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Unfortunately, the vampires somehow survived again, until the warden showed up...
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Fortunately, the warden held up the crucifix he was wearing, and it burned the vampires and made them cower in fear.
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Unfortunately, the warden soon lost his job because his corrupt superior was behind the plot the entire time
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Fortunately, the warden had a large pension coming that was still protected by law and retired in comfort, hunting vampires in his spare time to keep the area safe.
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Unfortunately an Alien Invasion broke out, and the first place to target was Warden's House.
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Fortunately, the warden was home and he used his experience as an alien invader expert to keep them at bay
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Unfortunately, an alien fell in love with him.
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Fortunately, through their matrimony, aliens and humans came together, and ended specieism. Specism. ... Something like that!
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Unfortunately, there were still some humans who were against this and they started attacking the aliens.
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Fortunately, Predators came and wiped out the nest of the aliens on earth (I actually talked about Xenomorphs)
Xenomorphs look like this: Spoiler:
Predators like this: Spoiler:
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Unfortunately, one went rogue and started attacking non alien puppies.
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Fortunately it was just a dream of a teen boy
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Unfortunately, that boy had just watched Nightmare on Elm Street before bed...
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Fortunately it was the Disney Jr. animated version where Freddy Kreuger ended up making friends with the whole cast in the end <3
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Unfortunately, Disney had embedded subliminal messages in the program. Now the boy lives only to poke holes in strangers umbrellas when they aren't looking.
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Fortunately they lived in an area where rain restored youth and body health, so getting drenched would actually be a good thing!
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Unfortunately, there is an age limit on buying Nintendo products in the area, so all those with restored youth can't pass the verification checks
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Fortunately the town mayor passed a rule to abolish that restriction just now!
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Unfortunately, Ash Ketchup is always the bad guy...
Unfortunately, the mayor was corrupt, and only passed that law because he had implanted chips in all Nintendo devices that make chocolate taste like over cooked Brussels sprouts |
Fortunately, that mayor was arrested later executed publically and everyone lived happily
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Unfortunately a demon spirit revived the mayor as a rotting zombie and it terrorizes the town.
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Fortunately, a lone Samurai roamed into town, and lopped off the zombie mayor's head killing it permanently.
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Unfortunately, the demon inside the mayor jumped out and possessed the samurai, pretty much making the situation far worse
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Fortunately, the Samurai had travelled from the future and, by killing the mayor, had closed the time loop that both the demon and samurai were in.
Job complete, the samurai, and the demon within, fade to dust, leaving peaceful planes, fertile lands and laughing children. |
Unfortunately, There was another Nuke after we lost Canada and this one was 500kt destructive.
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