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I don't, the only impact I know is this giga impact. I love that move, let me show you...oooops, I have lost control, look out...BOOM!
Do you know the know the muffin man? |
No, I've only ever heard of the Muffin Woman.
What is the best way to heat up soup? |
Chuck it in the Arctic Circle somewhere and hope for the best. I mean, they do say ice CAN burn you...
What's the best way to eat soup that's been left to freeze? |
Just gnaw on it honestly. It's good for your teeth.
Unrelated, but how does one fix a broken tooth? |
Do what I'm doing right now and simply don't - 10 months and counting and it's still going strong :sunglasses:
Best way to deal with an earthquake? |
You're gonna wanna get above anything that's falling down, so get yourself to the roof of the tallest building in your area. Good luck!
How can I cure my cat's sneezes? |
Find the human they are allergic to in your home and evict them
What are stars made of? |
Spiders. Lots and lots of spiders. Don't worry about it.
What should I do if I'm always cold? |
Simply move to Mali, where the average yearly temperature is 83.89°F
How do I revive a wilted plant? |
Okay, it's not quite dead, but I think necromancy might be applicable here.
Where should I go if I want to buy candles? |
Why buy candles when our ears naturally produce wax? Save money and learn a new craft
Is my gumbo mid? |
Oh, I... didn't realize that was gumbo. Hm. Okay.
How much should I spend on new socks? |
I'd suggest at least $1000 a week - those feet need the best socks you can get!
How can I earn $1000 a week easily? |
Selling socks to me, obviously!
What is sunbathing? |
Another name for a solar eclipse cause it's when the sun leaves for a bit for a bath.
What is a lunar eclipse? |
That's just another name for fancams of the moon.
What is the moon, anyway? |
It's a giant egg
What do you think will hatch from it? |
Just a regular-sized chicken, unfortunately.
What happens as the moon chicken grows up? |
The moon chicken will live and die alone - unfortunately we only had one moon so it is the only one of its kind
Incidentally, we now also have no moon. How is our world affected by this? |
Surprisingly, it isn't.
Which then begs the question- what's been controlling the tides? |
The Illuminati, of course - what don't they control
Seriously, what don't they control...? |
They don't control the worms. It's very important that they don't control the worms.
The question is: are the worms self-governing, though? |
No, they're in fact ruled by the birds that come to eat them every morning.
What's your favourite bird? |
Jimmy. He's in my cat's digestive tract now, may he rest in peace
If the universe is so big, then why won't it fight me? |
It doesn't bother because it knows that you know that in your heart of hearts you've already lost.
When will this madness end? |
It will end on Friday the 13th, 2026. The day the eeveelutionati will invade and teach humans how to behave decently. No more wars, no more conflicts, and equality for all! as our servants =3
Why do you have a talking hat? |
I need help to choose which of my four houses I go to after work.
How can you tell this is gold and not plain iron? |
Because it was too soft to make into a new hammer.
Which of the following animals to you like most: |
Hmmm.... Pterodactyls, Rhinos, saber-toothed tigers or Mammoths, huh?
Well Rhinos are the only ones there that have gone extinct, so it's gotta be the best! Don't mind me as I fill in that blank myself :coolcat: Why do you want to join the Judoon? Spoiler:
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I don't... because I'm already a member! All PC staff are actually Judoon. We make the best forum police - Megan's hammer is actually a weapon that sends you to an off-world prison!
Did you find Wally? |
Yes, I actually found an easy way to do it, too: you just shake the book until all the other humans fall out of it!
What's the first video game you ever played? |
It's called LIFE, developed by God or Darwin.
The quantity of content is exceptional, the graphics are the best I've ever seen. However it's kind of a Rogue-like, in that it's very hard, you cannot try bosses again and again, and there is a lot of procedural generation, in particular in the storylines and characters. Plus it's somewhat frustrating, because when you die, you cannot respawn. There is no checkpoint! WTF! They really need to update this game. Why did you refuse to be the Queen of England? |
You don't actually expect me to take the flak for those who have taken that position before it was offered to me, right? :coolcat:
I mean... I was just walking down the street minding my own business when some creepy aristocrat approached me! Clearly there were ulterior motives! Spoiler:
Do you know a good dungeon nearby, so I can go grind up my level? |
Yeah, actually I just opened up one of those in my basement. It's quite popular, too. I constantly have to sent more and more people there. And they even make stuff in it. :D
What's your favorite music? |
My favourite music is the chant of my devoted fans as they venerate me!
