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Roni February 8th, 2021 6:16 PM

x-rays would be decomissioned?

what if the floor was actually lava?

Squirtlenator February 8th, 2021 6:18 PM

All the hours of playing "the floor is lava" when I was young would pay off and I would be trained for this.


What if there was no sun?

Roni February 8th, 2021 6:29 PM

this guy's Twitter would make more sense

what if forums never went out of mainstream internet popularity?

Starlight February 8th, 2021 6:39 PM

I'd be a lot happier :(

What if you could melt and solidify yourself at will?

Roni February 8th, 2021 6:57 PM

same :c

i'd be able to enter a lot of restricted areas and avoid arrest more easily. not that i would ofc, but...

what if Earth was called Glorp?

Squirtlenator February 8th, 2021 7:09 PM

Than we would be the laughing stocks of the universe...Glorplings

What if the moon was made out of cheese?

Roni February 8th, 2021 7:13 PM

the moon would've completely disappeared by 1992.

what if pigs could fly?

Squirtlenator February 8th, 2021 7:15 PM

We're going to need a stronger umbrella

What if cars could fly?

Roni February 8th, 2021 7:19 PM

airline companies would do everything in their power to run that to the ground

what if all fat ladies could sing?

Squirtlenator February 9th, 2021 2:33 PM

Than the outcome of all events would be known or in other words "It's over"

What if the sun never set?

Starlight February 9th, 2021 8:11 PM

We wouldn't have to worry about vampires... or Ash Ketchup.

What if Nintendo Switch screens were black & white?

Roni February 9th, 2021 8:40 PM

i might be able to afford one.

what if our fingers were naturally razor sharp?

Squirtlenator February 9th, 2021 8:47 PM

Everyone's profession would be a barber

What if we had tails?

Roni February 9th, 2021 10:11 PM

furries would feel a lot more at home

what if we had an ear on our forehead?

Squirtlenator February 10th, 2021 8:13 AM

We could hear everything in front of us

What if we could teleport?

Roni February 10th, 2021 8:48 AM

teachers and bosses wouldn't ever accept any reason for us being late anymore.

what if the Earth entered a blackhole?

Squirtlenator February 10th, 2021 12:48 PM

Don't know but, I don't want to find out

What if the rainbow was actually made of Skittles?

Starlight February 12th, 2021 7:58 AM

Ritchie Blackmore would be diabetic.

What if golf clubs were made of rubber?

Squirtlenator February 12th, 2021 8:05 AM

Golfers couldn't break them in half when they miss a shot

What if vehicles actually ran on hopes and dreams?

Roni February 12th, 2021 8:45 PM

i'd want a vehicle even less than i do now

what if the plural of ox were actually oxes?

Squirtlenator February 13th, 2021 6:49 AM

rappers and poetics would have another word to rhyme with foxes and boxes

what if there was no winter - no snow?

Starlight February 13th, 2021 7:59 AM

It'd be Florida!

What if hot dogs were actually made from puppies?

Squirtlenator February 13th, 2021 8:09 AM

😱😭😱😭😱😭😱😭 I take it that you're a cat person...

What if dollar bills actually grew on trees?

Roni February 14th, 2021 7:48 PM

the market would be in shambles within 3 days

what if there was a 10,000 dollar bill?

Starlight February 15th, 2021 2:09 PM

I would tell the owner... CARD ONLY!

What if pepsi and coke put their products in each other's packaging for April fools?

Squirtlenator February 15th, 2021 3:45 PM

You mean they haven't done that already?

What if disgusting looking food tasted great and great looking food tasted gross?

Roni February 16th, 2021 12:03 AM

i'd be one of the healthiest people alive.

what if humans were accustomed to only eating one meal a week?

Squirtlenator February 16th, 2021 11:16 AM

We would have a lot more time on our hands to do other things and the money we'd save on groceries would also be a plus

What if we didn't need sleep?

Starlight February 16th, 2021 2:20 PM

I'd still somehow get nothing done.

What if submarines were porous?

Squirtlenator February 16th, 2021 2:25 PM

They would sink...

What if we didn't need to eat?

Starlight February 17th, 2021 2:59 AM

Chefs wouldn't exist!

What if you had to pay to go outside?

Roni February 17th, 2021 7:18 AM

i'd be saving so much money if ever

what if the internet never took off in popularity?

Squirtlenator February 17th, 2021 8:01 AM

We wouldn't be spamming in this forum trying to raise our VPP

What if we didn't have to pay taxes?

Roni February 17th, 2021 10:13 AM

taxe drivers would all go broke :3

what if Apple was called Steveroo Electronics when it was first founded?

