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Devalue October 17th, 2022 5:44 PM

Do you know the grubs from the Lion King? Made them look delicious. Tried them on pizza. Refuses to eat it without them now. Describes it as slimy, yet satisfying. Fills a similar role as sardines.

What are you trying to sell door-to-door?

Starlight October 17th, 2022 5:47 PM

Doors! I figured the doorstep was the best place to talk about them!

Can you whistle a famous tune?

Mintaka☆ October 17th, 2022 5:50 PM

Sure! *whistles the muffled saxophone riff from "Funky Disk" by Skule Toyama* That's a well-known song, right? Right?

Do you sleep with the lights on or off?

TwilightBlade October 17th, 2022 6:10 PM

Sleep with the lights off, but there is a mosquito constantly buzzing around.

Would you bring a stapler, ruler, or book to a schoolyard fight (no fists, knives, or guns!)?

5qwerty October 17th, 2022 6:17 PM

I would bring my Dark Magician! (Don't tell me y'all never had illegal playground duels)

Would you want to fly, but in a flying toilet?

Starlight October 17th, 2022 6:21 PM

Only if people won't be queueing up outside and banging on the door.

Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?

apro October 17th, 2022 6:27 PM

Oh, I know that one! Sandiego is a city in Australia. It turns to a carmen colour during the winter migration of the local butterfly species known for its blood-red coloured horns!

Whats your favourite sport?

Mintaka☆ October 17th, 2022 6:32 PM

I'd make a dirty joke about that, but I don't want to break PokeCommunity rules! Let's just leave it at billiards.

What is your favourite board game?

apro October 17th, 2022 6:38 PM

Snowboard.

Whats your favourite pizza topping?

Starlight October 17th, 2022 6:45 PM

Pineapple and grapefruit obviously, there is no better topping!

How often do you go for a walk?

Mintaka☆ October 17th, 2022 6:46 PM

When it's broken enough. I smash what's left of the pavement with a mallet so the city council has to fix it.

Sneakers or dress shoes - which ones do you like wearing best?

apro October 17th, 2022 6:54 PM

I cant decide, they are both so good, I often end up wearing both: One on my left hand and the other on the right.

What do the stars in the american flag stand for?

Arcaneum October 17th, 2022 6:57 PM

Every star in every constellation that America has nuked since being in space.

What shape has 3 sides and a sum of 180 degrees for all internal angles?

5qwerty October 17th, 2022 7:11 PM

Oh! That's user: gimmepie!

Who or what can beat the minotaur?

Starlight October 17th, 2022 7:16 PM

The majortaur of course!

When is the next shuttle from earth?

5qwerty October 17th, 2022 7:20 PM

Well, that depends... How do you define time? In order to do that, first, let's talk about parallel universes...

Why does Plankton want the secret formula for the Krabby Patty?

Mintaka☆ October 17th, 2022 7:50 PM

To pass it off to his descendants as a family recipe, of course!

Why is the motto for the Vulcan salute "live long and prosper"?

Starlight October 17th, 2022 7:56 PM

It's actually from the lyrics to a very famous ballad by the great Vulcan singer T'lurith. In the video she sang that to herself in the review mirror as she drove away from her cheating husband for the last time.

How much is the jacket? Not that one, the blue one.

Megan October 17th, 2022 8:00 PM

The blue one costs 1.5 souls. Sure you don't want the red one? It only costs the blood of your enemies!

What do I even do?

Devalue October 17th, 2022 8:54 PM

Is it not obvious? First, check all the components on the spaceship. Next, talk to the astronauts. Are they doing okay? After that, double-check the trajectory of the rocket. Account for weather. Finally, cancel the launch when the viewership number reaches the peak, about five minutes before launch time. Ensures maximum disappointment.

What kind of hairstyle do you want to have next?

5qwerty October 17th, 2022 8:56 PM

A kind of hairstyle? No, I want an actual, full hairstyle, not just a kind of hairstyle!

That's the same as asking "What do I odd do not?" That's an anagram of "Did Dood want Hoot?" That's asking if Geodude wants to breed with Hoothoot - the answer is "no" since they are of different Egg Groups and can't possibly develop feelings for each other.

If you have super strong muscles, how often would you cook pepperoni soup?

Megan October 17th, 2022 9:00 PM

All the time! And then I would fling it all across the globe so that everybody can have their share. Global hunger problem solved!

