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Yes that was me! Unfortunately none of you are rich enough to be in my secret chocoilluminati, so naturally you won't be able to access it, just like most of the world mwahahahahaha!!!
What is the best topping for breakfast oats? |
Pineapple! Oh wait, I confused it with pizza! Idk. oat maybe?
They said I need to go right but where is this "right" they were talking about? |
Well, the right way is the left one, the only one that is left, right there!
Where should we go now ? |
I thought you were the one in charge of directions.
Do you want some ice cream? |
Nuh-uh. Ice cream is gross.
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Why do you have so many waffles stored in your pantry? |
I wanted to store all the important food first before the Apocalypse happens. But someone already took all the chocolate so I had to settle for second best. <_<
This rock is so particularly round! |
There isn't a question there :x
What makes chocolate chocolate? |
Nothing makes chocolate. Chocolate has existed since before the birth of the universe, 13.8 billion years ago. It is responsible for all the laws of the universe that we know and even those we don't know yet. The chocolate we eat is a residue of the original chocolate.
What is the best invention of mankind? |
Bubble wrap. Pop pop pop pop pop pop. Do you need anything else in life?
How do you tell if a watermelon is ripe enough? |
Just knock on it three times. If it doesn't knock back you're good.
Is there any way to open that door? |
You ask it politely.
What is love? |
Love is what comes from the heart!
Why are you looking at me like that ? |
You have a thing there! No, the other side! Hah! You fell for it twice! :D
How can I convince you to let it go? |
A million dollars cash in small unmarked bills.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
The entire lumber mill's inventory. Chuck Norris is the foreman after all. The woodchucks have all been trained by him. There is no wood they can't chuck.
How did you acquire the Mona Lisa? |
Oh, I borrowed a certain magic tablet to cause ruckus in the museum at night, took advantage of the mess to take the painting, and also got a Kecleon (an acquaintance) to paint and put a false, identical copy in its place!
Edit : Sorry, I was so busy carrying the painting that I forgot to ask a question! |
You must be Red! He's the only one who can turn "..." into a question! :D
Why did I lose? |
I suspect you didn't bribe the right moderator...
What's wrong with the universe? |
People stopped speaking in the ancient verse of uni and yet expect things to keep working out.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It is not the universe's fault we are no longer versed in it's verse of uni.... humanity chose seclusion! What would you like on your pizza? |
Everything BUT cheese. I'm quite allergic to cheese.
Where's the best place to hide when you're playing hide and seek? |
Always behind the person who has to look for you. It's the last place they suspect! :D
DO you have some spare change? |
I have only 100-euro to 500-euro notes, what do you need?
How do you know that you're right? |
Well I've never gone left in my life.... 😉
Do you know the PokeRap ? |
Pokérap ? Like the one in which I wrecked a Gallade ?
(Warning : Rap battle - A few unpolite words here) Spoiler:
Do you listen to Pokémon themes' remixes ? |
No! Demands only the purest Pokemon themes. Always listened to them as intended: on an old cathode ray tube television. Taped all the themes on video home system cassettes.
Where did you learn to paint like that? |
I went to art school for fifty years. Then after begging them to give me another chance they allowed me to stay as long as I cleaned up after whatever I created. During one of these cleaning excurses I accidentally pushed a bucket full of paint on the floor and before I could remove the evidence and hightail out of there some random rich person came in and thought it to be art. And so that's what I've been doing ever since. He still requires me to relinquish 99% of my income but hey, it's still money! :D
Where did you learn how to fly? |
This weird birb that lives deep in the Glacial Mountains kept flying me up high and dropping me.
Then it would fly down the mountain to look for me and humans seeing it pass by assumed it came for them. Honestly.... humans always think everything is about them... 😤 Spoiler:
How did you win the Poetry Competition? |
Turns out I'm a pretty good poet 😁
Thankfully this is the twisted edition phew! That and I also bribed Cooler to bribe Megan on my behalf... Would you like a cookie? |
No sorry, I use Firefox, it doesn't store them anyway.
I want to duel, where is your deck?! |
I always play card games by memory so it's in my head!
Can you elaborate your evil schemes a little bit further, preferably right into this microphone? |
Ah! You want to record the instructions on what to do for the grunts? Good idea!
Step 1: Flood the world with eeveelutions. Step 2: Spread positive information about how beneficial the eeveelutions are. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit! Could you teach me how to operate a forklift? |
Actually, it's not that different from operating on a human. You need a Medicine Doctorate first, then the right tools, like a scalpel, gloves, masks, and a few assistants. Bring me all that and I'll show you how to operate on your forklift.
