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Starlight June 27th, 2021 4:47 AM

Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!
 
The sister thread to Answer the question above & quiz the next user!

But this one... takes a different path...


In this game, we answer the question above, but blatantly lie or twist the answer! We then post another question for the next person to have fun with!

Something like:

Q. Do you like swimming? A. I love it! I once swam the entire length of the River Nile!

Q. What is your favourite Anime? A. Hamilton

Q. Can you juggle? A. Only when there's a full moon and it's raining...


How much you want to diverge from reality in your answer is entirely up to you!!!


Please make sure to always keep it clean & respectful as per PokéCommunity rules :)


I'll start us off...

How many cans of soda do you drink a day?

StCooler July 2nd, 2021 1:19 AM

I don't drink sodas for diet reasons, however I can swallow up to eight empty cans of soda in a day!

How long can you run?

ReKoil July 2nd, 2021 7:12 AM

Bold of you to assume I'm currently not running:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/a6/49/57a64932fcddce62f5c7f49cc3838e05.jpg
Don't worry, everything's bolted down and secure; it's a lot sturdier than it looks! I got plenty of batteries too. Me and the computer can run for days!
I remembered seeing a pic like this and could not resist using it 😂

How long can you hold your breath?

Megan July 2nd, 2021 7:37 AM

About three days. Though, I'll never show it and just pretend I suffocated after like three seconds just so people don't get envious.

How many houses can you built per second?

ReKoil July 3rd, 2021 8:39 AM

As many as the videogame will let me. So one I guess, I mean I'm not particularly fast at clicking my mouse.
So I just need to make sure it's a big house. 1 mansion per second!

How fast can you cycle?

Starlight July 3rd, 2021 8:48 AM

Not as fast as I used to be able to when I could do it an awful lot faster than I can now before I stopped being able to cycle faster than I could in the past. Now I just can't seem to swap tabs quick enough!


Have you ever been on a hovercraft?

ZeoStar July 3rd, 2021 2:54 PM

I built my own hovercraft.

How many planets have you visited?

Megan July 4th, 2021 12:51 AM

Many. I'd count them but that is pretty difficult because all of them blew up for some reason...

Have you ever worked in a storehouse?

ReKoil July 4th, 2021 3:42 AM

Just the storehouse called Earth, where humanity has been stored till the rest of the universe decides what to do with us.
So obviously I work in the finest storehouse of all =o
for however long it lasts idk

How many degrees do you have?

Starlight July 4th, 2021 2:36 PM

I would say around 360, I'm a pretty rounded person.

Do you like coconuts?

StCooler July 5th, 2021 3:11 AM

Yes! Some people put pineapples on pizzas, I put coconuts on pizzas.

Are you an artist?

ReKoil July 5th, 2021 3:11 AM

I love coconut milk, however it unfortunately does not love me =p
I also love coconut flavored biscuits!
Did you know I grow the my own coconuts?
Is it me or are some of these questions pretty hard to twist....

Never mind that, I post and refresh and someone else posted XD

obviously! I'm the best lego and nano block builder ever! every single piece is a work of art!
ugh... i had trouble even typing that... boasting is not for me lol


When's the last time you conquered something and what was it?

Megan July 5th, 2021 8:03 AM

Not too long ago when I infiltrated PC's staff. They still won't make me an admin or owner, but fortunately they still don't know the truth, so there's still a chance to take over the place! :3

How do you keep track of your appointments?

Starlight July 8th, 2021 6:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10378647)
Not too long ago when I infiltrated PC's staff. They still won't make me an admin or owner, but fortunately they still don't know the truth, so there's still a chance to take over the place! :3

How do you keep track of your appointments?

Weren't you made Admin last week?

Appointments... my system is really simple actually. I just don't go to any of them!

Do you have any tattoos?

StCooler July 8th, 2021 6:46 AM

I do. I have a portrait of my ex-wife on my shoulder. She died due to a critical hit of a wood hammer.


Have you tried running a marathon?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10379569)
Appointments... my system is really simple actually. I just don't go to any of them!

