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Starlight October 21st, 2021 6:55 PM

You get some fish and chips...

*inserts sachet of ketchup*

Megan October 21st, 2021 8:27 PM

You get a cleaning towel.

*inserts skeleton key*

StCooler October 22nd, 2021 8:13 AM

The vending machine resigns its position of a vending machine, and now starts a thriving career in housebreaking!

*Inserts job application for a permanent position in Harvard*

ReKoil October 22nd, 2021 8:27 AM

You get a letter saying you've been hired as a landscaper! Those scythes you still have lying around will come in handy!

*inserts a picture of the unspeakable*

Arcaneum October 22nd, 2021 4:40 PM

The vending machine starts glowing an ominous green, before speaking guttural phrases, sprouting 20ft long limbs and terrorising the city.

*inserts one single coin*

Megan October 22nd, 2021 10:17 PM

You get a gummiball with a Bulbasaur inside.

*inserts book page*

ReKoil October 23rd, 2021 10:17 AM

You get a fragment of the e-book version of that book e-mailed to you!

*inserts cushion*

StCooler October 23rd, 2021 10:54 AM

You get a 190 x 150 cm mattress. Good luck carrying it home :)

*Inserts resistance band*

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10419706)
You get a letter saying you've been hired as a landscaper! Those scythes you still have lying around will come in handy!

Grass is my only weakness :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10419706)
*inserts a picture of the unspeakable*

Voldemort? :O

Starlight October 23rd, 2021 5:54 PM

You get a medal of honour... Vive la Resistance!!!

*inserts my phone*

Arcaneum October 23rd, 2021 6:17 PM

You got freedom!

*inserts freedom*

Megan October 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM

You got captivity. Never let go of your freedom!

*inserts the slave chains of work*

ReKoil October 24th, 2021 4:00 AM

You are now self employed. Hopefully you can handle the responsibilities 😊

*inserts day off*

Starlight October 24th, 2021 5:58 AM

You get Ferris Bueller singing Danke Schoen...

*inserts cow*

StCooler October 24th, 2021 6:40 AM

You get a cow doing skateboard.

*Inserts apple*

Mahian23 October 24th, 2021 6:53 AM

You get a broken Iphone 1

*Inserts a One Piece art*

Starlight October 24th, 2021 8:26 AM

Your art comes back out... in two pieces...

*inserts a aaa battery, some foil, a roll of tape and a twig*

Retek October 24th, 2021 8:48 AM

After some weird loud rumbling sounds, only the twig comes out.

inserts a mobile playing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

Megan October 24th, 2021 8:21 PM

You get a content strike on Youtube.

*inserts spare hand*

ReKoil October 25th, 2021 5:05 AM

You get a Stand... it's the Hand!



*inserts garlic*

Mahian23 October 26th, 2021 6:16 AM

You get a expired garlic Toast packet.Don't eat it! Or you will get sick.

*Inserts a Slime named Rimuru*

Starlight October 29th, 2021 3:41 PM

You get reincarnated.

*inserts AKB48 cd*

ReKoil October 30th, 2021 9:27 AM

You get a Wikipedia link since the Vending Machine had to look up what that was.... 😔

*inserts lucky coin*

ZeoStar October 30th, 2021 9:38 PM

You get a lucky paid vacation to a place of your choice.

*inserts coin*

StCooler October 31st, 2021 5:02 AM

You get a Hisuian PokéDollar.

*Inserts boarding pass*

ReKoil October 31st, 2021 7:36 AM

The Vending Machine pops it's door open and reveals a secret ladder. You follow the ladder down to a speedboat in the sewers, which takes you to the secret Underground City.

Hope you brought enough money.... who comes to this city STAYS in this city.... 😉

*inserts dumbbell*

Megan October 31st, 2021 9:29 PM

You get a smartbell. You can't use it for exercising but at least now you have something that can show you the time and the most recent tweets while you're pretending to exercise.

*inserts ribbon*

Starlight November 1st, 2021 5:29 AM

You get an upgrated vending machine that can now print documents!

*inserts left over Halloween pumpkin*

ReKoil November 1st, 2021 11:05 AM

You wait 15 minutes and the Vending Machine hands you a bowl of Pumpkin Soup =D

*inserts spoonful of sugar*

ZeoStar November 1st, 2021 3:09 PM

You get a sugar rush

*inserts my entire arm*

StCooler November 1st, 2021 4:17 PM

You get a weaponized arm.


