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VisionofMilotic October 18th, 2022 12:40 PM

I don't, the only impact I know is this giga impact. I love that move, let me show you...oooops, I have lost control, look out...BOOM!

Do you know the know the muffin man?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 12:56 PM

No, I've only ever heard of the Muffin Woman.

What is the best way to heat up soup?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 1:14 PM

Chuck it in the Arctic Circle somewhere and hope for the best. I mean, they do say ice CAN burn you...

What's the best way to eat soup that's been left to freeze?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:17 PM

Just gnaw on it honestly. It's good for your teeth.

Unrelated, but how does one fix a broken tooth?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 1:18 PM

Do what I'm doing right now and simply don't - 10 months and counting and it's still going strong :sunglasses:

Best way to deal with an earthquake?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:21 PM

You're gonna wanna get above anything that's falling down, so get yourself to the roof of the tallest building in your area. Good luck!

How can I cure my cat's sneezes?

Juno October 18th, 2022 1:21 PM

Find the human they are allergic to in your home and evict them

What are stars made of?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:25 PM

Spiders. Lots and lots of spiders. Don't worry about it.

What should I do if I'm always cold?

Juno October 18th, 2022 1:28 PM

Simply move to Mali, where the average yearly temperature is 83.89°F

How do I revive a wilted plant?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:30 PM

Okay, it's not quite dead, but I think necromancy might be applicable here.

Where should I go if I want to buy candles?

Juno October 18th, 2022 1:33 PM

Why buy candles when our ears naturally produce wax? Save money and learn a new craft

Is my gumbo mid?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:36 PM

Oh, I... didn't realize that was gumbo. Hm. Okay.

How much should I spend on new socks?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 1:38 PM

I'd suggest at least $1000 a week - those feet need the best socks you can get!

How can I earn $1000 a week easily?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:40 PM

Selling socks to me, obviously!

What is sunbathing?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 1:50 PM

Another name for a solar eclipse cause it's when the sun leaves for a bit for a bath.

What is a lunar eclipse?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:51 PM

That's just another name for fancams of the moon.

What is the moon, anyway?

Juno October 18th, 2022 1:55 PM

It's a giant egg

What do you think will hatch from it?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:57 PM

Just a regular-sized chicken, unfortunately.

What happens as the moon chicken grows up?

Juno October 18th, 2022 2:03 PM

The moon chicken will live and die alone - unfortunately we only had one moon so it is the only one of its kind

Incidentally, we now also have no moon. How is our world affected by this?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 2:05 PM

Surprisingly, it isn't.

Which then begs the question- what's been controlling the tides?

Juno October 18th, 2022 2:10 PM

The Illuminati, of course - what don't they control

Seriously, what don't they control...?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 2:12 PM

They don't control the worms. It's very important that they don't control the worms.

The question is: are the worms self-governing, though?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 2:13 PM

No, they're in fact ruled by the birds that come to eat them every morning.

What's your favourite bird?

Juno October 18th, 2022 2:17 PM

Jimmy. He's in my cat's digestive tract now, may he rest in peace

If the universe is so big, then why won't it fight me?

Megan October 18th, 2022 8:02 PM

It doesn't bother because it knows that you know that in your heart of hearts you've already lost.

When will this madness end?

ReKoil October 19th, 2022 11:40 AM

It will end on Friday the 13th, 2026. The day the eeveelutionati will invade and teach humans how to behave decently. No more wars, no more conflicts, and equality for all! as our servants =3

Why do you have a talking hat?

StCooler October 19th, 2022 5:27 PM

I need help to choose which of my four houses I go to after work.

How can you tell this is gold and not plain iron?

Megan October 19th, 2022 8:16 PM

Because it was too soft to make into a new hammer.

Which of the following animals to you like most:

ReKoil October 20th, 2022 9:43 AM

Hmmm.... Pterodactyls, Rhinos, saber-toothed tigers or Mammoths, huh?
Well Rhinos are the only ones there that have gone extinct, so it's gotta be the best!
Don't mind me as I fill in that blank myself :coolcat:

Why do you want to join the Judoon?


Starlight October 21st, 2022 1:18 PM

I don't... because I'm already a member! All PC staff are actually Judoon. We make the best forum police - Megan's hammer is actually a weapon that sends you to an off-world prison!

Did you find Wally?

Megan October 21st, 2022 10:59 PM

Yes, I actually found an easy way to do it, too: you just shake the book until all the other humans fall out of it!

What's the first video game you ever played?