But that doesn't answer the question... How do you keep track of the appointments you don't go to? :P

ReKoil July 8th, 2021 7:58 AM

😂 that picture 😂

I did, but I finished so fast they thought I never started.

How big is your house?

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10379576)
But that doesn't answer the question... How do you keep track of the appointments you don't go to? :P

At least she has appointments to not go to =o
I'd go with text messages from the people who get stood up... that or bills.

Starlight July 10th, 2021 4:40 PM

My house is fairly cozy, it only has 2 bedrooms and 79 bathrooms.

Have you ever used twitter?

Megan July 11th, 2021 12:19 AM

I had an account but gave up on it after seeing the ending credits. It only took me canceling 20 people!

What's the oldest videogame console you own?

ReKoil July 11th, 2021 4:41 AM

Magnavox Odyssey, doesn't everyone have one?

How much do you spend on clothing every month?

Starlight July 13th, 2021 2:46 AM

Nothing tbh. I steal it all!

Do you like gardening?

Megan July 14th, 2021 6:46 AM

Yes, but the plants don't like my gardening for some reason. Maybe I shouldn't have planted them on the ocean floor...

What's your favorite game?

ReKoil July 14th, 2021 9:30 AM

Borderlands 3, clearly it's the best in the franchise....

How many sauces do you eat at once?

Shiny Gliscor King July 14th, 2021 12:25 PM

42
What do you have to offer your new king, shiny Gliscor

Starlight July 14th, 2021 6:21 PM

A coup d'état.

What is your favourite colour?

StCooler July 14th, 2021 11:13 PM

Kabutops's see in black and white.

What's your most recent success?

PageEmp July 15th, 2021 12:32 AM

Are you kidding me? Are you seriously trying remind me of you know what for your own good? You sick, shellfish person.

What if nobody was serious?

Starlight July 15th, 2021 2:14 AM

The name would go unused...

Do you exercise?

Allen303 July 15th, 2021 2:41 AM

Everyday........

Do you listen to radio nowdays?

Shiny Gliscor King July 15th, 2021 5:34 AM

Can’t, too busy listening to the screams of my subjects. Oops wrong forum

What do you do with pennies

ReKoil July 15th, 2021 10:17 AM

Obviously, I swim in them like scrooge mcduck!

When did you last have some time off ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10381748)
Kabutops's see in black and white.

so which is it then? Black? or white? 😇 😉

StCooler July 17th, 2021 11:12 PM

Just one minute ago.

What's your favourite pizza?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10381990)
so which is it then? Black? or white? 😇 😉

Grey 86% :D

Megan July 17th, 2021 11:53 PM

Pineapple, of course. I'm one of the select few who work behind the scenes to abolish any other type of pizza so everyone else also gets to eat it.

Where were you last night?

Starlight July 18th, 2021 3:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10382884)
Where were you last night?

I was dealing with an evil army of silent mutant ants (known as The Mute-Ants) that were stealing everyone's dinners and carrying them off for their queen. They took so long to bring the food back to me that I had to dock them pay.


Have you ever driven a tractor?

ReKoil July 18th, 2021 5:17 AM

Of course, me and my totally-not-imaginary-friends go around causing a ruckus on our tractors everyday!

I know this is twisted edition, but when I renewed my drivers license they added a tractor driving license to it for some reason... like, what?
They just went 'doesn't matter if you've ever even sat on one, here's a license anyway'......


How much chocolate do you have?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10382938)
I was dealing with an evil army of silent mutant ants (known as The Mute-Ants) that were stealing everyone's dinners and carrying them off for their queen. They took so long to bring the food back to me that I had to dock them pay.

That plot twist though 😂

StCooler July 18th, 2021 1:06 PM

Around five kilograms, stored as triglycerides in my adipocytes.

What flavour do you prefer in cookies?

Shiny Gliscor King July 18th, 2021 3:20 PM

Poison

What’s your favorite country besides your own

Starlight July 18th, 2021 4:25 PM

I do love the Kingdom of Corona... although they don't get many tourists these days for some strange reason...

