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Because there can only be one Fact Checking Gardevoir!
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I would have thought you would keep these windows open in your web browser to help your computer ventilate, but then, you are a Glaceon, you can always cool it yourself! Why do you only go outside at night ? |
Because there's no blistering sun trying to melt me!
Why do you keep ripping the last page you read out of your books? |
Because I'm done with them. Books are consumable items, are they not? At least our capitalist overlords say so. D:
What do you need 5 shopping carts for? |
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How often do you go the the beach? |
Really less often than I used to, since I met a certain Slowbro...
Why are you hiding under that pile of clothes in this clothing store ? |
Someone burned my maid outfit so I'm hiding here while trying to find something new to wear D=
Were you the one who used Burning Jealousy in the mall a couple minutes ago? and set a poor Glaceon's clothes on fire! 😤 |
Yeah sorry, I lost a bet, I had to use Metronome in a public place, and that's the move I got...
Were you talking to your computer?! |
No. Spoke to the reflection in the monitor. Work! Come on! Stop doing nothing! Do not pretend like that video is taking up all your bandwidth! Really needs to restrict cookies on you.
Why is your keyboard missing the "1" key? |
I removed it, framed it and hung it onto the wall. It's to make sure I stablish who's the boss in my room!
Are you trying to become a helicopter or why else are you spinning your dumbells so hard? |
I'm trying to strengthen my arms and legs so that I can take up the open position on Santa's sleigh next winter =D
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Why do you keep removing Slowpoke images from Cooler's slowpoke related search results? D= |
Oh sorry, it must be a black hole I left here by mistake...
Great news! I just volunteered to allow Santa to have some rest, next winter, by doing his job in his stead! Spoiler:
What do you want us to bring to you next Christmas ? |
I want to go skiing with Santa. Hopefully that's not interrupting his rest
What's the difference between 30 and 60 FPS? |
FPS - or Freddo-per-Shilling - is an ancient English price measure used to track inflation (Freddo is a chocolate bar). 60 FPS means a strong pound, 30 FPS means we're changing government.
Why is the sky blue but the sea brown? |
Humanity chocolate-ified the ocean several years ago. Free chocolate for all!
There is still stuff living in it though.... so be careful... wouldn't want to swallow an Atlantean by accident! As for the sky.... we shot lots of Blue food coloring into the sky just so that we could have blue skies even when it's cloudy. It was a global decision.... did you forget? Why do you have hundreds of toothpaste tubes? |
Because my Snorlax friend and neighbour empties tens of them every single day, as it insists about brushing its teeth after each of its innumerable meals!
Why did you lit your chimney up ? |
I was trapping the fake santa.
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A butterfly wielding a double-greatsword, fighting for its family and its country against the mosquito terrorists, who stole the chocolate. It is the meaning of life: you need to arm yourself if you want the chocolate!
Did I fail the Rorschach test of the user above? |
Test? what test? you perfectly described that spoiler's content!
What did you say to Cooler? D= Spoiler:
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I told him the secrets of the universe.
Why do people say "EEK" when something startles them? |
It's hard to express sound when you're not trapped inside a comic. That's just humankind adapting to that reality.
Why don't you enter the door? It's save, I promise! >:3 |
It says I need to be level 100 to enter. I'm only level 99. I quite literally can't physically enter it due to an invisible barrier!
Why do you live on top of a mountain? |
So that I can see all of my kingdom (queendom ?)!
Why are you calling the police ? |
I saw the user above you wielding a water gun, while Glaceon cannot learn Water Gun! 😱
What do the trees say to you when you walk in the forest? Quote:
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They say some nasty things. Having a Halloween themed forest really isn't fun at times. :(
Why don't you work more? |
People would become jealous of all the praise I'd earn. They will come at me with pitchforks sooner or later D=
To help me keep my praise together, no doubt! Why did you send me a photo of a hammer? |
Because I wanted to know if you think it would be a good hammer to get rid of the many Murkrows gathering around my home at night!
Why do you want a Gyarados, again ? |
Someone snatched my former Gyarados from me while I was walking it :(
Why do you worry about the next Pokémon game? |
Because the last one broke a leg right after release. It's what happens when you don't watch where you're going, stumble and fall. We don't need that tragedy to repeat itself!
What's your favorite food? |
Other people's 😉 😏
*quickly devours the food on Megan's plate while she's not looking* Why are you pushing a shopping cart full of plushes around? |
How do you think I do my rehearsals ? I need an audience!
How many fans do you have ? |
My last concert went well, I had some audience...