StCooler October 22nd, 2022 3:13 AM

It's called LIFE, developed by God or Darwin.
The quantity of content is exceptional, the graphics are the best I've ever seen. However it's kind of a Rogue-like, in that it's very hard, you cannot try bosses again and again, and there is a lot of procedural generation, in particular in the storylines and characters. Plus it's somewhat frustrating, because when you die, you cannot respawn. There is no checkpoint! WTF! They really need to update this game.

Why did you refuse to be the Queen of England?

ReKoil October 22nd, 2022 10:09 AM

You don't actually expect me to take the flak for those who have taken that position before it was offered to me, right? :coolcat:
I mean... I was just walking down the street minding my own business when some creepy aristocrat approached me! Clearly there were ulterior motives!



Do you know a good dungeon nearby, so I can go grind up my level?

Megan October 22nd, 2022 8:33 PM

Yeah, actually I just opened up one of those in my basement. It's quite popular, too. I constantly have to sent more and more people there. And they even make stuff in it. :D

What's your favorite music?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 23rd, 2022 12:18 PM

My favourite music is the chant of my devoted fans as they venerate me!

What is the activity you are the best at ?

Cosmega October 24th, 2022 4:59 AM

It’s an activity called nothing, it’s really fun, actually! You should try it! People say it’s good for your mental health, and I can aprove that.

What’s that movie you’re watching?

ReKoil October 24th, 2022 8:13 AM

It's called 'A Christmas Glaceon'. It's about this Glaceon who tries to soften people's hearts to generosity and get them to be charitable, by using Eeveelutions, sending them over with special powers bestowed upon them by Espeon. Soon these people will find themselves visited by the Umbreon of Christmas Past, the Flareon of Christmas present and the Sylveon of Christmas future!
And ofc, if the warnings aren't heeded, I hop on over to claim their souls for the Demon princess! Ahm... I mean... send them to rehabilition! 😇



Why do you keep leaving empty chocolate bar wrappers in front of my door? D=

Starlight October 24th, 2022 12:14 PM

I leave them there to taunt you. Have you not noticed they are the ones that formerly wrapped the bars in your cupboards... 😈

What is the best way to cook an egg?

Megan October 24th, 2022 8:36 PM

You put them into a pan and then you occasionally flip them like a pancake. If the egg shell breaks that means you did something wrong.

How do you use an ATM?

ReKoil October 25th, 2022 8:21 AM

You put your money in and wait for a plastic card to come out! Hope you like your new trainer human card =D
Oh and remember to smile as you put your money in.... it takes a photo on the spot... wouldn't want to look cranky on your calling card!

Can we have the recipe for this delicious cake you baked us?


Starlight October 26th, 2022 2:02 PM

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a Koily snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of Eevee and toe of Jolteon,
Wool of Sheep and tongue of Flareon,
Cooler’s fork and Megan’s sting,
Umbreon’s leg and Rowlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a Starlight’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

Enjoy 🤤

Who stole all my blood?

Megan October 26th, 2022 8:13 PM

It's the Mosquito Mafia, they're at it again! They've been getting more and more influence ever since they teamed up with the Global Warming Lobby...

How can we stop our current crisis?

ReKoil October 27th, 2022 10:54 AM

Just have FCG toss a Black Hole at the trouble makers.... problem solved!

How do you stay fit?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 27th, 2022 11:01 AM

I stay fit by doing morning 20 push-ups every day (gravity not negated of course) and by lifting weights in the late afternoon (with a bit of help from my Telekinesis move of course)!

What is your favourite TV show besides mine ?

Starlight October 29th, 2022 6:47 PM

I have never heard of this word... TV??? Oh you mean Tommy Vercetti! Right! I liked that story where he went to Walmart but was kicked out for cancelling black Friday sales and Christmas too. He just kept shouting 476 over and over... 476. 476. 476!!!

How am I gonna get this heavy box up that hill?

Megan October 29th, 2022 7:29 PM

You carry it up. But here's the catch: before you do you should rename yourself. Sisyphus isn't exactly a good name for that type of activity.

What did you do with all that cheese?

ReKoil October 30th, 2022 9:47 AM

I shoved it all into my USB port and uploaded it to various games so people could cheese them =D

How do you peel and cut an onion without crying?

StCooler October 30th, 2022 6:10 PM

I have no heart. So when I hear their sad stories, they don't affect me.

What is this alarm?

Megan October 30th, 2022 9:59 PM

I can't tell you why. All I know is that it is always ringing when I happen to show up. :(

It's in one of those boxes over there.

