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Starlight September 14th, 2021 5:27 AM

You get clonked on the head by an angry vending machine, the noise drives it crazy!

*inserts paper crane*

ReKoil September 14th, 2021 12:57 PM

The vending machine refers you to Megan, for lessons on how to make better ones! 😏

*inserts AI*

Megan September 14th, 2021 8:10 PM

It starts maniacally twisting and dancing in circles flailing like crazy. Seems like humans are still not that great at creating sofisticated AIs.

*inserts yellow paint*

StCooler September 14th, 2021 11:15 PM

You get all your wardrobe in yellow.

*Inserts pillow*

Duck September 15th, 2021 5:54 AM

The machine spits outs a couple of Zs.

*Inserts a coin, of undescribable geometry forged eons ago by the faceless blacksmith in the forgotten city*

Gardevoir1 September 15th, 2021 7:47 AM

You receive a map to an indescribable location in the southern Pacific Ocean.

*inserts a sand dollar*

ReKoil September 15th, 2021 9:46 AM

You get these:



Now go play with them =D

*inserts Rubik's Cube*

ZeoStar September 15th, 2021 1:45 PM

You've gained increased intelligence.

*inserts a fly swatter*

Duck September 15th, 2021 2:13 PM

You get a fly sized swat.

*Inserts an *inserts an *inserts an *inserts an *inserts an ... *****

Starlight September 15th, 2021 4:41 PM

You get a broken record...

*inserts concert ticket*

Megan September 15th, 2021 8:39 PM

You get a refund.

*inserts glass pane*

StCooler September 15th, 2021 10:35 PM

You get a pay rise and more holidays :)

*Inserts old, slow laptop*

ReKoil September 16th, 2021 9:50 AM

You get the AllSpark. Be careful with that now....

*inserts coaster*

StCooler September 17th, 2021 7:03 AM

You get a full porcelain crockery.

*Inserts voodoo puppet*

Starlight September 17th, 2021 12:56 PM

You get Megan knocking on your door at 4am. It's raining...

*inserts towel*

ReKoil September 18th, 2021 10:41 AM

You get a washcloth. The vending machine wants you to downsize....

*inserts braaaaaaaaainz*

ZeoStar September 18th, 2021 6:05 PM

You get dr lobotic



*inserts Napoleon Bonaparte*

Megan September 18th, 2021 8:50 PM

You get a joke about small people. Ironically, Napoleon wasn't actually small.

*inserts office*

ReKoil September 19th, 2021 4:55 AM

Your office is now in the Vending Machine... Have fun getting in and out to do your job every single day =o

*inserts fossil*

Starlight September 19th, 2021 8:58 AM

You get a Cooler replacement... 😱

*inserts dance mix*

StCooler September 19th, 2021 11:28 AM

You get a dance battle against the vending machine, and it knows dancing!

*Inserts laziness*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10408325)
You get a Cooler replacement... 😱

Nobody can replace me!

Gardevoir1 September 19th, 2021 1:08 PM

You get a half-finished stuffed sloth with the stuffing falling out

*inserts a mango*

ZeoStar September 19th, 2021 1:49 PM

You insert a literal mango and the user falls out instead https://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?u=913088

*inserts a pumpkin*

Megan September 19th, 2021 8:41 PM

You get a visit from the king of pumpkins or pumpking for short.

*inserts calendar*

ReKoil September 20th, 2021 12:49 AM

You get a calendar that lists tuesday, wednesday thursday & friday as Monday, Saturday as Not Monday and Sunday as Almost Monday 😉

*inserts a freshly caught fish*

Starlight September 22nd, 2021 7:12 AM

You get a kipper tie!

*inserts actual kipper*

Megan September 26th, 2021 8:57 PM

You get sand. A lot of it. It just flows and flows and flows. RUN!!!

