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x-rays would be decomissioned?
what if the floor was actually lava? |
All the hours of playing "the floor is lava" when I was young would pay off and I would be trained for this.
What if there was no sun? |
this guy's Twitter would make more sense
what if forums never went out of mainstream internet popularity? |
I'd be a lot happier :(
What if you could melt and solidify yourself at will? |
same :c
i'd be able to enter a lot of restricted areas and avoid arrest more easily. not that i would ofc, but... what if Earth was called Glorp? |
Than we would be the laughing stocks of the universe...Glorplings
What if the moon was made out of cheese? |
the moon would've completely disappeared by 1992.
what if pigs could fly? |
We're going to need a stronger umbrella
What if cars could fly? |
airline companies would do everything in their power to run that to the ground
what if all fat ladies could sing? |
Than the outcome of all events would be known or in other words "It's over"
What if the sun never set? |
We wouldn't have to worry about vampires... or Ash Ketchup.
What if Nintendo Switch screens were black & white? |
i might be able to afford one.
what if our fingers were naturally razor sharp? |
Everyone's profession would be a barber
What if we had tails? |
furries would feel a lot more at home
what if we had an ear on our forehead? |
We could hear everything in front of us
What if we could teleport? |
teachers and bosses wouldn't ever accept any reason for us being late anymore.
what if the Earth entered a blackhole? |
Don't know but, I don't want to find out
What if the rainbow was actually made of Skittles? |
Ritchie Blackmore would be diabetic.
What if golf clubs were made of rubber? |
Golfers couldn't break them in half when they miss a shot
What if vehicles actually ran on hopes and dreams? |
i'd want a vehicle even less than i do now
what if the plural of ox were actually oxes? |
rappers and poetics would have another word to rhyme with foxes and boxes
what if there was no winter - no snow? |
It'd be Florida!
What if hot dogs were actually made from puppies? |
😱😭😱😭😱😭😱😭 I take it that you're a cat person...
What if dollar bills actually grew on trees? |
the market would be in shambles within 3 days
what if there was a 10,000 dollar bill? |
I would tell the owner... CARD ONLY!
What if pepsi and coke put their products in each other's packaging for April fools? |
You mean they haven't done that already?
What if disgusting looking food tasted great and great looking food tasted gross? |
i'd be one of the healthiest people alive.
what if humans were accustomed to only eating one meal a week? |
We would have a lot more time on our hands to do other things and the money we'd save on groceries would also be a plus
What if we didn't need sleep? |
I'd still somehow get nothing done.
What if submarines were porous? |
They would sink...
What if we didn't need to eat? |
Chefs wouldn't exist!
What if you had to pay to go outside? |
i'd be saving so much money if ever
what if the internet never took off in popularity? |
We wouldn't be spamming in this forum trying to raise our VPP
What if we didn't have to pay taxes? |
taxe drivers would all go broke :3
what if Apple was called Steveroo Electronics when it was first founded? |
It would have failed way back then. Oh wait a minute, it did anyway 😈
What if slugs were really tasty? |
aren't they already a delicacy in France or smth? taste do be subjective huehue
what if everyone were 50% translucent? |
I'd have been able to see right through that volcano insurance salesman...
What if you could make an omelette without breaking any eggs? |
I'd question my life decisions.
What if they gave out free ice cream? |
i'd have diabetes by now
what if the concept of fast food never existed? |
Ronald Mcdonald would still be on his farm, ee-eye, ee-eye, oh.
What if purple felt like hot tastes? |
Than your avatar and post flair would be on fire
What if we could read minds? |
Bookmarks would be very painful!!!
What if your ISP banned you for life? |
the International Salami Providers? i'd go into deep depression if ever
what if acronyms as a concept was never accepted by society? |
than people would have to write out each word of each letter all the time...geez my wrists hurt - all this writing
what if fruits and vegetables were actually sentient? |
Then I would starve!
What if an unknown foreign conglomerate bought Disney and folded it into their existing operations? |
Then monopolization as Americans would know it could be over forever
What if all stations on the radio were talk and no music? |
they would be called talk shows
what if tires were squares instead of circles? |
jiggle physics would be better understood.
what if roads were made of rubber? |
we could bounce to places
what if it rained donuts? |
Then more people would like the rain :)
What if quiche was fried? |
I might consider eating it? Who knows
What if fried chicken never became a thing? |
The colonel would have stuck to his original plans of challenging santa for the title of father Christmas in a rap battle.
