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Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!
The sister thread to Answer the question above & quiz the next user!
But this one... takes a different path... In this game, we answer the question above, but blatantly lie or twist the answer! We then post another question for the next person to have fun with! Something like: Q. Do you like swimming? A. I love it! I once swam the entire length of the River Nile! Q. What is your favourite Anime? A. Hamilton Q. Can you juggle? A. Only when there's a full moon and it's raining... How much you want to diverge from reality in your answer is entirely up to you!!! Please make sure to always keep it clean & respectful as per PokéCommunity rules :) I'll start us off... How many cans of soda do you drink a day? |
I don't drink sodas for diet reasons, however I can swallow up to eight empty cans of soda in a day!
How long can you run? |
Bold of you to assume I'm currently not running:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/a6/49/57a64932fcddce62f5c7f49cc3838e05.jpg Don't worry, everything's bolted down and secure; it's a lot sturdier than it looks! I got plenty of batteries too. Me and the computer can run for days! I remembered seeing a pic like this and could not resist using it 😂 How long can you hold your breath? |
About three days. Though, I'll never show it and just pretend I suffocated after like three seconds just so people don't get envious.
How many houses can you built per second? |
As many as the videogame will let me. So one I guess, I mean I'm not particularly fast at clicking my mouse.
So I just need to make sure it's a big house. 1 mansion per second! How fast can you cycle? |
Not as fast as I used to be able to when I could do it an awful lot faster than I can now before I stopped being able to cycle faster than I could in the past. Now I just can't seem to swap tabs quick enough!
Have you ever been on a hovercraft? |
I built my own hovercraft.
How many planets have you visited? |
Many. I'd count them but that is pretty difficult because all of them blew up for some reason...
Have you ever worked in a storehouse? |
Just the storehouse called Earth, where humanity has been stored till the rest of the universe decides what to do with us.
So obviously I work in the finest storehouse of all =o for however long it lasts idk How many degrees do you have? |
I would say around 360, I'm a pretty rounded person.
Do you like coconuts? |
Yes! Some people put pineapples on pizzas, I put coconuts on pizzas.
Are you an artist? |
I love coconut milk, however it unfortunately does not love me =p
I also love coconut flavored biscuits! Did you know I grow the my own coconuts? Is it me or are some of these questions pretty hard to twist.... Never mind that, I post and refresh and someone else posted XD obviously! I'm the best lego and nano block builder ever! every single piece is a work of art! ugh... i had trouble even typing that... boasting is not for me lol When's the last time you conquered something and what was it? |
Not too long ago when I infiltrated PC's staff. They still won't make me an admin or owner, but fortunately they still don't know the truth, so there's still a chance to take over the place! :3
How do you keep track of your appointments? |
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Appointments... my system is really simple actually. I just don't go to any of them! Do you have any tattoos? |
I do. I have a portrait of my ex-wife on my shoulder. She died due to a critical hit of a wood hammer.
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😂 that picture 😂
I did, but I finished so fast they thought I never started. How big is your house? Quote:
I'd go with text messages from the people who get stood up... that or bills. |
My house is fairly cozy, it only has 2 bedrooms and 79 bathrooms.
Have you ever used twitter? |
I had an account but gave up on it after seeing the ending credits. It only took me canceling 20 people!
What's the oldest videogame console you own? |
Magnavox Odyssey, doesn't everyone have one?
How much do you spend on clothing every month? |
Nothing tbh. I steal it all!
Do you like gardening? |
Yes, but the plants don't like my gardening for some reason. Maybe I shouldn't have planted them on the ocean floor...
What's your favorite game? |
Borderlands 3, clearly it's the best in the franchise....
How many sauces do you eat at once? |
42
What do you have to offer your new king, shiny Gliscor |
A coup d'état.
What is your favourite colour? |
Kabutops's see in black and white.
What's your most recent success? |
Are you kidding me? Are you seriously trying remind me of you know what for your own good? You sick, shellfish person.
What if nobody was serious? |
The name would go unused...
Do you exercise? |
Everyday........
Do you listen to radio nowdays? |
Can’t, too busy listening to the screams of my subjects. Oops wrong forum
What do you do with pennies |
Obviously, I swim in them like scrooge mcduck!
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Just one minute ago.
