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Eleanor August 15th, 2021 10:15 AM

You get... a bunch of yugioh cards? I think?

*inserts cute hairclip*

StCooler August 15th, 2021 11:00 PM

You get Yugi Muto's wig.

*inserts slice of pizza*

Starlight August 16th, 2021 3:27 AM

You get a small tip and the door slammed in your face.

*inserts minidisc*

ReKoil August 16th, 2021 6:44 AM

You get a Walkman! I hope you still have cassettes for it?

*insert a random Dirt Block from Minecraft*

Gardevoir1 August 16th, 2021 6:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10394010)
You get a Walkman! I hope you still have cassettes for it?

*insert a random Dirt Block from Minecraft*

You get 64 metric tons of dirt sourced from your local landfill! Better think of a good place to put it all.

*insert a solid orange flag*

Eleanor August 17th, 2021 8:05 AM

You get a jersey of the Dutch national soccer team :)

*inserts a seed*

Starlight August 17th, 2021 10:53 AM

You get Audrey II...

*inserts gambling chip*

StCooler August 17th, 2021 10:53 AM

EDIT: (I am too slow)
You get a straight flush!

*Inserts his old cell phone*

ReKoil August 17th, 2021 12:28 PM

You get a phonecall from Past You! Is there anything you want to say to yourself?

*inserts a dirty rag*

ZeoStar August 17th, 2021 2:24 PM

I gift you a clean rag.

*inserts an emoji depicting sadness*

Megan August 17th, 2021 8:35 PM

You get a shirt with a smiley and "cheer up" below it.

*inserts Spongebob Blu-ray disc*

StCooler August 17th, 2021 10:49 PM

You get a dictionary of all Spongebob memes.

*Inserts apple*

ReKoil August 18th, 2021 8:50 AM

You get your apple back. It now has a worm. It's basically Applin!

*inserts tomfoolery*

ZeoStar August 18th, 2021 10:30 AM

Jackpot! You get tom hannifan

https://411mania.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Tom-Phillips-Smackdown-645x370.jpg

*inserts the entire planet of mars into the vending machine*

StCooler August 18th, 2021 11:33 AM

Now the Martians attack humanity for stealing their planet! I hope you're proud of you :(

*Inserts a spoon of chocolate icecream*

Megan August 18th, 2021 8:31 PM

It spews out cooling liquit. Seems like the vending machine was lactose intolerant. :(

*inserts Game of Life*

ReKoil August 19th, 2021 11:26 AM

You get more starting lives for that one game you keep game overing in. Maybe you can beat it now? =D

*inserts Dream Ball*

ZeoStar August 19th, 2021 12:29 PM

"Here's Freddie"!

https://img.cinemablend.com/filter:scale/cb/e/6/c/2/e/8/e6c2e892ed173a121f15b03670694ce49ebaa633ffe3baadc47d9cbab4185a4e.jpg?fw=1200

*inserts the entire script of the bee movie*

StCooler August 20th, 2021 12:38 AM

You get attacked by Vespiqueen and Apitrinis!

*Inserts his son Kabuto*

Starlight August 20th, 2021 5:07 AM

You get a visit from child services...

*inserts bad haiku*

StCooler August 20th, 2021 6:42 AM

You get a Japanese poetry class!

*Inserts hope for a better world*

ReKoil August 20th, 2021 7:48 AM

You get your book back



but it's signed now!

*inserts ice cube*

Starlight August 20th, 2021 10:01 AM

You get an NWA reunion!

*inserts empty cardboard box*

Megan August 20th, 2021 7:44 PM

You get soup in a box!

*inserts doll*

StCooler August 20th, 2021 10:16 PM

You get haunted by Annabelle! Poor you :(

*Inserts a clean mask*

Dave August 20th, 2021 10:40 PM

You get Stone Mask......
(Enjoy yourself as Dio 'StCooler' Brando)

*Inserts Skull*

ReKoil August 21st, 2021 10:59 AM

You get a black flag with a skull on it.... too bad the bones are missing or you could now go pillage the seven seas!

*inserts plot armor*
(wait... now I'm unprotected D=)

Starlight August 21st, 2021 4:19 PM

You get an unstoppable vending machine 😱

*inserts parking fine*

StCooler August 21st, 2021 10:54 PM

You get twice your money back :D

*Inserts dirty plate*

ReKoil August 22nd, 2021 3:55 AM

you get a bottle of dishwashing liquid, and your plate back! 😉

*inserts Milka chocolate bar*

Starlight August 22nd, 2021 5:34 AM

You get huge thanks from the vending machine! Milka is perfection :)

*inserts cowbell*

Gardevoir1 August 23rd, 2021 6:21 AM

You get a cash cow! This is a cow that, when milked, produces cash! Don't ask how

*inserts a plane ticket to Hawaii*

RadEmpoleon August 23rd, 2021 6:58 AM

The vending machine malfunctioned and threw a pineapple at you instead.