What if smokey caught the bandit? |
We would have a very boring movie about hauling beer
What if Thelma and Louise made the jump? |
They did. You can’t tell me any different 🙉
What if Princess Peach had brown hair? |
You mean Daisy?
what if Mario was bad? |
Wario wouldn't have needed to exist.
what if all buildings were required to have a disco ball on the ceiling? |
Life would be much more fun!
What if Darth Vader was neon yellow? |
Then he wouldn't feel so blue about his son.
What if this was the Matrix? |
Red pill or blue pill?
what if Alice never went through the looking glass? |
Then she wouldn't just be a figment of imagination would she? 😁
What if a phone charger "charged" you $5 each time you used it? |
technically it already does with the electricity bill, but if i have to pay on TOP of that, then by golly catch me just using a basic phone from here on out lol. those things' batteries still take weeks before they need charging right?
what if everyone had a built in autotune in their vocal chords? |
Modern pop music would sound much the same as it does now 😈
What if horses had 200 brake hydregion power? |
every single horse would have three heads and neigh in German. hey i actually like the sound of that let's make it real.
what if dogs and cats lived up to 300 years on average? |
Cats would rule the world and would have figured out how to enslave the dogs by then.
What if tomorrow was Sunday? |
i'd suddenly not be at my house :p
what if no one had depression? |
Psychologists would need to rent their couches out for TV parties!
What if the clock strikes 13? |
than we're all in trouble 😬
what if the sun rose in the west and set in the east? |
we'd all probably be walking backwards too or something
what if world leaders never existed? |
We wouldn't have had some sickening atrocities 😔
What if Elsa just let it go? |
a chain of events would've prevented Kristoff from meeting Anna, and thus my fave Disney couple would've ceased to exist ;-;
what if Shrek came out in 1977? |
He would have been a giant Yoda type character. What in my swamp are you doing?
What if the Northern lights had a switch? |
they'd happily be enjoying Pokemon Sword right about now :3
what if houses all had dome roofs? |
They'd kill this thread for a week!
What if sandwiches were illegal? |
then i'd be a heck of a rebel~
what if cats had two tails? |
No. Just no. Give them opposable thumbs before letting them have propellers 😱
What if there was only one pokemon but with 900 different patterns? |
there would be a lot of rage quitters
what if all animals could converse with us? |
They'd be able to tell us when they're in pain.
What if the moon stopped reflecting the sun? |
we'd need a LOT of flashlights at 6pm.
what if there were 20 other planets in our solar system? |
Solar system mobiles would be too heavy and fall on poor kiddies
What if golf balls were made of potatoes? |
Making mashed taters would be a sport instead of a job.
What if steel was soft like pillows? |
Then I would have the weirdest bed possible.
What if shoes and pants were one thing? |
i'd save a bit of money buying them both, but laundry day would suck
what if the entire world was 10c temperature? |
10 year ago me would party. Present me would cry and cry and cry.
What if water was full of caffeine? |
I would never sleep again.
What if libraries sold pretzels? |
They'd be musty old page flavour *yum*
What if sheep could talk? ;) |
i just had a conversation with her on Discord, what are you talkin' bout? :>
what if animals made sounds after their names like Pokemon in the anime? |
Coooooow!
Cat, cat, kitty-cat Dog! Dogdogdog! What if pancakes were alive? |
they wouldn't have very long lives if in the face of hungry people now hm?
what if everyone's necks were 2 feet tall? |
Then we would soon face a lawsuit brought up by giraffes for idea theft!
What if shouting caused an avalanche? |
if it means we get to have snow in this godforsaken country of mine, people would be ripping their vocal chords on the daily lmao.
what if our home planet was renamed to "Earf"? |
My local dialect would rule the world!!! I mean t' earf.
What if pineapples are all reincarnated mangoes? |
Mango pizza...don't give me ideas Dx
What if ships could do a barrel roll? |
Then maybe the Titanic wouldn't have hit that iceberg.
What if the recorder was the only instrument ever invented? |
Then apples would be black!
What if everyone became millionaires? |
Then we would be back to the late 1920s. Well, better not, tbh.
What if Greenland was its own country? |
They probably would rename it.
What if USSR reforms! |
Soviet Chess might be a thing again *shudders*
what if lowercase letters never existed? |
WE WOULD ALL BE SHOUTING, EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME!!!!
What if ice cream was illegal where you live? |
I'd be behind ice cream bars
what if everything was upside down? |
I'd be running from a demogorgon 😱
What if you could hear through your hands? |
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