Did curiosity actually kill the cat? |
No, unfortunately that was me sorry!
How many breads have you eaten in your life? |
Enough to feed a horde of hungry Snorlax and send them to bed again!
Why are bananas curved? |
They are just repurposed boomerangs. Back in the day when food was rare, all people could do was make boomerangs. At some point they got so frustrated they threw them in the air and wished for food to come back. The rest is history.
Why are Ice Types so weak against so much? |
Because their ice melts from 0 degrees Celsius.
Why can't all Psychic types talk with their minds ? |
Who says they can't?
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
How do you know if those Psychic types really can't or if they just don't want to? Not everyone likes that invasion of privacy, you know! should've refreshed before posting rofl.
It got chased by an angry Peacock who kept flashing it it's feathers even though the chicken couldn't do the same =\ It ran off out of frustration D= How do I get in touch with Truck-kun? |
Just give your life an incedibly long title like "I can't believe I was reincarnated as a Glaceon and now have to deal with an otherworldy disaster". You know: just like any other good isekai series! :D
Why do I keep running into you? |
Because, deep down, you know you are my number one fan and you want a photo with me!
Why does noone in Kanto know my name ? |
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How many fingers is the nurse holding up? |
Eighteen. The nurse is Sheeva after all.... making sure I get back to full health so she can punch me again =\
Did that potted plant just move? |
It's a young plant, soon it'll become this:
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But really, if a tree falls in a forest with nobody to hear it, does it make a sound? |
Nope, because it has already given up the idea someone would come to help. Many trees tried before in the past. But nobody came...
They did, in the last tournament they actually went two against one. And nobody complained! |
I see no question? I'll rephrase the final bit a bit, I guess:
'They did, in the last tournament they actually went two against one. Any complaints?' Little known fact to anyone outside the arena, but at the sacred tourney held to decide the next champion to fight the evil demon lord, one of the contestants was a twin. They made it to the finals and the crowd started complaining, but then the other contestant threw her ban hammer into the crowd to quiet them down. She then fought the twins without her hammer and still won! Nobody dare to complain after that. That was kinda hard to work with tbh =P Why do you have a giant hamster wheel? |
It's cheaper than a gym membership.
What are you doing with that wheel of cheese? |
I am making it roll, what else ?
How can you be more than happy ? |
Clap your hands. Every time you clap you gain an Overjoyed level.
Next stomp your feet. You will gain even more Overjoyed levels for every time you do this. Next shout 'Hurray!' Now your happiness is mine and you become sad 😈 Where do you want me? Spoiler:
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In public office! Heard about how you steal others' happiness. Sets you up to succeed. Plays well with the public too. Just direct that at "other" people and Pokemon, okay?
What is your favorite scenic spot near you? |
I have this very high mountain top that gives a good look at the vulcanos below. It's especially beautify when one of them breaks out and you can watch the land laid to waste and the towns below light up like matches. :3
Just the screaming can get kinda annoying sometimes... Where did the question go? |
A certain slowpoke took it's soul by staring at it.... so it slowly faded away and was completely gone by the time the next user entered =\
Did you find a portal gun lying around by any chance? |
Definitely not haha... *instantly appears behind you*
What happened to my pet fish? |
It evolved.
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Where do Kadabra and Alakazam's spoons come from ? |
If you're patient enough you'll find out in gen 17 ! 😉
You're in for a shock! How deep is the ocean? |
"Everybody" remembers the iconic car chase, but what is the actual plot of Bullitt? |
It's about a bull who dreams of being a bullet. It's a sad story that I won't go into because then people will cry and won't be able to continue the game.
Are you even alive? |
Who is asking? Are you from inland revenue?Because if you are then you will be aware that dead people are not required to pay income tax so here is a copy of my death certificate signed by the noted Dr. S.T. Cooler.
How many cats are in your yard? |
Basically...
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I stopped counting after 1.000 😅 Do you know a good blacksmith to help me reforge the ancient weapon of the gods? |
Yes. Contact Will Smith. Means the dentist on Main Street, not the actor. Works with teeth all the time. Ought be able to fix up Cronus's teeth in a flash. Should be able to devour more gods with them before long.
Needs something to defeat the dragon. Quick! What do you have on you that would be effective? |
I have this Fairy Powder here. It's definitely not just chalk grinded into dust. If you put it on no dragon attack will ever hit you!
Can you show me the exit of this labyrinth? |
Yes of course, hop into my unmarked windowless van!
