina's costume party. I was hungry like a lion.
Speaking of lions, who decorated my suite's restroom with Gryffindor banners? You should already know at this point that I'm a Slytherin. |
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