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clapping would really hurt 👏
what if the grass was blue? |
They'd have to rename greens in golf! Then they'd have the blues! Sorry couldn't help myself ;)
What if snickers had a more sensible name? |
then we couldn't snicker at the name for how funny it sounds
what if we got chocolate milk straight from the cows? |
goats, carabaos, and buffalos will really need to step up then
what if the entire Earth was still one huge continent like Pangaea? |
Then we could play with the dinosaurs!
What if this is all just a simulation? |
if the actual real world is much more awful, then i guess i'm staying here...
what if all country names were palindromes? |
ABBA would sing all their national anthems!
What if no glass was see-through? |
we would be living in boxes with four walls
what if the wind never blew? |
Renewable energy would be more of a problem!
What if butter tasted like cabbage? |
"I can believe it's not butter" would be the new slogan
what if we could still wear onesies? |
Then people would stop giving me weird looks at the grocery store.
What if bears could fly? |
then they would fly south for the winter...to hibernate
what if stores never closed? |
Then retail workers would crawl up the ceiling.
What if doors were only accessible in one direction? |
All buildings would have one-way systems!
What if birds couldn't fly? |
Then seats on planes would be harder to get.
What if planets were actually cubes? |
Then flat Earthers would be partially correct, the Earth would indeed be flat, albeit on 6 sides instead of one.
What if everyone aged in reverse? |
anti ageing cream manufacturers would go out of business
what if water was red? |
The ocean would be a giant pool of blood.
What if snakes grew legs? |
they would be called lizards
what if dinosaurs were still around? |
The whippersnappers would have to find a new slur for old people.
What if candles never melted? |
Then the fire would probably get snuffed out pretty quick.
What if water and fire were reversed? |
bathrooms wouldn't need lights, think about it.
what if neck ties went down all the way to our knees? |
then they would be a tripping hazard
what if it literally rained cats and dogs? |
PETA would have a field day gathering all of them up and mass killing them later when they can't find them homes
what if traffic cones were 8 feet tall? |
people wouldn't have any accuse to hit them
what if cats really did have nine lives? |
Cats would out-live turtles
What if we could drink salt water? |
we can, it's just we shouldn't
what if there was no low income class? |
Then you wouldn't be able to ask that question.
What if we sat on food and ate furniture? |
we'd constantly be full and our pants constantly soiled
what if we used needles instead of chopsticks? |
I'd have no tongue left and pinhead would be absolutely delighted!
What if all phones came with a stylus? |
I'd break the screens on them a lot faster than usual.
What if we still used clay tablets instead of paper? |
carrying all my book reports to school would've given me spinal injuries years ago
what if phones only took 10 seconds to charge fully? |
Then I would question why we can have that for phones but not for car batteries, etc.
What if salt actually tasted sweet? |
sugar would have to taste like something else then, and it can't be salty anymore bcs that means something else. things would just get downright confusing...
what if honey was neon green? |
it would bee a lot easier to find
what if we didn't have to pay bills? |
You pay your bills? Then I'd probably have to stop selling my neighbor's things on e-bay.
What if houses never existed? |
everyone would hate rain to this day
what if everything was twice as big as it currently is? and i mean everything |
Then we may not notice a difference. This results in the perpetual pondering of whether or not everything as we know it as doubled in size at some point in time and we’ve just been oblivious to such an event due to everything still remaining to scale.
What if philosophers studied the culinary arts instead of philosophy? |
We would still have no clue on how to live our life. But at least we'd have a lot more cool recipes for meals.
What if we referred to "animals" as "monsters" instead? |
Then people would stop judging me for stuffing them all in my pocket.
What if humans hatched from eggs like birds? |
Then my theory of humans in the Pokemon world would finally make sense!
What if we actually lived underwater? |
Then there’d be a myth about a legendary city that rose out of the sea and disappeared on land.
What if all of the Earth’s layers were inside out, with the atmosphere being the innermost layer and the outermost layer being molten metal? |
Then people wouldn't live there.
What if apples tasted like oranges? |
then apples would be called red oranges
what if people could fly |
then we wouldn't need airplanes
what if the sky was falling |
then there would be clouds on the ground
what if the ground just... went up? |
Then my fear of heights would get very confusing.
What if the world's electricity was powered by hamsters on wheels? |
Then we would sell cute energy instead of green one.
What if the sun was actually a cube? |
Flat earthers would be sphere-earthers then. (opposing everyone once again)
What if Kecleon never existed. |
nothing.
what if the roads were yellow bricks? |
Sandstones would be Red Marbles.
What if Lugia defeated Arceus? |
Then it would need a lot of time getting back home to Johto!
What if tank controls in video games were the norm? |
since they are the norm, no one would be the wiser
what if the work week was only two days and the weekend was five? |
Then I'd be less annoyed by having to survive it.
What if plants were blue instead of green? |
It would mean that chlorophyll would behave differently and would absorb the red and green light while reflecting the blue light
what if the atmosphere was comprised of O3 like before? |
Then we would have more O to burn!