Can you play an instrument?

ReKoil July 19th, 2021 7:38 AM

I can play the finest instrument of them all: Computers. 😃

Have you ever been banned?
(From a forum/game server/whatever)

StCooler July 19th, 2021 9:28 AM

I get banned almost everyday on a certain thread. It's tough man.

How strong is your password for PokéCommunity?
Just wondering.
😇

Shiny Gliscor King July 19th, 2021 11:47 AM

Stronger than you.

What is your second favorite Pokémon

ReKoil July 20th, 2021 8:50 AM

*is about to post*
*looks at title again*
*deletes all text and starts anew*
I just know I'm gonna mix these two threads up sooner or later 😂

So uh yeah.... definitely Hypno. Such a totally awesome pokemon, man! How can you NOT love it? The only mon more awesome is Mr. Mime!

How often do you go to the toilet in a day?

StCooler July 20th, 2021 12:00 PM

Between 1 and 500, approximately. Sometimes I just go to the toilet without having anything to do in it.

Have you ever seen a rainbow?



Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10383724)
*is about to post*
*looks at title again*
*deletes all text and starts anew*
I just know I'm gonna mix these two threads up sooner or later 😂

I know that feel XD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny Gliscor King (Post 10383450)
What is your second favorite Pokémon

Kabutops :D

Retek July 20th, 2021 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10383819)
Have you ever seen a rainbow?

I did see a rainbow, but they were two at a single time!

Next question: How many push-ups can you do in one minute?

Eleanor July 21st, 2021 12:38 AM

No idea, last time I tried I collapsed and lost count. And the rest of my memory.

Which time period other than the present would you like to have been born in? (And is that correct english?)

ReKoil July 21st, 2021 8:48 AM

The future at a point where they have cured humanity's greed and we are ruled over by sentient chipmunks.
(and idk, I never payed attention during grammar lessons 😅)

How long does it take you to run a marathon?

StCooler July 21st, 2021 11:49 PM

42 195 / 100 * 7 = approximately 2954 days, cause I need a one-week break after each 100 meters.

What's your plan to survive global warming?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Eleanor (Post 10384003)
Which time period other than the present would you like to have been born in? (And is that correct english?)

It looks like correct French or Spanish though :D

Shiny Gliscor King July 22nd, 2021 7:21 AM

Move back to my home.

What’s your best idea ever

ReKoil July 22nd, 2021 9:10 AM

Every single one of them I mean, what makes you think I have any good ideas? 😅

Have you ever tamed an animal?

Starlight July 22nd, 2021 1:44 PM

I met this wild sheep once. They looked all bedraggled, hungry, and with a really mean temper - they just wouldn't stop headbutting me. I was really patient, offered them a fresh grass sandwich, got them sheared, and now they're doing quite well for themselves I believe... ;)

Do you like dancing?

Megan July 22nd, 2021 4:54 PM

Nope! When I learnt that the smell from Dirty Dancing came from all the old cheese they were using, things were never the same.

Are you rich in experience or rich in money?

Eleanor July 23rd, 2021 4:38 AM

I'm rich in experience of having lots of money! I got it all :femme:

What's your favorite zodiac sign?

ReKoil July 23rd, 2021 10:48 AM

The Zodiac of the Glaceon.... what? never heard of it? It exists though, I swear!

How big is your library?

StCooler July 23rd, 2021 12:51 PM

It's so big it is spread in four houses/apartments (some of my books are at my sister's, some are at my brother's, some are at my parents', and the rest are with me)

What do you do when you're feeling lazy?

Eleanor July 24th, 2021 1:28 AM

You answered it yourself! What else could I do, after all :)

What happens to you if you drink 4 cups of coffee all at once?

Shiny Gliscor King July 24th, 2021 6:16 AM

Sudden Death mode

What do you do when your Pokémon is hungry?

Eleanor July 24th, 2021 7:05 AM

I sacrifice myself to them, because they're a Honedge (it actually happened)

What do you think of VPP?