I can has cheezburger? |
We don't have any hamburgers left... they all migrated out of storage city.... 😉
All I have now are just some buns and cheese slices.... so.... Spoiler:
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I didn't make it, I picked it on the souptree.
Where is my trainer? |
I saw her walking away with a Slowpoke. I thought it was you. Otherwise I would have told you sooner!
What type of plant is that? |
The type that was genetically engineered to best combat zombies. It will wrap itself around a zombie and then explode... best stand clear!
Unfortunately it does tend to let humans through.... I better get some additional protection at the garden center tomorrow. How many batteries does that hammer use on a daily basis? |
None! It's powered by magic energy that only the worthy can produce!
What are you offering to trade? |
Your chocolate for my mercifulness!
What is it you want me to do exactly? |
Take these arrows and teleport them into the knees of as many adventurers as possible! 😈
Do you know why so many adventurers are applying to be a guard? 😏 |
They used to be adventurers just like you, then they missed a High Jump Kick.
What can I pay you to do? |
If you give me lots of money I can make you win a thread. :D
But repeats cost more. Why do you look like a monster swallowed you whole and spit you back out? |
My cat has abandonment issues.
What do you need a fire truck for? |
I am bringing my Charizard friend to the library. Better safe than sorry!
Why do you sleep with the light on ? |
I bait in robbers and blind them for all eternity! Like moths to the flame! :3
What do you want with that baseball bat? |
I'd take a few French fries and a coke with my baseball bat, thanks.
Where are you going every month at midnight? |
To attend the ice types council to vote on whether we should help stop global warming yet or not.
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Why are you digging a tunnel system underneath your house? |
I prepare for the inevitable apocalypse. Once everything breaks down I'll be the only one who still has access to the "Internet"! :3
Can I see your personal documents, please? |
I can show you the book I personally wrote. 1,000 pages about how awesome I am!
Can you add your signature at the bottom of this page ? |
Sure thing... what do you need the rights to the eeveelution line for though? 🤔
Oh!!! You're gonna make movies starring each one of us!! =D Have you found the plush I hid in your house? |
Wait... Do you mean the Alcremie-like sweet I found in my fridge ? I admit it tasted rather bland!
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... He is doing it again... isn't he ? |
I didn't encourage him to do it, this time, though. But hey: I won't stop him from living his dreams running around in a costume. :D
Where did you even get this from? |
I prayed to our Lord and Savoir, Lord Eevolitus:
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And then it suddenly just fell from the sky! How often does it need to be repaired? |
Every single time I use it. I can't just turn it off then expect it to turn on again like the other ones. This is probably the worst investment of my life. Curse that random, masked salesman for selling me something like this. He told me it was the biggest technological advancement of the century, with all sorts of new features and the most powerful CPU and stuff. If anything, my age is advancing twice faster than usual trying to fix this thing...
Your avatar...it just feels special! Where did you get it? |
I was walking in the street and then a stranger talked to me. He was a dimension-traveler. He told me that in this dimension, people have Slowpokes instead of dogs. Through his Google Glasses 3000, he knew I was an artist, and he proposed to pay me big money for a new pixel-art picture of Slowpoke with his wife.
What TV show did you write? |
I wrote a successful TV show called Rawhide, I was only in my 30's at the time too! I was quite fortunate to stumble upon this guy called Clint who kind of stole the show. Good times!
What did you eat for lunch today? |
dog meat
What is your favourite sport? |
Podracing most definitely!
How long is too long? |
4 longs is too long but 3 longs is not long enough
How can a goldfish overcome a shark? |
By bribing it with money. Why else would they call it a goldfish?
What is a hidden talent of yours? |
I am very good at climbing skyscrapers without a rope. I do it for fun at weekends.
How many bars of chocolate should you eat in a year? |
Maybe, like, two bars? Ought to be enough to squeeze out of the cell in Willy Wonka's prison. Did not expect such a harsh response to sampling some of the candy on the tour. Oh, wait, make that four. Should make two trips a year.
What is your biggest goal in life? |
It's when Ronaldo passed to me and I scored the goal. SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
When was the last time you cried? |
I don't remember, I died like 80 years ago. Now my tears are made of ectoplasm! *starts sniffing and sobbing*
Do you like dancing? |
I do but it has to be the right song, I only dance to Crazy Frog.
