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StCooler November 29th, 2022 4:42 PM

Because I stared at you and swallowed your soul teeheehee

Why do I hear boss music?

Megan November 29th, 2022 9:33 PM

Because I'm posting next! :3
Oh wait, you didn't say final secret boss...

Why do you agree with me?

ReKoil November 30th, 2022 9:40 AM

Because you're totally right! 😇
😏

Why did you call me in the middle of the night?

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 30th, 2022 12:07 PM

Because I drank too much Awakenings yesterday and cannot sleep!

Why does nobody recognize me ?

StCooler November 30th, 2022 3:41 PM

It's because you post using a fake identity. We all know it's you, Giovanni!

What can we do to stop Giovanni?

Megan November 30th, 2022 9:21 PM

We can send a 10 year old after him! That's bound to stop him right in his tracks!

Why can't I communicate with thoughts alone?

ReKoil December 1st, 2022 8:05 AM

Because you're the only one who evolved far enough and actually reached that point =\
Better whip Hammer the rest of humanity into shape!

Why did you destroy the chocolate factory? D=

StCooler December 1st, 2022 6:58 PM

The percentage of chocolate they produced was 69.97% instead of 70.00%, clearly they were doing a poor job.

How could you read this book in one day?!

Megan December 1st, 2022 9:11 PM

I skimmed through every page and then made sure to memorize the text on the back cover.

Why are there so many bees during Winter?

ReKoil December 2nd, 2022 9:01 AM

They've adapted to the colder temperatures and have begun their plan to achieve world domination by building hives around everyone's house. They work at a frightful speed and you will find your house completely surrounded by the busy bees' hive overnight. Once they have you surrounded with their hive, they will charge you a honey tax to let you out. This is all their master plan to have others do their work for them! All praise be to the bee overlords!

Why are reading that one page over and over?

Starlight December 11th, 2022 3:08 AM

To make sure all my fam are being nice to each other obviously ;)

What is the most important thing in life?

Retek December 11th, 2022 3:14 AM

Health. ^^

What's the weather where you are right now?

StCooler December 11th, 2022 5:37 PM

It's raining frogs!

How do you make sure you don't forget any password?

Devalue December 11th, 2022 6:08 PM

Posts them online
around relevant places. Hides them
secretly. Uses more than
5 words every time, to make the
word less than
obvious to the casual observer.
Really, who would expect to
discover it right on that site?
1 person, maybe two.

Besides here, where is a good place to find people interested in Pokemon?

Megan December 11th, 2022 9:01 PM

The games are a good place. They talk about Pokemon all the time! :D

Why is it so hard to find competent people these days?

Starlight December 12th, 2022 7:04 PM

It's not so hard... you have me! 🤪

What time do you usually have dinner?

Hermione Granger December 12th, 2022 7:18 PM

When I feel like it is time to do the Lords Dinner

How do you know if your not being stalked?

Megan December 12th, 2022 9:20 PM

I usually throw a hammer just to check. There's usually nothing left to hide, afterwards.

Can you guess what time it is?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Starlight (Post 10582800)
It's not so hard... you have me! 🤪

The twist is that it's the truth! <3

ReKoil December 14th, 2022 10:24 AM

It's story time, of course! Gather around everyone!

'There once was an Eevee that lived around an Ice covered rock....'



How do you know if you have an aptitude for magic ?

Starlight December 15th, 2022 10:52 AM

If you don't blow up your entire coven the you're pretty good!

How fast can you go?

Megan December 15th, 2022 8:58 PM

Idk, I stopped when I reached the speed of light. I don't want to make scientists sad by proving that you can indeed go faster than that!

What were you thinking?

ReKoil December 16th, 2022 9:44 AM

1 Attachment(s)


Did you finish that novel you were writing?

Starlight December 17th, 2022 9:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10584170)

Barbaric!

I didn't finish the novel because I realised that it wasn't a very novel ideal I had after all...

Why are weekends so awesome?

Megan December 17th, 2022 11:17 PM

Because, by law, nothing bad can happen during the weekend. Everything and everyone needs to take time of during weekends!

What's the secret of the universe?

StCooler December 18th, 2022 5:15 AM

Everybody says it's 42, but actually, it's...



What makes you strong?

ReKoil December 18th, 2022 8:35 AM

Just make sure you drink a lot of milk! Calcium is important, you know =3



Why do you keep avoiding me?

Starlight December 18th, 2022 6:44 PM

I'm sorry, do I know you?

It won't always be the same.

Megan December 18th, 2022 9:28 PM

That question caught me off-guard. :(

How to make friends?