Starlight February 18th, 2021 3:50 AM

It would have failed way back then. Oh wait a minute, it did anyway 😈

What if slugs were really tasty?

Roni February 18th, 2021 4:05 AM

aren't they already a delicacy in France or smth? taste do be subjective huehue

what if everyone were 50% translucent?

Starlight February 18th, 2021 4:21 AM

I'd have been able to see right through that volcano insurance salesman...

What if you could make an omelette without breaking any eggs?

Megan February 18th, 2021 4:45 AM

I'd question my life decisions.

What if they gave out free ice cream?

Roni February 18th, 2021 7:02 AM

i'd have diabetes by now

what if the concept of fast food never existed?

Starlight February 18th, 2021 11:23 AM

Ronald Mcdonald would still be on his farm, ee-eye, ee-eye, oh.

What if purple felt like hot tastes?

Squirtlenator February 18th, 2021 11:37 AM

Than your avatar and post flair would be on fire

What if we could read minds?

Starlight February 18th, 2021 4:20 PM

Bookmarks would be very painful!!!

What if your ISP banned you for life?

Roni February 18th, 2021 8:12 PM

the International Salami Providers? i'd go into deep depression if ever

what if acronyms as a concept was never accepted by society?

Squirtlenator February 19th, 2021 2:03 PM

than people would have to write out each word of each letter all the time...geez my wrists hurt - all this writing

what if fruits and vegetables were actually sentient?

Starlight February 19th, 2021 4:23 PM

Then I would starve!

What if an unknown foreign conglomerate bought Disney and folded it into their existing operations?

Tsutarja February 19th, 2021 4:59 PM

Then monopolization as Americans would know it could be over forever

What if all stations on the radio were talk and no music?

Squirtlenator February 19th, 2021 5:50 PM

they would be called talk shows

what if tires were squares instead of circles?

Roni February 19th, 2021 7:14 PM

jiggle physics would be better understood.

what if roads were made of rubber?

Squirtlenator February 19th, 2021 7:41 PM

we could bounce to places

what if it rained donuts?

Starlight February 20th, 2021 12:05 PM

Then more people would like the rain :)

What if quiche was fried?

Roni February 20th, 2021 4:15 PM

I might consider eating it? Who knows

What if fried chicken never became a thing?

Starlight February 20th, 2021 4:21 PM

The colonel would have stuck to his original plans of challenging santa for the title of father Christmas in a rap battle.

What if smokey caught the bandit?

Squirtlenator February 21st, 2021 5:56 PM

We would have a very boring movie about hauling beer

What if Thelma and Louise made the jump?

Starlight February 21st, 2021 7:59 PM

They did. You can’t tell me any different 🙉

What if Princess Peach had brown hair?

Squirtlenator February 21st, 2021 8:07 PM

You mean Daisy?

what if Mario was bad?

Roni February 21st, 2021 8:22 PM

Wario wouldn't have needed to exist.

what if all buildings were required to have a disco ball on the ceiling?

Starlight February 21st, 2021 8:25 PM

Life would be much more fun!

What if Darth Vader was neon yellow?

Megan February 21st, 2021 9:44 PM

Then he wouldn't feel so blue about his son.

What if this was the Matrix?

Squirtlenator February 22nd, 2021 8:37 AM

Red pill or blue pill?

what if Alice never went through the looking glass?

Starlight February 23rd, 2021 2:05 PM

Then she wouldn't just be a figment of imagination would she? 😁

What if a phone charger "charged" you $5 each time you used it?

Roni February 24th, 2021 5:19 AM

technically it already does with the electricity bill, but if i have to pay on TOP of that, then by golly catch me just using a basic phone from here on out lol. those things' batteries still take weeks before they need charging right?

what if everyone had a built in autotune in their vocal chords?

Starlight February 24th, 2021 8:39 AM

Modern pop music would sound much the same as it does now 😈

What if horses had 200 brake hydregion power?

Roni February 25th, 2021 12:33 AM

every single horse would have three heads and neigh in German. hey i actually like the sound of that let's make it real.

what if dogs and cats lived up to 300 years on average?

Starlight February 25th, 2021 8:53 AM

Cats would rule the world and would have figured out how to enslave the dogs by then.

What if tomorrow was Sunday?

Roni February 25th, 2021 9:43 AM

i'd suddenly not be at my house :p

what if no one had depression?

Starlight February 25th, 2021 12:12 PM

Psychologists would need to rent their couches out for TV parties!

What if the clock strikes 13?

Squirtlenator February 25th, 2021 5:44 PM

than we're all in trouble 😬

what if the sun rose in the west and set in the east?

