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ReKoil February 6th, 2022 7:31 AM

I'm going to fight the Ender Dragon.... I've already stolen the Endermen's pearls and have ripped the rods off of Blazes... time to dive into a different dimension :coolcat:

Where did you leave the groceries?

RadEmpoleon February 6th, 2022 5:21 PM

I left them in the 87th dimension... my bad.

What happened to my leftovers?

tenfrogs February 6th, 2022 6:24 PM

I turned them into a cute bag! ^-^

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Starlight February 7th, 2022 5:18 AM

42 clearly!

Who is chuck?

tenfrogs February 7th, 2022 8:02 AM

I thought Chuck was the woodchuck that chucked wood?

ReKoil February 7th, 2022 8:04 AM

Zachary Levi, is Chuck duh!
Edit: sniped, but whatever... sorta works @[email protected]

How many cats do you need to summon Bast ?

Starlight February 7th, 2022 2:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10467492)
Zachary Levi, is Chuck duh!
Edit: sniped, but whatever... sorta works @[email protected]

How many cats do you need to summon Bast ?

Zachary Levi is Eugene Fitzherbert tyvm 😌

You need 9 cats to summon Bast. That is the real reason why cats are incorrectly thought to have 9 lives. True story.

What time does the 3pm parade start?

Devalue February 7th, 2022 7:32 PM

Hm. Scheduled it for 3 PM. Needs to run pre-parade checks. Includes inspecting the motors, wheels, headlights, outstanding parking tickets, driver sobriety, glove box organization, fuzzy dice, map of the route, emergency first aid kits, and fuel level. Usually takes a while.

Moves onto the band next. Cannot stand six feet apart. Spreads the band too thin otherwise. Requires proof of a Covid test. Heard about fakes. Demands thorough scrutiny. Will need their name, date of birth, phone number, date of Covid test, type of Covid test, recent contacts in the last week, vitamin D levels, a reference, job experience, mother's maiden name, two lines of credit, security code, shininess of instrument (where applicable), and a sobriety test. (How do you expect a band to play if it cannot walk straight?)

Deals with the route after that. Blocks off all traffic there. Leads to a dispute with one person. Takes seven minutes to shout them down, on average. Scours the route for trash and impediments. Transitions to calling in the city to fill potholes. Dries quite slowly.

Finished all the checks. Probably became hungry by now. Considers this the perfect time to launch the parade. Should be at about 6:30 PM. Goes on for 90 minutes. Breaks for dinner after that, inevitably.

Scheduled a flight out of town for 7:00 PM. Ought to be able to make it to the airport in 30 minutes. Should be one state over before anyone realizes about the stolen credit card information. Perfect.

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Why do audiences clap to express approval?

ReKoil February 8th, 2022 12:46 PM

Because nobody is willing to part with their chocolate 😉

How often should one shower?

ZeoStar February 8th, 2022 2:13 PM

Every hour, nobody wants to smell like a skuntank.

Where do poison type pokemon collect venom?

StCooler February 8th, 2022 5:27 PM

Just like we collect Pokémon. See, venoms are the Pokémons of Pokémons. Pokémons have their Venoballs to catch venoms, they store them in their VenomCenters, and they fight with them.

What happens if I delete the System32 folder from my computer?

Megan February 8th, 2022 9:33 PM

The Microsoft police comes in and puts you in jail. How are they supposed to track your covid vaccine induced micro chip if you don't even have a System32 folder on your computer?

Where can I get a drink?

Eleanor February 9th, 2022 3:17 AM

I think the Ocean is a pretty good spot~

How are you today?

ReKoil February 9th, 2022 10:07 AM

This gif feels adequate:
https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/S2knFpq6Yk_6BA38lbEm59jp1XI/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2015/08/14/723/n/1922507/0a985ff24a77a29c_Q9FX0ZS/i/Ugh-young-ones.gif

Could you show me your chocolate collection? 🤤

faf February 10th, 2022 4:46 PM

Only if you are okay with seeing that I left it out in the desert a while ago.

How much does a burger cost?

StCooler February 10th, 2022 5:18 PM

£700 / 950$ / 830€ at your local MacDonald's.

I want to make a Metal band, what do I need?

Devalue February 10th, 2022 8:09 PM

Bracelet bending pliers, a bracelet bending bar, and the metal of your choice. Recommends a nice titanium. Advises against alkali metals. Tends to explode like Victory Road Gravelers.

