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Fact Checking Gardevoir July 28th, 2022 1:24 PM

Because there can only be one Fact Checking Gardevoir!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10531713)
I have to keep all my Glaceon gifs at the ready in case there's a prompt I can use one for! =D

Is that a new record?

Haha! ^^
I would have thought you would keep these windows open in your web browser to help your computer ventilate, but then, you are a Glaceon, you can always cool it yourself!

Why do you only go outside at night ?

ReKoil July 29th, 2022 9:57 AM

Because there's no blistering sun trying to melt me!

Why do you keep ripping the last page you read out of your books?

Megan July 29th, 2022 11:35 PM

Because I'm done with them. Books are consumable items, are they not? At least our capitalist overlords say so. D:

What do you need 5 shopping carts for?

Starlight July 30th, 2022 3:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10531713)
I have to keep all my Glaceon gifs at the ready in case there's a prompt I can use one for! =D

I'm sorry but this is the TWISTED edition ;)


Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10532304)
Because I'm done with them. Books are consumable items, are they not? At least our capitalist overlords say so. D:

What do you need 5 shopping carts for?

I'm gonna start the first ever Forum Games karting league! Now all I need is some cats and a fax machine...

How often do you go the the beach?

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 31st, 2022 1:07 AM

Really less often than I used to, since I met a certain Slowbro...

Why are you hiding under that pile of clothes in this clothing store ?

ReKoil July 31st, 2022 10:23 AM

Someone burned my maid outfit so I'm hiding here while trying to find something new to wear D=

Were you the one who used Burning Jealousy in the mall a couple minutes ago? and set a poor Glaceon's clothes on fire! 😤

StCooler July 31st, 2022 5:06 PM

Yeah sorry, I lost a bet, I had to use Metronome in a public place, and that's the move I got...

Were you talking to your computer?!

Devalue July 31st, 2022 6:37 PM

No. Spoke to the reflection in the monitor. Work! Come on! Stop doing nothing! Do not pretend like that video is taking up all your bandwidth! Really needs to restrict cookies on you.

Why is your keyboard missing the "1" key?

Megan July 31st, 2022 8:11 PM

I removed it, framed it and hung it onto the wall. It's to make sure I stablish who's the boss in my room!

Are you trying to become a helicopter or why else are you spinning your dumbells so hard?

ReKoil August 1st, 2022 7:25 AM

I'm trying to strengthen my arms and legs so that I can take up the open position on Santa's sleigh next winter =D



Why do you keep removing Slowpoke images from Cooler's slowpoke related search results? D=

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 1st, 2022 9:17 AM

Oh sorry, it must be a black hole I left here by mistake...

Great news! I just volunteered to allow Santa to have some rest, next winter, by doing his job in his stead!



What do you want us to bring to you next Christmas ?

ZeoStar August 1st, 2022 5:59 PM

I want to go skiing with Santa. Hopefully that's not interrupting his rest

What's the difference between 30 and 60 FPS?

Amore August 2nd, 2022 10:18 AM

FPS - or Freddo-per-Shilling - is an ancient English price measure used to track inflation (Freddo is a chocolate bar). 60 FPS means a strong pound, 30 FPS means we're changing government.

Why is the sky blue but the sea brown?

ReKoil August 2nd, 2022 11:12 AM

Humanity chocolate-ified the ocean several years ago. Free chocolate for all!
There is still stuff living in it though.... so be careful... wouldn't want to swallow an Atlantean by accident!
As for the sky.... we shot lots of Blue food coloring into the sky just so that we could have blue skies even when it's cloudy.
It was a global decision.... did you forget?

Why do you have hundreds of toothpaste tubes?

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 2nd, 2022 12:41 PM

Because my Snorlax friend and neighbour empties tens of them every single day, as it insists about brushing its teeth after each of its innumerable meals!

Why did you lit your chimney up ?

ZeoStar August 2nd, 2022 4:49 PM

I was trapping the fake santa.

What's under this spoiler tag?

Spoiler:
-

StCooler August 3rd, 2022 11:31 AM

A butterfly wielding a double-greatsword, fighting for its family and its country against the mosquito terrorists, who stole the chocolate. It is the meaning of life: you need to arm yourself if you want the chocolate!

Did I fail the Rorschach test of the user above?

ReKoil August 3rd, 2022 11:59 AM

Test? what test? you perfectly described that spoiler's content!

What did you say to Cooler? D=


ZeoStar August 3rd, 2022 1:41 PM

I told him the secrets of the universe.

