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You get clonked on the head by an angry vending machine, the noise drives it crazy!
*inserts paper crane* |
The vending machine refers you to Megan, for lessons on how to make better ones! 😏
*inserts AI* |
It starts maniacally twisting and dancing in circles flailing like crazy. Seems like humans are still not that great at creating sofisticated AIs.
*inserts yellow paint* |
You get all your wardrobe in yellow.
*Inserts pillow* |
The machine spits outs a couple of Zs.
*Inserts a coin, of undescribable geometry forged eons ago by the faceless blacksmith in the forgotten city* |
You receive a map to an indescribable location in the southern Pacific Ocean.
*inserts a sand dollar* |
You get these:
Spoiler:
Now go play with them =D *inserts Rubik's Cube* |
You've gained increased intelligence.
*inserts a fly swatter* |
You get a fly sized swat.
*Inserts an *inserts an *inserts an *inserts an *inserts an ... ***** |
You get a broken record...
*inserts concert ticket* |
You get a refund.
*inserts glass pane* |
You get a pay rise and more holidays :)
*Inserts old, slow laptop* |
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You get a full porcelain crockery.
*Inserts voodoo puppet* |
You get Megan knocking on your door at 4am. It's raining...
*inserts towel* |
You get a washcloth. The vending machine wants you to downsize....
*inserts braaaaaaaaainz* |
You get dr lobotic
Spoiler:
*inserts Napoleon Bonaparte* |
You get a joke about small people. Ironically, Napoleon wasn't actually small.
*inserts office* |
Your office is now in the Vending Machine... Have fun getting in and out to do your job every single day =o
*inserts fossil* |
You get a Cooler replacement... 😱
*inserts dance mix* |
You get a dance battle against the vending machine, and it knows dancing!
*Inserts laziness* Quote:
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You get a half-finished stuffed sloth with the stuffing falling out
*inserts a mango* |
You insert a literal mango and the user falls out instead https://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?u=913088
*inserts a pumpkin* |
You get a visit from the king of pumpkins or pumpking for short.
*inserts calendar* |
You get a calendar that lists tuesday, wednesday thursday & friday as Monday, Saturday as Not Monday and Sunday as Almost Monday 😉
*inserts a freshly caught fish* |
You get a kipper tie!
*inserts actual kipper* |
You get sand. A lot of it. It just flows and flows and flows. RUN!!!
*inserts perpetuum mobile* |
You get a Tshirt with the infinity symbol
*Inserts PokéDollar* |
You get hacked and lose all your PokeDollars.... =\
*inserts a paperclip, rock, piece of duct-tape, bottle cap, metal-wire, piece of chewing gum, an un-sharpened pencil and a copy of the very first season of MacGyver* |
You get a note Reminding you your suppose to give people something u think they like in this game.
The first person will insert a coin into the vending machine. The second person will send something in-thread to give to the first person as a prize they think they'll like, and then insert their own coin. The third person will send something to give to the second person, and then insert their coin. +inserts one coin+ |
*gets a Reshiram plush*
*Inserts PokéDollar* |
You get a bottle of water... Except it doesn't hydrate you, it heals you by 50 HP!
*Inserts a tail of a Slowpoke* |
You lose your tail!
*inserts 500 yen* |
You just lost 5 bucks to a gachapon you already have.
*inserts chocolate coin* |
*you get a chocolate bunny*
*Inserts pokemon trainer card* |
You get a discount on a Galarian Stunfisk plush.
You need to travel to Galar to redeem and pick it up though. *inserts the infinity gauntlet* |
You get a dead loved one back A soul for a soul
+inserts Zelda Purple Rupee+ |
You get a piece of heart!
*inserts plum scented candle* |
You get a plum that's set on fire!
*inserts a box of tissues* |
You get thanks from the vending machine, as it got a cold!
*Inserts expired blue card* |
You get 20 expired snacks.
*Inserts Eevee plush* |
You get a pat on the head by the Vending machine. I hope you're wearing a helmet ^.^
*inserts failed Pikachu experiment* |
You get a pet Mimikyu...
*inserts cocoa butter* |
You get soap that smells like chocolate.
*inserts sheet of paper* |
*you get a picture of yourself with your favorite pokemon drawn in great detail*
*Inserts pokeball* |
You caught the vending machine! Now you can send it out wherever!
*inserts new Vending Machine into thread since the previous one got caught* |
You get a promotion to moderator.
*Inserts well-written motivation letter* |
You get unfairly rejected by your peers :(
*inserts gameshark code* |
You get a corrupted save file in which all characters look like Rapunzel!
*inserts roll of toilet paper* |
You get a roll of bread. Recycling at its best!
*inserts someone's credit card* |
You got an Action figure of Hinata Hyuga as and thank you letter from the CC owner.
*inserts a handsome guy's selfie* |
You get the dude's address.... go get 'em tiger 😉
*inserts glass of lemonade* |
You get 175 pokedollars the selling price of lemonade
*inserts a disneyland ticket |
You get access to the Battle Frontier of Hoenn!
*Inserts golf ball* |
You get punched by the golf ball owner.
*Inserts a blonde hair string* |
You get a blonde wig =3
*inserts book full of Dad Jokes* |
You get a dreadful punchline every time you use a vending machine from now on!