StCooler July 24th, 2021 8:37 AM

Not much. I didn't like it and I didn't hate it. It's part of what I studied at the university and I never ended up using.

Can you draw?

ReKoil July 24th, 2021 9:12 AM

I'm a venerable Michelangelo!
reality: I used to be able to draw decently as long as I wasn't drawing humans.... for some reason every human ended up a stick figure 😂

How famous are you?

Megan July 24th, 2021 9:46 PM

Not at all. I can't allow myself to be known for nobody should know of my assassination schemes.

What is this question?

Shiny Gliscor King July 25th, 2021 6:39 AM

One you are not allowed to ask *holds up a honedge*

Who is your king?

ReKoil July 25th, 2021 7:21 AM

This guy:
Spoiler:


How many onions can you cut without crying?

Megan July 25th, 2021 8:51 PM

A lot. Well, just as many as I have knives I can throw at them.

What's the lagest tree you ever dug under?

StCooler July 27th, 2021 11:07 AM

I don't dig under trees, I scythe them, because otherwise, they one-shoot me.

When humans didn't exist, how did cats survive without being stroked?

Starlight July 27th, 2021 12:34 PM

They had dedicated underlings whose job it was to stroke higher ranking members. That was until the great catastrophe, when rival tribes battled and tried to steal each other's greatest petters for themselves.

Almost every single feline fell in the great war. The only survivors were a small pagan tribe that had offered their opposable thumbs to the catnip goddess in exchange for protection.


Can you sing?

Eleanor July 27th, 2021 12:55 PM

Yes, my favorite and only technique is pig squeals :))

Which is your favorite PokéCommunity color theme?

Starlight July 27th, 2021 2:27 PM

I rather like the bloody Slowpoke tail theme, it's quite relaxing.

Have tou ever placed a bet?

ReKoil July 28th, 2021 8:43 AM

No, but I accept quite a lot of bets and run of with the money 😈
Insert Oblivion Guard here: 'STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL S***'

How good are you at board games?

StCooler July 28th, 2021 9:15 AM

I master the whiteboard and I'm pretty good with a blackboard.

Why don't animals grow wheels?
I mean, there are roads everywhere...


Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10386775)
Insert Oblivion Guard here: 'STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL S***'

😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oblivion <3

Eleanor July 28th, 2021 12:26 PM

Because they'd rather roll like Wooloo

What is your favorite insect, and why is it the grasshopper?

StCooler July 29th, 2021 2:16 AM

I haven't tasted many insects, and I found that the grasshoppers were kinda "full of flesh" with that kinda crispy texture.

How to know if I am living in a simulator?
Am I a Sim?

Starlight July 29th, 2021 5:39 AM

I'm afraid that is on a need to know basis, citizen 6524534.

How much is that doggy in the window?

ReKoil July 29th, 2021 11:03 AM

If you mean this one:


I'll give it to you for 10 kitties. Any less would be an insult to our feline overlords.

How big is your garden?

StCooler August 2nd, 2021 10:21 AM

Around 80% of the surface of the Earth. I'm an aquatic Pokémon after all.

Can you count to infinity?

ZeoStar August 2nd, 2021 10:28 AM

I've done it 4 times already.

How much change is in your pocket?

Megan August 2nd, 2021 8:56 PM

None! It's in my wallet, silly! :P

How many planes have you crashed?

StCooler August 3rd, 2021 3:35 AM

Around 50 I think (cf. that damn plane part in GTA5)

Who is the world champion of hair twirling?

ReKoil August 3rd, 2021 11:03 AM

Anyone, but Megan's avatar.
*cough* Twisted Edition *cough* 😉
get it? =3


How many pets do you have?

StCooler August 4th, 2021 9:32 AM

Five silly, can't you see my signature?

Can you pull a plane?

Starlight August 4th, 2021 2:56 PM

If it finds me attractive, maybe.

What time is it?

Megan August 4th, 2021 8:46 PM

Work time! D:

What's your least favorite movie?

ZeoStar August 5th, 2021 3:21 PM

Any movie with a protagonist.

Have you climbed Mt. Everest?