Why do people say "EEK" when something startles them?

Megan August 3rd, 2022 8:22 PM

It's hard to express sound when you're not trapped inside a comic. That's just humankind adapting to that reality.

Why don't you enter the door? It's save, I promise! >:3

ReKoil August 4th, 2022 10:07 AM

It says I need to be level 100 to enter. I'm only level 99. I quite literally can't physically enter it due to an invisible barrier!

Why do you live on top of a mountain?

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 4th, 2022 12:47 PM

So that I can see all of my kingdom (queendom ?)!

Why are you calling the police ?

StCooler August 4th, 2022 1:24 PM

I saw the user above you wielding a water gun, while Glaceon cannot learn Water Gun! 😱

What do the trees say to you when you walk in the forest?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10534378)
Why do you live on top of a mountain?

Spoiler:

Megan August 4th, 2022 8:43 PM

They say some nasty things. Having a Halloween themed forest really isn't fun at times. :(

Why don't you work more?

ReKoil August 5th, 2022 11:14 AM

People would become jealous of all the praise I'd earn. They will come at me with pitchforks sooner or later D=
To help me keep my praise together, no doubt!

Why did you send me a photo of a hammer?

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 5th, 2022 1:07 PM

Because I wanted to know if you think it would be a good hammer to get rid of the many Murkrows gathering around my home at night!

Why do you want a Gyarados, again ?

StCooler August 5th, 2022 2:16 PM

Someone snatched my former Gyarados from me while I was walking it :(

Why do you worry about the next Pokémon game?

Megan August 5th, 2022 9:05 PM

Because the last one broke a leg right after release. It's what happens when you don't watch where you're going, stumble and fall. We don't need that tragedy to repeat itself!

What's your favorite food?

ReKoil August 6th, 2022 7:51 AM

Other people's 😉 😏
*quickly devours the food on Megan's plate while she's not looking*

Why are you pushing a shopping cart full of plushes around?

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 6th, 2022 12:27 PM

How do you think I do my rehearsals ? I need an audience!

How many fans do you have ?

StCooler August 6th, 2022 5:04 PM

My last concert went well, I had some audience...


Spoiler:
Alternative answer:
None. I should buy one at some point, the heat wave is hitting hard currently ^^"
I think I have one or two in both of my laptops too 😇



Why are you wearing a hoodie during the heat wave?!

Devalue August 6th, 2022 8:31 PM

Seeks to be on the cutting-edge of fashion. Designed lots of fashionable things to be uncomfortable. What is more uncomfortable than heat stroke?

Do not worry, though. Only pretends to suffer from heat stroke. Hid bags of ice cubes beneath everything. Bottles in the cold like a refrigerator.

(True, somewhat related sidenote: Witnessed someone wearing very high platform shoes outside. Guesses maybe a foot tall, no pun intended. Occurred during Winter, with snow and ice around. Feared for their ankles.)
______________

How are you going to get the cat out of the tree?

Megan August 6th, 2022 11:12 PM

I'll smack the tree into next week with my hammer. And since cats always fall onto their feet it'll be alright!

How do you prepare for the next battle?

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 7th, 2022 1:46 AM

By calling the foe beforehand and making them aware of the things I could say about them on TV if they don't let me win!

What are the three things you would bring on a small, desert island ?

ReKoil August 7th, 2022 8:44 AM

1) A portal gun. I'd shoot the orange portal back home and then shoot the blue one on the island.
2) a Companion cube. Which is basically just a fancy cooler so my chocolate won't melt.
3) a bike so I can freeze the water while paddling across it.

Where does your teleporter lead?

Starlight August 7th, 2022 12:22 PM

How do you know about my teleporter to the throne of the high council of the Jedi Timelord Galactic Federation?

Were the Beatles all superheroes like Spider-Man and Ant Man?

Arcaneum August 7th, 2022 12:30 PM

Not a single one, unless you mean in that they are somewhat overrated.

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

Amore August 7th, 2022 1:00 PM

Tom Cruise




Why does Britain have all this public rigmarole for choosing the next Prime Minister instead of using the classic “lock all the bishops in the room and they can only communicate via smoke signals” that works so well for the worlds moral leaders in the Vatican?

StCooler August 7th, 2022 3:52 PM

Probably due to the wind. Nefarious spy agencies can easily intercept and reroute smoke signals. It could be dangerous for national safety.

