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clapping would really hurt 👏
what if the grass was blue? |
They'd have to rename greens in golf! Then they'd have the blues! Sorry couldn't help myself ;)
What if snickers had a more sensible name? |
then we couldn't snicker at the name for how funny it sounds
what if we got chocolate milk straight from the cows? |
goats, carabaos, and buffalos will really need to step up then
what if the entire Earth was still one huge continent like Pangaea? |
Then we could play with the dinosaurs!
What if this is all just a simulation? |
if the actual real world is much more awful, then i guess i'm staying here...
what if all country names were palindromes? |
ABBA would sing all their national anthems!
What if no glass was see-through? |
we would be living in boxes with four walls
what if the wind never blew? |
Renewable energy would be more of a problem!
What if butter tasted like cabbage? |
"I can believe it's not butter" would be the new slogan
what if we could still wear onesies? |
Then people would stop giving me weird looks at the grocery store.
What if bears could fly? |
then they would fly south for the winter...to hibernate
what if stores never closed? |
Then retail workers would crawl up the ceiling.
What if doors were only accessible in one direction? |
All buildings would have one-way systems!
What if birds couldn't fly? |
Then seats on planes would be harder to get.
What if planets were actually cubes? |
Then flat Earthers would be partially correct, the Earth would indeed be flat, albeit on 6 sides instead of one.
What if everyone aged in reverse? |
anti ageing cream manufacturers would go out of business
what if water was red? |
The ocean would be a giant pool of blood.
What if snakes grew legs? |
they would be called lizards
what if dinosaurs were still around? |
The whippersnappers would have to find a new slur for old people.
What if candles never melted? |
Then the fire would probably get snuffed out pretty quick.
What if water and fire were reversed? |
bathrooms wouldn't need lights, think about it.
what if neck ties went down all the way to our knees? |
then they would be a tripping hazard
what if it literally rained cats and dogs? |
PETA would have a field day gathering all of them up and mass killing them later when they can't find them homes
what if traffic cones were 8 feet tall? |
people wouldn't have any accuse to hit them
what if cats really did have nine lives? |
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