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Why are you wearing a hoodie during the heat wave?! |
Seeks to be on the cutting-edge of fashion. Designed lots of fashionable things to be uncomfortable. What is more uncomfortable than heat stroke?
Do not worry, though. Only pretends to suffer from heat stroke. Hid bags of ice cubes beneath everything. Bottles in the cold like a refrigerator. (True, somewhat related sidenote: Witnessed someone wearing very high platform shoes outside. Guesses maybe a foot tall, no pun intended. Occurred during Winter, with snow and ice around. Feared for their ankles.) ______________ How are you going to get the cat out of the tree? |
I'll smack the tree into next week with my hammer. And since cats always fall onto their feet it'll be alright!
How do you prepare for the next battle? |
By calling the foe beforehand and making them aware of the things I could say about them on TV if they don't let me win!
What are the three things you would bring on a small, desert island ? |
1) A portal gun. I'd shoot the orange portal back home and then shoot the blue one on the island.
2) a Companion cube. Which is basically just a fancy cooler so my chocolate won't melt. 3) a bike so I can freeze the water while paddling across it. Where does your teleporter lead? |
How do you know about my teleporter to the throne of the high council of the Jedi Timelord Galactic Federation?
Were the Beatles all superheroes like Spider-Man and Ant Man? |
Not a single one, unless you mean in that they are somewhat overrated.
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? |
Tom Cruise
Why does Britain have all this public rigmarole for choosing the next Prime Minister instead of using the classic “lock all the bishops in the room and they can only communicate via smoke signals” that works so well for the worlds moral leaders in the Vatican? |
Probably due to the wind. Nefarious spy agencies can easily intercept and reroute smoke signals. It could be dangerous for national safety.
What do you need to make a potion of invisibility? Quote:
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Onions. Lots and lots of onions. One breath is all you need and everyone in the room starts crying and therefor can't see you anymore.
Can you show me how to swim? |
The trick is to make sure your whole body - head included - is submerged. As your body’s natural buoyancy will keep your head above water, I suggest ingesting large amounts of the body of water you are attempting to swim in so as to weigh you down. Once you’re under, head down (movies have shown humans have excellent underwater vision) and kick your legs as hard as you can!
Why is Gamora? |
Why wouldn't she be Gamora? Who are you to denounce her claim to that name? If your Sprigatito want's that name let her have it!
Which coffin is mine? |
Those are all sold out, unfortunately. But we do still have this plastic bag if you want it? We'll even throw in a free Koffing! :D
Why can I not get anywhere? |
If you buy better quality clothes you will get the proper amount of wear from them. STOP BUYING CHEAP!
When is the best time to eat breakfast? |
Obviously it's when you're BREAKdancing very FAST!
Can I have that? |
No sorry, I don't share the souls I take from people.
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Parlent anglais. Pourquoi est-ce-que vous voudrait parler une langue horrible? Ne peut pas être d'accord sur les prononciations ou les orthographes. Ne pourra pas lirer la même langue en vingt ans. Est une blague.
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Today! I sent one to you actually! You will like it, its a demand for two million dollars in damages for breaking my favourite teapot.
Would you take a one way space flight? |
Well if I keep going long enough I'll loop back round right? Sure! why not =3
Don't you think that cupboard is looking mighty sus? |
You mean because it stands right besides the body and has a knife glued to itself that also has a little sign attached that says "murder weapon"? Nah, you're imagining things. I am pretty sure it was the clown down the street. I mean, have you seen that nose of his?
Can you help me deliver that package over there? |
Of course! Just let me prepare the catapult!
Can you help me carrying my luggage to my car ? It is for a trip to Galar. |
*creates a slide made of ice*
Sure! Just put them on and give it a little push! You did open the trunk, right? How often do people ask you for autographs? |
All the time. I can not save myself from all the masses of people who want an autograph of me. Still, I have to wonder how long it will take them to realize that I am, in fact, not the celebrity they think I am...
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What is your superpower and why don't you use it to save the world? |
Unfortunately my superpower is making silly puns.... and there's too many serious people around for it to be super effective at saving the world D=
Is there any way you'd consider giving your chocolate to me? 🤤 |
There is! You just need to fill out this paper, go to all the public service locations specified in this list here, wait the amount of time approval requires and when they finally send you an ok you can ask me. Oh, and you need to hope I didn't already eat it in the meantime!
Can you surf? |
On Internet ? I sure can!
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But should I ? Can you fly ? |
You bet!
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Can you touch the sky? |
I tried to, but I burnt my wings :(
Seems like the sky is my limit! Do you cosplay? Quote:
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Is this what disguising as a regular human being is called? Because that's what I do. Otherwise otherwise people would just be blinded by my sheer godliness. It's just too much for them. :D
How much money have you already made out of other people's misery? |
Do you mean the money I got by vanquishing the teams of every trainer who was unwise enough to try and catch me ?