What's your favourite pizza? Quote:
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Pineapple, of course. I'm one of the select few who work behind the scenes to abolish any other type of pizza so everyone else also gets to eat it.
Where were you last night? |
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Have you ever driven a tractor? |
Of course, me and my totally-not-imaginary-friends go around causing a ruckus on our tractors everyday!
I know this is twisted edition, but when I renewed my drivers license they added a tractor driving license to it for some reason... like, what? They just went 'doesn't matter if you've ever even sat on one, here's a license anyway'...... How much chocolate do you have? Quote:
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Around five kilograms, stored as triglycerides in my adipocytes.
What flavour do you prefer in cookies? |
Poison
What’s your favorite country besides your own |
I do love the Kingdom of Corona... although they don't get many tourists these days for some strange reason...
Can you play an instrument? |
I can play the finest instrument of them all: Computers. 😃
Have you ever been banned? (From a forum/game server/whatever) |
I get banned almost everyday on a certain thread. It's tough man.
How strong is your password for PokéCommunity? Just wondering. 😇 |
Stronger than you.
What is your second favorite Pokémon |
*is about to post*
*looks at title again* *deletes all text and starts anew* I just know I'm gonna mix these two threads up sooner or later 😂 So uh yeah.... definitely Hypno. Such a totally awesome pokemon, man! How can you NOT love it? The only mon more awesome is Mr. Mime! How often do you go to the toilet in a day? |
Between 1 and 500, approximately. Sometimes I just go to the toilet without having anything to do in it.
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Next question: How many push-ups can you do in one minute? |
No idea, last time I tried I collapsed and lost count. And the rest of my memory.
Which time period other than the present would you like to have been born in? (And is that correct english?) |
The future at a point where they have cured humanity's greed and we are ruled over by sentient chipmunks.
(and idk, I never payed attention during grammar lessons 😅) How long does it take you to run a marathon? |
42 195 / 100 * 7 = approximately 2954 days, cause I need a one-week break after each 100 meters.
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Move back to my home.
What’s your best idea ever |
Every single one of them I mean, what makes you think I have any good ideas? 😅
Have you ever tamed an animal? |
I met this wild sheep once. They looked all bedraggled, hungry, and with a really mean temper - they just wouldn't stop headbutting me. I was really patient, offered them a fresh grass sandwich, got them sheared, and now they're doing quite well for themselves I believe... ;)
Do you like dancing? |
Nope! When I learnt that the smell from Dirty Dancing came from all the old cheese they were using, things were never the same.
Are you rich in experience or rich in money? |
I'm rich in experience of having lots of money! I got it all :femme:
What's your favorite zodiac sign? |
The Zodiac of the Glaceon.... what? never heard of it? It exists though, I swear!
How big is your library? |
It's so big it is spread in four houses/apartments (some of my books are at my sister's, some are at my brother's, some are at my parents', and the rest are with me)
What do you do when you're feeling lazy? |
You answered it yourself! What else could I do, after all :)
What happens to you if you drink 4 cups of coffee all at once? |
Sudden Death mode
What do you do when your Pokémon is hungry? |
I sacrifice myself to them, because they're a Honedge (it actually happened)
What do you think of VPP? |
Not much. I didn't like it and I didn't hate it. It's part of what I studied at the university and I never ended up using.
Can you draw? |
I'm a venerable Michelangelo!
reality: I used to be able to draw decently as long as I wasn't drawing humans.... for some reason every human ended up a stick figure 😂 How famous are you? |
Not at all. I can't allow myself to be known for nobody should know of my assassination schemes.
What is this question? |
One you are not allowed to ask *holds up a honedge*
Who is your king? |
This guy:
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How many onions can you cut without crying? |
A lot. Well, just as many as I have knives I can throw at them.
What's the lagest tree you ever dug under? |
I don't dig under trees, I scythe them, because otherwise, they one-shoot me.
When humans didn't exist, how did cats survive without being stroked? |
They had dedicated underlings whose job it was to stroke higher ranking members. That was until the great catastrophe, when rival tribes battled and tried to steal each other's greatest petters for themselves.
Almost every single feline fell in the great war. The only survivors were a small pagan tribe that had offered their opposable thumbs to the catnip goddess in exchange for protection. Can you sing? |
Yes, my favorite and only technique is pig squeals :))
Which is your favorite PokéCommunity color theme? |
I rather like the bloody Slowpoke tail theme, it's quite relaxing.
