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Do you know the grubs from the Lion King? Made them look delicious. Tried them on pizza. Refuses to eat it without them now. Describes it as slimy, yet satisfying. Fills a similar role as sardines.
What are you trying to sell door-to-door? |
Doors! I figured the doorstep was the best place to talk about them!
Can you whistle a famous tune? |
Sure! *whistles the muffled saxophone riff from "Funky Disk" by Skule Toyama* That's a well-known song, right? Right?
Do you sleep with the lights on or off? |
Sleep with the lights off, but there is a mosquito constantly buzzing around.
Would you bring a stapler, ruler, or book to a schoolyard fight (no fists, knives, or guns!)? |
I would bring my Dark Magician! (Don't tell me y'all never had illegal playground duels)
Would you want to fly, but in a flying toilet? |
Only if people won't be queueing up outside and banging on the door.
Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? |
Oh, I know that one! Sandiego is a city in Australia. It turns to a carmen colour during the winter migration of the local butterfly species known for its blood-red coloured horns!
Whats your favourite sport? |
I'd make a dirty joke about that, but I don't want to break PokeCommunity rules! Let's just leave it at billiards.
What is your favourite board game? |
Snowboard.
Whats your favourite pizza topping? |
Pineapple and grapefruit obviously, there is no better topping!
How often do you go for a walk? |
When it's broken enough. I smash what's left of the pavement with a mallet so the city council has to fix it.
Sneakers or dress shoes - which ones do you like wearing best? |
I cant decide, they are both so good, I often end up wearing both: One on my left hand and the other on the right.
What do the stars in the american flag stand for? |
Every star in every constellation that America has nuked since being in space.
What shape has 3 sides and a sum of 180 degrees for all internal angles? |
Oh! That's user: gimmepie!
Who or what can beat the minotaur? |
The majortaur of course!
When is the next shuttle from earth? |
Well, that depends... How do you define time? In order to do that, first, let's talk about parallel universes...
Why does Plankton want the secret formula for the Krabby Patty? |
To pass it off to his descendants as a family recipe, of course!
Why is the motto for the Vulcan salute "live long and prosper"? |
It's actually from the lyrics to a very famous ballad by the great Vulcan singer T'lurith. In the video she sang that to herself in the review mirror as she drove away from her cheating husband for the last time.
How much is the jacket? Not that one, the blue one. |
The blue one costs 1.5 souls. Sure you don't want the red one? It only costs the blood of your enemies!
What do I even do? |
Is it not obvious? First, check all the components on the spaceship. Next, talk to the astronauts. Are they doing okay? After that, double-check the trajectory of the rocket. Account for weather. Finally, cancel the launch when the viewership number reaches the peak, about five minutes before launch time. Ensures maximum disappointment.
What kind of hairstyle do you want to have next? |
A kind of hairstyle? No, I want an actual, full hairstyle, not just a kind of hairstyle!
That's the same as asking "What do I odd do not?" That's an anagram of "Did Dood want Hoot?" That's asking if Geodude wants to breed with Hoothoot - the answer is "no" since they are of different Egg Groups and can't possibly develop feelings for each other. If you have super strong muscles, how often would you cook pepperoni soup? |
All the time! And then I would fling it all across the globe so that everybody can have their share. Global hunger problem solved!
How many plants do you plant every week? |
Only one. Do you know how long it takes to rip out just one of the neighbor's plants? Spends plenty of time mulling over a good replacement too. How does turning a peony into a pea plant sound?
Why do the seasons change? |
The seasons are four big kingdoms fighting for dominion over the entire world. They constantly outsmart each other which is why things keep changing. We humans shouldn't know about them but you know them capitalists: always there helping out, making sure it continues as long as they can smell profits.
What type of tea is this? |
Leaves of TsarEenA of course.
What is fog? |
It's the proof that people waste too much water!
Can I buy that picture, please? |
Yes and no. Sells parts of the picture by the pixel. How do you feel about a nice, 28x11 section of the right side of Grumpycat?
Why do people like cats and dogs so much? |
Because cats and dogs made humans with that in mind. Much to the chagrin of all the other animals.