Have you ever met any famous people?

Megan February 10th, 2022 9:18 PM

Yes! In fact we're always in the same room. Unfortunately, I can't even see them. For some reason mirrors always break when I want to take a look! D:

Why do you have sand in your shoes?

Starlight February 11th, 2022 8:07 AM

Because it's supposed to be there!!! They're sandals...

What is the best looking shiny Pokémon?

ReKoil February 11th, 2022 11:30 AM

The glorious Barfeon!


Would you lend me your ear? 🤔

Devalue February 13th, 2022 7:36 PM

Sure. Be sure to clean it out before returning it. Imposes an extra fee otherwise. Hates dealing with all the filth people shout into it. Drop it in the mailbox within three days. Return it on time. Charges a stiff late fee.

Are you on the rewards program? Gifts you a free nose rental every ten ear rentals.
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What is the oldest technology you own?

Eleanor February 15th, 2022 9:49 AM

Symbiotic bacteria, providing protection from diseases (sometimes) since about 3 billion years ago!

Would you like to live foreveeeeeeer?

ReKoil February 15th, 2022 12:18 PM

I already do....
I'm older than this planet and will be what remains when this planet gets swallowed up by a Black hole or cooked by a Supernova. Wonder what type of planet and life-form I should use for the next test run? 🤔

How will you save humanity?

Starlight February 15th, 2022 2:11 PM

By snapping half the universe out of existence. It's the only way ;)

How long is a piece of string?

StCooler February 15th, 2022 2:41 PM

Between 20 cm and 1168 meters.

Why do feet and meters coexist?

Megan February 15th, 2022 9:23 PM

Because one moves you around and the other is the best unit of measurement there is. They don't have anything in common.

Why do bears fly to the South Pole during Winter?

Starlight February 16th, 2022 8:42 AM

The north pole is too crammed full of British tourists... :(

What is your favourite colour?

ReKoil February 16th, 2022 9:47 AM

This one 😙

Why are you punching the tree?

Megan February 16th, 2022 8:34 PM

It's an acient Scottish sports where you punch a tree and the one who punches it farthest wins. It's crazy what sports these Olympics people choose every year...

Why are you shifting the blame?

Devalue February 16th, 2022 9:54 PM

Simply followed orders. Said to separate the darks and the whites before doing the laundry. Went to work and did just that. Suddenly spiraled into a national story about racial discrimination in the workplace and creepy telephone calls of support. Deserved none of that attention. Would have avoided the whole ordeal with a little more specificity.

Oh, right. Never finished the laundry either.
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What is that up in the clouds?

tenfrogs February 16th, 2022 9:59 PM

It is Cthulu, High Priest of the Great Old Ones!

It wasn't supposed to rain today was it?

ReKoil February 17th, 2022 12:53 PM

One of my relatives is currently in orbit and he likes to tease me like that 😘

Spoiler:
https://c.tenor.com/tT4NN73KFmoAAAAC/vaporeon-pokemon.gif
if only I could actually find a Vaporeon in orbit .gif rofl 😔


Did you eat the last chocolate chip cookie?

ZeoStar February 17th, 2022 6:31 PM

It was him - I swear.

http://content.wfmynews2.com/photo/2016/11/01/Cookie%20Monster%20USAT_1478046170218_6692962_ver1.0.JPG

I can't think of a question. What should this question be?

Retek February 17th, 2022 7:39 PM

You asked a question right there, pal!

Is it going up or is it going down?

Starlight February 17th, 2022 9:38 PM

Well the post count is going UP, but the posts are getting closer to the bottom so they're going DOWN. That can only mean one thing: the answer is very clearly orange.

Have you ever been lost?

Megan February 18th, 2022 3:47 AM

I'm just stupidly blind. I've already stood right in front of the thing I wanted to reach (multiple times) but was so spaced out that I didn't notice.
^The twist is, that this is very much the truth. ^^"

You look familiar, why's that?
Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10471248)
One of my relatives is currently in orbit and he likes to tease me like that 😘

Spoiler:
https://c.tenor.com/tT4NN73KFmoAAAAC/vaporeon-pokemon.gif
if only I could actually find a Vaporeon in orbit .gif rofl 😔

You do art. You could very well make that picture yourself. :P

ReKoil February 18th, 2022 12:08 PM

Did you forget summoning me? I'm your familiar! D=
Heck, do you even remember making a pact with me? D=



You meanie! Who forgets their trusty companion? *runs off in an overly dramatic fashion*


Why is there a giant mech parked outside your house?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10471454)
I'm just stupidly blind. I've already stood right in front of the thing I wanted to reach (multiple times) but was so spaced out that I didn't notice.
^The twist is, that this is very much the truth. ^^"

You look familiar, why's that?