Lots of it! Why don't you play online video games ? |
Because people are too dang nice!
Do you know the secret passcode ? |
MichelsCruijff74
Why did you do that? |
I was bored and my brain turns off when I'm bored. And then things just happen.
Do you have a clear look? |
Hmmm... no. A certain Gardevoir is insisting on blocking it D=
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*Got dynamaxed*
Alright... *Gently picks Glaceon up* There you go! Err... I seem to be stuck in giant form... Does someone know how to get back to normal ? |
Just sleep it off. The Pokemon Center is right over there!
What's the most important lesson people learn from you? |
That tall people don't have better hearing due to bigger ears.
Can you touch your nose with your toe? |
Yes, I often scratch my nose with my foot when I'm busy typing things at work.
Why do you want to transform to an octopus? |
Because what's better than a hammer? 8 hammers! :3
Why are you so cute? |
Emulates what babies do. Finds everything they do to be cute. Wails whenever unhappy. Sleeps sixteen hours a day. Speaks unintelligibly. Throws in a "mama" or "dada" every so often. Demands to be held regularly. Practically oozes cuteness. (Tries to do that too. Cannot always do that on command, though.)
What is something you consider to be challenging? |
Not eating one of those big Milka bars in one go 🤤
Why was this street named after you ? |
You know why. Like, just look at me and my very sturdy, hammerlike arguments I always carry around! :3
What time is it? |
past the time for you to get a watch, and most certainly not adventure time either
where did my cat go? |
I don't know what you're talking about. Must've run off or something... 😇
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Did you write this essay? |
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How many doors is the perfect number? |
As many as we have wheels.
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You just need to look at your bank account transactions to answer that question. :3
Why do you look so familiar? |
Hmmm.... I wonder what we have in common? 🤔
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Oh right! We got the same scarves! =D 😏 Did you fully read the Terms of Service? |
There was a Terms of Service?????
How long is a piece of string? |
That string ?
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Veeeeeery short! How heavy can a thimble-sized ball of highly compressed matter be ? |
*Stares in the void*
Well, if it's three atoms very close together, it's highly compressed, so it *can* be as heavy as two atoms :D *Stares in the void* Where is the solution to all our problems? |
Kept safe and away from us by otherworldly beings =\
Which side of the road should we be driving on? |
The right one, of course. Because it's the only right one! It even says so in its name! Anyone who doesn't hold to that standard is clearly a monster! ;(
Why are you staring at me like that? |
Because Gardevoir tried to swap you and ReKoil's brains using an unstable subquantum black hole... she got Starlight and me, erm, StCooler instead -_-
Shall we all sing a song? |
Sure! let's all sing 'Let It Go' !
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Why did you bring your own food to the restaurant? |
Because the sign clearly said "treat yourself". I just did what they told me too! D:
WHy is there some dinosaur shaped goo over there? |
jurassic park lied to me...
what are we having for lunch? |
Some Slowpoke tail curry.
I got caught by Team Rocket, they cut my tail and released me 😭 Who emptied my fridge? |
Oh! Sorry!
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These onigiri smelled sooo tasty! Yum! Has someone seen my blue coat ? |
I saw this person take it!
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Did you see the new monument? |
Yes. Plans to visit the :8:StCooler Last Post Victory Monument:8: about once a week. Attracts a lot of Shellders. Tastes delicious.
What kind of deal is the store running today? |
It's two for the price of three! It's such a rare offer you totally need to get in on it, too! The clock is running out, only 2 more weeks left! You do not want to miss out!
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Any will do right? Here's a screen with a sun on it:
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How did your performance evaluation go? |
I am worst than a chimp :(
Have you ever directed a movie? Quote:
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I have actually! Remember The Godfather? Well one day it was lost and I told it how to find it's way to Blockbuster.
What will you call your next pet? |
Either 'Deus' or 'Ex Machina', depending on if I pick the angel or the cyborg... 🤔
or combine them if I manage to find a Cyborg Angel... hmmm..... Which side is up? |
The South Pole is where up is. We people in the north are just so used to think we're the center of the world that we assume the North Pole is where it's at!
How can you sleep like that? |
I am a Slowpoke, 90% of my time is spent sleeping, so I am biologically optimised to sleep on every occasion, every context, every position. Just like cats.
What is your worst nightmare? |
To wake up one day and find out there's no more chocolate left in this world! 😱
not that big of a twist ngl... xD Were you the one who invented the cure-all for every known disease? =D |
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