Let's put in a can of Coca Cola!

StCooler August 23rd, 2021 9:18 AM

You obtain a bottle of water.
The vending machine cares for your health!

*Inserts the pineapple the machine threw at him*

ReKoil August 23rd, 2021 10:52 AM

You get an expired pack of pineapple juice.... are you sure that pineapple was still fresh?

*inserts a random leaf he found on the ground outside*

Starlight August 23rd, 2021 12:48 PM

You make the catapillar inside extremely happy. It now finally has enough food to gain the strength to form a chrysalis! Of course, it then eats it's own body and you are responsible for that. I hope you can sleep at night...

Come back in two weeks for a free butterfly! :)

*inserts silicone straw*

ZeoStar August 25th, 2021 4:32 PM

I give you a silcoon. It's what i thought of for some reason

https://images.gameinfo.io/pokemon/256/p266.png

*inserts a flat earth*

Eleanor August 26th, 2021 5:38 AM

You get a giant glass dome to protect it <3

*inserts airpods*

ReKoil August 26th, 2021 11:17 AM

You lose your money as it's an Apple product =(

*inserts a random pokemon TCG card*

AMP017 August 27th, 2021 5:47 AM

You get another random TCG card

*inserts 5 bucks*

Gardevoir1 August 27th, 2021 4:01 PM

You get one adult deer

*inserts one baseball cap*

Bug August 27th, 2021 9:11 PM

You got a pit of quicksand! Better luck next time!

*inserts molten lava*

Sheep August 27th, 2021 10:55 PM

Out comes a Lava Cookie, and it looks like it tastes delicious!

-throws in 2 tissues and an orange-

Starlight August 28th, 2021 6:58 AM

You get an orange Christmas hat. Use it wisely.

*inserts a spoonful of cinnamon powder*

ReKoil August 28th, 2021 10:17 AM

You get a recipe for cinnamon ice cream?! 🤔

*inserts empty box*

Megan August 28th, 2021 10:26 AM

You get a bunch of nails and screws you can store in your empty box...oh, wait!

*inserts pencil*

StCooler August 28th, 2021 10:31 AM

You get a Rorscharch test. What does it represent?

*Inserts last week's Pokémon Presents*

Starlight August 28th, 2021 6:09 PM

You get mild disappointment.

*inserts light saber*

Eleanor August 29th, 2021 1:50 AM

You get an army of cats who wanna play with said light saber.

*inserts face mask*

ReKoil August 29th, 2021 6:34 AM

You get a coupon to pimp your masks =o It's gonna be fabulous!
Please x to the z, pimp my ride mask!

*inserts a charger of which I don't remember what device it's for*

Megan August 29th, 2021 6:46 AM

You get a whip composed of two charger cables.

*inserts Gameboy cartridge of Tetris*

StCooler August 29th, 2021 7:05 AM

You get a top 1 in Tetris 99, congratulations!

*Inserts old pair of glasses*

ReKoil August 29th, 2021 7:16 AM

The vending machine spits it back out, transforms into a robot, steps on it and looks at you as if you just insulted it (it's optical sensors are just fine tyvm!). It then goes back to being a vending machine.

*inserts paintbrush*

AMP017 August 29th, 2021 5:32 PM

You get MS paint
*inserts spare dreepy*

Megan August 29th, 2021 8:34 PM

You get sued for animal cruelty.

*inserts barometer*

ReKoil August 30th, 2021 2:06 AM

You get some heavy air... take a good whiff!

*inserts wig*

Eleanor August 30th, 2021 2:56 AM

You get the flashiest, in-your-face rainbow hair wig ever.

*inserts hand sanitizer*

AMP017 August 30th, 2021 4:34 AM

You get sanitized hands
*inserts masterball*

RadEmpoleon August 30th, 2021 4:57 AM

You get a Pidgey a child who didn't know any better used a master ball on.

*inserts a Sprite can*

Starlight August 30th, 2021 6:16 AM

Out comes the can, now with forest sprite inside!

*inserts coathanger*

StCooler August 30th, 2021 6:39 AM

You get an angry coat!
I read coat-anger XD

*Inserts prayer to Arceus*

AMP017 August 30th, 2021 6:41 AM

You get Legends: Arceus early!
*Inserts phone battery*

ReKoil August 30th, 2021 10:40 AM

You get a visit from the bomb squad, who safely detonates your bloated unsafe battery!

*inserts nail clipper*

Gardevoir1 August 30th, 2021 4:49 PM

You get a bag of clipped nails Have fun with that!

*inserts a Rubik's Cube*

Megan August 30th, 2021 5:54 PM

You get a bunch of small little cubes.

*inserts business card*

AMP017 August 31st, 2021 5:11 AM

You get a Pokemon card!
*Inserts a paper*

~Dill~ August 31st, 2021 6:00 AM

You get a pack of Jello

*inserts coins*

AMP017 August 31st, 2021 7:48 AM

You get a soda
*inserts banananana*

Starlight August 31st, 2021 8:08 AM

You get Bananarama!