You do art. You could very well make that picture yourself. :P

hmmm.... I'm only drawing stills atm though, making a gif with drawings from scratch sounds like a pain xD

StCooler February 18th, 2022 7:52 PM

I invited my Power Ranger friends to a party tonight. It's only for people with giant mechs though.

Can you pay my taxes for this year?

Starlight February 19th, 2022 3:19 PM

Of course!!! Just give me full access to your bank account and all your wages and savings so I can check how much you owe ;)

What colour should I paint my bedroom?

ZeoStar February 19th, 2022 5:29 PM

I can't decide.

Let's go with all of them.

https://i.stack.imgur.com/mvhAp.jpg

Where is the nearest place that I can buy a snack?

StCooler February 19th, 2022 7:10 PM

Actually I have to pay my fridge every time I need food. I was wondering why my apartment was so cheap...

What are the benefits of having a bath with snow?

Devalue February 19th, 2022 9:24 PM

Completes the Snow Bath Tiktok challenge. Skyrockets your Internet credibility. Treats you better online, as a result. Leads to feelings of increased self-worth, lower stress, less anxiety, better sleep, and better overall mental health.

Warning: Reported mild to moderate cough, fever, runny nose, sore throat, and numbness in the arms, legs, and chest in some trials. Causes blurred vision, hypothermia, frostbite, and even death in severe cases. Do not take a Snow Bath while taking medication for your heart, lungs, migraines, stomach, or blood pressure.

Call the Internet today. Ask them if this is the right choice.
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Why are penguins in the news today?

Finneari February 19th, 2022 9:57 PM

Because they’re birthday presents, of course! We always wrap presents in newspapers!

What’s in that you’re eating?

Megan February 20th, 2022 12:12 AM

I don't eat. I can get everything through Photosynthesis!

Where's your place in life?

ZeoStar February 20th, 2022 1:18 AM

I clicked this thinking I had a witty answer, but I'm blanking out. My place in life will be at the register demanding a refund on my memory.

If the earth was flat, what would happen if we fell off?

Retek February 20th, 2022 4:19 AM

We enter the Minecraft void then. ;)

Who would win in a Pokemon battle, Ash or Red?

Starlight February 20th, 2022 6:15 AM

Ash. I always win ;)

What is the best way to cook eggs?

ReKoil February 20th, 2022 7:23 AM

Liquid Nitrogen.
Then toss them at passersby and have their anger cook them.

How many napkins do you need to make a towel?

ZeoStar February 20th, 2022 3:56 PM

165,413.

What's it time to do?

Retek February 20th, 2022 8:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starlight (Post 10472242)
Ash. I always win ;)

Go go go amiga!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeoStar (Post 10472417)
What's it time to do?

Cool people unite time! ^_^

Megan February 20th, 2022 8:53 PM

I can't answer that question!

Why does this happen?

ReKoil February 21st, 2022 6:47 AM

You hair's totally not cyan because a Glaceon keeps putting cyan hair dye in your shampoo, nu-uh. I don't know what you're talking about! 😙

Shoot the Sheriff or the Deputy? 😇

StCooler February 21st, 2022 2:42 PM

Both, I don't want witnesses!

How did Steve Jobs find the name for his company?

ZeoStar February 21st, 2022 2:57 PM

It was destined. Finding the name was his job.

Why does Lance use three dragonites and not the plethora of other dragon types in the pokemon universe?

Devalue February 21st, 2022 5:15 PM

Wanted to create a new Pokemon: Dragrio. Realized the power of the number 3 in Pokemon. Elevated Pokemon like Diglett, Magnemite, Doduo, and Exeggcute. What would happen if you combined three strong Pokemon instead of three weak ones?

Theorizes this process to be Deino, Zweilous, and Hydreigon's origins. Slowly mutated its offspring's physiology into a new species of Pokemon. Grew its own heads instead of fusing. Deemed this more evolutionarily viable than finding compatible fusions.

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What is popular with kids these days?

Kim-desu February 21st, 2022 7:13 PM

Going to the Moon is the new hip and happening for the kids.

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How does one breathe?