*Inserts mouse*

Megan November 1st, 2021 9:24 PM

You get a keyboard, the superior input device!

*inserts notepad*

ReKoil November 2nd, 2021 11:31 AM

You get a pen so you can write stuff down in it... oh wait... do you have another by any chance? =3

*inserts enamel pin*

Starlight November 4th, 2021 1:25 PM

You turn the vending machine into a fully fledged gacha machine!

*inserts empty cardboard box*

Arcaneum November 4th, 2021 1:29 PM

You get a Solid Snake!

*Inserts the entirety of Amazon*

ReKoil November 5th, 2021 9:30 AM

You get a horde of angry Parrots & Macaws chasing you down! Don't stop! Don't think! JUST RUN! =D
(they are the most common animals in the Amazon River according to google).

*inserts empty chocolate wrapper and stares at the Vending machine like this:*

Starlight November 5th, 2021 6:36 PM

You get a fine for begging in a built up area ;)

*inserts dryer lint*

Arcaneum November 5th, 2021 6:45 PM

Out of the vending machine come tumbling out all of your odd socks that have been eaten by washing machines over the years. Every. Single. One.

*inserts magic wand*

ReKoil November 6th, 2021 9:59 AM

You get a grumpy hat that tells you you're Slytherin =D


*inserts Zeus' Lightning* 😙

ZeoStar November 6th, 2021 5:10 PM

Uh oh, you got an angry Kratos.

*inserts water stone*

StCooler November 6th, 2021 5:36 PM

You get 1500 PokéDollars.

*Inserts eyeshade*

ReKoil November 7th, 2021 4:33 AM

You get bonked on the back of the head by the Vending Machine to help you sleep.

*inserts Odd keystone*

Starlight November 7th, 2021 7:05 PM

You get a Spiritomb possessed vending machine 😱

*inserts chocolate milk*

Arcaneum November 8th, 2021 8:55 AM

It appears to have caused some weird role reversal - you are now in the glass and are amid chocolate milk.

Something a bit like this (pardon the low quality):

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/1a/6e/791a6e963f05963630d4152a8fa93706.jpg

*inserts trapped Taylor back into the vending machine*

ReKoil November 9th, 2021 8:55 AM

The Vending Machine gives you a waiver that you must sign, so that the Vending Machine can sell the bottle of chocolate milk with Ash inside to Disney. 😈

*inserts an M&M I dropped on the floor a couple minutes ago D=*

Starlight November 9th, 2021 4:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10426829)
The Vending Machine gives you a waiver that you must sign, so that the Vending Machine can sell the bottle of chocolate milk with Ash inside to Disney. 😈

*inserts an M&M I dropped on the floor a couple minutes ago D=*

😱😱😱

You get a lecture from Osmosis Jones!

*inserts boiled egg*

StCooler November 10th, 2021 5:44 AM

You get a boiled chicken! :O

*Inserts book about political science*

ReKoil November 10th, 2021 12:25 PM

The vending machine nods off.....

*tries to insert something, but the Vending machine is asleep so.... oh well... unplugs & re-plugs Vending machine*

Starlight November 10th, 2021 4:48 PM

You get a vending machine with a different personality... better hope it isn't evil...

*inserts Turkish delight*

ZeoStar November 10th, 2021 7:07 PM

You recieve delight.

*inserts wild card*

StCooler November 10th, 2021 9:07 PM

You get a 23.3 million $ debt.

*Inserts perfectly new mouse*

ReKoil November 11th, 2021 9:26 AM

You get the Vending Machine's old one and a thank you note =D

*inserts Eevee Earth Invasion map*

ZeoStar November 11th, 2021 1:57 PM

You get a rejection letter and warning from the Pikachu army.

*inserts the dice with a dollar*

StCooler November 11th, 2021 4:46 PM

You go directly to jail, do not pass go and do not collect 200$.

*Inserts PC moderator*

Megan November 12th, 2021 2:05 AM

You get banned.