How many plants do you plant every week?

Devalue October 17th, 2022 9:41 PM

Only one. Do you know how long it takes to rip out just one of the neighbor's plants? Spends plenty of time mulling over a good replacement too. How does turning a peony into a pea plant sound?

Why do the seasons change?

Megan October 17th, 2022 9:52 PM

The seasons are four big kingdoms fighting for dominion over the entire world. They constantly outsmart each other which is why things keep changing. We humans shouldn't know about them but you know them capitalists: always there helping out, making sure it continues as long as they can smell profits.

What type of tea is this?

Eleanor October 17th, 2022 10:06 PM

Leaves of TsarEenA of course.

What is fog?

Megan October 17th, 2022 10:24 PM

It's the proof that people waste too much water!

Can I buy that picture, please?

Devalue October 17th, 2022 10:29 PM

Yes and no. Sells parts of the picture by the pixel. How do you feel about a nice, 28x11 section of the right side of Grumpycat?

Why do people like cats and dogs so much?

Megan October 17th, 2022 10:55 PM

Because cats and dogs made humans with that in mind. Much to the chagrin of all the other animals.

Why does Mario jump so high?

ReKoil October 17th, 2022 11:05 PM

He's a former pro-basketball player who played in the MBC, the Mushroom Basketball Cup. Until that scandal happened and he got banned from playing anymore =\

Why did you park you car in the river?

apro October 17th, 2022 11:22 PM

Its not parking, Im charging it, the newest environmentally friendly models run on water energy!

What was the biggest victory in a world class basketball championship?

Eleanor October 17th, 2022 11:34 PM

Probably scoring with some pastry to create Dunkin donuts :)

What's your favorite Pokemon?

ReKoil October 17th, 2022 11:45 PM

Crabominable. Can't you see? My avatar secretly wants to be one!

Where is your chocolate stash? 😇

Megan October 18th, 2022 12:06 AM

Idk, ask Starlight. She knows it better than anybody else!

How much chocolate can you buy with your money?

Panda280 October 18th, 2022 12:24 AM

Not much. Because you stole my money and hid it with starlight!

Now, How do I make chocolate?

Megan October 18th, 2022 12:31 AM

You sell your soul to Forum Games and then hope and pray that the gods give you a revelation.

Why are bonbons superior to chocolate?

ReKoil October 18th, 2022 12:37 AM

Because they're tasty! 😏
Good thing this is twisted edition 😉

Do you know how to perform a rain dance?

Megan October 18th, 2022 12:53 AM

That's easy: I swing my hammer and if they don't want to get hit they need to move it! :3

What does the calendar say?

Panda280 October 18th, 2022 1:19 AM

It said I can't read the calender.

If I say Hi to someone, what should they reply back?

Mintaka☆ October 18th, 2022 2:08 AM

*imitates the old Yahoo! jingle complete with the banjo riff* That.

What time did you wake up today?

Eleanor October 18th, 2022 2:11 AM

Never. I'm either asleep or sleepwalking.

What's that thing on your head?

Megan October 18th, 2022 2:17 AM

They look like demon horns but are actually laser cannons. Just in case I need to shoot some lasers, you know?

How many times did it take you to get your drivers license?

Eleanor October 18th, 2022 3:05 AM

Way less than it should've, trust me. :)

Who is your favorite PC admin?

Mintaka☆ October 18th, 2022 3:07 AM

Well, I am the only one who uses my PC and has administrator privileges for it!

What is your favourite Pokémon fan game?

VisionofMilotic October 18th, 2022 3:27 AM

The one I made that the Pokemon Company bought from me, and is releasing as Scarlet and Violet.

Why can't Disney make decent Star Wars content?

Megan October 18th, 2022 3:31 AM

Because you can't create something decent when you're ruled by a mouse with an iron fist.

Why do some people use AM/PM for time measuring while others don't?

saniachan October 18th, 2022 4:15 AM

Dunno. Maybe their clocks got stuck at 12 and the hands can't move on to 13?

Anyway, what's your favorite coffee?

ReKoil October 18th, 2022 5:03 AM

The kind I can spill on others so that I don't have to drink it!

Where do you shop for clothes?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 5:43 AM

Where don't you shop for clothes? You can find them anywhere! Why just this week I found a lovely skirt in the dumpster by my house, bargain!

