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Fortunately, they are in gen 8 so pursuit isn't a thing anymore
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Unfortunately, pursuit came back in a patch
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Fortunately, it was also nerfed.
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Unfortunately it only has 1 PP!
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Fortunately, that applies to the opponent too.
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Unfortunately, the backlash was so bad (worse than Dexit) that the nerf was undone
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Fortunately while everyone was distracted by Pursuit, Team Plasma escaped
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Unfortunately, you didn't.
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Fortunately, they got lost!
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Unfortunately, you also got lost
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Fortunately, you were later found.
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Fortunately, they found their way to the exit
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Unfortunately, the exit leads into a maze.
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Fortunately, the maze was easy to get out of
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Unfortunately, it ends on the inside of a volcano.
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Fortunately the volcano is extinct
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Unfortunately, there is no exit and you have to backtrack all the way to the start.
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Fortunately you find a switch that opens the actual exit
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Unfortunately, it's broken.
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Fortunately you can repair it
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Unfortunately, you lose a finger in the process.
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Fortunately you actually had six fingers before so now people will stop asking about your extra finger
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Unfortunately, your hands now have different numbers of fingers.
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Fortunately, no one knows how to count anymore
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Fortunately, this isn't that much of an issue as it's very natural when your third hand has 3 fingers, since you were genetically enhanced with the tail of an Aipom.
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Unfortunately that Aipom had Pokérus and thus you have Pokérus now as well
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Fortunately Nurse Joy informs you about this at the Pokémon center
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Unfortunately, she only speaks in a heavy dialect that you are not able to understand.
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Fortunately you meet someone else that is able to understand her
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Unfortunately, that person understands her in the language she speaks and can't speak yours
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Fortunately Pokérus is good for you anyway, so you stop worrying about this language barrier.
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Unfortunately, a cab pulls up and the rather irate driver asks for the one that called the cab, directing a verbal assault at you and you tell him you’re not the one who called it and he says someone named Bob called it and you tell him your name isn’t Bob but he just gets angrier and then gets out and grabs you and throws you in the cab
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Fortunately he takes you home because your roomate is actually called Bob
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Unfortunately someone came to your house in a helicopter and toting a shotgun, he yells "GET TO THE CHOPPA! NOW!" As he aims the shotgun towards you in your second floor room
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Fortunately that person had bad aim
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Fortunately, Schwarzenegger is a nice guy and is just trying to get you to GET TO DA CHOPPA faster.
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Unfortunately, Dolph Lundgren also come and pissed at you dilly-dallying. So he knocks you out with a single heart punch.
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Fortunately you survive and didn't even have to GET TO THE CHOPPA
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Unfortunately, in Soviet Russia (which is where we are at now) DA CHOPPA GETS TO YOU and chops your head off.
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Unfortunately, the enemy hijacks DA CHOPPA
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Fortunately you are a Blacephalon so having your head chopped off is no issue
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Unfortunately the enemy has a Pokémon with Brine so it deals double damage now that you're below half health due to getting your MIND BLOWN off.
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Fortunately you find a maximum tomato to heal you
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Unfortunately the enemy activates "Bad Reaction to Simochi", a card that turns all healing into damage.
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Fortunately taking damage will heal you instead
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Unfortunately your health does not matter anymore, as the enemy activates a Reverse Uno card, which heals him and leaves you hanging at low health.
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Fortunately, you play a Wild Card and name orange as the color so the enemy continuously draws cards and wonders when they’ll finally get an orange card
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Unfortunately... the thread died suddenly!
pls don’t hurt me for double posting/bumping D: |
Fortunately, I bring the party~ (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
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Unfortunately, a professional Party Pooper arrived!
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Fortunately, they got fired from the job before arriving
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Unfortunately, they still ruined the party
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Fortunately, the people who still wanted to party had the good sense to leave and reconvene in a more covert location.
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Unfortunately, several partygoers punched the wrong coordinates into their GPS and got lost on the way there
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Fortunately, the lost group ran into a helpful bystander.