Have tou ever placed a bet? |
No, but I accept quite a lot of bets and run of with the money 😈
Insert Oblivion Guard here: 'STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL S***' How good are you at board games? |
I master the whiteboard and I'm pretty good with a blackboard.
Why don't animals grow wheels? I mean, there are roads everywhere... Quote:
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Because they'd rather roll like Wooloo
What is your favorite insect, and why is it the grasshopper? |
I haven't tasted many insects, and I found that the grasshoppers were kinda "full of flesh" with that kinda crispy texture.
How to know if I am living in a simulator? Am I a Sim? |
I'm afraid that is on a need to know basis, citizen 6524534.
How much is that doggy in the window? |
If you mean this one:
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I'll give it to you for 10 kitties. Any less would be an insult to our feline overlords. How big is your garden? |
Around 80% of the surface of the Earth. I'm an aquatic Pokémon after all.
Can you count to infinity? |
I've done it 4 times already.
How much change is in your pocket? |
None! It's in my wallet, silly! :P
How many planes have you crashed? |
Around 50 I think (cf. that damn plane part in GTA5)
Who is the world champion of hair twirling? |
Anyone, but Megan's avatar.
*cough* Twisted Edition *cough* 😉 get it? =3 How many pets do you have? |
Five silly, can't you see my signature?
Can you pull a plane? |
If it finds me attractive, maybe.
What time is it? |
Work time! D:
What's your least favorite movie? |
Any movie with a protagonist.
Have you climbed Mt. Everest? |
Last time I tried it fell apart. I then had to pile up a bunch of rocks to fool people into believing it's still there. I'm impressed people still haven't noticed.
What's your favorite cooking recipe? |
I like the cooking recipe for brownies. I hung one on my wall, it looks good.
But I don't cook brownies. Where were you last night around 8 pm, what were you doing, and do you have any witness? |
Somewhere far away from that forest fire that mysteriously got put out. Obviously I was just shiny breeding instead! My witnesses have pretty much all been released into the wild though......
How many modern day conveniences have you invented? |
All of them, I'm a busy girl. You all owe me royalties btw. I except payment in cash, credit cards, and chocolate.
Have you ever climbed a tree? |
Of course, but the tree was not very happy afterwards. :)
Have you ever not been busy in your life? Genuine question! |
What's that? There's not being busy? such things exist?!
(seriously though, I do 'un-busy' myself when I have a couple weeks off but don't go anywhere.... loafing around galore!) Have you ever tried to use videogame/movie/anime/etc. logic in real life? |
No, never, and that's why I'm here after all
Do you like Italy? |
Yes. Thank you Benito Mussolini for being such an inspiring figure and turning me onto the culture.
Would you hang out with Bill Gates? |
Of course! He can show me his money and I can show him my favorite baseball bat!
Where do you live? |
In your attic 😈
Can you count backwards? |
I can, but if I do it starts a countdown and the world will end when it reaches zero =(
Have you been in the news? |
Of course. I mean, a living Kabutops, that's a scientific breakthrough!
What would happen if a Pokémon trainer met a Yu-Gi-Oh! duellist? |
They'd need to find a middle ground and play a game of Pokemon TCG, but with Magic: The gathering cards!
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It's the button that will send the supermarket a message telling them that more chocolate is needed. It's pretty worn down aye.
Which videogame boss are you? |
Hercules from God of War 3, cause they used me as a model for his physique.
What movies have you directed? |
I am Alfred Hitchcock, director of many movies.
Is that a pikachu on your shoulder? |
Yes, but it's just a plush. The real one is being held in an undisclosed location. I ain't sharing how I made Pikachu real either. That's on a need to know basis.
I just needed a couple test runs anyway to make sure I can make an Eevee that doesn't have to suffer side effects or defects. *twirls mandatory evil scientist mustache* Did you see what happened last night? 😈 |
I know right! Megan winning that world title was unexpected from an odds point of view, but I always believed in her!
Have you ever tried a lazy river? |
It was the closest to ever getting to get a guilty verdict on a river. Unfortunately, lazy doesn't mean that it won't run away. <_<
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