*inserts perpetuum mobile*

ShadowElf September 26th, 2021 10:19 PM

You get a Tshirt with the infinity symbol

*Inserts PokéDollar*

ReKoil September 27th, 2021 3:20 AM

You get hacked and lose all your PokeDollars.... =\

*inserts a paperclip, rock, piece of duct-tape, bottle cap, metal-wire, piece of chewing gum, an un-sharpened pencil and a copy of the very first season of MacGyver*

iknowthetruth September 27th, 2021 3:36 AM

You get a note Reminding you your suppose to give people something u think they like in this game.
The first person will insert a coin into the vending machine.
The second person will send something in-thread to give to the first person as a prize they think they'll like, and then insert their own coin.
The third person will send something to give to the second person, and then insert their coin.

+inserts one coin+

ShadowElf September 27th, 2021 3:44 AM

*gets a Reshiram plush*

*Inserts PokéDollar*

StCooler September 27th, 2021 12:04 PM

You get a bottle of water... Except it doesn't hydrate you, it heals you by 50 HP!

*Inserts a tail of a Slowpoke*

Starlight September 27th, 2021 6:05 PM

You lose your tail!

*inserts 500 yen*

Megan September 27th, 2021 8:42 PM

You just lost 5 bucks to a gachapon you already have.

*inserts chocolate coin*

ShadowElf September 27th, 2021 11:17 PM

*you get a chocolate bunny*

*Inserts pokemon trainer card*

ReKoil September 28th, 2021 3:55 AM

You get a discount on a Galarian Stunfisk plush.
You need to travel to Galar to redeem and pick it up though.

*inserts the infinity gauntlet*

iknowthetruth September 28th, 2021 5:00 AM

You get a dead loved one back A soul for a soul

+inserts Zelda Purple Rupee+

Starlight September 28th, 2021 5:12 AM

You get a piece of heart!

*inserts plum scented candle*

RadEmpoleon September 28th, 2021 8:24 AM

You get a plum that's set on fire!

*inserts a box of tissues*

StCooler September 28th, 2021 10:50 PM

You get thanks from the vending machine, as it got a cold!

*Inserts expired blue card*

ShadowElf September 28th, 2021 10:53 PM

You get 20 expired snacks.

*Inserts Eevee plush*

ReKoil September 29th, 2021 4:32 AM

You get a pat on the head by the Vending machine. I hope you're wearing a helmet ^.^

*inserts failed Pikachu experiment*

Starlight September 30th, 2021 8:50 AM

You get a pet Mimikyu...

*inserts cocoa butter*

Megan September 30th, 2021 8:44 PM

You get soap that smells like chocolate.

*inserts sheet of paper*

ShadowElf October 1st, 2021 1:31 AM

*you get a picture of yourself with your favorite pokemon drawn in great detail*

*Inserts pokeball*

ReKoil October 1st, 2021 6:38 AM

You caught the vending machine! Now you can send it out wherever!

*inserts new Vending Machine into thread since the previous one got caught*

StCooler October 1st, 2021 9:44 AM

You get a promotion to moderator.

*Inserts well-written motivation letter*

Starlight October 2nd, 2021 6:38 AM

You get unfairly rejected by your peers :(

*inserts gameshark code*

ReKoil October 2nd, 2021 10:44 AM

You get a corrupted save file in which all characters look like Rapunzel!

*inserts roll of toilet paper*

Megan October 2nd, 2021 11:10 PM

You get a roll of bread. Recycling at its best!

*inserts someone's credit card*

Mahian23 October 3rd, 2021 1:12 AM

You got an Action figure of Hinata Hyuga as and thank you letter from the CC owner.

*inserts a handsome guy's selfie*

ReKoil October 3rd, 2021 7:43 AM

You get the dude's address.... go get 'em tiger 😉

*inserts glass of lemonade*

ShadowElf October 3rd, 2021 10:40 PM

You get 175 pokedollars the selling price of lemonade

*inserts a disneyland ticket

StCooler October 3rd, 2021 11:07 PM

You get access to the Battle Frontier of Hoenn!

*Inserts golf ball*

Mahian23 October 4th, 2021 1:45 AM

You get punched by the golf ball owner.