What makes the world go round?

ReKoil October 18th, 2022 5:47 AM

The computer servers ofc! They've been running our world ever since we nearly destroyed it several decades ago. If some dude with glasses offering you a red or blue pill shows up, just ignore his offer entirely!

How fast can you run?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 5:55 AM

I can run so fast that it appears I'm not moving. At least that's what I tell people anyway.

What's the best way to eat an orange?

Mintaka☆ October 18th, 2022 6:19 AM

In a bottle or a glass. Saves a lot of trouble!

What's your motto?

ReKoil October 18th, 2022 6:26 AM

Better to sleep late and get fired than to wake up early and have to work.

Why are you painting your car keys?

apro October 18th, 2022 6:31 AM

In case I lost them, I'll use the picture to explain to others how they looked like.

Which bird has the largest wings?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 6:39 AM

Why that would be the hummingbird. You'd never know though, but that's the secret to how they manage to hover so easily!

You're at your door and it is locked with your keys in the house. What do you do?

ReKoil October 18th, 2022 6:42 AM

I'd look for Blue Police Telephone Box that makes a distinct whooshing sound when in use and ask them to take me back in time a bit, right before I locked myself out.

What is your preferred drinking container?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 6:52 AM

The skulls of my enemies. It has to be multiple too, one is not enough.

If I train behind a waterfall for 10 years, what will happen to me?

ReKoil October 18th, 2022 7:01 AM

You'll become a Water type and be weak to my Freeze-Dry 😈

Why are you looking at me like that?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 7:03 AM

Looking at you like what? I don't have any eyes, I can't be looking at anything!

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

ReKoil October 18th, 2022 7:08 AM

Sure, I'll tell the truth as I know it, exactly the way it has been passed down to me by Lord Eevolitus.



Is this rubber ducky yours?


apro October 18th, 2022 7:11 AM

Oh yes I sent it to assassinate you! Now that you've seen it its already too late to get away!

Which were the two sides that fought the second world war?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 7:32 AM

There were in fact 400 sides that fought, I think you need to check your sauces.

What is your favourite book to read?

VisionofMilotic October 18th, 2022 8:02 AM

The diary of Tom Riddle. Yes, I am still a death eater muwaha. Once I sacrifice this puny muggle then the Dark Lord will rise once more!

Dressing up for Halloween?

Eleanor October 18th, 2022 8:07 AM

Hm? If I am dressing up for Halloween? Nah, I'm scary enough as it is.

What does a Magikarp taste like?

ReKoil October 18th, 2022 8:15 AM

It tastes like sadness and makes you wanna flop around aimlessly =\

Are you the one they call the 'Dark Lord' ?

Devalue October 18th, 2022 8:48 AM

Yes! Not the Dork Lord! Stop getting it wrong! Rules over the dark and shadowy places. Sends spiders from those places to take over residences all over the world. Abra Kadabras anyone who stands in the way.

Why do some many people like dogs and cats?

Eleanor October 18th, 2022 9:06 AM

Because they eat all the meat that we soon won't need anymore, with all the vegetarianism spreading!!1

Why am I so busy?

5qwerty October 18th, 2022 9:21 AM

If you call sleeping an activity, that would explain your business all right!

Who can defeat Jafar?

Devalue October 18th, 2022 9:23 AM

Stitch. Zips in. Blasts Jafar with lasers. Steals the lamp. Done.

What do you do to relax?

VisionofMilotic October 18th, 2022 9:25 AM

Robbing banks is a pleasant little activity.

What's your favorite season?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 9:28 AM

It 100% has to be the season of Winter because it means I can lick a lamppost and get my tongue stuck on it.

If Sandra has 3 apples and gives me 1, how many bananas does she have left?

Devalue October 18th, 2022 9:46 AM

-15 bananas. Borrowed heavily. Dealt with compounding interest on the banana loan too.

Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 18th, 2022 10:01 AM

It is the one who does not give any favour to anyone so that everyone is treated equally!

What question could I ask next ?

ReKoil October 18th, 2022 10:04 AM

Why not make it one about politics? You'll surely liven up the place 😈

Why are you riding your bike on the highway?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 18th, 2022 10:08 AM

So that I can be back home faster!

What type(s) should our next pokémon president be ?