Megan February 21st, 2022 8:59 PM

There's a slot in your body where you need to put money in. Doing so makes you breathe. It's the slot that says "Put money in here!" right under your nose.

What if we don't live in a society?

Finneari February 22nd, 2022 3:14 AM

That’s classified information! Do hold still while we rid you of the memory of the Matrix.

Why is it so cold out?

StCooler February 22nd, 2022 6:16 AM

To counter the current global warming, a certain amount of the population of the Earth decided to let their freezers open outside. This caused the global temperature to drop significantly.

What's your latest achievement?

ReKoil February 22nd, 2022 1:23 PM

I helped make the new Flying type Eeveelution for gen 9 :coolcat:
Spoiler:
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/f1/bd/2e/f1bd2e85aec22d176c345d539518e0f5.jpg

Note: This might be twisted edition, but this is not my drawing.


To get it you need to fly on Mega Latios/Latias and go soaring in the sky and level it up while fighting one of those birb pokemon.
Too bad megas ain't coming back.... so it's unobtainable 😈

Do you know who's inside the Ball Guy costume?

Starlight February 25th, 2022 6:06 AM

I do actually! But they would kill me if I told anyone. I will just say this... the name could be Girl not Guy...

Do you play any lotteries?

ZeoStar February 28th, 2022 3:04 PM

Yes. My numbers are 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. (/reference to something).

Why does superman wear a cape?

Megan February 28th, 2022 9:02 PM

Since he's mostly invincible he purposely gave himself a handycap in order to flex on his haters. Airplane turbines hate this guy!

How is blue ice cream made?

StCooler March 1st, 2022 6:55 PM

Actually it's made of Smurfs. On some planets it's made of Na'vi's.

How fast can you fill your taxes?

Starlight March 2nd, 2022 7:00 AM

Pretty fast. I mean, I only have a small waste bin.

Would you fly on a dragon if you could?

ReKoil March 2nd, 2022 11:36 AM

Sadly most dragons faint from my touch alone.....



How many chocolate bars would I need to win Last One To Post? 😇

Megan March 2nd, 2022 9:53 PM

How much do you have? I'm always willing to give loans (at a horrendously high interest rate, of course).

Is this your skiing outfit?

Eleanor March 3rd, 2022 2:03 AM

Wait, where? Aren't you just insinuating... that I go skiing completely naked? :O

What's your favorite Pokémon?

ZeoStar March 3rd, 2022 2:13 AM

Kefka

A famous quote says "I think therefor I am".

What does that mean?

Starlight March 3rd, 2022 9:48 AM

It's a misprint. It was actually uttered in reply to Descartes' sister Jeanne who had just filled a bath and asked Rene if he was ready to jump in - he replied "I stink, therefore I am!"


Are all cats are grey in the dark?

ReKoil March 3rd, 2022 11:55 AM

Nah, cats glow in the dark! That's, like, basic knowledge!



Where can I buy some Unobtainium ?

ZeoStar March 3rd, 2022 3:18 PM

From the unpawnable shop.

I'm twisted in this question, how do i escape?

Devalue March 3rd, 2022 7:34 PM

Baked a key inside a cake. Extract the key when no one is looking. Made it a carrot cake to reduce the number of people interested in it.

Go to the storage room next. Hid a hole behind a poster. Leads to a computer. Place the key onto the keyboard. Hit the key.

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What does this printer error message mean?

ReKoil March 4th, 2022 11:50 AM

You mean one of these?


All our printers have the souls of the damned in them. This is their punishment for their misdeeds. Don't worry, it's perfectly safe and you can just ignore the message 😈

How'd your presentation go?

Megan March 4th, 2022 10:15 PM

They were trying to sell me! Suppose, I'm just too cute for this world... D:

Where did that light come from?

Eleanor March 5th, 2022 12:49 AM

That was a Five star wish in Genshin Impact! Qiqi specifically...

What do you think about Facebook?

ReKoil March 5th, 2022 12:09 PM

I'm pretty sure nobody would buy a Book with my Face on it, so..... I don't see the point! 😜

Did you paint that? =o

Devalue March 6th, 2022 3:18 PM

No. Channeled the collective ability of thousands of sentient, passing ghosts. Acted as their instrument, much like a paintbrush. Created this glorious, one-on-a-kind painting of...a bee. Maybe a wasp? Declines to question precisely what or why. Clearly chose something to impart unto living. Leaves it for you to unlock. Could be yours...for a price.

