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The vending machine gives you a receipt and reminds you that if you do not pick it back up within 48 hours after cleaning, that the dress will be sold off.
Spoiler:
*insert chocolate egg* Quote:
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The Vending Machine turns into an incubator and a chocolate chicken hatches from the egg. Now you're in a dilemma: do you eat the chocolate chicken or do you wait until it lays more chocolate eggs?
*inserts longest toilet paper roll in the world* |
The vending machine gets clogged and someone had to call the plummer to pull it out like one of those rainbow clown scarfs. they're charging you for property damage.
*inserts a nice sweater* |
The vending machine donates it to charity for you =3
*inserts Redstone Dust and a Repeater* |
*inserts Redstone Dust and a repeater*
The repeater just caused a repeat. Well, onto the next person. |
Unfortunately, the distance was too high. So nothing happened.
*inserts candy* |
Quote:
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*inserts hand written note* |
You get a free calligraphy lesson from Vending Machine sensei!
*insert a roll of peppermints* |
You get a lot of foam. Thanks for ruining another cola vending machine! Dx
*inserts IOU* |
You get your picture on the vending machine wall of shame for trying to scam it. They all know now, they are one!
*inserts VW camper hubcap* |
You get a construction set to make your own VW camper!
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*insert common sense cents * |
You get some regular candy bar.
*inserts coin* |
You get bitcoin!
Not even kidding, it's literally a coin bitten in half by a human inside with teeth of steel. :O *inserts user Starlight* |
You get Stardust ! 😱
how could you?! *inserts Healing Potion 😊 * |
You get a Mana Potion. Was it really worth the trade, though?
*inserts loin cloth* |
You get your very own Tarzan! loin cloth
*inserts frog* |
Quote:
*inserts vending machine* |
You get a vending machine Inception!
*inserts maid costume* |
You get a recording of you barging into a Glaceon's home and forcing him to wear a maid outfit 😏
*inserts TARDIS replica* |
Your vending machine turns into a time-bending machine! What chaos have you unleashed?...
*inserts sticky toffee pudding* |
You glued the coin slot shut. Now, nobody can get anything from it, anymore. You also get nothing. Well, if you wait long enough you will probably be able to watch someone clean it again. They probably have something better to do in life. Like, not being forced to clean the dirt that others caused. Maybe they wanted to be a doctor? That would have allowed them to have a better income to support their family. The family they barely can feed with their cleaning job. A job that still takes away the majority of their life time. Time they will never get back. It's a hard job and it's not satisfying but they have to do it. because you poured putting into the machine. I hope you're happy now. :(
*inserts map* |
The Vending Machine slaps on a 'you are here' sticker and hands it back to you 😉
*inserts a secret recipe for a chocolate bar* |
You get what looks like eyes made of starlight twinkling inside the machine. You then hear what appears to be a metal door opening and slamming shut again. Quickly hastening footsteps trail off into the distance. You catch cold waiting for the gift that never comes...
*inserts shampoo* |
The Vending Machine starts jumping around and you hear someone singing inside. It sounds like they're taking a shower. Then you hear a loud "ping" sound as if something is ready. The door opens and someone hands you a clean T-Shirt.
*inserts sand castle* |
You get this:
Spoiler:
Now you can go make more! The VM does request exclusive rights to selling off your sand castles, though.... *inserts empty batteries* |
You gain fullness.
*inserts a flat earther* |
You get a very flat earther. The vending machine's best friend is a satellite 😈
*inserts bingo card* |
You get it back but with the middle field crossed out. Well, it was crossed out at the beginning. But now it's even more crossed out. Seems like your luck isn't particularly good today.
*inserts someone else's credit card* |
You get sued for credit card fraud. You then get sent to a free room with two meals a day and a built in toilet that you're not allowed to leave!
*inserts a map to aid Megan's jailbreak* |
You get a metal file and some cake mix...
*inserts chicken* |
You get an Easter egg. And it's almost Christmas, too! :D
*inserts random number* |
You get the timetable of a bus route. Because sometimes it feels like they made it up at random~
*inserts hair dye* |
You get it back, but it's contaminated hair dye. It makes hair die. Baldness extends a welcoming hand.
*inserts a ninja* |
You get a throwing star. Be careful, Starlight might want it back.
*inserts an essay on why Vending Machines should be kept around* |
You get another Vending machine that was hiding inside. And that Vending Machine gives you another Vending Machine. You can guess where is this is going.
*inserts Möbius band* |
You get a broken vending machine!!! What? You really think it could hold old Möbius, a bass player, a drummer with full drum kit, a keyboardist, two guitarists and a backing singer? Shame on you! Now where will I get my fix of infinitely looping songs from Megan?
*inserts Megan's hammer* |
The VM bans everyone who posts here because it wants some peace and quiet.
*insert peace dove* |
You get apprehended for animal abuse. But the good news is: turns out you were the villain of the world all along. And now everyone is living in peace! :D
*inserts metal disc with a number on it* |
You get your drinks taken to the table number on the disc...
*inserts boater hat* |
You get a sailor's tongue!
*inserts hundreds of computer cables* |
The machine cuts and combines the cables and makes a bunch of Xurkitree models!
Remember to split the profit 😉 *inserts steam keys that have already been redeemed* 😈 |
You don't get your Steam account back because it turns out those aren't redeemed by yourself. But the machine takes them anyway.
*inserts poster* |
Here's a nice new toaster.
*inserts cookie dough* |
a burning smell comes from the machine. alas, our poor cookies may not have survived...
*inserts a double bass* |
The VM sells them to some guy who takes a picture with them and pretends he caught them himself:
Spoiler:
*inserts an essay on chocolate, written on empty wrappers* |
You get high cholesterol ;(
*inserts picture of PC* |
You get the selfie thread.