Roni February 25th, 2021 7:16 PM

we'd all probably be walking backwards too or something

what if world leaders never existed?

Starlight February 26th, 2021 9:02 AM

We wouldn't have had some sickening atrocities 😔

What if Elsa just let it go?

Roni February 26th, 2021 9:04 AM

a chain of events would've prevented Kristoff from meeting Anna, and thus my fave Disney couple would've ceased to exist ;-;

what if Shrek came out in 1977?

Starlight February 26th, 2021 6:34 PM

He would have been a giant Yoda type character. What in my swamp are you doing?

What if the Northern lights had a switch?

Roni February 26th, 2021 6:54 PM

they'd happily be enjoying Pokemon Sword right about now :3

what if houses all had dome roofs?

Starlight March 4th, 2021 3:14 PM

They'd kill this thread for a week!

What if sandwiches were illegal?

Roni March 4th, 2021 10:05 PM

then i'd be a heck of a rebel~

what if cats had two tails?

Starlight March 6th, 2021 7:53 AM

No. Just no. Give them opposable thumbs before letting them have propellers 😱

What if there was only one pokemon but with 900 different patterns?

Squirtlenator March 6th, 2021 2:21 PM

there would be a lot of rage quitters

what if all animals could converse with us?

Starlight March 6th, 2021 2:24 PM

They'd be able to tell us when they're in pain.

What if the moon stopped reflecting the sun?

Roni March 7th, 2021 12:48 AM

we'd need a LOT of flashlights at 6pm.

what if there were 20 other planets in our solar system?

Starlight March 7th, 2021 11:42 AM

Solar system mobiles would be too heavy and fall on poor kiddies

What if golf balls were made of potatoes?

Roni March 8th, 2021 1:32 AM

Making mashed taters would be a sport instead of a job.

What if steel was soft like pillows?

ninestarryskies March 9th, 2021 11:39 AM

Then I would have the weirdest bed possible.

What if shoes and pants were one thing?

Roni March 9th, 2021 5:34 PM

i'd save a bit of money buying them both, but laundry day would suck

what if the entire world was 10c temperature?

Starlight March 10th, 2021 1:49 AM

10 year ago me would party. Present me would cry and cry and cry.

What if water was full of caffeine?

Megan March 10th, 2021 5:02 AM

I would never sleep again.

What if libraries sold pretzels?

Starlight March 10th, 2021 5:14 AM

They'd be musty old page flavour *yum*

What if sheep could talk? ;)

Roni March 10th, 2021 5:40 AM

i just had a conversation with her on Discord, what are you talkin' bout? :>

what if animals made sounds after their names like Pokemon in the anime?

ninestarryskies March 10th, 2021 8:15 AM

Coooooow!

Cat, cat, kitty-cat

Dog! Dogdogdog!

What if pancakes were alive?

Roni March 10th, 2021 6:47 PM

they wouldn't have very long lives if in the face of hungry people now hm?

what if everyone's necks were 2 feet tall?

Megan March 10th, 2021 9:40 PM

Then we would soon face a lawsuit brought up by giraffes for idea theft!

What if shouting caused an avalanche?

Roni March 11th, 2021 3:57 AM

if it means we get to have snow in this godforsaken country of mine, people would be ripping their vocal chords on the daily lmao.

what if our home planet was renamed to "Earf"?

Starlight March 12th, 2021 10:24 AM

My local dialect would rule the world!!! I mean t' earf.

What if pineapples are all reincarnated mangoes?

Megan March 14th, 2021 12:48 AM

Mango pizza...don't give me ideas Dx

What if ships could do a barrel roll?

ElBurrito March 14th, 2021 8:54 PM

Then maybe the Titanic wouldn't have hit that iceberg.

What if the recorder was the only instrument ever invented?

भाग्य ज्योति March 15th, 2021 1:46 AM

Then apples would be black!

What if everyone became millionaires?

Megan March 15th, 2021 3:31 AM

Then we would be back to the late 1920s. Well, better not, tbh.

What if Greenland was its own country?

भाग्य ज्योति March 15th, 2021 11:37 PM

They probably would rename it.

What if USSR reforms!

Roni March 16th, 2021 6:58 AM

Soviet Chess might be a thing again *shudders*

what if lowercase letters never existed?

Starlight March 16th, 2021 11:22 AM

WE WOULD ALL BE SHOUTING, EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME!!!!

What if ice cream was illegal where you live?

Squirtlenator March 16th, 2021 11:30 AM

I'd be behind ice cream bars

what if everything was upside down?

Starlight March 16th, 2021 11:34 AM

I'd be running from a demogorgon 😱

What if you could hear through your hands?


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