What if the economy actually cared about their customers? |
There'd be no bacon cause pigs would be able to fly away.
What if seaweed was called deeweed? |
It would have a glorious time, but always wake up with a hangover.
What if buoys sent out information to beings on other planets? |
Oh buoy, the consequences would be out of this world. The aliens would either be helpful and provide us with the knowledge to advance as a civilization, or they would invade and probably eat us as I'm sure they crave something meteor than vegetation. Or they might just ignore the message and not comet all.
What if all the dirt on the planet turned into lettuce? |
There'd be no more famine, but no flowers, trees, other crops etc. either. We'd all live, and eat, very boringly in a green leafy world.
What if treadmills always went backwards? |
Then they'd lose sight of what's in front of them!
What if all conflicts were resolved by jumping ropes? |
Then all the world's most influential people would be athletic.
What if all bread was replaced with deep-fried cheese curds? |
We'd probably all be healthier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What if I didn't ask a question right now? |
Then I wouldn't answer it right now.
What if there was meaning in life? |
Then there would be no life, all life is born from chaos after all!
What if there were no criminals? |
the world would be a better place
what if snow fell in three seasons instead of just the one? |
What's the point in living. Nuke the Earth and be done with it.
What if the concept of Time was erased? |
Then the concept of space would also cease to exist.
What if Digimon had actually won over Pokemon back in the day? |
We'd be spamming on Digicommunity to raise our VDPs!
What if nobody could ever have another haircut? |
Braids would become a lot more popular.
What if TV networks didn't air any commercials? |
There'd be a lot more subscription services!
What if Sunday was optional? |
People would have one day weekends, so they still wouldn't skip it.
What if everyone could find a job? |
then the economic state of the world would be in much better shape
what if politicians were actually honest? |
Then the world would be boring...and a better place.
What if waterfalls would go up? |
They'd be called water-rises! I have actually seen this happen btw. The gale force winds were so strong, it was pushing the water up!
What if spaghetti was made from beans? |
Beanghetti! highly nutritious! Better hope your bowels can take it though.
What if dolphins could fly? |
Then all they'd say is "So long and thanks for all the fish" and then fly off.
What if people were secretly animals? |
You mean we're not? 😱
What if dogs and cats were in charge of the world ? |
Aren't they already? Ask any cat owner and they'll tell you how it is! But I guess a cat president sounds funny enough.
What if pizza was actually candy in disguise? |
It wouldn't be as filling and people would eat even more of it. Obesity for everyone!
What if this post was a mirage? |
then my response is also a mirage
what if pigs could fly |
Then everything was possible!
What if you were trapped in a world of abstract colors? |
I wouldn't need my rose colored glasses anymore
what if I could hold my breathe for a very long time |
you could be a very good diver! reach for the depths! Explore where no squirtlenator has gone before!
What if mayonnaise was a solid? |
I still wouldn't eat it 🤢
What if Italy wasn't shaped like a boot? |
Then the Roman Empire wouldn't have stomped on all their enemies for so long.
What if time suddenly moved backwards? |
then everything would be reversed. you don't age, you get younger. Eventually everything stops.
Sadly it also means the waste products generally tossed out on top of the toilets would go back in instead. 😱 What if people had an extra pair of arms? |
then we would be crown princes or princesses of Outworld and enter tournaments for the fate of the realms or be champions of Pokemon grand prix. You choose
what if food fell from the sky when it rained? |
There'd be no more hunger, at least in places that get rain anyway <3
What if the Beatles never were? |
Some other band (probably named the Ladybugs) would have taken their place.
What if grasshoppers were as big as cows? |
there would be no vegetation left on Earth
what if we aged in reverse (Benjamin Button)? |
We'd all be a lot wiser in our teenage years!
What if Star Wars and Star Trek had a crossover? |
Then I, as a Star Gate fan, would be very sad to be excluded.
What if the ultimate cookie recipe would be invented? |
Then they would monopolize the cookie market. All other cookie makers would go bankrupt, and then the cookie mafia would make everyone offers they couldn't refuse!
What if people's noses grew when lying? |
TRANSPARENCY in ALL fields and works of life.
what if everyone could get along? |
Then people would probably still not do it because some would ignore it out of principle.
What if the void was humanities end goal all along? |
Then we should just blow up the planet and be done with it 😅
What if nintendo didn't exist? |
We'd all be posting somewhere else! My life would also be very, very, different, for a couple of reasons, and no, I'm not telling ya why!
What if the moon landings were actually faked? |
All the conspiracy theorists would be jumping for joy! They get proven right so seldom (if they even have been at all, idk), you betcha they'd party hard!
What if Ash Ketchup would tell us why her life would be very, very different due to nintendo not existing? No, I'm not gonna do that you, but couldn't resist a tease =3 What if Gary Oak was the protagonist of pokemon instead? |
Eevee would have been the mascot of the franchise!
What if we're never allowed to stop wearing masks? |
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