*inserts infinitely long strip of paper*

Arcaneum November 12th, 2021 2:37 AM

By the power invested in me as the Origami Killer, the paper strip folds into your demise and pops out the machine. I'd start running.

*Inserts an empty vase*

ReKoil November 12th, 2021 11:51 AM

You get the vase back, filled with a pretty bouquet!



*inserts Samurai Helmet*

Starlight November 12th, 2021 2:38 PM

You get a Kabutops. Bonus points if you get the reference :)

*inserts discarded rotting pumpkin lantern*

Megan November 13th, 2021 8:45 AM

You get a coupon for a free tree for Christmas!

*inserts 3D point*

ReKoil November 13th, 2021 9:40 AM

You get a 3D compatible scanner!
Quick, take it to Captain Stern!

*inserts an Eevee and an Ice Stone*

Starlight November 13th, 2021 4:23 PM

You get a strange meat flavoured ice lolly... ... ...

*inserts trumpet*

StCooler November 13th, 2021 5:17 PM

You get a kazoo!

*Inserts new but malfunctioning headphones*

ReKoil November 14th, 2021 3:15 AM

The Vending Machine starts malfunctioning and returns to you the Dome Fossils I stole from you and gave it for safekeeping! 😤

*inserts the last Dragon Ball the Vending Machine needed to summon Shenron*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10428401)
You get a strange meat flavoured ice lolly... ... ...

*inserts trumpet*

😱

Starlight November 14th, 2021 6:45 AM

😅😇

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10428599)
*inserts the last Dragon Ball the Vending Machine needed to summon Shenron*

You get... Falkor :)

Shenron is on vacation!

*inserts empty tea bag*

StCooler November 14th, 2021 2:01 PM

The vending machine spits the tea bag back at you and yells that it was too bitter for it!

*Inserts atom of dioxygen*

ReKoil November 15th, 2021 8:56 AM

You get an invitation to a seminar on atoms =3

*inserts Glaceon Plush*

Starlight November 17th, 2021 8:11 AM

You get a Reaper Glaceon plush in return... at least I think it's a plush...


*inserts bamboo stick*

Roni December 10th, 2021 10:05 PM

You get a small wooden Farfetch'd figurine!

*inserts $10,000*

Megan December 11th, 2021 5:06 AM

You get some Pokemon themed gum.

*inserts coin*

Roni December 11th, 2021 7:14 AM

You get a Meowth's tail! Careful with it now.

*inserts my wristwatch*

ReKoil December 11th, 2021 10:59 AM

You get the Vending Machine's clock, hope it fits.... if you even have something you can attach it to =3

*inserts Optimus Prime*

Starlight December 15th, 2021 7:26 AM

You get Optimus returned to you but he was in there for quite a while so he's past his prime by now unfortunately

*inserts Taylor Swift CD*

ZeoStar December 17th, 2021 3:45 PM

You get dust on the CD. It has to be shaken off. If you lose the CD, you'll also have bad blood with Taylor Swift so be careful.

*inserts 2,000 marbles*

ReKoil December 18th, 2021 11:04 AM

You get a Marble Run set!


*inserts a postcard*

Starlight December 18th, 2021 11:41 AM

You get it back out with the vending machine's competition answers on the back of it...

*inserts postage stamp*

StCooler December 18th, 2021 5:39 PM

You get a postcard from a distant cousin in Hawaï!

*Inserts snow*

ReKoil December 19th, 2021 6:45 AM

You get a glass of water! 😉

*inserts Mystery Gift code*

Duck December 19th, 2021 5:37 PM

You get a disobedient Mew

Inserts a sand dollar

Starlight December 21st, 2021 4:52 AM

You get 120 bells from Mr. Nook

*inserts Christmas tree*

ReKoil December 21st, 2021 11:18 AM

The Vending Machine rates the decorations on the tree and gives you a card:



*inserts dartboard*

Starlight December 27th, 2021 11:13 PM

You get a male cow's glass eye...

*inserts video camera*

Roni December 28th, 2021 4:31 AM

You get an awfully shot vlog of me where I talk about why I prefer desktop PCs over laptops, for 3 hours.

*inserts a sharp pair of scissors*

StCooler December 28th, 2021 5:28 AM

You get a selfie with Edward Scissorhands.

