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Squirtlenator March 16th, 2021 11:39 AM

clapping would really hurt 👏

what if the grass was blue?

Starlight March 16th, 2021 1:47 PM

They'd have to rename greens in golf! Then they'd have the blues! Sorry couldn't help myself ;)

What if snickers had a more sensible name?

Squirtlenator March 16th, 2021 1:51 PM

then we couldn't snicker at the name for how funny it sounds



what if we got chocolate milk straight from the cows?

Roni March 16th, 2021 7:46 PM

goats, carabaos, and buffalos will really need to step up then

what if the entire Earth was still one huge continent like Pangaea?

Megan March 16th, 2021 9:40 PM

Then we could play with the dinosaurs!

What if this is all just a simulation?

Roni March 17th, 2021 6:09 AM

if the actual real world is much more awful, then i guess i'm staying here...

what if all country names were palindromes?

Starlight March 19th, 2021 2:07 PM

ABBA would sing all their national anthems!

What if no glass was see-through?

Squirtlenator March 19th, 2021 2:12 PM

we would be living in boxes with four walls

what if the wind never blew?

Starlight March 19th, 2021 2:24 PM

Renewable energy would be more of a problem!

What if butter tasted like cabbage?

Squirtlenator March 19th, 2021 2:29 PM

"I can believe it's not butter" would be the new slogan

what if we could still wear onesies?

ElBurrito March 20th, 2021 12:05 PM

Then people would stop giving me weird looks at the grocery store.

What if bears could fly?

Squirtlenator March 20th, 2021 12:21 PM

then they would fly south for the winter...to hibernate

what if stores never closed?

Megan March 20th, 2021 9:47 PM

Then retail workers would crawl up the ceiling.

What if doors were only accessible in one direction?

Starlight March 21st, 2021 4:27 AM

All buildings would have one-way systems!

What if birds couldn't fly?

Megan March 21st, 2021 5:41 AM

Then seats on planes would be harder to get.

What if planets were actually cubes?

ElBurrito March 21st, 2021 10:14 AM

Then flat Earthers would be partially correct, the Earth would indeed be flat, albeit on 6 sides instead of one.

What if everyone aged in reverse?

Squirtlenator March 21st, 2021 10:35 AM

anti ageing cream manufacturers would go out of business

what if water was red?

RadEmpoleon March 21st, 2021 12:11 PM

The ocean would be a giant pool of blood.

What if snakes grew legs?

Squirtlenator March 21st, 2021 12:43 PM

they would be called lizards

what if dinosaurs were still around?

Starlight March 21st, 2021 1:13 PM

The whippersnappers would have to find a new slur for old people.

What if candles never melted?

ElBurrito March 21st, 2021 5:39 PM

Then the fire would probably get snuffed out pretty quick.

What if water and fire were reversed?

Roni March 22nd, 2021 12:15 AM

bathrooms wouldn't need lights, think about it.

what if neck ties went down all the way to our knees?

Squirtlenator March 22nd, 2021 7:03 AM

then they would be a tripping hazard

what if it literally rained cats and dogs?

Roni March 22nd, 2021 7:24 AM

PETA would have a field day gathering all of them up and mass killing them later when they can't find them homes

what if traffic cones were 8 feet tall?

Squirtlenator March 22nd, 2021 8:11 AM

people wouldn't have any accuse to hit them


what if cats really did have nine lives?

RadEmpoleon March 22nd, 2021 2:33 PM

Cats would out-live turtles

What if we could drink salt water?

Squirtlenator March 22nd, 2021 2:37 PM

we can, it's just we shouldn't


what if there was no low income class?

ElBurrito March 22nd, 2021 6:06 PM

Then you wouldn't be able to ask that question.

What if we sat on food and ate furniture?

Roni March 22nd, 2021 7:07 PM

we'd constantly be full and our pants constantly soiled

what if we used needles instead of chopsticks?

Starlight March 23rd, 2021 5:03 AM

I'd have no tongue left and pinhead would be absolutely delighted!

What if all phones came with a stylus?

ElBurrito March 23rd, 2021 6:45 AM

I'd break the screens on them a lot faster than usual.

What if we still used clay tablets instead of paper?

Roni March 23rd, 2021 7:12 AM

carrying all my book reports to school would've given me spinal injuries years ago

what if phones only took 10 seconds to charge fully?

Megan March 24th, 2021 1:53 AM

Then I would question why we can have that for phones but not for car batteries, etc.

What if salt actually tasted sweet?

Roni March 24th, 2021 6:42 AM

sugar would have to taste like something else then, and it can't be salty anymore bcs that means something else. things would just get downright confusing...

what if honey was neon green?

Squirtlenator March 24th, 2021 4:45 PM

it would bee a lot easier to find

what if we didn't have to pay bills?

ElBurrito March 24th, 2021 8:52 PM

You pay your bills? Then I'd probably have to stop selling my neighbor's things on e-bay.

What if houses never existed?