What do you need to make a potion of invisibility?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devalue (Post 10535333)
(True, somewhat related sidenote: Witnessed someone wearing very high platform shoes outside. Guesses maybe a foot tall, no pun intended. Occurred during Winter, with snow and ice around. Feared for their ankles.)

Somewhat related sidenote: I wear sweaters up to 25°C, while everyone is already sweating lol. Hence my question :P

Megan August 7th, 2022 8:42 PM

Onions. Lots and lots of onions. One breath is all you need and everyone in the room starts crying and therefor can't see you anymore.

Can you show me how to swim?

Amore August 7th, 2022 11:58 PM

The trick is to make sure your whole body - head included - is submerged. As your body’s natural buoyancy will keep your head above water, I suggest ingesting large amounts of the body of water you are attempting to swim in so as to weigh you down. Once you’re under, head down (movies have shown humans have excellent underwater vision) and kick your legs as hard as you can!

Why is Gamora?

ReKoil August 8th, 2022 10:02 AM

Why wouldn't she be Gamora? Who are you to denounce her claim to that name? If your Sprigatito want's that name let her have it!

Which coffin is mine?

Megan August 8th, 2022 8:54 PM

Those are all sold out, unfortunately. But we do still have this plastic bag if you want it? We'll even throw in a free Koffing! :D

Why can I not get anywhere?

Starlight August 9th, 2022 6:25 AM

If you buy better quality clothes you will get the proper amount of wear from them. STOP BUYING CHEAP!

When is the best time to eat breakfast?

ReKoil August 9th, 2022 10:09 AM

Obviously it's when you're BREAKdancing very FAST!

Can I have that?

StCooler August 9th, 2022 3:30 PM

No sorry, I don't share the souls I take from people.

What is something you are unlikely to try?
Spoiler:
Credits: ZeoStar (2022), "Answer the question above & quiz the next user!", Post #1304. URL: https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?p=10536482#post10536482

Devalue August 9th, 2022 8:39 PM

Parlent anglais. Pourquoi est-ce-que vous voudrait parler une langue horrible? Ne peut pas être d'accord sur les prononciations ou les orthographes. Ne pourra pas lirer la même langue en vingt ans. Est une blague.
_______

When was the last time you wrote a physical letter to someone?

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10535704)
Somewhat related sidenote: I wear sweaters up to 25°C, while everyone is already sweating lol. Hence my question :P

Wears layers (with long-sleeves) in similar temperatures. Feels strange to not. Likens it to wearing a swimsuit for other people (...probably?). Notices the temperature and hardness of some surfaces far more, as well as breezes.

Starlight August 10th, 2022 6:17 AM

Today! I sent one to you actually! You will like it, its a demand for two million dollars in damages for breaking my favourite teapot.

Would you take a one way space flight?

ReKoil August 10th, 2022 9:22 AM

Well if I keep going long enough I'll loop back round right? Sure! why not =3

Don't you think that cupboard is looking mighty sus?

Megan August 10th, 2022 8:18 PM

You mean because it stands right besides the body and has a knife glued to itself that also has a little sign attached that says "murder weapon"? Nah, you're imagining things. I am pretty sure it was the clown down the street. I mean, have you seen that nose of his?

Can you help me deliver that package over there?

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 11th, 2022 12:05 AM

Of course! Just let me prepare the catapult!

Can you help me carrying my luggage to my car ? It is for a trip to Galar.

ReKoil August 11th, 2022 10:32 AM

*creates a slide made of ice*
Sure! Just put them on and give it a little push! You did open the trunk, right?

How often do people ask you for autographs?

Megan August 11th, 2022 8:37 PM

All the time. I can not save myself from all the masses of people who want an autograph of me. Still, I have to wonder how long it will take them to realize that I am, in fact, not the celebrity they think I am...

StCooler August 14th, 2022 5:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10537333)
All the time. I can not save myself from all the masses of people who want an autograph of me. Still, I have to wonder how long it will take them to realize that I am, in fact, not the celebrity they think I am...

I wish for a question to answer! :P

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10537204)
How often do people ask you for autographs?

People ask me for autographs just in case I become a star, so they can say "I knew Slowpoke before he became popular"... I don't know how I should take it :(

What is your superpower and why don't you use it to save the world?

ReKoil August 14th, 2022 7:52 AM

Unfortunately my superpower is making silly puns.... and there's too many serious people around for it to be super effective at saving the world D=

Is there any way you'd consider giving your chocolate to me? 🤤

Megan August 14th, 2022 8:30 PM

There is! You just need to fill out this paper, go to all the public service locations specified in this list here, wait the amount of time approval requires and when they finally send you an ok you can ask me. Oh, and you need to hope I didn't already eat it in the meantime!

