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You get... a bunch of yugioh cards? I think?
*inserts cute hairclip* |
You get Yugi Muto's wig.
*inserts slice of pizza* |
You get a small tip and the door slammed in your face.
*inserts minidisc* |
You get a Walkman! I hope you still have cassettes for it?
*insert a random Dirt Block from Minecraft* |
Quote:
*insert a solid orange flag* |
You get a jersey of the Dutch national soccer team :)
*inserts a seed* |
You get Audrey II...
*inserts gambling chip* |
EDIT: (I am too slow)
You get a straight flush! *Inserts his old cell phone* |
You get a phonecall from Past You! Is there anything you want to say to yourself?
*inserts a dirty rag* |
I gift you a clean rag.
*inserts an emoji depicting sadness* |
You get a shirt with a smiley and "cheer up" below it.
*inserts Spongebob Blu-ray disc* |
You get a dictionary of all Spongebob memes.
*Inserts apple* |
You get your apple back. It now has a worm. It's basically Applin!
*inserts tomfoolery* |
Jackpot! You get tom hannifan
https://411mania.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Tom-Phillips-Smackdown-645x370.jpg *inserts the entire planet of mars into the vending machine* |
Now the Martians attack humanity for stealing their planet! I hope you're proud of you :(
*Inserts a spoon of chocolate icecream* |
It spews out cooling liquit. Seems like the vending machine was lactose intolerant. :(
*inserts Game of Life* |
You get more starting lives for that one game you keep game overing in. Maybe you can beat it now? =D
*inserts Dream Ball* |
"Here's Freddie"!
https://img.cinemablend.com/filter:scale/cb/e/6/c/2/e/8/e6c2e892ed173a121f15b03670694ce49ebaa633ffe3baadc47d9cbab4185a4e.jpg?fw=1200 *inserts the entire script of the bee movie* |
You get attacked by Vespiqueen and Apitrinis!
*Inserts his son Kabuto* |
You get a visit from child services...
*inserts bad haiku* |
You get a Japanese poetry class!
*Inserts hope for a better world* |
You get your book back
Spoiler:
but it's signed now! *inserts ice cube* |
You get an NWA reunion!
*inserts empty cardboard box* |
You get soup in a box!
*inserts doll* |
You get haunted by Annabelle! Poor you :(
*Inserts a clean mask* |
You get Stone Mask......
(Enjoy yourself as Dio 'StCooler' Brando) *Inserts Skull* |
You get a black flag with a skull on it.... too bad the bones are missing or you could now go pillage the seven seas!
*inserts plot armor* (wait... now I'm unprotected D=) |
You get an unstoppable vending machine 😱
*inserts parking fine* |
You get twice your money back :D
*Inserts dirty plate* |
you get a bottle of dishwashing liquid, and your plate back! 😉
*inserts Milka chocolate bar* |
You get huge thanks from the vending machine! Milka is perfection :)
*inserts cowbell* |
You get a cash cow! This is a cow that, when milked, produces cash! Don't ask how
*inserts a plane ticket to Hawaii* |
The vending machine malfunctioned and threw a pineapple at you instead.
Let's put in a can of Coca Cola! |
You obtain a bottle of water.
The vending machine cares for your health! *Inserts the pineapple the machine threw at him* |
You get an expired pack of pineapple juice.... are you sure that pineapple was still fresh?
*inserts a random leaf he found on the ground outside* |
You make the catapillar inside extremely happy. It now finally has enough food to gain the strength to form a chrysalis! Of course, it then eats it's own body and you are responsible for that. I hope you can sleep at night...
Come back in two weeks for a free butterfly! :) *inserts silicone straw* |
I give you a silcoon. It's what i thought of for some reason
https://images.gameinfo.io/pokemon/256/p266.png *inserts a flat earth* |
You get a giant glass dome to protect it <3
*inserts airpods* |
You lose your money as it's an Apple product =(
*inserts a random pokemon TCG card* |
You get another random TCG card
*inserts 5 bucks* |
You get one adult deer
*inserts one baseball cap* |
You got a pit of quicksand! Better luck next time!
*inserts molten lava* |
Out comes a Lava Cookie, and it looks like it tastes delicious!
-throws in 2 tissues and an orange- |
You get an orange Christmas hat. Use it wisely.
*inserts a spoonful of cinnamon powder* |
You get a recipe for cinnamon ice cream?! 🤔
*inserts empty box* |
You get a bunch of nails and screws you can store in your empty box...oh, wait!
*inserts pencil* |
You get a Rorscharch test. What does it represent?
*Inserts last week's Pokémon Presents* |
You get mild disappointment.