Roni March 25th, 2021 1:36 AM

everyone would hate rain to this day

what if everything was twice as big as it currently is?

and i mean everything

ElBurrito March 26th, 2021 8:39 PM

Then we may not notice a difference. This results in the perpetual pondering of whether or not everything as we know it as doubled in size at some point in time and we’ve just been oblivious to such an event due to everything still remaining to scale.

What if philosophers studied the culinary arts instead of philosophy?

Megan March 28th, 2021 1:35 AM

We would still have no clue on how to live our life. But at least we'd have a lot more cool recipes for meals.

What if we referred to "animals" as "monsters" instead?

ElBurrito March 28th, 2021 6:35 AM

Then people would stop judging me for stuffing them all in my pocket.

What if humans hatched from eggs like birds?

Megan March 28th, 2021 8:43 PM

Then my theory of humans in the Pokemon world would finally make sense!

What if we actually lived underwater?

ElBurrito March 28th, 2021 9:10 PM

Then there’d be a myth about a legendary city that rose out of the sea and disappeared on land.

What if all of the Earth’s layers were inside out, with the atmosphere being the innermost layer and the outermost layer being molten metal?

Megan April 13th, 2021 7:01 AM

Then people wouldn't live there.

What if apples tasted like oranges?

pokemon fan person April 13th, 2021 7:09 AM

then apples would be called red oranges
what if people could fly

Squirtlenator April 13th, 2021 7:11 AM

then we wouldn't need airplanes

what if the sky was falling

pokemon fan person April 13th, 2021 7:13 AM

then there would be clouds on the ground
what if the ground just... went up?

ElBurrito April 13th, 2021 6:22 PM

Then my fear of heights would get very confusing.

What if the world's electricity was powered by hamsters on wheels?

Megan April 13th, 2021 8:44 PM

Then we would sell cute energy instead of green one.

What if the sun was actually a cube?

भाग्य ज्योति April 14th, 2021 4:52 AM

Flat earthers would be sphere-earthers then. (opposing everyone once again)

What if Kecleon never existed.

Squirtlenator April 14th, 2021 7:43 AM

nothing.

what if the roads were yellow bricks?

भाग्य ज्योति April 14th, 2021 7:52 AM

Sandstones would be Red Marbles.

What if Lugia defeated Arceus?

Megan April 14th, 2021 8:52 PM

Then it would need a lot of time getting back home to Johto!

What if tank controls in video games were the norm?

Squirtlenator April 19th, 2021 5:31 PM

since they are the norm, no one would be the wiser

what if the work week was only two days and the weekend was five?

Megan April 19th, 2021 7:14 PM

Then I'd be less annoyed by having to survive it.

What if plants were blue instead of green?

Squirtlenator April 20th, 2021 6:55 AM

It would mean that chlorophyll would behave differently and would absorb the red and green light while reflecting the blue light

what if the atmosphere was comprised of O3 like before?

Megan April 20th, 2021 7:10 PM

Then we would have more O to burn!

What if the economy actually cared about their customers?

Starlight April 30th, 2021 7:28 PM

There'd be no bacon cause pigs would be able to fly away.

What if seaweed was called deeweed?

Megan April 30th, 2021 8:50 PM

It would have a glorious time, but always wake up with a hangover.

What if buoys sent out information to beings on other planets?

ElBurrito April 30th, 2021 10:20 PM

Oh buoy, the consequences would be out of this world. The aliens would either be helpful and provide us with the knowledge to advance as a civilization, or they would invade and probably eat us as I'm sure they crave something meteor than vegetation. Or they might just ignore the message and not comet all.

What if all the dirt on the planet turned into lettuce?

Starlight May 1st, 2021 5:48 AM

There'd be no more famine, but no flowers, trees, other crops etc. either. We'd all live, and eat, very boringly in a green leafy world.

What if treadmills always went backwards?

Megan May 1st, 2021 8:29 PM

Then they'd lose sight of what's in front of them!

What if all conflicts were resolved by jumping ropes?

donavannj May 1st, 2021 10:11 PM

Then all the world's most influential people would be athletic.

What if all bread was replaced with deep-fried cheese curds?

Starlight May 2nd, 2021 7:39 AM

We'd probably all be healthier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What if I didn't ask a question right now?

Megan May 2nd, 2021 7:27 PM

Then I wouldn't answer it right now.

What if there was meaning in life?

ReKoil May 3rd, 2021 6:00 AM

Then there would be no life, all life is born from chaos after all!

What if there were no criminals?

Squirtlenator May 3rd, 2021 3:14 PM

the world would be a better place

what if snow fell in three seasons instead of just the one?

Arcaneum May 3rd, 2021 4:06 PM

What's the point in living. Nuke the Earth and be done with it.

What if the concept of Time was erased?

Megan May 3rd, 2021 8:44 PM

Then the concept of space would also cease to exist.

What if Digimon had actually won over Pokemon back in the day?

Starlight May 4th, 2021 5:36 AM

We'd be spamming on Digicommunity to raise our VDPs!

What if nobody could ever have another haircut?