Can you surf?

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 15th, 2022 1:02 AM

On Internet ? I sure can!

But should I ?

Can you fly ?

ReKoil August 15th, 2022 9:15 AM

You bet!



Can you touch the sky?

StCooler August 15th, 2022 9:26 AM

I tried to, but I burnt my wings :(
Seems like the sky is my limit!

Do you cosplay?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fact Checking Gardevoir (Post 10538320)
On Internet ? I sure can!

Spoiler:

What kind of Internet is she surfing?😏
(cf. the picture)

Megan August 15th, 2022 8:21 PM

Is this what disguising as a regular human being is called? Because that's what I do. Otherwise otherwise people would just be blinded by my sheer godliness. It's just too much for them. :D

How much money have you already made out of other people's misery?

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 16th, 2022 2:21 AM

Do you mean the money I got by vanquishing the teams of every trainer who was unwise enough to try and catch me ?
Lots of it!

Why don't you play online video games ?

ReKoil August 16th, 2022 11:07 AM

Because people are too dang nice!

Do you know the secret passcode ?

Amore August 16th, 2022 1:47 PM

MichelsCruijff74

Why did you do that?

Megan August 16th, 2022 8:23 PM

I was bored and my brain turns off when I'm bored. And then things just happen.

Do you have a clear look?

ReKoil August 17th, 2022 10:56 AM

Hmmm... no. A certain Gardevoir is insisting on blocking it D=

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Nv0mHOx6RTc/hqdefault.jpg

Can you lift me up?


Fact Checking Gardevoir August 17th, 2022 12:01 PM

*Got dynamaxed*
Alright...
*Gently picks Glaceon up*
There you go!

Err... I seem to be stuck in giant form... Does someone know how to get back to normal ?

Megan August 17th, 2022 9:03 PM

Just sleep it off. The Pokemon Center is right over there!

What's the most important lesson people learn from you?

ReKoil August 18th, 2022 9:52 AM

That tall people don't have better hearing due to bigger ears.

Can you touch your nose with your toe?

StCooler August 18th, 2022 1:07 PM

Yes, I often scratch my nose with my foot when I'm busy typing things at work.

Why do you want to transform to an octopus?

Megan August 18th, 2022 5:59 PM

Because what's better than a hammer? 8 hammers! :3

Why are you so cute?

Devalue August 19th, 2022 11:31 AM

Emulates what babies do. Finds everything they do to be cute. Wails whenever unhappy. Sleeps sixteen hours a day. Speaks unintelligibly. Throws in a "mama" or "dada" every so often. Demands to be held regularly. Practically oozes cuteness. (Tries to do that too. Cannot always do that on command, though.)

What is something you consider to be challenging?

ReKoil August 19th, 2022 1:21 PM

Not eating one of those big Milka bars in one go 🤤

Why was this street named after you ?

Megan August 20th, 2022 7:14 AM

You know why. Like, just look at me and my very sturdy, hammerlike arguments I always carry around! :3

What time is it?

Tsutarja August 20th, 2022 8:57 AM

past the time for you to get a watch, and most certainly not adventure time either

where did my cat go?

ReKoil August 20th, 2022 10:12 AM

I don't know what you're talking about. Must've run off or something... 😇



Did you write this essay?

Starlight August 21st, 2022 1:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10538045)
I wish for a question to answer! :P


People ask me for autographs just in case I become a star, so they can say "I knew Slowpoke before he became popular"... I don't know how I should take it :(

But you're already a PC star ;)


Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10538781)
Because people are too dang nice!

Best answer!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10539600)
Because what's better than a hammer? 8 hammers! :3

How do you expect me to sleep now? 😱


Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10540200)
I don't know what you're talking about. Must've run off or something... 😇



Did you write this essay?

I did! I'm very proud of it too!!! First time I ever managed one as long as that. 12 words was so much effort...


How many doors is the perfect number?

StCooler August 21st, 2022 4:53 PM

As many as we have wheels.

How did you become so rich?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devalue (Post 10539802)
Emulates what babies do. Finds everything they do to be cute. Wails whenever unhappy. Sleeps sixteen hours a day. Speaks unintelligibly. Throws in a "mama" or "dada" every so often. Demands to be held regularly. Practically oozes cuteness. (Tries to do that too. Cannot always do that on command, though.)