What is the activity you are the best at ? |
It’s an activity called nothing, it’s really fun, actually! You should try it! People say it’s good for your mental health, and I can aprove that.
What’s that movie you’re watching? |
It's called 'A Christmas Glaceon'. It's about this Glaceon who tries to soften people's hearts to generosity and get them to be charitable, by using Eeveelutions, sending them over with special powers bestowed upon them by Espeon. Soon these people will find themselves visited by the Umbreon of Christmas Past, the Flareon of Christmas present and the Sylveon of Christmas future!
And ofc, if the warnings aren't heeded, I hop on over to claim their souls for the Demon princess! Ahm... I mean... send them to rehabilition! 😇 Spoiler:
Why do you keep leaving empty chocolate bar wrappers in front of my door? D= |
I leave them there to taunt you. Have you not noticed they are the ones that formerly wrapped the bars in your cupboards... 😈
What is the best way to cook an egg? |
You put them into a pan and then you occasionally flip them like a pancake. If the egg shell breaks that means you did something wrong.
How do you use an ATM? |
You put your money in and wait for a plastic card to come out! Hope you like your new trainer human card =D
Oh and remember to smile as you put your money in.... it takes a photo on the spot... wouldn't want to look cranky on your calling card! Can we have the recipe for this delicious cake you baked us? Spoiler:
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Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble. Fillet of a Koily snake, In the caldron boil and bake; Eye of Eevee and toe of Jolteon, Wool of Sheep and tongue of Flareon, Cooler’s fork and Megan’s sting, Umbreon’s leg and Rowlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. Cool it with a Starlight’s blood, Then the charm is firm and good. Enjoy 🤤 Who stole all my blood? |
It's the Mosquito Mafia, they're at it again! They've been getting more and more influence ever since they teamed up with the Global Warming Lobby...
How can we stop our current crisis? |
Just have FCG toss a Black Hole at the trouble makers.... problem solved!
How do you stay fit? |
I stay fit by doing morning 20 push-ups every day (gravity not negated of course) and by lifting weights in the late afternoon (with a bit of help from my Telekinesis move of course)!
What is your favourite TV show besides mine ? |
I have never heard of this word... TV??? Oh you mean Tommy Vercetti! Right! I liked that story where he went to Walmart but was kicked out for cancelling black Friday sales and Christmas too. He just kept shouting 476 over and over... 476. 476. 476!!!
How am I gonna get this heavy box up that hill? |
You carry it up. But here's the catch: before you do you should rename yourself. Sisyphus isn't exactly a good name for that type of activity.
What did you do with all that cheese? |
I shoved it all into my USB port and uploaded it to various games so people could cheese them =D
How do you peel and cut an onion without crying? |
I have no heart. So when I hear their sad stories, they don't affect me.
What is this alarm? |
I can't tell you why. All I know is that it is always ringing when I happen to show up. :(
It's in one of those boxes over there. |
Have you seen my sanity anywhere? 😏
I'm tired from drawing all day and you had me thinking this was question the answer above.... Attempt 2: 'It's in one of those boxes over there?' There are only empty boxes here... filled with the hopes and dreams of my adversaries. 😈 Why did you close your restaurant a mere 1 week after opening? |
I got a nasty 1-star review on Yelp. That guy was a meanie ;-;
What happens if my toast lands butter side up? |
It's the definitive proof that Murphy's law is wrong and then the universe explodes.
What do we do with that dragon in our backyard? |
Feed our enemies to it 😈
Put a saddle on it and tame it like you would a horse in Minecraft. It'll submit eventually and then you can soar the skies on the back of a dragon! Why is there an elephant in your living room? |
It's game night! Paula is amazing at Splatoon!!!
What concert would you like to go to? |
There's this band that's been spreading for the last couple years. Apparently it's called "The Virus". It seemed to be pretty popular until this year.
What's your plan for next year? |
Oh you know... just some light world domination here and there with the help of the multiverse. Same old same old.
How are your sunflowers always facing me, no matter what side I look at them from? |
You are so brilliant, they ignore the sun :)
Why can't you help me with my house move tomorrow? |
Sorry, I have to walk my pet fish at that time :(
Why does it say gullible on the ceiling? |
It's to remind people of their own flaws. You think of yourself too highly and snobbishly raise your head only to immediately be brought back down to Earth.
Can you explain to me how babies are made? |
It’s like when one parent goes: “I want to have a baby” and then if their partner accepts, a star falls in their bed, and, after nine months, the star turns into a baby. Side effects include the mom continuously gaining weight uncontrollably in those months.