Why does Mario jump so high? |
He's a former pro-basketball player who played in the MBC, the Mushroom Basketball Cup. Until that scandal happened and he got banned from playing anymore =\
Why did you park you car in the river? |
Its not parking, Im charging it, the newest environmentally friendly models run on water energy!
What was the biggest victory in a world class basketball championship? |
Probably scoring with some pastry to create Dunkin donuts :)
What's your favorite Pokemon? |
Crabominable. Can't you see? My avatar secretly wants to be one!
Where is your chocolate stash? 😇 |
Idk, ask Starlight. She knows it better than anybody else!
How much chocolate can you buy with your money? |
Not much. Because you stole my money and hid it with starlight!
Now, How do I make chocolate? |
You sell your soul to Forum Games and then hope and pray that the gods give you a revelation.
Why are bonbons superior to chocolate? |
Because they're tasty! 😏
Good thing this is twisted edition 😉 Do you know how to perform a rain dance? |
That's easy: I swing my hammer and if they don't want to get hit they need to move it! :3
What does the calendar say? |
It said I can't read the calender.
If I say Hi to someone, what should they reply back? |
*imitates the old Yahoo! jingle complete with the banjo riff* That.
What time did you wake up today? |
Never. I'm either asleep or sleepwalking.
What's that thing on your head? |
They look like demon horns but are actually laser cannons. Just in case I need to shoot some lasers, you know?
How many times did it take you to get your drivers license? |
Way less than it should've, trust me. :)
Who is your favorite PC admin? |
Well, I am the only one who uses my PC and has administrator privileges for it!
What is your favourite Pokémon fan game? |
The one I made that the Pokemon Company bought from me, and is releasing as Scarlet and Violet.
Why can't Disney make decent Star Wars content? |
Because you can't create something decent when you're ruled by a mouse with an iron fist.
Why do some people use AM/PM for time measuring while others don't? |
Dunno. Maybe their clocks got stuck at 12 and the hands can't move on to 13?
Anyway, what's your favorite coffee? |
The kind I can spill on others so that I don't have to drink it!
Where do you shop for clothes? |
Where don't you shop for clothes? You can find them anywhere! Why just this week I found a lovely skirt in the dumpster by my house, bargain!
What makes the world go round? |
The computer servers ofc! They've been running our world ever since we nearly destroyed it several decades ago. If some dude with glasses offering you a red or blue pill shows up, just ignore his offer entirely!
How fast can you run? |
I can run so fast that it appears I'm not moving. At least that's what I tell people anyway.
What's the best way to eat an orange? |
In a bottle or a glass. Saves a lot of trouble!
What's your motto? |
Better to sleep late and get fired than to wake up early and have to work.
Why are you painting your car keys? |
In case I lost them, I'll use the picture to explain to others how they looked like.
Which bird has the largest wings? |
Why that would be the hummingbird. You'd never know though, but that's the secret to how they manage to hover so easily!
You're at your door and it is locked with your keys in the house. What do you do? |
I'd look for Blue Police Telephone Box that makes a distinct whooshing sound when in use and ask them to take me back in time a bit, right before I locked myself out.
What is your preferred drinking container? |
The skulls of my enemies. It has to be multiple too, one is not enough.
If I train behind a waterfall for 10 years, what will happen to me? |
You'll become a Water type and be weak to my Freeze-Dry 😈
Why are you looking at me like that? |
Looking at you like what? I don't have any eyes, I can't be looking at anything!
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? |
Sure, I'll tell the truth as I know it, exactly the way it has been passed down to me by Lord Eevolitus.
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Oh yes I sent it to assassinate you! Now that you've seen it its already too late to get away!
Which were the two sides that fought the second world war? |
There were in fact 400 sides that fought, I think you need to check your sauces.
What is your favourite book to read? |
The diary of Tom Riddle. Yes, I am still a death eater muwaha. Once I sacrifice this puny muggle then the Dark Lord will rise once more!
Dressing up for Halloween? |
Hm? If I am dressing up for Halloween? Nah, I'm scary enough as it is.
What does a Magikarp taste like? |
It tastes like sadness and makes you wanna flop around aimlessly =\
Are you the one they call the 'Dark Lord' ? |
Yes! Not the Dork Lord! Stop getting it wrong! Rules over the dark and shadowy places. Sends spiders from those places to take over residences all over the world. Abra Kadabras anyone who stands in the way.