(Hopes to make a mint off this, okay? Bids like crazy over things like toast and weirdly-shaped crackers. Why not "The Bee from the Afterlife"?)
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What is something you were taught in school, but never used afterward?

StCooler March 6th, 2022 5:54 PM

I've never been to school. I got all my knowledge from my conversations with Arceus directly. It told me a lot of useless things too, though.

What went wrong in the mind of the first person who milked a cow?

Megan March 6th, 2022 10:00 PM

They didn't do it for the milk. They just really wanted to milk a cow. But then someone else happened to come by and was like "Oh, look! There's stuff coming out! I wonder if we could sell it for profit". And that was the day when Lactose Intolerance was invented.
The guy then moved on to milk a lot more cows.

What even is a "Moderator", anyway?

ReKoil March 7th, 2022 9:22 AM

Someone who has to rate all the modes of life. An ungrateful and time consuming job. You constantly have to move from country to country as you try out life there at varying incomes.
All the while knowing that the ones you end up liking won't be permanent D=
And then you have to go publish your findings and every country nags and complains about how inaccurate it is.

Is that a ban-hammer Mjöllnir that's flying at me ? 😗

ZeoStar March 8th, 2022 2:21 PM

Yeah, but it's not real. It's just loki and his trickery.

Left, Middle, Or Right.

Why did you pick the middle?

StCooler March 8th, 2022 5:01 PM

Survival instinct. Actually we were talking about walking on a thin path with lava on the left, and a lake full of piranhas on the right.

How did you get that gold medal?

Megan March 8th, 2022 9:22 PM

I smelted some copper and zinc and then wrote gold on it. It's funny how easy you can trick people into believing you've got a gold medal. Wanna buy one, yourself? Real gold, I swear. :)

What's your job?

Starlight March 9th, 2022 4:22 AM

I'm a professional chocolate tester. Unfortunately it gets a bit much eating 400 bars a day, but someone's gotta do it to make sure the quality is ok for everyone else. You're welcome btw!

Can you disco dance?

ReKoil March 9th, 2022 10:31 AM

I dance on the roof of the discotheque all the time!
where nobody can see me and mock my dancing =D

How are you herding all those cats?!

Megan March 9th, 2022 9:21 PM

It's easy when you're their leader. :3

When was the last time you played a game?

Retek March 10th, 2022 1:59 AM

1500 years ago, and it was called Chess I think? IDK, my memory's a little foggy now...

Do you have chocolate? I'm craving some right now!

ZeoStar March 10th, 2022 8:33 AM

Yes. We enter a medieval sword duel for it.

...Honestly that sounds pretty excessive, so just take the chocolate.

What's your public service announcement?

ReKoil March 10th, 2022 9:04 AM

Spoiler:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/b1/31/b6b1314fb877c9a023cae200492ae4d6.jpg
That's totally what the dog's called, right? 😇


Why did you suddenly start speaking Latin?

ZeoStar March 10th, 2022 3:21 PM

It's trendy.

What else is trendy?

StCooler March 10th, 2022 3:51 PM

Breathing. Everybody does it nowadays.

What are you doing in this river?

Megan March 10th, 2022 9:18 PM

Washing my dishes. It's cheaper than doing it at home and it also allows me to enjoy the scenery at the same time.

Where's the demand for this supply?

Eleanor March 11th, 2022 4:28 AM

You never know who might need this supply... just wait until prices rise!
* secretly plans to brainwash people into wanting what she's selling *

What's your favorite flower?

ReKoil March 11th, 2022 9:40 AM

Poppies !

Spoiler:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVQb0G1VoAA9KcN.jpg

They are a reminder of the sacrifices made by the iron golems.... 😈


What's your throne made out of?

Devalue March 11th, 2022 9:03 PM

Precious, highly sought-after materials: toilet paper and paper towel.

What should you do if two of your friends refuse to speak to each other?

Megan March 11th, 2022 11:55 PM

Glue them together. They will make up no matter the cost!

Can you give me the handle?

ReKoil March 12th, 2022 8:26 AM

Sure, just let me rip it off the machine first.
Here you go!
What do you want a broken handle for though? 🤔

Why does your cat keep coming over to my place?

papper March 12th, 2022 10:17 AM

he can't find his gameboy D:

what's your favorite genre of music?

StCooler March 12th, 2022 1:43 PM

ASMR.

Do you own gold?


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