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ZeoStar February 25th, 2021 6:21 AM

Your post count opens a rift
 
You gain a bunch of clones of yourself, equal to your current post count.

How many self clones are you now in charge of, and what kind of things are the clones going to do?

Taro Tanaka February 25th, 2021 7:42 AM

Me and my 75 brethren are gonna march over to the nearest Stripes convenience store and take all of their stuff without paying as they just sit there all confused.

colours February 25th, 2021 7:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherrim
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what would you do with over 30K clones of yourself???

Sami February 25th, 2021 7:55 AM

5K+ Shun's... TO WAR

spottedfirestar February 25th, 2021 7:56 AM

Me and my 39 (Or now 40, considering this post?) clones would probably have wayyy too much time on our hands...but I'd also be able to get an absolute buttload of schoolwork done, hrmmmm...

colours February 25th, 2021 7:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shun (Post 10293988)
5K+ Shun's... TO WAR

all defeated by shoving them into a toy train section of a supermarket

Sami February 25th, 2021 7:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colours (Post 10293991)
all defeated by shoving them into a toy train section of a supermarket

WE SHALL OVERCOME OUR MORTAL ENEMIES, TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG

Tsutarja February 25th, 2021 9:34 AM

oh shit OH FUCK

Ivysaur February 25th, 2021 9:59 AM

Run for office. I'd be 50% of the way to getting a seat in the city council just with my own votes.

Hell, I'm thinking too small. Our current prime minister won his primary with 74,000 votes. I could probably aim for something bigger than councilman.

Starlight February 25th, 2021 1:03 PM

Me and my 6,666 minions shall rise up and take the earth 😈

bg February 25th, 2021 3:47 PM

Well, it's just me and my 226 clones
Spoiler:
We shall hack the nuclear arsenal of all countries and launch all nuclear weapons to the sun.
Then, in a denuclearized world, we will sabotage and disassemble all existing armies until I and my Foundation (and also the followers we would made along the way) remain as the sole army and ruling power over the world :P

Palamon February 25th, 2021 4:00 PM

6,201 clones is 6,200 too many.

Fairy February 25th, 2021 7:10 PM

Have all of my clones use this PC account to make more posts and therefore more clones and have the MOST VPPS EVER

ZeoStar February 25th, 2021 7:32 PM

I need to stop being so lazy and actually read the VPP stuff. It looks interesting but I just close it off 20 seconds later.

Roni February 25th, 2021 7:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairy (Post 10294745)
Have all of my clones use this PC account to make more posts and therefore more clones and have the MOST VPPS EVER

first things first i'll get my 11,531 clones (with 100+ new ones coming in everyday) to make sure Fairy never achieves this :3

then i'd flood the graphic design job market or something lol

Ecliptic February 25th, 2021 9:14 PM

My 1262 clones and I will do the same thing Fairy planned to do and raise my VPPs faster muahahahaha

Megan February 26th, 2021 7:14 AM

"Breaking news: over 3000 clone bodies found downtown in front of a store! According to locals these people were going around in circles for a long time. When they where finally approached and asked what they where doing, all they said was that they were looking for a store to buy food. When they were told where the next store was they just looked puzzled and continued erring around. Autopsy confirms that they died of starvation. Investigations still continue!"

Starlight February 26th, 2021 8:31 AM

My clones have matured, and taking the earth is no longer their primary objective.

They now dedicate themselves to finding a cure for the forces of Roni, which are multiplying so fast, they've been declared a pandemic...

Cherrim February 26th, 2021 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colours (Post 10293978)
what would you do with over 30K clones of yourself???

I could fan translate entire JRPGs by myself with those numbers and each one of me would barely have to do anything. A few lines each, all in a consistent voice? The dream!

Setsuna February 26th, 2021 2:49 PM

I... kinda just think that'd be sorta hell-ish, haha. A thousand or more of me? I don't really do a whole lot but we'd probably have to co-exist in the same space, and I'd have to look at myself all day and it'd be... super weird...

Sothis February 26th, 2021 5:28 PM

16,000 something
They all have GI issues and mind their business.

Sonata February 26th, 2021 10:22 PM

Make a lot of money, first and foremost - terms and conditions may vary in legality. I imagine with that many versions of myself, I'd also eventually be able to do all the things that I actually want to do but can never motivate myself into starting up. Imagine the constant stream of media you could produce with that many people.

Then after that's all said and done... I'd probably just buy my seat in office and coast as I work a single day out of my entire career as a politician before each of my clones takes their turn.

Aslan February 27th, 2021 12:27 AM

With like 2730 versions of myself I would love to help out and volunteer. Maybe like working at a soup kitchen but my fine motor skills are questionable so perhaps not! Still it'd be powerful to have 2700 helpers around so I'd be down to try. I would also send around 2700 versions of myself to privately tutor so I can get $$$ :D

Nah February 27th, 2021 5:22 AM

14k+ of me appearing all at once sounds like a disaster really

Neon Pink February 27th, 2021 5:18 PM

Okay, I think i'd have ALMOST 900 clones of me.....

This won't end well at all. I...uh....we.....oh wait I got it! We'd storm Gamefreak headquarters and demand the National Dex in either BDSP or the Legends Arceus game.

I know not the greatest of answers.

I think there'd be one lone clone though that would get a job and make money for me.


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