*inserts snake* |
You get Solid Snake from Metal Gear.
*inserts the moon* |
You got a Big ghost due to the lack of moonlight
*Inserts a coconut milk jar* |
You get a full week of Indian Tikka Masala made with this coconut milk!
*Inserts pizza* |
You get a coupon for a free pizza at some sketchy pizza restaurant. Do you dare?
*insert get-out-of-jail-free card* |
you get a Lawer
who says Lawyer: my client is trapped in a penny! Judge: pardon? Lawyer: they are in a cent! Judge: ... Lawyer: ... Judge: you're going to jail with them *seems ur still getting dreaful punchlines* *inserts a cookie* |
You get cookies... But the vending machine forgot to put the chocolate in them :(
*Inserts a used non-stick pan* Quote:
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You get a brand-spanking-new one, as that one was a toxic hazard now!
(iirc when those layers get scratched up, they release toxic materials? might be misremembering though lol) *inserts Cl4P-TP figure* |
You get a toy gun.
*inserts Playstation cleaning disc* |
You get a Broken PlayStation 2
*Inserts a 23 years old 1 yen coin* |
you get a expired candybar from the 90s
*insets a actual dollar bill* |
You get a dollar's worth in change =3
*inserts a martini, shaken, not stirred. * |
You get an Austin Powers figure.
*inserts plain old coin* |
The vending machine doesn't understand, tries to read your mind, and returns a used HDD inside a pancake. What was going on in your mind? :O
*Inserts Youtube video on Pokémon* |
The vending machines plays a short clip for you to remind you to check if you've subscribed to the youtuber yet, and that you need to like & comment after watching it if you liked it.
I feel like almost every youtuber does this nowadays. *inserts Lego brick* |
You get a frustrated. It was the last piece you needed out of a set. The vending machine puts it on ebay.
*inserts napkin with an illegible signature on it* |
The Vending machine broke and you were fined 500$ as the repairing bill.
*Inserts a Kakashi Uchiha Action Figure* |
You get a sharingan eye!
It's just a figurine though, so don't do anything crazy! *inserts Trick-master's scroll so people can't solve his puzzles anymore* |
The vending machine now offers a digital copy of the scroll as a bonus to anyone who buys something from it!
*Inserts unsuccessful pixel-art* |
You get a guide named "How to make a successful pixel-art".
*Inserts The Previously recieved Sharingan eye* |
You get it upgraded to a Rinnegan! 😉
*inserts dome fossil* |
You get a helix fossil???
It's unexplainable. *inserts coin* |
You get Magneto's helmet to prevent Pr. Xavier to read your mind.
*Inserts malfunctionning smoke alarm* |
You got a Fire proof Pill.Use it to become an Anti-fire man.
*Inserts a Jougan Fused with the Rinnegan* |
You get arrested for genetic engineering.
*inserts pokedoll* |
The vending machine gets up and runs from it's fight with all the humans continuously pestering it by shoving random stuff into it 😏
*catches the vending machine with a lasso and shoves a new processor in* |
The vending machine stops working because the processor wasn't made for the motherboard is has built in. You get nothing, unless you just wanted it to stop. In that case you made it stop and now all the kids cry because it doesn't do anything when they throw in a coin. See what you did there? D:
*finds a new vending machine and inserts some coin* |
You get a chocolate bar.
Seems dull, doesn't it? ... You become suspicious, you wait for something to happen... But nothing happens. Then you realise you cannot unwrap it :( *Inserts pencil* |
You get a pencil that never needs to be sharpened and never runs out.
Better pretend you use multiple though, you might just start some kind of pencil war or cult if you're not careful..... *inserts a lasso that has been used only once 😉 * |
You got a cattle figurine.You can use it to decorate your farm!
*Inserts a Black Headed Oriole feather* |
You get a +1 in cuteness.
*Inserts Slowpoke* |
People get their stolen souls back! huzzah! =D
*inserts cookbook * |
You get an omelette full of eggshells. Hey the machine it's best tried ok...
*inserts mystical orange goo I found on the ground* |
You get a goo friend whom you can talk and play with!
*inserts disc dispenser* |
The vending machines shoots out all your precious discs while someone nearby is doing some clay pigeon shooting and mistakes them for their targets.... now they are all shattered D=
The person gives you an eeveelution plush of your choice as an apology 😊 *inserts doctor note* |
You get shouted at for being out and about when you told your boss you were ill!
*inserts hair clip* |
You get a black wig.
*Inserts a Pikachu trading card* |
You get a Pikachu VMax card:
Spoiler:
*inserts pen & paper* |
You get a Dungeon Master!
*inserts coupon* |
You get your coupon back, as it expired 10 years ago.
Quote:
*Inserts old Kabuto TGC card* |
It's so old the Vending machine can't find it in it's database. It cleans it and hands it back to you, not knowing what to do with it.
*inserts empty bag of chips* |
You get the bag back but with a new chip inside. Talk about recycling!
*inserts 1€ in 1 Cent pieces* |
You get a expired 1$ google play redeem code!
*Inserts a 30 year old honey comb* |
You get a 30 year old bee keeper! Hope you two will get along! 😘
*inserts old newspaper* |
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