ReKoil December 19th, 2022 6:30 AM

Hypnotize your target. Keep suggesting that you two are friends now and that they should do everything for you for several hours on end. End the hypnosis and enjoy your new slave friend!

What's your most well known invention?

Starlight December 19th, 2022 7:13 PM

Well you know how people think the moon landings were faked? All that talk of NASA not having the technical expertise to put a man on the Moon in the 60's, the absence of stars in lunar photographs from the Apollo missions, and strange shadows in the moon pics etc. etc?

You may also recall people suggesting that Hollywood faked it with Stanley Kubrick directing and Walt Disney paying, all based on a script by none other than Arthur C. Clarke? Well I actually designed part of the hoax. If you've heard that Kubrick allegedly used a special f/0.7 aperture lens to film it, well that lens, yes that lens, that very special piece of equipment... that was invented by someone else. I actually invented the moon! Even that is a hoax, there is actually no such thing! Shhh tell NO ONE 😶


Where do you think Elvis is actually hiding out?

Megan December 19th, 2022 9:35 PM

Well, he sure left the building. I've heard Area 51 is a nice place. Though, after Internet Historians documentary I'm not quite sure, anymore.

What do you do with all those pills?

ReKoil December 20th, 2022 11:51 AM

I bottle them and leave them lying around in strategic places just so that people can go and shout 'PILLZ HERE!' when the Zombie apocalypse starts!

Would you like to decorate my Christmas tree? =D

saniachan December 27th, 2022 7:21 AM

Excuse me? I don't even celebrate Christmas. 🤔

40⁰C or 40⁰F?

Megan December 27th, 2022 10:22 PM

It's 40 degrees on a triangle!

Where did you learn how to fly?

ReKoil December 28th, 2022 10:47 AM

My parents insisted I leave home so they drove me up a cliff and just shoved me off :sadwick:
I can now fly circles around them though! =D
Which I totally don't use to bully them, nuh-uh, idk what you're talking about!

Would you like to swing on a star ?

saniachan December 29th, 2022 12:23 AM

Swing on... what, Kirby's Warp Star? 🤔

Now, shall we dance?

Megan December 29th, 2022 11:04 PM

Sure, just let me look for my clown shoes...

How did you get that Nobel Peace Prize?

moon December 29th, 2022 11:53 PM

I decided not to invade your mind.

Where did that bird come from?

ReKoil December 30th, 2022 10:55 AM

A nearby magician is practicing his hat tricks. He puts on the hat and then a bird comes out of his mouth!
Why he uses a vulture instead of a pigeon, that I don't know.

Could you teach me how to operate a forklift?

StCooler December 30th, 2022 4:14 PM

I developped a software for that.

How to control the weather?

Megan December 30th, 2022 11:50 PM

You do a little dance, pray to god and if he isn't too busy making people salty in LoL he'll do it for you.

Can you open that jar for me?

ReKoil December 31st, 2022 10:51 AM

I did... or I thought I did... something seems to have gone wrong 🤔



Why do you have no doorbell ?

Fact Checking Gardevoir January 6th, 2023 1:44 PM

I am a lady, my beauty sleep must not be disturbed!

Why do you not have any oven in your kitchen ?

StCooler January 6th, 2023 4:55 PM

I only have to stare at my food to cook it.

Where's your cat?

Megan January 7th, 2023 12:45 AM

It left on a journey of self discovery. It also took all my nukes with it for some reason. :(

Who are you again?

ReKoil January 7th, 2023 9:50 AM

I'm here about your car insurance =D

That's mean professor.... you created me in your lab, even shouting very excitedly that 'It's alive! It's ALIVE!', and now you don't remember me? Am I that much of a disappointment to you? Are you really that salty I didn't become an Espeon, even though you were the one who threw that Ice Stone at me? :sadwick:



Why do you keep throwing unwashed clothes at me?

Starlight January 8th, 2023 5:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10592100)
I'm honestly shocked I found a fitting image for this lmao

I'm not, your skills are infinite!


Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10592100)
Why do you keep throwing unwashed clothes at me?

You don't expect me to wear the same outfit twice do you? It's not my fault you got in the way of me discarding once worn junk.

How many presents did you send santa this year?

StCooler January 8th, 2023 2:12 PM

Around 13% of his whole delivery. We signed a contract this year and I had to provide him with 13% of the presents he's going to deliver.

What's your next prediction?

Megan January 8th, 2023 9:20 PM

That someone's going to post next. And if nobody does, then I anticipated that as well!

Where do I get Chinese food?

ReKoil January 9th, 2023 2:25 AM

You can get egg rolls at most snack-bars! Just make sure you go to one in a different country! Gotta work up an appetite first =D

Why do you only eat the red M&M's?