ReKoil October 31st, 2022 8:32 AM

Have you seen my sanity anywhere? 😏
I'm tired from drawing all day and you had me thinking this was question the answer above....

Attempt 2:
'It's in one of those boxes over there?'
There are only empty boxes here... filled with the hopes and dreams of my adversaries. 😈


Why did you close your restaurant a mere 1 week after opening?

RadEmpoleon November 1st, 2022 7:31 PM

I got a nasty 1-star review on Yelp. That guy was a meanie ;-;

What happens if my toast lands butter side up?

Megan November 1st, 2022 8:57 PM

It's the definitive proof that Murphy's law is wrong and then the universe explodes.

What do we do with that dragon in our backyard?

ReKoil November 2nd, 2022 10:52 AM

Feed our enemies to it 😈

Put a saddle on it and tame it like you would a horse in Minecraft. It'll submit eventually and then you can soar the skies on the back of a dragon!

Why is there an elephant in your living room?

Starlight November 2nd, 2022 1:51 PM

It's game night! Paula is amazing at Splatoon!!!

What concert would you like to go to?

Megan November 2nd, 2022 9:30 PM

There's this band that's been spreading for the last couple years. Apparently it's called "The Virus". It seemed to be pretty popular until this year.

What's your plan for next year?

ReKoil November 3rd, 2022 10:54 AM

Oh you know... just some light world domination here and there with the help of the multiverse. Same old same old.

How are your sunflowers always facing me, no matter what side I look at them from?

StCooler November 3rd, 2022 2:45 PM

You are so brilliant, they ignore the sun :)

Why can't you help me with my house move tomorrow?

RadEmpoleon November 3rd, 2022 5:20 PM

Sorry, I have to walk my pet fish at that time :(

Why does it say gullible on the ceiling?

Megan November 3rd, 2022 9:12 PM

It's to remind people of their own flaws. You think of yourself too highly and snobbishly raise your head only to immediately be brought back down to Earth.

Can you explain to me how babies are made?

Cosmega November 4th, 2022 3:49 AM

It’s like when one parent goes: “I want to have a baby” and then if their partner accepts, a star falls in their bed, and, after nine months, the star turns into a baby. Side effects include the mom continuously gaining weight uncontrollably in those months.


What did you have for lunch?

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 4th, 2022 6:23 AM

I had:
- A boar with fries,
- A flock of gooses,
- A herd of mutton,
- An omelette made with eight dozens of eggs,
- A school of fish,
- A beef, a cow and two lambs,
- A mountain of caviar and a little toast to go with it,
- A stuffed camel
- An elephant filled with olives, ...

These were the appetizers. I would have detailed the main course and the desserts but the list would be too long.

What do you eat for teatime ?

ReKoil November 4th, 2022 9:56 AM

Some very tasty ice tea cubes, chocolate flavor! Made them myself!
I first blended all the chocolate I could find, then froze it and cut it into cubes!

Why do you have so many file cabinets?

Megan November 4th, 2022 9:10 PM

I categorize all the "accidents" that happen all the time around me. There must be a reason for them!

Why did you drop the bomb?

Starlight November 7th, 2022 8:38 AM

I didn't drop him, he fell off that bridge! Bobby the Bob-omb has a terrible habit of getting himself into trouble 😭

Can you recommend me a good name for a pet woodlouse?

ReKoil November 7th, 2022 10:39 AM

The Carpenter. Then you just need to find it's soulmate and you can start The Carpenters !

How did you get into that exclusive club without a reservation? 🤔

StCooler November 7th, 2022 5:09 PM

I just stared at the bouncer until he was scared of me.

Where did find that chocolate?

Megan November 7th, 2022 9:25 PM

It fell from the sky during a chocolate storm. It's a weather condition that has been getting rarer and rarer ever since we invented climate change.

How do you do a backflip?

ReKoil November 8th, 2022 10:18 AM

I just do a front flip and record it, then play it back backwards =D

Where did you find that pitchfork?

ZeoStar November 16th, 2022 2:56 PM

Salem 1690. In my mighty time machine.

What do you call a seaking who can't see?

Megan November 16th, 2022 9:08 PM

Blind, of course! :P

What do you call a street that's not snow?

ReKoil November 17th, 2022 9:09 AM

The Outdoor Discotheque.... let's boogie woogie!

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What's the best way to bring the rain outside into your house?