ReKoil May 4th, 2021 10:50 AM

Braids would become a lot more popular.

What if TV networks didn't air any commercials?

Starlight May 4th, 2021 10:58 AM

There'd be a lot more subscription services!

What if Sunday was optional?

ReKoil May 4th, 2021 12:20 PM

People would have one day weekends, so they still wouldn't skip it.

What if everyone could find a job?

Squirtlenator May 4th, 2021 2:08 PM

then the economic state of the world would be in much better shape

what if politicians were actually honest?

Megan May 4th, 2021 8:41 PM

Then the world would be boring...and a better place.

What if waterfalls would go up?

Starlight May 5th, 2021 5:35 AM

They'd be called water-rises! I have actually seen this happen btw. The gale force winds were so strong, it was pushing the water up!

What if spaghetti was made from beans?

ReKoil May 5th, 2021 9:05 AM

Beanghetti! highly nutritious! Better hope your bowels can take it though.

What if dolphins could fly?

Megan May 5th, 2021 8:42 PM

Then all they'd say is "So long and thanks for all the fish" and then fly off.

What if people were secretly animals?

ReKoil May 6th, 2021 10:39 AM

You mean we're not? 😱

What if dogs and cats were in charge of the world ?

Megan May 6th, 2021 7:06 PM

Aren't they already? Ask any cat owner and they'll tell you how it is! But I guess a cat president sounds funny enough.

What if pizza was actually candy in disguise?

ReKoil May 7th, 2021 8:47 AM

It wouldn't be as filling and people would eat even more of it. Obesity for everyone!

What if this post was a mirage?

Squirtlenator May 7th, 2021 4:09 PM

then my response is also a mirage

what if pigs could fly

Megan May 7th, 2021 8:27 PM

Then everything was possible!

What if you were trapped in a world of abstract colors?

Squirtlenator May 8th, 2021 7:01 AM

I wouldn't need my rose colored glasses anymore

what if I could hold my breathe for a very long time

ReKoil May 8th, 2021 7:30 AM

you could be a very good diver! reach for the depths! Explore where no squirtlenator has gone before!

What if mayonnaise was a solid?

Starlight May 8th, 2021 7:20 PM

I still wouldn't eat it 🤢

What if Italy wasn't shaped like a boot?

Megan May 8th, 2021 7:50 PM

Then the Roman Empire wouldn't have stomped on all their enemies for so long.

What if time suddenly moved backwards?

ReKoil May 9th, 2021 4:32 AM

then everything would be reversed. you don't age, you get younger. Eventually everything stops.
Sadly it also means the waste products generally tossed out on top of the toilets would go back in instead. 😱

What if people had an extra pair of arms?

Squirtlenator May 9th, 2021 7:07 AM

then we would be crown princes or princesses of Outworld and enter tournaments for the fate of the realms or be champions of Pokemon grand prix. You choose

what if food fell from the sky when it rained?

Starlight May 9th, 2021 9:11 AM

There'd be no more hunger, at least in places that get rain anyway <3

What if the Beatles never were?

ReKoil May 9th, 2021 10:34 AM

Some other band (probably named the Ladybugs) would have taken their place.

What if grasshoppers were as big as cows?

Squirtlenator May 9th, 2021 2:00 PM

there would be no vegetation left on Earth

what if we aged in reverse (Benjamin Button)?

Starlight May 9th, 2021 5:01 PM

We'd all be a lot wiser in our teenage years!

What if Star Wars and Star Trek had a crossover?

Megan May 9th, 2021 6:57 PM

Then I, as a Star Gate fan, would be very sad to be excluded.

What if the ultimate cookie recipe would be invented?

ReKoil May 10th, 2021 4:03 AM

Then they would monopolize the cookie market. All other cookie makers would go bankrupt, and then the cookie mafia would make everyone offers they couldn't refuse!

What if people's noses grew when lying?

Squirtlenator May 10th, 2021 4:18 PM

TRANSPARENCY in ALL fields and works of life.

what if everyone could get along?

Megan May 10th, 2021 6:46 PM

Then people would probably still not do it because some would ignore it out of principle.

What if the void was humanities end goal all along?

ReKoil May 11th, 2021 6:53 AM

Then we should just blow up the planet and be done with it 😅

What if nintendo didn't exist?

Starlight May 11th, 2021 5:15 PM

We'd all be posting somewhere else! My life would also be very, very, different, for a couple of reasons, and no, I'm not telling ya why!

What if the moon landings were actually faked?

ReKoil May 12th, 2021 6:30 AM

All the conspiracy theorists would be jumping for joy! They get proven right so seldom (if they even have been at all, idk), you betcha they'd party hard!

What if Ash Ketchup would tell us why her life would be very, very different due to nintendo not existing? No, I'm not gonna do that you, but couldn't resist a tease =3

What if Gary Oak was the protagonist of pokemon instead?

Starlight May 15th, 2021 4:34 AM

Eevee would have been the mascot of the franchise!

What if we're never allowed to stop wearing masks?


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