Why do some many people like dogs and cats? |
Because they eat all the meat that we soon won't need anymore, with all the vegetarianism spreading!!1
Why am I so busy? |
If you call sleeping an activity, that would explain your business all right!
Who can defeat Jafar? |
Stitch. Zips in. Blasts Jafar with lasers. Steals the lamp. Done.
What do you do to relax? |
Robbing banks is a pleasant little activity.
What's your favorite season? |
It 100% has to be the season of Winter because it means I can lick a lamppost and get my tongue stuck on it.
If Sandra has 3 apples and gives me 1, how many bananas does she have left? |
-15 bananas. Borrowed heavily. Dealt with compounding interest on the banana loan too.
Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? |
It is the one who does not give any favour to anyone so that everyone is treated equally!
What question could I ask next ? |
Why not make it one about politics? You'll surely liven up the place 😈
Why are you riding your bike on the highway? |
So that I can be back home faster!
What type(s) should our next pokémon president be ? |
Fairy. Demands a Fidough in office!
What is the most interesting place you have ever visited? |
The Lost City of Atlantis, up there with Avalon and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
What color do you like best? |
My bed! So many space to explore under the sheet and the duvet!
Transparent! So that you can see any other color you want under it! What is the tastiest thing you have ever eaten (or drunk) ? |
My elixir of immortality
Can you dance? |
No, it's all movements to me...
How can I become a funnier person? |
Now that's easy - force people to laugh at your jokes or you'll steal their pets :)
Fly is to Sky as Swim is to...? |
Oran Berry juice!
What do you think I should wear for this evening's party ? |
To Count Dracularc's question. Why Chocolate, there's a lake full of it to swim in.
To Fact Checking Gardevoir's question, something blue, so that I can fool people into thinking you are you shiny form, and launch a take over of the shiny hunters club. Why is a raven like a writing desk? |
Because outstanding bills can be found on both of them!!!
Speaking of bills - wanna pay mine this month? EDIT btw @apro you can edit your posts rather than deleting them! |
Even if I wanted to I don't have that kind of money... =\
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
I will pay yours if you buy me a ticket for a meal at the most expensive restaurant of Lumiose City!
Because it wants to get to the other side, duh! What is this book are you reading now ? |
It's actually my list to see who has been naughty and who has been nice. Since you have discovered my identity, I'll have to put you on the naughty list.
What's your spirit animal? |
It is an animal made of ectoplasm. It can even go through walls!
What do you think I am thinking about right now ? |
I know you, you're along thinking about opening a black hole and destroying the world, aren't you Gardevoir? Let's do it, I'd love a little Ragnarok!
The best kind of cookie to eat? |
The cookie I just made you, which allows me to know everything you do next on Internet for the next year!
Should noone know about who is the Crobatman, the one who saved us all ? |
Unfortunately Crobatman became mod of VPP and was sacrificed to Arceus so that his pair could get a shiny Vulpix ;)
Where are all the good samaritans? |
They got themselves lost in Bug Island!
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Can I have chocolate waffles, please ? |
You can, but you need to invade the chocolate dimension first and melt all the chocolate people so we actually have enough material to make them for you!
Have you seen my cat? |
I think so...
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You should stop filling your house with so much snow, ReKoil... Why is 42 the answer to everything ? |
Because there are 42 timelords that leap though time making sure that important events actually happen otherwise our timeline would implode!
Who turned on the light? |
Didn't you do just that, by making gas assemble into stars ?
Is space truly infinite and timeless ? |
The only limit is your imagination. In that sense it's infinite, but timeless? Depends on who you are...
What's your favorite song? |
'Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn away and slam the door' When did you last send a postcard? |
Why would I send anything through postal services, they're way too slow here! Postcards especially... oof!
May I go to sleep please? |
limitless and infinite? Nope, what you call space is really just my pocket. I'm a giant, and I picked you all up and shouved you in there, and the sun and moon really are just some coins in my pocket next to you, and the stars? Lint.
I mean, please do sleep, I'd love to use dream eater! What ability do you carry? |
Ninjaing people all the time apparently... sorry I have to :')
Why do you love genshin impact? :3c |
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