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colours April 28th, 2021 2:52 PM

can you take on jeff bezos in a fight
 
RULES
- only fists
- jeff bezos cannot pay people to fight for him. you. and him. mano y mano.


THE SETTING
somehow, you find yourself crossing paths with Jeff Bezos. while walking past him, you accidentally step on his shoes that probably cost more than your entire life savings. bezos is pissed. his shoes are scuffed, and the only way you can resolved this is with a fight. do you think you can take him on?

Pig April 28th, 2021 2:54 PM

Not only do I fight him, and believe I could take him on, but I take his shoes when we're done. He is not above being bullied.

Mercurybro April 28th, 2021 2:57 PM

Yes.

I would knock him out quickly, take his shoes, tie them together, and throw them onto a power line somewhere.

I wanna see the remake of this thread with Elon Musk, though. He actually annoys me more, even if his companies are being more innovative and less corporate-focused than Amazon is.

Flowerchild April 28th, 2021 3:03 PM

i am very weak but even i would beat him to death

bg April 28th, 2021 3:05 PM

If it's hand-to-hand i would win (hard diff tho, bezos would still have an asspull move imo)
But once he's on the floor a neck snap should be enough.

...even tho i would be arrested, sued in an unfair international court and tied to an electric chair or exiled to Greenland for 100 years.

EDIT: looks like killing is not allowed. I would still be arrested for beating Jeff Bezos to a pulp

ZeoStar April 28th, 2021 4:00 PM

Yes, then he's getting stuffed in a box and sold on Amazon.com for 50 million.

Sothis April 28th, 2021 8:57 PM

I'd beat him up and sell his suit and shoes.

Megan April 29th, 2021 12:33 AM

There's only one way to find out! I could use a new pair of shoes...

Nah April 29th, 2021 3:54 AM

I've never been in a fight and have never seen Bezos in a fight, so I can't really know who would win in this

Sami April 29th, 2021 8:29 AM

wdym accidentally I did it on purpose... Amazon supports the complete evil by shipping shovels

ez victory for me, Amazon removes and burns every shovel they have and perhaps I will steal some of those nukes Jeff has

Arcaneum April 29th, 2021 4:46 PM

Imagine fighting him when instead you could befriend him, get next in line to take over Amazon and then kill him.

The fight is still won, it just takes a little longer is all.

That said, I am SO taking a swipe at him in the interim.

Devalue April 29th, 2021 5:01 PM

Estimates 50/50 odds. Weighs youth against exercise regimes.

punishedfelix April 30th, 2021 5:27 AM

Being disabled, I would be effectively owned; I need the support of my friends, like Unown or Wishiwashi.


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