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You get some fish and chips...
*inserts sachet of ketchup* |
You get a cleaning towel.
*inserts skeleton key* |
The vending machine resigns its position of a vending machine, and now starts a thriving career in housebreaking!
*Inserts job application for a permanent position in Harvard* |
You get a letter saying you've been hired as a landscaper! Those scythes you still have lying around will come in handy!
*inserts a picture of the unspeakable* |
The vending machine starts glowing an ominous green, before speaking guttural phrases, sprouting 20ft long limbs and terrorising the city.
*inserts one single coin* |
You get a gummiball with a Bulbasaur inside.
*inserts book page* |
You get a fragment of the e-book version of that book e-mailed to you!
*inserts cushion* |
You get a 190 x 150 cm mattress. Good luck carrying it home :)
*Inserts resistance band* Quote:
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You get a medal of honour... Vive la Resistance!!!
*inserts my phone* |
You got freedom!
*inserts freedom* |
You got captivity. Never let go of your freedom!
*inserts the slave chains of work* |
You are now self employed. Hopefully you can handle the responsibilities 😊
*inserts day off* |
You get Ferris Bueller singing Danke Schoen...
*inserts cow* |
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You get a broken Iphone 1
*Inserts a One Piece art* |
Your art comes back out... in two pieces...
*inserts a aaa battery, some foil, a roll of tape and a twig* |
After some weird loud rumbling sounds, only the twig comes out.
inserts a mobile playing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" |
You get a content strike on Youtube.
*inserts spare hand* |
You get a Stand... it's the Hand!
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*inserts garlic* |
You get a expired garlic Toast packet.Don't eat it! Or you will get sick.
*Inserts a Slime named Rimuru* |
You get reincarnated.
*inserts AKB48 cd* |
You get a Wikipedia link since the Vending Machine had to look up what that was.... 😔
*inserts lucky coin* |
You get a lucky paid vacation to a place of your choice.
*inserts coin* |
You get a Hisuian PokéDollar.
*Inserts boarding pass* |
The Vending Machine pops it's door open and reveals a secret ladder. You follow the ladder down to a speedboat in the sewers, which takes you to the secret Underground City.
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Hope you brought enough money.... who comes to this city STAYS in this city.... 😉 *inserts dumbbell* |
You get a smartbell. You can't use it for exercising but at least now you have something that can show you the time and the most recent tweets while you're pretending to exercise.
*inserts ribbon* |
You get an upgrated vending machine that can now print documents!
*inserts left over Halloween pumpkin* |
You wait 15 minutes and the Vending Machine hands you a bowl of Pumpkin Soup =D
*inserts spoonful of sugar* |
You get a sugar rush
*inserts my entire arm* |
You get a weaponized arm.
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*Inserts mouse* |
You get a keyboard, the superior input device!
*inserts notepad* |
You get a pen so you can write stuff down in it... oh wait... do you have another by any chance? =3
*inserts enamel pin* |
You turn the vending machine into a fully fledged gacha machine!
*inserts empty cardboard box* |
You get a Solid Snake!
*Inserts the entirety of Amazon* |
You get a horde of angry Parrots & Macaws chasing you down! Don't stop! Don't think! JUST RUN! =D
(they are the most common animals in the Amazon River according to google). *inserts empty chocolate wrapper and stares at the Vending machine like this:* Spoiler:
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You get a fine for begging in a built up area ;)
*inserts dryer lint* |
Out of the vending machine come tumbling out all of your odd socks that have been eaten by washing machines over the years. Every. Single. One.
*inserts magic wand* |
You get a grumpy hat that tells you you're Slytherin =D
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*inserts Zeus' Lightning* 😙 |
Uh oh, you got an angry Kratos.
*inserts water stone* |
You get 1500 PokéDollars.
*Inserts eyeshade* |
You get bonked on the back of the head by the Vending Machine to help you sleep.
*inserts Odd keystone* |
You get a Spiritomb possessed vending machine 😱
*inserts chocolate milk* |
It appears to have caused some weird role reversal - you are now in the glass and are amid chocolate milk.
Something a bit like this (pardon the low quality): https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/1a/6e/791a6e963f05963630d4152a8fa93706.jpg *inserts trapped Taylor back into the vending machine* |
The Vending Machine gives you a waiver that you must sign, so that the Vending Machine can sell the bottle of chocolate milk with Ash inside to Disney. 😈
*inserts an M&M I dropped on the floor a couple minutes ago D=* |
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You get a lecture from Osmosis Jones! *inserts boiled egg* |
You get a boiled chicken! :O
*Inserts book about political science* |
The vending machine nods off.....
*tries to insert something, but the Vending machine is asleep so.... oh well... unplugs & re-plugs Vending machine* |
You get a vending machine with a different personality... better hope it isn't evil...
*inserts Turkish delight* |
You recieve delight.
*inserts wild card* |
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You get the Vending Machine's old one and a thank you note =D
*inserts Eevee Earth Invasion map* |
You get a rejection letter and warning from the Pikachu army.
*inserts the dice with a dollar* |
You go directly to jail, do not pass go and do not collect 200$.
*Inserts PC moderator* |
You get banned.
*inserts infinitely long strip of paper* |
By the power invested in me as the Origami Killer, the paper strip folds into your demise and pops out the machine. I'd start running.
*Inserts an empty vase* |
You get the vase back, filled with a pretty bouquet!