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Unfortunately, they were stuck in a haunted forest
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Fortunately, the forest was haunted by friendly spirits that helped them find the way out
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Unfortunately, the way out led to an even more haunted (and evil) swamp.
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Fortunately a sweet-natured alligator named Louis lived in the swamp, and ferried everyone to safety on his back while playing the trumpet.
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Unfortunately, the alligator’s bum itched so he forgot about the people on his back and scratched it.
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Fortunately, the swamp they fell into was only a foot deep. Everybody soon realized that all they had to do was stand up and they would not drown.
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Unfortunately, the bottom of the swamp was composed entirely of quicksand.
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Fortunately, by that time Louis had finished scratching and came to the rescue!
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Unfortunately, they were wearing very heavy boots and started to sink faster.
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Fortunately, a pirate ship was going by in the quicksand swamp. Everyone, including Louis the alligator was brought on board!
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Unfortunately, the pirates were cannibals and their ship was stuck due to the shallowness of the swamp. Plus, it was sinking in the quicksand. :/ Not a great situation.
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Fotrunately, everyone decided to work together to build rafts that would safely float them out of the swamp and not sink into the quicksand.
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Unfortunately, the pirates are still cannibals and swarmed them while they were crafting the rafts.
(I’ve only done unfortunately so far. Eh, I’m kinda a pessimist in real life, more so a realist.) |
Fortunately, the pirates are very easy to kick overboard into the swamp!
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Umfortunately, most of the pirates had peg legs to combat the quicksand and easily discarded them to launch themselves back onto the boat!
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Fortunately, a rival crew of benevolent air pirates arrived to rescue everyone with their flying ship!
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Unfortunately, the ship was too high for the group to reach.
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Fortunately, the kindly rival pirates threw flotation devices to help all the drowning folk.
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Unfortunately, the flotation devices had been sabotaged and were losing air!
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Unfortunately, they didn’t know who the cannibal pirates were at the time and also threw them floaties.
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Fortunately, the cannibal pirates decides that they're not worth eating
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Unfortunately, one of the people’s pride was wounded and they convinced the pirates they were tasty.
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Fortunately, the cannibal pirates were so excited that they didn't see the other pirates getting ready to toss a huge net over them until it was too late. They were captured!
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Unfortunately, they broke the net and began to crawl out.
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Fortunately, all the lost travellers managed to board the other ship in the meantime and start sailing away!
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Unfortunately, the boat had a leak that needed to be repaired or else they would crash and burn.
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Fortunately, it was a false alarm. It's not a leak, someone just spilled a bucket of water on the lower deck
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Unfortunately, someone slipped on the water
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Fortunately, they didn't suffer any major injury.
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Unfortunately, their fall cause a real leak in the boat!
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Fortunately, the crew had a roll of giant duct tape on board and used it to patch the hole!
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Unfortunately, several of the crew are now stuck to the duct tape.
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Fortunately, the crew also had giant scissors they could use to cut them loose
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Unfortunately, all these giant scissors and duct tapes distracted them and made them unaware that there's now an active storm, which eventually capsized the ship.
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Fortunately, the lost partygoers ended up on a large piece of decking that worked as a raft!
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Unfortunately the waves were 40 feet high as the storm was intense.
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Fortunately, riding the 40-foot waves brought the group to shore very quickly!
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Unfortunately, the shore they landed on was under control of the people of Atlantis and they were none too pleased that intruders were in their territory
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Fortunately, the lost partygoers managed to communicate their peaceful nature.
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Unfortunately, the Atlantis folks demanded proof of peace through one (1) human sacrifice.
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Fortunately, one of the cannibal pirates had also washed ashore, and was subsequently volunteered as sacrifice.
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Unfortunately, the pirate was actually from Atlantis and they were not happy with the idea of sacrificing one of their own
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Fortunately, the Atlanteans accepted the pirate's return in exchange for safe passage through their territory, and the lost partygoers set off once more.
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Unfortunately, the party was over when they finally reached their destination
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Fotrunately, there was a 24hr diner open.
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