*inserts maple syrup* |
You get a weird bear wearing a weird red flag 🤔
Spoiler:
*Inserts empty coconut* |
You get a medal of honor. Somehow you managed to empty a coconut. That's quite the achievement!
*inserts sickness that I don't need <_<* |
You get a vaccine for it! Just wait a few months/years~
*inserts my Synthetic Biology notebook* |
The VM uses it to redesign itself so it can go on a conquest and make humankind subservient to it. Praise be lord Vendicus!
*inserts dictionary from 50 years ago* |
You get my poetry 😅
*inserts crumpled fedora* |
You get paper hat!
*inserts the word "insert"* |
You get a grammar analysis! Verb, base form, etc.
*inserts a vocabulary of Italian* |
You get a confused VM that dials the local Italian restaurant and starts ordering stuff for you!
*inserts Glaceon in a cup* Spoiler:
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you unlocked the secret glaceon evolution, angreyon. it didn't appreciate being placed in a vending machine.
*inserts magikarp* |
You get your $500 back!
*inserts old rod* |
You get a couple sticks and some pieces of string.
(minecraft recipe for crafting a fishing rod =3) *inserts toothbrush* |
You get a calling card for your local dentist.
*inserts coupon* |
You get a free happy meal... consisting of one grain of rice with a smilie face etched into it.
*inserts used matchstick* |
You get a ticket to go watch Firestarter at your nearest cinema =3
*inserts a Tulip* |
You get a flower bed!
*Inserts some chocolate biscuits* |
You get my autograph! And my eternal gratitude!
*Inserts 1 bottle of Oran Berry Juice. |
You get a Poffin! =3
*Inserts a map with the location of Atlantis* |
You get the map with the location of the lost continent Mu.
*inserts whip* |
You obtained the "Cowboy hat and snakeless boots".
*inserts vending machine into the vending machine* |
You just created a TARDIS that looks like a Vending Machine!
Hopefully you'll use it wisely =3 *inserts lawnmower* |
Out comes grass.
*inserts an old CRT television* |
You get an VHS tape containing the latest episode of your favorite 90s TV show!
*inserts telephone* |
You get a Rotom Phone!
*Inserts a Sweet Heart ... reluctantly.* |
You get a new sweetheart in the form of a vending machine that now adores you for giving it such a lovely gift!
*inserts make-up* |
You get a motivational speech by the VM to try and persuade you to not use the stuff anymore as you are beautiful just the way you are!
*inserts a tablet with nothing but cat videos on it* |
You don't get a cat because keeping cats inside a vending machine would be animal abuse. You do, however, get a coupon that you can redeem in the nearest animal shelter for a free pet cat!
*inserts pencil* |
You get a Jigglypuff holding a pencil and with a serious habit to draw on sleeping people's faces!
*Inserts a Twisted Spoon.* |
The VM unbends it and returns it to you. That is what you wanted, right?
*inserts a carrot cake* |
You get a carrot and a grey bunny. "What's up, Doc ?"
*Inserts a tank* (Don't ask me how.) |
You get a miniature of a water tank. But no water. That costs extra.
*inserts insert key from my keyboard* |
You get sore fingers from this point on!
*inserts Dr. Dre CD* |
The machine forgot about dre. Nothing came out.
*inserts an entire blender* |
You get 99 Pokéblocks!
*Inserts her microphone.* |
The machine tells you a punchline and drops the mic!
*Inserts hopes for a better life* |
You feel hopeless but at least you get a piece of paper that says "it'll get better".
*inserts the empty void in my chest* |
Some of the animals you tamed come charging at you....
Spoiler:
*Dials random phone number using the buttons on the VM* |
You get an interview with a vampire!
*inserts minnie mouse* |
You get a cease and desist letter from Disney!
*inserts marble* |
The VM malfunctions and you lose your marbles! But the owner offers you a Confusion curing Persim Berry as compensation.
*Inserts the TM100 (Zen Headbutt).* |
The VM gives you a Headbutt so that it can be Zen now that you can't pester it for a while! 😘
*Inserts leaked design for the next eeveelution* |
You get nothing. Later in the year you see a story on the news about a vending machine that got a job working for Digimon.
*inserts coffee cup* |
You get Scalding Hot Coffee
https://lparchive.org/Earthbound-(by-Leavemywife)/Update%2033/88-43148.png *inserts the alphabet game thread into the vending machine* |
You get to make a new thread. Better make it a good one! :)
*inserts bitcoin* |
You can play a 8 bit arcade game, on the VM!
*Inserts a video game's DVD-ROM. |
You get an optical disk drive, but no longer have a DVD to play that game :[
I insert my laundry. |
You get it back inside of a hamper, along with a map with the nearest laundromat marked on it.
*Inserts a tome full of forbidden knowledge* |
You get a 9th-level spellcaster vm... run!!!
*inserts 100 sided die* |
You get to roll a constitution saving throw. The VM will hug you and if you don't succeed you'll lie prone on the ground.
*inserts Exit sign* |
The VM opens up, revealing that it's hollow inside. You spy a ladder leading down into a brightly light room. Inside the room you find a portal to another world.
*Inserts antiquated meme* Spoiler:
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You get me and the VM both being hip and down with tha yoof!
*inserts my favourite cd* |
You get your CD back. Why would the VM take it away from you when you clearly like it a lot?
*inserts iou* |
You get a coupon for another VM turn 😏
*inserts hug* |
You get an Embrace. Delivered by this Forum's Embracing Gardevoir!
*Inserts a Helix Fossil. |
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