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 17th, 2022 9:31 AM

Catch Kyogre and let it out in your house. Its ability will do the rest!

How do you clear the sky from clouds ?

Interial November 17th, 2022 12:40 PM

You take a deep breath and blow out all the bad stuff. Soon enough it'll all be clear.

What is the best chicken dish?

StCooler November 17th, 2022 6:58 PM

Unfortunately I've never been to a Chicken restaurant so I don't know what the Chicken people cook.

What do you know about your future?

Megan November 17th, 2022 8:59 PM

That it'll be fun and not a total nightmare.

Who would win: a billion Pyroar or the sun?

ReKoil November 18th, 2022 12:06 PM

All those Pyroar need is a Super Star so that one of them can become invincible and jump into the sun that has been tormenting them throughout the stage and kill it. Just gotta watch out that that Pyroar doesn't run into the other Pyroar or it will be a massacre D=

How often do you praise the sun? \[T]/

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 20th, 2022 12:28 AM

Every time I can be enlightened by its shining (and warm) glory!

Do you like staring at the starry night sky ?

Megan November 20th, 2022 9:24 PM

Yes, it's a nice wallpaper. I'm still not sure where they got the inspiration from, though. Like, why would the sky be dark and why should we not be able to see those yellow dots during the day? It just doesn't make any sense!

What's your favorite fish?

ReKoil November 21st, 2022 10:52 AM

This one!


How long can you hold your breath?

StCooler November 21st, 2022 3:49 PM

I don't breathe.

Where is your cat?

Megan November 21st, 2022 9:04 PM

Saving the world from climate change. After all: it can always do a better job than any politician ever could! :D

What was your last exam all about?

Starlight November 22nd, 2022 1:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10573892)
That it'll be fun and not a total nightmare.

I think you have the wrong thread, this is the twisted edition 😊


Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10575386)
Saving the world from climate change. After all: it can always do a better job than any politician ever could! :D

What was your last exam all about?

It was a super-duper mastery type thing in poetry. I failed of course, but at least I tried.

What animal would make a good horse substitute?

ReKoil November 22nd, 2022 10:37 AM

Dogs, ofc!


Who styles your hair?

Megan November 22nd, 2022 9:28 PM

I do it myself! It's so cost efficient. People even look at me more often which means it must be really good! :D

What do you seek, stranger?

saniachan November 24th, 2022 2:57 AM

I seek... EVERYTHING!!! :D

Anyway, how would you pick a god and pray?

ReKoil November 24th, 2022 10:26 AM

Just go with whatever god mentions killing off it's subjects for not behaving the most. 😇

Why do you keep jumping in puddles ?

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 24th, 2022 1:34 PM

Because I am trying to learn the Splash move!

Why are you growling at me ?

saniachan November 24th, 2022 3:41 PM

Isn't that the point of the Growl move? 🤔

So... shall we begin?

Megan November 25th, 2022 2:32 AM

Sure, just go right ahead, I'm close behind...behind that rock, that is!

Why do you wear that purple costume?

ReKoil November 25th, 2022 9:11 AM

What else does one wear when ruling over their subjects? Sheesh.



What do you know about these strange statues that started appearing overnight?

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 27th, 2022 12:41 PM

I know one thing of the utmost importance about them : Do NOT blink...

Why are you hiding in my closet ?

Tsutarja November 27th, 2022 4:46 PM

why did you think the room you rented out to me was your closet?

who let the dogs out last night?

Megan November 27th, 2022 9:40 PM

The cats who tamed them.

Can you whistle?

Retek November 28th, 2022 3:37 AM

What kind of whistle? A train whistle?

Why is one side of the bread burnt?

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 28th, 2022 9:00 AM

Because I used it as target to practice my Fire Punch move!

How did you even get in there ?

ReKoil November 28th, 2022 9:11 AM

oh my, good thing I refreshed lol

If I fits, I sits!


What detergent do you use?

Megan November 28th, 2022 9:37 PM

You know what I use. Well, used. Still haven't found a replacement for my old hammer... <_<

Why are you going to that laboratory so often?

Tsutarja November 29th, 2022 9:03 AM

don't you already know, my name is dexter and DEEDEE GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!

who set the thermostat to be much colder?

ReKoil November 29th, 2022 12:43 PM

Although I didn't touch a thermostat, I have been playing around with this fan I found. Oops.


Why is there a rock band following you wherever you go?

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 29th, 2022 12:47 PM

Because I need them to back me up whenever I recite my motto!

Why do I have zero idea about what to ask next ?


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