*inserts used tea bag*

ReKoil August 31st, 2021 8:59 AM

You get a rather bland cup of tea.... wonder where all the flavor went... 🤔

*inserts a mug full of chocolate milk*

StCooler August 31st, 2021 12:40 PM

You get an empty mug and a thank you message.

*Inserts a spider*

ZeoStar August 31st, 2021 1:41 PM

You get a cow?

https://modernfarmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/shutterstock_1728214024.jpg

*inserts coin*

Megan August 31st, 2021 9:32 PM

You get a small ball of chewing gum.

*inserts counterfeit coin*

RadEmpoleon September 1st, 2021 3:28 AM

Congrats! You get a real coin.

*inserts empty Starbucks cup*

ReKoil September 1st, 2021 1:36 PM

You get the Star of the Bucks:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/Giannis_Antetokounmpo_%2824845003687%29_%28cropped%29.jpg/250px-Giannis_Antetokounmpo_%2824845003687%29_%28cropped%29.jpg

*inserts empty MilkyWay wrapper*

Starlight September 5th, 2021 4:23 AM

You get fined for littering!

*inserts the MCU*

StCooler September 5th, 2021 5:25 AM

You get the profile picture that Thanos uses on dating sites!

*Inserts vending machine*

ReKoil September 5th, 2021 5:57 AM

You get a delay whenever someone puts something into the vending machine now. First the vending machine inserted into the vending machine will need to dispense something now, before the main vending machine can give anything!

*inserts tripwire*

Allen303 September 5th, 2021 10:01 PM

A vending machine popped out and landed on your head!


*inserts coin"

StCooler September 5th, 2021 10:50 PM

You get a Kinder Maxi! However you can't unwrap it :(

*Inserts broken computer mouse*

ReKoil September 6th, 2021 4:00 AM

You get an xbox controller =)

*inserts Pokemon Stadium*

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10403243)
You get a Kinder Maxi! However you can't unwrap it :(

you evil genius 😱

Starlight September 6th, 2021 1:47 PM

You get swindled. The vending machine makes about 50 quid for it on ebay!

*inserts zip drive*

Allen303 September 7th, 2021 11:32 PM

You got a gaming pc

*inserts coin*

ReKoil September 8th, 2021 7:47 AM

You get an empty piggy bank!

*inserts Bowler Hat*

Allen303 September 8th, 2021 9:38 PM

You got a black suit!

*inserts radioactive spider*

StCooler September 8th, 2021 9:55 PM

You get Venom! :(

*Inserts Slowpoke tail*

Allen303 September 8th, 2021 9:59 PM

You got a certificate of police saying "you're under arrest for stealing your own tale"
See you in jail!

*inserts a stone axe*

Starlight September 9th, 2021 5:46 AM

You get a token worth 100 strikes of a tree...

*inserts lemon muffin*

StCooler September 9th, 2021 6:47 AM

You get a lemon, and a chocolate muffin.

*Inserts old teddy bear*

ZeoStar September 9th, 2021 1:19 PM

You get the Lots O' Huggin Bear

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/511686IiTkL._AC_SX450_.jpg

*inserts coin*

Starlight September 11th, 2021 3:24 AM

You get a CM Punk ice cream bar!

*inserts coin*

StCooler September 11th, 2021 12:19 PM

You get the national flag of an undiscovered country on Saturn.

*Inserts PokéCommunity password*

Duck September 11th, 2021 12:29 PM

You get hunter2

Inserts an ice cube

Starlight September 11th, 2021 2:59 PM

You get a vodka martini, shaken not stirred

*inserts takeaway menu*

StCooler September 12th, 2021 12:55 AM

You get a something hot in a paper package. But when you get home to eat it, you realise it was just a hot, empty aluminium box, because hte vending machine didn't understand your order :(

*Inserts 2-TB HDD*

ReKoil September 13th, 2021 6:38 AM

You get your HDD back, all fragmented and corrupted. I wonder what that Vending Machine did with it? Does it have an internet connection? 🤔 😏

*inserts Glowstone*

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10405213)
You get the national flag of an undiscovered country on Saturn.

Then how will we know if it's not actually a flag from an undiscovered country on Neptune?! 🤔

Starlight September 13th, 2021 4:46 PM

You get a bioluminescent Eeveelution!

*inserts VPP ribbon*

ZeoStar September 13th, 2021 6:07 PM

Swiper appears and tries to steal it



*inserts a cat*

Megan September 13th, 2021 8:28 PM

You'll get a formal invitation to court for animal abuse.

*inserts fan*

StCooler September 14th, 2021 1:02 AM

You get a formal invitation to court for human abuse. It's not a way to treat your fans!

*Inserts smoke alarm*


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