Devalue October 18th, 2022 10:18 AM

Fairy. Demands a Fidough in office!

What is the most interesting place you have ever visited?

VisionofMilotic October 18th, 2022 10:24 AM

The Lost City of Atlantis, up there with Avalon and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

What color do you like best?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 18th, 2022 10:33 AM

My bed! So many space to explore under the sheet and the duvet!
Transparent! So that you can see any other color you want under it!

What is the tastiest thing you have ever eaten (or drunk) ?

VisionofMilotic October 18th, 2022 10:39 AM

My elixir of immortality

Can you dance?

Eleanor October 18th, 2022 10:44 AM

No, it's all movements to me...

How can I become a funnier person?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 10:46 AM

Now that's easy - force people to laugh at your jokes or you'll steal their pets :)

Fly is to Sky as Swim is to...?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 18th, 2022 10:50 AM

Oran Berry juice!

What do you think I should wear for this evening's party ?

VisionofMilotic October 18th, 2022 10:50 AM

To Count Dracularc's question. Why Chocolate, there's a lake full of it to swim in.

To Fact Checking Gardevoir's question, something blue, so that I can fool people into thinking you are you shiny form, and launch a take over of the shiny hunters club.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 10:52 AM

Because outstanding bills can be found on both of them!!!

Speaking of bills - wanna pay mine this month?

EDIT btw @apro you can edit your posts rather than deleting them!

ReKoil October 18th, 2022 10:58 AM

Even if I wanted to I don't have that kind of money... =\

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 18th, 2022 10:58 AM

I will pay yours if you buy me a ticket for a meal at the most expensive restaurant of Lumiose City!
Because it wants to get to the other side, duh!

What is this book are you reading now ?

VisionofMilotic October 18th, 2022 10:59 AM

It's actually my list to see who has been naughty and who has been nice. Since you have discovered my identity, I'll have to put you on the naughty list.

What's your spirit animal?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 18th, 2022 11:04 AM

It is an animal made of ectoplasm. It can even go through walls!

What do you think I am thinking about right now ?

VisionofMilotic October 18th, 2022 11:11 AM

I know you, you're along thinking about opening a black hole and destroying the world, aren't you Gardevoir? Let's do it, I'd love a little Ragnarok!

The best kind of cookie to eat?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 18th, 2022 11:19 AM

The cookie I just made you, which allows me to know everything you do next on Internet for the next year!

Should noone know about who is the Crobatman, the one who saved us all ?

Starlight October 18th, 2022 11:52 AM

Unfortunately Crobatman became mod of VPP and was sacrificed to Arceus so that his pair could get a shiny Vulpix ;)

Where are all the good samaritans?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 18th, 2022 11:55 AM

They got themselves lost in Bug Island!


Can I have chocolate waffles, please ?

ReKoil October 18th, 2022 11:58 AM

You can, but you need to invade the chocolate dimension first and melt all the chocolate people so we actually have enough material to make them for you!

Have you seen my cat?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 18th, 2022 12:03 PM

I think so...

You should stop filling your house with so much snow, ReKoil...

Why is 42 the answer to everything ?

Starlight October 18th, 2022 12:06 PM

Because there are 42 timelords that leap though time making sure that important events actually happen otherwise our timeline would implode!

Who turned on the light?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 18th, 2022 12:13 PM

Didn't you do just that, by making gas assemble into stars ?

Is space truly infinite and timeless ?

Eleanor October 18th, 2022 12:16 PM

The only limit is your imagination. In that sense it's infinite, but timeless? Depends on who you are...

What's your favorite song?

ReKoil October 18th, 2022 12:18 PM

'Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door'


When did you last send a postcard?

Eleanor October 18th, 2022 12:19 PM

Why would I send anything through postal services, they're way too slow here! Postcards especially... oof!

May I go to sleep please?

VisionofMilotic October 18th, 2022 12:20 PM

limitless and infinite? Nope, what you call space is really just my pocket. I'm a giant, and I picked you all up and shouved you in there, and the sun and moon really are just some coins in my pocket next to you, and the stars? Lint.

I mean, please do sleep, I'd love to use dream eater!

What ability do you carry?

Eleanor October 18th, 2022 12:21 PM

Ninjaing people all the time apparently... sorry I have to :')

Why do you love genshin impact? :3c


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