I died XD

Megan August 21st, 2022 8:17 PM

You just need to look at your bank account transactions to answer that question. :3

Why do you look so familiar?

ReKoil August 22nd, 2022 10:19 AM

Hmmm.... I wonder what we have in common? 🤔

Spoiler:


Oh right! We got the same scarves! =D
😏

Did you fully read the Terms of Service?

Starlight August 23rd, 2022 4:20 AM

There was a Terms of Service?????


How long is a piece of string?

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 23rd, 2022 5:45 AM

That string ?

Veeeeeery short!

How heavy can a thimble-sized ball of highly compressed matter be ?

StCooler August 23rd, 2022 9:08 AM

*Stares in the void*
Well, if it's three atoms very close together, it's highly compressed, so it *can* be as heavy as two atoms :D
*Stares in the void*

Where is the solution to all our problems?

ReKoil August 23rd, 2022 11:49 AM

Kept safe and away from us by otherworldly beings =\

Which side of the road should we be driving on?

Megan August 23rd, 2022 8:59 PM

The right one, of course. Because it's the only right one! It even says so in its name! Anyone who doesn't hold to that standard is clearly a monster! ;(

Why are you staring at me like that?

Starlight August 24th, 2022 5:37 AM

Because Gardevoir tried to swap you and ReKoil's brains using an unstable subquantum black hole... she got Starlight and me, erm, StCooler instead -_-

Shall we all sing a song?

ReKoil August 24th, 2022 12:39 PM

Sure! let's all sing 'Let It Go' !
I'll sing us in!


Why did you bring your own food to the restaurant?

Megan August 24th, 2022 8:19 PM

Because the sign clearly said "treat yourself". I just did what they told me too! D:

WHy is there some dinosaur shaped goo over there?

papper August 24th, 2022 9:32 PM

jurassic park lied to me...

what are we having for lunch?

StCooler August 25th, 2022 7:05 AM

Some Slowpoke tail curry.
I got caught by Team Rocket, they cut my tail and released me 😭

Who emptied my fridge?

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 25th, 2022 8:16 AM

Oh! Sorry!

These onigiri smelled sooo tasty! Yum!

Has someone seen my blue coat ?

ReKoil August 25th, 2022 11:50 AM

I saw this person take it!


Did you see the new monument?

Devalue August 25th, 2022 12:49 PM

Yes. Plans to visit the :8:StCooler Last Post Victory Monument:8: about once a week. Attracts a lot of Shellders. Tastes delicious.

What kind of deal is the store running today?

Megan August 25th, 2022 8:20 PM

It's two for the price of three! It's such a rare offer you totally need to get in on it, too! The clock is running out, only 2 more weeks left! You do not want to miss out!

Can I get some sunscreen?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Devalue (Post 10542091)
Yes. Plans to visit the :8:StCooler Last Post Victory Monument:8: about once a week. Attracts a lot of Shellders. Tastes delicious.

He even called it a national holiday right at the end, wth? D:

ReKoil August 26th, 2022 10:09 AM

Any will do right? Here's a screen with a sun on it:
Spoiler:
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/screen-photo-sun-934316.jpg

Complete with a watermark, to keep it hydrated! 😜


How did your performance evaluation go?

StCooler August 26th, 2022 9:47 PM

I am worst than a chimp :(

Have you ever directed a movie?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devalue (Post 10542091)
Yes. Plans to visit the :8:StCooler Last Post Victory Monument:8: about once a week. Attracts a lot of Shellders. Tastes delicious.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Starlight August 27th, 2022 7:10 PM

I have actually! Remember The Godfather? Well one day it was lost and I told it how to find it's way to Blockbuster.

What will you call your next pet?

ReKoil August 28th, 2022 10:04 AM

Either 'Deus' or 'Ex Machina', depending on if I pick the angel or the cyborg... 🤔
or combine them if I manage to find a Cyborg Angel... hmmm.....

Which side is up?

Megan August 28th, 2022 8:34 PM

The South Pole is where up is. We people in the north are just so used to think we're the center of the world that we assume the North Pole is where it's at!

How can you sleep like that?

StCooler August 28th, 2022 11:11 PM

I am a Slowpoke, 90% of my time is spent sleeping, so I am biologically optimised to sleep on every occasion, every context, every position. Just like cats.

What is your worst nightmare?

ReKoil August 29th, 2022 10:23 AM

To wake up one day and find out there's no more chocolate left in this world! 😱
not that big of a twist ngl... xD

Were you the one who invented the cure-all for every known disease? =D


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