How many languages do you speak? |
import pygame
from settings import * from entity import Entity from support import * class Enemy(Entity): def __init__(self,monster_name,pos,groups,obstacle_sprites,damage_player,trigger_death_particles,add_exp): # general setup super().__init__(groups) self.sprite_type = 'enemy' # graphics setup self.import_graphics(monster_name) self.status = 'idle' self.image = self.animations[self.status][self.frame_index] # movement self.rect = self.image.get_rect(topleft = pos) self.hitbox = self.rect.inflate(0,-10) self.obstacle_sprites = obstacle_sprites # stats self.monster_name = monster_name monster_info = monster_data[self.monster_name] self.health = monster_info['health'] self.exp = monster_info['exp'] self.speed = monster_info['speed'] self.attack_damage = monster_info['damage'] self.resistance = monster_info['resistance'] self.attack_radius = monster_info['attack_radius'] self.notice_radius = monster_info['notice_radius'] self.attack_type = monster_info['attack_type'] # player interaction self.can_attack = True self.attack_time = None self.attack_cooldown = 400 self.damage_player = damage_player self.trigger_death_particles = trigger_death_particles self.add_exp = add_exp # invincibility timer self.vulnerable = True self.hit_time = None self.invincibility_duration = 300 # sounds self.death_sound = pygame.mixer.Sound('../audio/death.wav') self.hit_sound = pygame.mixer.Sound('../audio/hit.wav') self.attack_sound = pygame.mixer.Sound(monster_info['attack_sound']) self.death_sound.set_volume(0.6) self.hit_sound.set_volume(0.6) self.attack_sound.set_volume(0.6) def import_graphics(self,name): self.animations = {'idle':[],'move':[],'attack':[]} main_path = f'../graphics/monsters/{name}/' for animation in self.animations.keys(): self.animations[animation] = import_folder(main_path + animation) def get_player_distance_direction(self,player): enemy_vec = pygame.math.Vector2(self.rect.center) player_vec = pygame.math.Vector2(player.rect.center) distance = (player_vec - enemy_vec).magnitude() if distance > 0: direction = (player_vec - enemy_vec).normalize() else: direction = pygame.math.Vector2() return (distance,direction) def get_status(self, player): distance = self.get_player_distance_direction(player)[0] if distance <= self.attack_radius and self.can_attack: if self.status != 'attack': self.frame_index = 0 self.status = 'attack' elif distance <= self.notice_radius: self.status = 'move' else: self.status = 'idle' def actions(self,player): if self.status == 'attack': self.attack_time = pygame.time.get_ticks() self.damage_player(self.attack_damage,self.attack_type) self.attack_sound.play() elif self.status == 'move': self.direction = self.get_player_distance_direction(player)[1] else: self.direction = pygame.math.Vector2() def animate(self): animation = self.animations[self.status] self.frame_index += self.animation_speed if self.frame_index >= len(animation): if self.status == 'attack': self.can_attack = False self.frame_index = 0 self.image = animation[int(self.frame_index)] self.rect = self.image.get_rect(center = self.hitbox.center) if not self.vulnerable: alpha = self.wave_value() self.image.set_alpha(alpha) else: self.image.set_alpha(255) def cooldowns(self): current_time = pygame.time.get_ticks() if not self.can_attack: if current_time - self.attack_time >= self.attack_cooldown: self.can_attack = True if not self.vulnerable: if current_time - self.hit_time >= self.invincibility_duration: self.vulnerable = True def get_damage(self,player,attack_type): if self.vulnerable: self.hit_sound.play() self.direction = self.get_player_distance_direction(player)[1] if attack_type == 'weapon': self.health -= player.get_full_weapon_damage() else: self.health -= player.get_full_magic_damage() self.hit_time = pygame.time.get_ticks() self.vulnerable = False def check_death(self): if self.health <= 0: self.kill() self.trigger_death_particles(self.rect.center,self.monster_name) self.add_exp(self.exp) self.death_sound.play() def hit_reaction(self): if not self.vulnerable: self.direction *= -self.resistance def update(self): self.hit_reaction() self.move(self.speed) self.animate() self.cooldowns() self.check_death() def enemy_update(self,player): self.get_status(player) self.actions(player) How do you feel about Harry Potter Sonic Obama backpack? |
Why, I feel proud of it! I designed it, after all.
What song are you listening to right now? |
I'm listening to Fafrir's version of the One Piece Rap.
Do you like math? |
Math? Ick. Makes it a personal mission to never use math every day. Managed for...1, 2, 3...wait! Argh! Broke the mathless streak.
What would your theme song be? |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QggJzZdIYPI
Someone is writing a book about you. What's on page 239? |
A photo of a banana eating a sandwich.
What time should we all meet up? |
[Loading... Please wait for the calendar to appear on screen.]
What pizza topping do you like the most? |
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