*Inserts a blonde hair string*

ReKoil October 4th, 2021 7:48 AM

You get a blonde wig =3

*inserts book full of Dad Jokes*

Starlight October 4th, 2021 11:38 AM

You get a dreadful punchline every time you use a vending machine from now on!

*inserts snake*

ZeoStar October 4th, 2021 2:04 PM

You get Solid Snake from Metal Gear.

*inserts the moon*

Mahian23 October 5th, 2021 1:48 AM

You got a Big ghost due to the lack of moonlight

*Inserts a coconut milk jar*

StCooler October 5th, 2021 2:56 AM

You get a full week of Indian Tikka Masala made with this coconut milk!

*Inserts pizza*

ReKoil October 5th, 2021 11:30 AM

You get a coupon for a free pizza at some sketchy pizza restaurant. Do you dare?

*insert get-out-of-jail-free card*

ShadowElf October 5th, 2021 10:31 PM

you get a Lawer
who says Lawyer: my client is trapped in a penny!
Judge: pardon?
Lawyer: they are in a cent!
Judge: ...
Lawyer: ...
Judge: you're going to jail with them
*seems ur still getting dreaful punchlines*

*inserts a cookie*

StCooler October 6th, 2021 8:51 AM

You get cookies... But the vending machine forgot to put the chocolate in them :(

*Inserts a used non-stick pan*


Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10414261)
You get a coupon for a free pizza at some sketchy pizza restaurant. Do you dare?

I do! Pizza is pizza. Besides I've been in restaurants in a third-world country so I guess my immune system is operational.

ReKoil October 6th, 2021 11:53 AM

You get a brand-spanking-new one, as that one was a toxic hazard now!
(iirc when those layers get scratched up, they release toxic materials? might be misremembering though lol)

*inserts Cl4P-TP figure*

Megan October 8th, 2021 10:06 PM

You get a toy gun.

*inserts Playstation cleaning disc*

Mahian23 October 8th, 2021 10:49 PM

You get a Broken PlayStation 2

*Inserts a 23 years old 1 yen coin*

ShadowElf October 9th, 2021 12:47 AM

you get a expired candybar from the 90s

*insets a actual dollar bill*

ReKoil October 9th, 2021 10:49 AM

You get a dollar's worth in change =3

*inserts a martini, shaken, not stirred. *

Megan October 10th, 2021 1:35 AM

You get an Austin Powers figure.

*inserts plain old coin*

StCooler October 10th, 2021 4:23 AM

The vending machine doesn't understand, tries to read your mind, and returns a used HDD inside a pancake. What was going on in your mind? :O

*Inserts Youtube video on Pokémon*

ReKoil October 11th, 2021 3:38 AM

The vending machines plays a short clip for you to remind you to check if you've subscribed to the youtuber yet, and that you need to like & comment after watching it if you liked it.
I feel like almost every youtuber does this nowadays.

*inserts Lego brick*

Starlight October 11th, 2021 12:34 PM

You get a frustrated. It was the last piece you needed out of a set. The vending machine puts it on ebay.

*inserts napkin with an illegible signature on it*

Mahian23 October 12th, 2021 6:54 AM

The Vending machine broke and you were fined 500$ as the repairing bill.

*Inserts a Kakashi Uchiha Action Figure*

ReKoil October 12th, 2021 10:18 AM

You get a sharingan eye!
It's just a figurine though, so don't do anything crazy!

*inserts Trick-master's scroll so people can't solve his puzzles anymore*

StCooler October 12th, 2021 10:41 AM

The vending machine now offers a digital copy of the scroll as a bonus to anyone who buys something from it!

*Inserts unsuccessful pixel-art*

Mahian23 October 13th, 2021 6:00 AM

You get a guide named "How to make a successful pixel-art".

*Inserts The Previously recieved Sharingan eye*

ReKoil October 13th, 2021 11:52 AM

You get it upgraded to a Rinnegan! 😉

*inserts dome fossil*

ZeoStar October 13th, 2021 12:58 PM

You get a helix fossil???