Megan August 5th, 2021 6:35 PM

Last time I tried it fell apart. I then had to pile up a bunch of rocks to fool people into believing it's still there. I'm impressed people still haven't noticed.

What's your favorite cooking recipe?

StCooler August 6th, 2021 3:06 AM

I like the cooking recipe for brownies. I hung one on my wall, it looks good.
But I don't cook brownies.

Where were you last night around 8 pm, what were you doing, and do you have any witness?

ReKoil August 6th, 2021 9:51 AM

Somewhere far away from that forest fire that mysteriously got put out. Obviously I was just shiny breeding instead! My witnesses have pretty much all been released into the wild though......

How many modern day conveniences have you invented?

Starlight August 7th, 2021 4:17 AM

All of them, I'm a busy girl. You all owe me royalties btw. I except payment in cash, credit cards, and chocolate.

Have you ever climbed a tree?

Eleanor August 7th, 2021 8:38 AM

Of course, but the tree was not very happy afterwards. :)

Have you ever not been busy in your life? Genuine question!

ReKoil August 7th, 2021 10:39 AM

What's that? There's not being busy? such things exist?!
(seriously though, I do 'un-busy' myself when I have a couple weeks off but don't go anywhere.... loafing around galore!)

Have you ever tried to use videogame/movie/anime/etc. logic in real life?

Eleanor August 7th, 2021 1:13 PM

No, never, and that's why I'm here after all

Do you like Italy?

ZeoStar August 7th, 2021 2:04 PM

Yes. Thank you Benito Mussolini for being such an inspiring figure and turning me onto the culture.

Would you hang out with Bill Gates?

Megan August 7th, 2021 8:26 PM

Of course! He can show me his money and I can show him my favorite baseball bat!

Where do you live?

Starlight August 8th, 2021 4:43 AM

In your attic 😈

Can you count backwards?

ReKoil August 8th, 2021 10:00 AM

I can, but if I do it starts a countdown and the world will end when it reaches zero =(

Have you been in the news?

StCooler August 8th, 2021 12:59 PM

Of course. I mean, a living Kabutops, that's a scientific breakthrough!

What would happen if a Pokémon trainer met a Yu-Gi-Oh! duellist?

Megan August 8th, 2021 8:34 PM

They'd need to find a middle ground and play a game of Pokemon TCG, but with Magic: The gathering cards!

What does this button do?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10390701)
In your attic 😈

If I had an ettic I'd be very puzzled as to why you'd hide up there instead of coming down and having a nice cup of tea. :3

ReKoil August 9th, 2021 7:15 AM

It's the button that will send the supermarket a message telling them that more chocolate is needed. It's pretty worn down aye.

Which videogame boss are you?

StCooler August 10th, 2021 9:43 AM

Hercules from God of War 3, cause they used me as a model for his physique.

What movies have you directed?

ZeoStar August 10th, 2021 1:22 PM

I am Alfred Hitchcock, director of many movies.

Is that a pikachu on your shoulder?

ReKoil August 11th, 2021 10:49 AM

Yes, but it's just a plush. The real one is being held in an undisclosed location. I ain't sharing how I made Pikachu real either. That's on a need to know basis.
I just needed a couple test runs anyway to make sure I can make an Eevee that doesn't have to suffer side effects or defects.
*twirls mandatory evil scientist mustache*

Did you see what happened last night? 😈

Starlight August 12th, 2021 5:56 AM

I know right! Megan winning that world title was unexpected from an odds point of view, but I always believed in her!

Have you ever tried a lazy river?

Megan August 12th, 2021 6:23 AM

It was the closest to ever getting to get a guilty verdict on a river. Unfortunately, lazy doesn't mean that it won't run away. <_<
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10392237)
I know right! Megan winning that world title was unexpected from an odds point of view, but I always believed in her!

What are you talking about? What odds? Why unexpected? I thought it was pretty clear. It even reflects on the trophy! Here, look for yourself...wait...oh no...nononononononono, it can't be. Crap! Now I have to do it all over again... ._.


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