*inserts squirrel*

ReKoil December 28th, 2021 11:52 AM

The Vending Machine pays you for chauffeuring the squirrel.
You then suddenly hear music playing from within the Vending Machine....

Spoiler:


*inserts Christmas Ball*

Starlight December 30th, 2021 6:39 AM

You get Rickrolled!

*inserts 16 candles*

Starlight March 3rd, 2022 9:01 AM

The candles blew out...

*inserts Megan's forum password*

ReKoil March 3rd, 2022 12:06 PM

You get people logging in with it and running amok! 😱

*inserts chocolate roni*

ZeoStar March 3rd, 2022 3:22 PM

You get a vanilla version instead.

*inserts all the money in the universe*

Roni March 3rd, 2022 9:18 PM

You get Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos bobbleheads superglued together.

*inserts a vial of Vitamin C tablets*

Starlight March 4th, 2022 3:51 AM

You get a developing lime addiction...

*inserts Ed, Edd n Eddy*

Eleanor March 4th, 2022 4:37 AM

You got Iron Maiden merch! I'm sure you'll love it :)

*inserts an acorn*

Roni March 4th, 2022 5:32 AM

You get 3 of my chipped teeth

*inserts a cozy oversized sweater*

ReKoil March 4th, 2022 10:52 AM

The Vending Machine puts it on and and make you some hot cocoa.

*inserts Snom plush*

Starlight March 4th, 2022 3:09 PM

You get some shredded stuffing and a few bits of thread...

*inserts Eurovision 2022 ticket*

Megan March 4th, 2022 10:08 PM

You get no points.

*inserts the concept of nothingness*

Roni March 4th, 2022 11:52 PM

You get e̸̦͓̙̘͕͛̋͐̋̾́͒̿̅͂͒͑ͅx̶̡͎̮̫̲͕͔̻̅̿̂͝ḯ̶̢̮̝̤̞͎͙͉̪̥̳͍̹̝̌͑͐̓͜s̷͎͙̯̦͔̻̈́͑̀̓t̶̺̖̺͕̖̦̝͙̯̄͐̒̿͊̇͋͠e̶̛̼̳͇͙̩̳̤̘͗̔̓n̴̡̢̧͎͙̉ͅͅt̴̢̬̻͈̺̣̭̄͑ͅì̷̝̺͕̬̠̭̬͎͈̖͕̹̝̰̰́̏͑̃̃̐̈́̀̃̐͝͝͝a̵̜̠̻̘͙̺͔̮̳̥̮̬̗͎͊̀́̉̅͑̉̐͒͘͠ͅḽ̴̪̱̪͉͊͋̈̐̐̏́͛̓̌͆͛̊̚ ̵̣̤̠̽͒̿d̶̘̭̿͗̋̈́̔͌̌̆͗̀͝r̸̨̯̝͍͚̖̬͕̠͚͕̈́͜ͅe̶͙͚̩̠̓͘ą̷̨̱̤͎̱̜̬̦̞͚̘̜̐͆̒̃͂̈͜ͅd̸̯̾̑̆̈̋̉̋̃͛̀̒̀̕̚


*inserts gatorade and m&m's*

Eleanor March 5th, 2022 12:34 AM

You get a quick trip to the doctor :)

* inserts myself *

ReKoil March 5th, 2022 12:03 PM

You get a Paradox.... how can the VM give you anything if you are what has been inserted?!
You just HAD to go and break the world again, huh? 😏
I'm not cleaning it up this time though 😉

*insert a note that says 'Please help me, I'm being abducted!' *


Starlight March 5th, 2022 2:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10478089)
You get a Paradox.... how can the VM give you anything if you are what has been inserted?!
You just HAD to go and break the world again, huh? 😏
I'm not cleaning it up this time though 😉

*insert a note that says 'Please help me, I'm being abducted!' *


Where do you come up with these? 😅

Ok you get nothing. I don't negotiate with terrorists!

*inserts banana*

ZeoStar March 5th, 2022 5:34 PM

Out comes a random person named Hannah.

*inserts my nintendo switch*

Megan March 6th, 2022 3:27 AM

You get a cheap knockoff console made of low quality plastic. It comes with over 500 games, but half of them are repeats. There's also like 20 different versions of Tetris on it.

*inserts pink dress*


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