It's unexplainable.

*inserts coin*

StCooler October 13th, 2021 10:48 PM

You get Magneto's helmet to prevent Pr. Xavier to read your mind.

*Inserts malfunctionning smoke alarm*

Mahian23 October 14th, 2021 1:09 AM

You got a Fire proof Pill.Use it to become an Anti-fire man.

*Inserts a Jougan Fused with the Rinnegan*

Starlight October 14th, 2021 7:50 AM

You get arrested for genetic engineering.

*inserts pokedoll*

ReKoil October 14th, 2021 10:56 AM

The vending machine gets up and runs from it's fight with all the humans continuously pestering it by shoving random stuff into it 😏

*catches the vending machine with a lasso and shoves a new processor in*

Megan October 14th, 2021 8:33 PM

The vending machine stops working because the processor wasn't made for the motherboard is has built in. You get nothing, unless you just wanted it to stop. In that case you made it stop and now all the kids cry because it doesn't do anything when they throw in a coin. See what you did there? D:

*finds a new vending machine and inserts some coin*

StCooler October 15th, 2021 3:09 AM

You get a chocolate bar.
Seems dull, doesn't it?
...
You become suspicious, you wait for something to happen... But nothing happens.
Then you realise you cannot unwrap it :(

*Inserts pencil*

ReKoil October 15th, 2021 10:23 AM

You get a pencil that never needs to be sharpened and never runs out.
Better pretend you use multiple though, you might just start some kind of pencil war or cult if you're not careful.....

*inserts a lasso that has been used only once 😉 *

Mahian23 October 16th, 2021 5:22 PM

You got a cattle figurine.You can use it to decorate your farm!

*Inserts a Black Headed Oriole feather*

StCooler October 17th, 2021 3:23 AM

You get a +1 in cuteness.

*Inserts Slowpoke*

ReKoil October 17th, 2021 3:34 AM

People get their stolen souls back! huzzah! =D

*inserts cookbook *

Starlight October 17th, 2021 12:19 PM

You get an omelette full of eggshells. Hey the machine it's best tried ok...

*inserts mystical orange goo I found on the ground*

Megan October 17th, 2021 8:06 PM

You get a goo friend whom you can talk and play with!

*inserts disc dispenser*

ReKoil October 18th, 2021 4:09 AM

The vending machines shoots out all your precious discs while someone nearby is doing some clay pigeon shooting and mistakes them for their targets.... now they are all shattered D=
The person gives you an eeveelution plush of your choice as an apology 😊

*inserts doctor note*

Starlight October 19th, 2021 7:33 AM

You get shouted at for being out and about when you told your boss you were ill!

*inserts hair clip*

Mahian23 October 19th, 2021 8:15 AM

You get a black wig.

*Inserts a Pikachu trading card*

ReKoil October 19th, 2021 10:05 AM

You get a Pikachu VMax card:


*inserts pen & paper*

Megan October 19th, 2021 8:47 PM

You get a Dungeon Master!

*inserts coupon*

StCooler October 20th, 2021 11:15 AM

You get your coupon back, as it expired 10 years ago.


Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10418626)

Woooooooooooow Pokémon cards have changed a loooot since I stopped collecting them 😨

*Inserts old Kabuto TGC card*

ReKoil October 20th, 2021 11:37 AM

It's so old the Vending machine can't find it in it's database. It cleans it and hands it back to you, not knowing what to do with it.

*inserts empty bag of chips*

Megan October 20th, 2021 8:40 PM

You get the bag back but with a new chip inside. Talk about recycling!

*inserts 1€ in 1 Cent pieces*

Mahian23 October 21st, 2021 7:29 AM

You get a expired 1$ google play redeem code!

*Inserts a 30 year old honey comb*

ReKoil October 21st, 2021 12:35 PM

You get a 30 year old bee keeper! Hope you two will get along! 😘

*inserts old newspaper*


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