*inserts light saber* |
You get an army of cats who wanna play with said light saber.
*inserts face mask* |
You get a coupon to pimp your masks =o It's gonna be fabulous!
Please x to the z, pimp my ride mask! *inserts a charger of which I don't remember what device it's for* |
You get a whip composed of two charger cables.
*inserts Gameboy cartridge of Tetris* |
You get a top 1 in Tetris 99, congratulations!
*Inserts old pair of glasses* |
The vending machine spits it back out, transforms into a robot, steps on it and looks at you as if you just insulted it (it's optical sensors are just fine tyvm!). It then goes back to being a vending machine.
*inserts paintbrush* |
You get MS paint
*inserts spare dreepy* |
You get sued for animal cruelty.
*inserts barometer* |
You get some heavy air... take a good whiff!
*inserts wig* |
You get the flashiest, in-your-face rainbow hair wig ever.
*inserts hand sanitizer* |
You get sanitized hands
*inserts masterball* |
You get a Pidgey a child who didn't know any better used a master ball on.
*inserts a Sprite can* |
Out comes the can, now with forest sprite inside!
*inserts coathanger* |
You get an angry coat!
I read coat-anger XD *Inserts prayer to Arceus* |
You get Legends: Arceus early!
*Inserts phone battery* |
You get a visit from the bomb squad, who safely detonates your bloated unsafe battery!
*inserts nail clipper* |
You get a bag of clipped nails Have fun with that!
*inserts a Rubik's Cube* |
You get a bunch of small little cubes.
*inserts business card* |
You get a Pokemon card!
*Inserts a paper* |
You get a pack of Jello
*inserts coins* |
You get a soda
*inserts banananana* |
You get Bananarama!
*inserts used tea bag* |
You get a rather bland cup of tea.... wonder where all the flavor went... 🤔
*inserts a mug full of chocolate milk* |
You get an empty mug and a thank you message.
*Inserts a spider* |
You get a cow?
https://modernfarmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/shutterstock_1728214024.jpg *inserts coin* |
You get a small ball of chewing gum.
*inserts counterfeit coin* |
Congrats! You get a real coin.
*inserts empty Starbucks cup* |
You get the Star of the Bucks:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/Giannis_Antetokounmpo_%2824845003687%29_%28cropped%29.jpg/250px-Giannis_Antetokounmpo_%2824845003687%29_%28cropped%29.jpg *inserts empty MilkyWay wrapper* |
You get fined for littering!
*inserts the MCU* |
You get the profile picture that Thanos uses on dating sites!
*Inserts vending machine* |
You get a delay whenever someone puts something into the vending machine now. First the vending machine inserted into the vending machine will need to dispense something now, before the main vending machine can give anything!
*inserts tripwire* |
A vending machine popped out and landed on your head!
*inserts coin" |
You get a Kinder Maxi! However you can't unwrap it :(
*Inserts broken computer mouse* |
You get an xbox controller =)
*inserts Pokemon Stadium* Quote:
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You get swindled. The vending machine makes about 50 quid for it on ebay!
*inserts zip drive* |
You got a gaming pc
*inserts coin* |
You get an empty piggy bank!
*inserts Bowler Hat* |
You got a black suit!
*inserts radioactive spider* |
You get Venom! :(
*Inserts Slowpoke tail* |
You got a certificate of police saying "you're under arrest for stealing your own tale"
See you in jail! *inserts a stone axe* |
You get a token worth 100 strikes of a tree...
*inserts lemon muffin* |
You get a lemon, and a chocolate muffin.
*Inserts old teddy bear* |
You get the Lots O' Huggin Bear
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/511686IiTkL._AC_SX450_.jpg *inserts coin* |
You get a CM Punk ice cream bar!
*inserts coin* |
You get the national flag of an undiscovered country on Saturn.
*Inserts PokéCommunity password* |
You get hunter2
Inserts an ice cube |
You get a vodka martini, shaken not stirred
*inserts takeaway menu* |
You get a something hot in a paper package. But when you get home to eat it, you realise it was just a hot, empty aluminium box, because hte vending machine didn't understand your order :(
*Inserts 2-TB HDD* |
You get your HDD back, all fragmented and corrupted. I wonder what that Vending Machine did with it? Does it have an internet connection? 🤔 😏
*inserts Glowstone* Quote:
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You get a bioluminescent Eeveelution!
*inserts VPP ribbon* |
Swiper appears and tries to steal it
Spoiler:
*inserts a cat* |
You'll get a formal invitation to court for animal abuse.
*inserts fan* |
You get a formal invitation to court for human abuse. It's not a way to treat your fans!
*Inserts smoke alarm* |
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