What did you have for lunch? |
I had:
- A boar with fries, - A flock of gooses, - A herd of mutton, - An omelette made with eight dozens of eggs, - A school of fish, - A beef, a cow and two lambs, - A mountain of caviar and a little toast to go with it, - A stuffed camel - An elephant filled with olives, ... These were the appetizers. I would have detailed the main course and the desserts but the list would be too long. What do you eat for teatime ? |
Some very tasty ice tea cubes, chocolate flavor! Made them myself!
I first blended all the chocolate I could find, then froze it and cut it into cubes! Why do you have so many file cabinets? |
I categorize all the "accidents" that happen all the time around me. There must be a reason for them!
Why did you drop the bomb? |
I didn't drop him, he fell off that bridge! Bobby the Bob-omb has a terrible habit of getting himself into trouble 😭
Can you recommend me a good name for a pet woodlouse? |
The Carpenter. Then you just need to find it's soulmate and you can start The Carpenters !
How did you get into that exclusive club without a reservation? 🤔 |
I just stared at the bouncer until he was scared of me.
Where did find that chocolate? |
It fell from the sky during a chocolate storm. It's a weather condition that has been getting rarer and rarer ever since we invented climate change.
How do you do a backflip? |
I just do a front flip and record it, then play it back backwards =D
Where did you find that pitchfork? |
Salem 1690. In my mighty time machine.
What do you call a seaking who can't see? |
Blind, of course! :P
What do you call a street that's not snow? |
The Outdoor Discotheque.... let's boogie woogie!
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Catch Kyogre and let it out in your house. Its ability will do the rest!
How do you clear the sky from clouds ? |
You take a deep breath and blow out all the bad stuff. Soon enough it'll all be clear.
What is the best chicken dish? |
Unfortunately I've never been to a Chicken restaurant so I don't know what the Chicken people cook.
What do you know about your future? |
That it'll be fun and not a total nightmare.
Who would win: a billion Pyroar or the sun? |
All those Pyroar need is a Super Star so that one of them can become invincible and jump into the sun that has been tormenting them throughout the stage and kill it. Just gotta watch out that that Pyroar doesn't run into the other Pyroar or it will be a massacre D=
How often do you praise the sun? \[T]/ |
Every time I can be enlightened by its shining (and warm) glory!
Do you like staring at the starry night sky ? |
Yes, it's a nice wallpaper. I'm still not sure where they got the inspiration from, though. Like, why would the sky be dark and why should we not be able to see those yellow dots during the day? It just doesn't make any sense!
What's your favorite fish? |
This one!
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How long can you hold your breath? |
I don't breathe.
Where is your cat? |
Saving the world from climate change. After all: it can always do a better job than any politician ever could! :D
What was your last exam all about? |
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What animal would make a good horse substitute? |
Dogs, ofc!
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Who styles your hair? |
I do it myself! It's so cost efficient. People even look at me more often which means it must be really good! :D
What do you seek, stranger? |
I seek... EVERYTHING!!! :D
Anyway, how would you pick a god and pray? |
Just go with whatever god mentions killing off it's subjects for not behaving the most. 😇
Why do you keep jumping in puddles ? |
Because I am trying to learn the Splash move!
Why are you growling at me ? |
Isn't that the point of the Growl move? 🤔
So... shall we begin? |
Sure, just go right ahead, I'm close behind...behind that rock, that is!
Why do you wear that purple costume? |
What else does one wear when ruling over their subjects? Sheesh.
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What do you know about these strange statues that started appearing overnight? |
I know one thing of the utmost importance about them : Do NOT blink...
Why are you hiding in my closet ? |
why did you think the room you rented out to me was your closet?
who let the dogs out last night? |
The cats who tamed them.
Can you whistle? |
What kind of whistle? A train whistle?
Why is one side of the bread burnt? |
Because I used it as target to practice my Fire Punch move!
How did you even get in there ? |
oh my, good thing I refreshed lol
If I fits, I sits! Spoiler:
What detergent do you use? |
You know what I use. Well, used. Still haven't found a replacement for my old hammer... <_<
Why are you going to that laboratory so often? |
don't you already know, my name is dexter and DEEDEE GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!
who set the thermostat to be much colder? |
Although I didn't touch a thermostat, I have been playing around with this fan I found. Oops.
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Why is there a rock band following you wherever you go? |
Because I need them to back me up whenever I recite my motto!
Why do I have zero idea about what to ask next ? |
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