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*inserts Samurai Helmet* |
You get a Kabutops. Bonus points if you get the reference :)
*inserts discarded rotting pumpkin lantern* |
You get a coupon for a free tree for Christmas!
*inserts 3D point* |
You get a 3D compatible scanner!
Quick, take it to Captain Stern! *inserts an Eevee and an Ice Stone* |
You get a strange meat flavoured ice lolly... ... ...
*inserts trumpet* |
You get a kazoo!
*Inserts new but malfunctioning headphones* |
The Vending Machine starts malfunctioning and returns to you the Dome Fossils I stole from you and gave it for safekeeping! 😤
*inserts the last Dragon Ball the Vending Machine needed to summon Shenron* Quote:
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Shenron is on vacation! *inserts empty tea bag* |
The vending machine spits the tea bag back at you and yells that it was too bitter for it!
*Inserts atom of dioxygen* |
You get an invitation to a seminar on atoms =3
*inserts Glaceon Plush* |
You get a Reaper Glaceon plush in return... at least I think it's a plush...
*inserts bamboo stick* |
You get a small wooden Farfetch'd figurine!
*inserts $10,000* |
You get some Pokemon themed gum.
*inserts coin* |
You get a Meowth's tail! Careful with it now.
*inserts my wristwatch* |
You get the Vending Machine's clock, hope it fits.... if you even have something you can attach it to =3
*inserts Optimus Prime* |
You get Optimus returned to you but he was in there for quite a while so he's past his prime by now unfortunately
*inserts Taylor Swift CD* |
You get dust on the CD. It has to be shaken off. If you lose the CD, you'll also have bad blood with Taylor Swift so be careful.
*inserts 2,000 marbles* |
You get a Marble Run set!
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*inserts a postcard* |
You get it back out with the vending machine's competition answers on the back of it...
*inserts postage stamp* |
You get a postcard from a distant cousin in Hawaï!
*Inserts snow* |
You get a glass of water! 😉
*inserts Mystery Gift code* |
You get a disobedient Mew
Inserts a sand dollar |
You get 120 bells from Mr. Nook
*inserts Christmas tree* |
The Vending Machine rates the decorations on the tree and gives you a card:
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*inserts dartboard* |
You get a male cow's glass eye...
*inserts video camera* |
You get an awfully shot vlog of me where I talk about why I prefer desktop PCs over laptops, for 3 hours.
*inserts a sharp pair of scissors* |
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The Vending Machine pays you for chauffeuring the squirrel.
You then suddenly hear music playing from within the Vending Machine.... Spoiler:
*inserts Christmas Ball* |
You get Rickrolled!
*inserts 16 candles* |
The candles blew out...
*inserts Megan's forum password* |
You get people logging in with it and running amok! 😱
*inserts chocolate roni* |
You get a vanilla version instead.
*inserts all the money in the universe* |
You get Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos bobbleheads superglued together.
*inserts a vial of Vitamin C tablets* |
You get a developing lime addiction...
*inserts Ed, Edd n Eddy* |
You got Iron Maiden merch! I'm sure you'll love it :)
*inserts an acorn* |
You get 3 of my chipped teeth
*inserts a cozy oversized sweater* |
The Vending Machine puts it on and and make you some hot cocoa.
*inserts Snom plush* |
You get some shredded stuffing and a few bits of thread...
*inserts Eurovision 2022 ticket* |
You get no points.
*inserts the concept of nothingness* |
You get e̸̦͓̙̘͕͛̋͐̋̾́͒̿̅͂͒͑ͅx̶̡͎̮̫̲͕͔̻̅̿̂͝ḯ̶̢̮̝̤̞͎͙͉̪̥̳͍̹̝̌͑͐̓͜s̷͎͙̯̦͔̻̈́͑̀̓t̶̺̖̺͕̖̦̝͙̯̄͐̒̿͊̇͋͠e̶̛̼̳͇͙̩̳̤̘͗̔̓n̴̡̢̧͎͙̉ͅͅt̴̢̬̻͈̺̣̭̄͑ͅì̷̝̺͕̬̠̭̬͎͈̖͕̹̝̰̰́̏͑̃̃̐̈́̀̃̐͝͝͝a̵̜̠̻̘͙̺͔̮̳̥̮̬̗͎͊̀́̉̅͑̉̐͒͘͠ͅḽ̴̪̱̪͉͊͋̈̐̐̏́͛̓̌͆͛̊̚ ̵̣̤̠̽͒̿d̶̘̭̿͗̋̈́̔͌̌̆͗̀͝r̸̨̯̝͍͚̖̬͕̠͚͕̈́͜ͅe̶͙͚̩̠̓͘ą̷̨̱̤͎̱̜̬̦̞͚̘̜̐͆̒̃͂̈͜ͅd̸̯̾̑̆̈̋̉̋̃͛̀̒̀̕̚
*inserts gatorade and m&m's* |
You get a quick trip to the doctor :)
* inserts myself * |
You get a Paradox.... how can the VM give you anything if you are what has been inserted?!
You just HAD to go and break the world again, huh? 😏 I'm not cleaning it up this time though 😉 *insert a note that says 'Please help me, I'm being abducted!' * Spoiler:
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Ok you get nothing. I don't negotiate with terrorists! *inserts banana* |
Out comes a random person named Hannah.
*inserts my nintendo switch* |
You get a cheap knockoff console made of low quality plastic. It comes with over 500 games, but half of them are repeats. There's also like 20 different versions of Tetris on it.
*inserts pink dress* |
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