Fact Checking Gardevoir January 9th, 2023 8:54 AM

Because I want to get out of the Matrix!

What is your profession ?

StCooler January 9th, 2023 5:29 PM

I am a priest of the cult of Bidoof. We have many powerful people in our Church so my salary is decent.

What's your wish?

Megan January 9th, 2023 9:16 PM

To win PC. But there can only be one; so brb, need to ban more people. :D

Where can you buy roses?

ReKoil January 10th, 2023 10:56 AM

Normal people would tell you to go to a florist, but they are trying to scam you! The roses sold there are not actually roses, but aliens disguised as the popular flower in order to infiltrate every home on Earth! They're harmless until the activation signal is sent though... which is in a couple months.
What you actually need to do is find Vincent van Gogh's Roses in a Museum and smear some rose hip jam on it to enter the Flower world. Here you can buy as many roses as you want! Don't forget to bring the jam inside though, or you won't be able to leave!

What's the quickest way to get to the US from Europe?

StCooler January 10th, 2023 4:10 PM

With a strong enough catapult. Thoguh they need to be really good at aiming the mattress.

How did you become the CEO of PokéCommunity Corp.?

Megan January 10th, 2023 9:04 PM

I invested into stocks right when it went online. The virus also helped because the stock market going down allowed me to buy more for less. :3

Why is Twitter the best social media platform?

ReKoil January 11th, 2023 11:02 AM

Because it has twit in the name, indicating the kind of people that are using it =D


Would you like to have this totally not suspicious cookie?

Fact Checking Gardevoir January 15th, 2023 1:20 AM

Thanks but I do not want to be traced. Tracing others is MY Ability.

How do you block ads ?

Megan January 15th, 2023 9:45 PM

You put up cardboard box over your head. It's a life hack nobody ever thought about. That's how ingenious it is!

Where is your home located?

ReKoil January 16th, 2023 4:04 AM

Have you never heard of Glaceon Island? Oh right... human machines keep crashing and sinking I mean.... disappearing... around here.


Why are you putting your mail in other people's mailboxes?

RadEmpoleon February 2nd, 2023 10:20 PM

Look, I have too many bills to pay, and my neighbors are filthy rich. They can deal with a tiny dent in their savings lol

What did you do to my pet goldfish?

Megan February 4th, 2023 1:01 AM

I set it free. It was looking at me with its tearful sad eyes so I felt like I had to!

Why are you showing me that video?

ReKoil February 4th, 2023 7:09 AM

I just wanted your confirmation on this PR video we made for you for your future earth conquest campaign: 😇 😙
Spoiler:


How does it never rain around you? =O

RadEmpoleon March 9th, 2023 5:20 PM

Because of that fateful night 479 years ago... the clouds fear my bloodline and don't dare to rain on us.

Where should we go for dinner tonight?

Megan March 9th, 2023 8:55 PM

The cloud sea up above the heavens!

WHat's the meaning of work?

Fact Checking Gardevoir March 10th, 2023 1:49 AM

It is to do something productive, useful, physically or psychologically. Even when it is pointless!

How would you describe fun ?

ReKoil March 10th, 2023 8:52 AM

Getting carried by someone while you're pointing and laughing at the people lesser than you! =D



How far would you be able to throw an eeveelution? 😇

Megan March 11th, 2023 4:04 AM

Not very far. It would probably throw me way farther than the other way around!

What does this button do?

Jbsundown March 11th, 2023 12:31 PM

That buttons sole purpose is so people ask "what does this button do?". Looks like it's still functional!

Who's that over there?

ReKoil March 11th, 2023 2:25 PM

No need to fret, that's just Cooler without the GSC effect.


How did you get my number?

RadEmpoleon March 11th, 2023 2:52 PM

Easy. I dialed every single number combination in existence until you happened to pick up.

Where is my super suit?

StCooler March 11th, 2023 6:15 PM

Under the table. You know, the table you just flipped! >:(

What's this fuss about ChatGPT?

Megan March 12th, 2023 1:55 AM

It's all about us enjoying a lot more knowledge at the expense of the truth! :D

Why is Eevee so popular?

ReKoil March 12th, 2023 4:00 AM

People have just gotten fed up with derpachu is all 😉

Could you help me assemble this cabinet?

Jbsundown March 12th, 2023 12:25 PM

I will. For money!

What do you think you'll eat tonight?

StCooler March 12th, 2023 2:23 PM

I don't eat. I am a purely virtual being.

What videogame do you currently play?

boyblunder March 12th, 2023 3:06 PM

This one. I’ve been enjoying this latest simulator of Earth™ and playing a human character. Definitely abuses the DLC system tho so I might unplug soon...

