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Best/Cringiest Pickup Lines
just a thread to post your best and/or your most cringiest pick up lines, nothing else to say, have fun.
Bonus points if you can get a conversation going of just pick up lines only |
damn girl, are you an FDA approved respiratory mask?
because i need you on my face right now |
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“I lost my phone number, can I have yours?”
“If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?” |
What about: "Hey girl, are you trash? Because I want to take you out."
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goodness me, almost made me swoon with that one. think i might have to sit in this dumpster for a spell while I compose myself from these womanly hysterics! |
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"Of all your curves, your smile is my favorite." |
can I take a picture? Because my family and friends are never gonna believe that I saw an angel
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I've heard a few that will NOT be going on a family friendly forum 😂
How about... You must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you! |
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the word of the day is "legs". why don't we go back to my place and spread the word? |
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
You guys are so going home alone btw 😂 |
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"hey girl, are you a laptop? because you're pretty darn hot even though you're just sitting there." |
Damn girl are you roni because whenever I see you I have an uncontrollable urge to cry and make sacrifices in the woods
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As for me, leaving your number instead of a tip at a restaurant. I have seen this done. |
Well here I am, what were your two other wishes?
Now I'm not a photographer, but I don't need to be to picture us together. Are you a campfire? 'Cause you're kinda hot and I want s'more. |
You can call me Rick Astley, because I'm never gonna give you up.
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I'd order a pizza for both of us, but you're already taking a pizza my heart
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"Your eyes are the same colour as my ferrari"
If you got a green ferrari mate, GTFOH! |
“I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.”
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Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants!
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NOT A PICKUP LINE
I entered this thread without knowing what a pickup line was. Now after going through it, I am wiser than I was before I entered this thread. Keep going! Quote:
Edit: I still don't understand some of them :| |
i have some fine ones
if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you if you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine |
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