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FlameChrome February 23rd, 2021 2:37 PM

Best/Cringiest Pickup Lines
 
just a thread to post your best and/or your most cringiest pick up lines, nothing else to say, have fun.

Bonus points if you can get a conversation going of just pick up lines only

Roni February 23rd, 2021 7:53 PM

damn girl, are you an FDA approved respiratory mask?

because i need you on my face right now

RadEmpoleon February 24th, 2021 4:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roni (Post 10292362)
damn girl, are you an FDA approved respiratory mask?

because i need you on my face right now

I don't think anything can top this one haha

Fairy February 24th, 2021 6:56 AM

“I lost my phone number, can I have yours?”

“If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?”

amberstar2604 February 24th, 2021 7:00 AM

What about: "Hey girl, are you trash? Because I want to take you out."

Fairy February 24th, 2021 7:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amberstar2604 (Post 10292641)
What about: "Hey girl, are you trash? Because I want to take you out."

*fans self*
goodness me, almost made me swoon with that one. think i might have to sit in this dumpster for a spell while I compose myself from these womanly hysterics!

Roni February 24th, 2021 7:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amberstar2604 (Post 10292641)
What about: "Hey girl, are you trash? Because I want to take you out."

risky, but might pay off real well

"Of all your curves, your smile is my favorite."

Squirtlenator February 24th, 2021 7:32 AM

can I take a picture? Because my family and friends are never gonna believe that I saw an angel

Starlight February 24th, 2021 7:47 AM

I've heard a few that will NOT be going on a family friendly forum 😂

How about... You must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you!

Roni February 24th, 2021 7:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10292701)
I've heard a few that will NOT be going on a family friendly forum 😂

non family friendly pickup lines are the best!

the word of the day is "legs".

why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?

Starlight February 24th, 2021 8:01 AM

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

You guys are so going home alone btw 😂

Roni February 24th, 2021 8:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10292742)
You guys are so going home alone btw 😂

good. nothing different from what i already experience then :p

"hey girl, are you a laptop? because you're pretty darn hot even though you're just sitting there."

Inky February 24th, 2021 2:13 PM

Damn girl are you roni because whenever I see you I have an uncontrollable urge to cry and make sacrifices in the woods

Sothis February 24th, 2021 5:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roni (Post 10292362)
damn girl, are you an FDA approved respiratory mask?

because i need you on my face right now

Hi, I'm coming to ban you.

As for me, leaving your number instead of a tip at a restaurant. I have seen this done.

Arcaneum February 24th, 2021 5:37 PM

Well here I am, what were your two other wishes?

Now I'm not a photographer, but I don't need to be to picture us together.

Are you a campfire? 'Cause you're kinda hot and I want s'more.

RadEmpoleon February 24th, 2021 5:57 PM

You can call me Rick Astley, because I'm never gonna give you up.

Mercurybro February 24th, 2021 6:02 PM

I'd order a pizza for both of us, but you're already taking a pizza my heart

Starlight February 24th, 2021 6:07 PM

"Your eyes are the same colour as my ferrari"

If you got a green ferrari mate, GTFOH!

Fairy February 24th, 2021 6:10 PM

“I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.”

gimmepie February 24th, 2021 7:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairy (Post 10293389)
“I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.”

Just when I think the first reply in the thread is the best one, I see this. Well played.

Fairy February 24th, 2021 7:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimmepie (Post 10293558)
Just when I think the first reply in the thread is the best one, I see this. Well played.

bows

Starlight February 24th, 2021 7:36 PM

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants!


🤢

Fairy February 24th, 2021 8:17 PM

https://i.imgur.com/R852Mg6.png

Soaring Sid February 24th, 2021 8:49 PM

NOT A PICKUP LINE

I entered this thread without knowing what a pickup line was.

Now after going through it, I am wiser than I was before I entered this thread. Keep going!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury (Post 10293380)
I'd order a pizza for both of us, but you're already taking a pizza my heart

That was an impressive pun and it was hilarious too!

Edit: I still don't understand some of them :|

Austin February 24th, 2021 10:08 PM

i have some fine ones

if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple
are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you
if you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine


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