If you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?

ReKoil March 12th, 2023 3:25 PM

I'd love to have a chat with an Alolan Ninetales. Doing it over a bite to eat would be great! Multi-tasking and all that =3



Do you know where the portal to the Pokeverse is?

Megan March 12th, 2023 9:16 PM

It's with god. You only need to believe and be free of sin and not post any Glaceon pictures. God doesn't like Glaceon pictures. They remind him of his late cat.

What's that noise you're making?

ReKoil March 13th, 2023 1:28 AM

I'm crying... have you never heard a Glaceon cry before?
Apparently I'll never be returning to my home world... goodbye cruel humans =\


Where have all the bees gone?

RadEmpoleon March 13th, 2023 4:28 AM

The souls of the innocent! A bagel.

Can you water my plants for me?

Jbsundown March 13th, 2023 7:30 AM

Last time I tried, one of the attempted to eat me! I think I'll pass...

What do you do at precisely 5:34pm?

Megan March 13th, 2023 9:19 PM

Walking to work, only about 10-15 minutes away, actually. The twist is that it's the truth.

What do you do when you go to bed?

ReKoil March 14th, 2023 9:39 AM

I go into town and freeze some random people and drag them to my room for decoration.
I need to be observed when I sleep, but I don't trust anyone enough to just let them watch me sleep. This way works.
Then the next morning I'll just Charm them with my Baby-Doll Eyes and they'll forgive me again =D

What's your favorite place to take a nap?

Jbsundown March 14th, 2023 11:52 AM

The middle of the road is normally a pretty safe place for that. Get some traffic cones out and it's great!

What makes you great?

Megan March 14th, 2023 9:13 PM

I can ban those who think I'm not! :D

What was your last meal?

boyblunder March 14th, 2023 9:20 PM

my last meal isn’t scheduled for another few months.

what superpower do you secretly have?

ReKoil March 15th, 2023 10:54 AM

The power to wish any Glaceon image I want into existence!



What do you collect?

Megan March 15th, 2023 9:05 PM

Not the souls of my enemies, that's for sure. A certain Slowpoke installed a bunch of drains everywhere that immediately suck them out whenever someones gets smitten. :(

Can you see the future?

RadEmpoleon March 16th, 2023 1:22 PM

Only at oddly specific intervals, like 4.2 leap years into the future.

Do you know the muffin man?

StCooler March 16th, 2023 3:39 PM

Spoiler:


Do you know what your cat is doing?

Megan March 16th, 2023 9:18 PM

Well, not being at home. That's for sure. She's probably busy ghostwriting for the new Cats musical. The last one they made was very bad and she thought as a real cat she has a better understanding of how cats work and what they look like.

WHere's your personal papers?

ReKoil March 17th, 2023 8:08 AM

Why would I keep a bunch of papers on my person? You can just read those online nowadays!
*waits for the other person to pull out their phone and makes them load up the Daily Glaceon*
See? All the papers I ever need are right here! =D

Why do you keep repeating the year you were born in?

Fact Checking Gardevoir March 17th, 2023 8:35 AM

Nineteen and ninety-three! Because I like how it sounds! Nineteen and ninety-three! Nineteen and ninety-three! Nineteen and ninety-three!

Did you ever lose your path on foot (and spent at least half an hour walking in circles) until you finally found your destination ?

Megan March 18th, 2023 2:11 AM

I wanted to say "no" but since you used "at least" I have to answer with "yes". Though, there were definitely enough instances of me just giving up and never getting there in the first place. :P

Why is there a big emoji on the front window?

ReKoil March 18th, 2023 7:59 AM

We're experimenting with windows that reflect the state of mind of the one looking at them.
This way we know whether or not to actually try and help the person when they walk into the store, or to call the police, or maybe just have a sit down with them and lend them our ears for a bit!

Did you read my short story?

RadEmpoleon March 19th, 2023 10:34 AM

Not yet, I've been busy planning 3 friends' weddings, as well as running 15 different yoga classes and training for the Olympics. But I'll definitely read it when I get a chance!

What is this "snow" stuff like?

StCooler March 19th, 2023 1:11 PM

It's the thing we have 11 months per year here in Canada, it's white thing that makes you walk slowly...

Did you get an Oscar this year?

Megan March 19th, 2023 9:00 PM

Nope, sorry. I'm not into men. :3

Why do you keep smashing your head into the wall?

Fact Checking Gardevoir March 20th, 2023 2:15 AM

Because I want to become a Wall Breaker!

Why are you wearing this big armor ?


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