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I dumped all my money into it. Someone just keeps sending me more and more money and I don't know what else to do with it. :D
Can you eat it? |
No, but my stomach can probably walk out of my body and pick it up easily~
- Pyukumuku Do you like biology? |
Ofc! Cutting living things into pieces and randomly combining them together is always fun 😘
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Too dark? =p Is there someone standing behind me? |
No! There's no one there... just promise not to turn around okay?
Can you give me the reason? |
Sure! Here, I've put it into this box made out of nothingness. Don't stare at it for too long, though. It might stare back.
Can you simplify that formula for me? |
Money = Happiness.
Happiness = Purpose. Purpose = Life. Life = Food. So you can cut the process short by eating your money straight away! 😉 😏 Are you our new dancing instructor? |
Yes. I'm well known for my very efficient teaching methods. Everyone who survived my lessons became a skilled dancer! It's a 100% success rate.
Now, for my first lesson I brought these chain saws... How do you drink tea? |
Funny you mentioned it! I have a pully system with a small cup thingy, I I lower it into the cup of tea using the pully, fill it with tea, and then grab and have a sip!
Are you chilling today? ^^ |
yeah i'm chilling but i'm also melting away at the amount of schoolwork i have as well
was that the wind? |
Yes. It somehow managed to escape the 'Last one to post wins thread'
If you see the wind, please contact Megan immediately so she can wrestle it down and drag it back where it belongs 😙 Why does your house glow in the dark? =o |
My house is actually made of cat eyes. What's annoying is that it also meows all the time.
Where were you 13.8 billion years ago, what were you doing and do you have any witnesses? |
I saw you commit a crime. You even gave me a photo of it and kept bragging about how nobody can do anything about it because crime wasn't invented back then.
You really want to carry all of this? |
Well it's either that or scarf all that chocolate down right here and now....
.... hmmm, actually I think I will eat it all now 🤤 *scarfs down 1.000 kg of chocolate and dies from eating so much of it in such a short time and goes to chocolate heaven* Spoiler:
Do you know how to revive someone who OD'd on chocolate ? :pleaplup: |
I actually do!!! but... the person in question ate all my chocolate so I don't think I will... 😈
Can you please tell me your favourite sports star? |
Gamma2 Sagittarii. Represents part of Sagittarius's bow. Derives the word "arrowhead" from its original name, Alnasl. Followed it every since the dominant victory over Theta Aurigae from Auriga the Charioteer. Nailed every bullseye and one of Theta Aurigae's arrow shafts.
Why do dogs have such a keen sense of smell? |
That's because one of their ancestors was the same ancestor to canari birds. So when evolution went on they had to decide: either grow more legs but keep the sense of smell or stay birds and be used in coal mines to sniff out gas. Since they didn't want the latter they grew new legs as quick as possible to run as far away from the mines as they could.
Is this a fishing rod that you're carrying? |
Yep
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No need to struggle reeling the fish in with this one! Might take a bit to find all the parts though.... Why did everything suddenly turn red? |
Who knows, however we'll put the blame on a man named ned.
Is Santa real? |
Many years ago, yes. Perished in the North Pole Invasion in 1940, however. Raided Santa's coal reserve.
What design are you going with for your next tattoo? |
I'm getting this on my neck:
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How many colours are in a rainbow? |
Many. It's just as colorful as the people it represents.
What are you buying today? |
Toei Animation.
I need to force them to stop with the slow as heck pacing for One Piece, might as well just call the shots while at it :coolcat: What did the cat drag in? |
A fully cooked meal for 4 people complete with drinks!!! Tysm cat, we salute you <3
How many stairs do you have? and why is it 13? |
Seven thousand.
Well actually, seven thousand and thirteen :( Why are you running? Quote:
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I'm trying to outrun time. You only get so much so if I speed myself up enough I can pretend my life lasted twice as long!
Are you done with your food? |
Oh, I thought I was. Sorry, I didn't realize the plate was edible too!
*eats plate* Kinda crunchy.... weird taste... but if it's part of the dish I have to eat it! Would you like fries with that? |
I get fries with my bag of compost? Cool! Although ngl I was kinda hoping the potatoes wouldn't still be covered in soil...
How much do you want for that awesome jacket you're wearing? |
$24.99. Must sign this Terms and Conditions contract too.
Licensed this jacket. Hereby acknowledges no title or ownership of The Jacket being transferred or assigned to you. Should not be considered a sale of rights of The Jacket. Agrees to all rights, titles, and interest in The Jacket, including, but not limited to, all copyrights, trademarks, trade secrets, secret trades, propriety rights, patents, titles, pockets, zippers, and compliments being retained by the Licensor. Protected The Jacket with copyright law, trademark law, and the Law of Conservation of Mass. Subjects you to a maximum of a $150,000 fine OR Nobel Prize for violating these laws, per violation. Agrees to not copy The Jacket or reproduce. Automatically forfeits all children in the event of reproducing to the nearest hospital. Determines the hospital by a fair coin flip, in the event of equidistant hospitals. __________________________ (Your signature) (Ought to be thankful. Did not put it in Size 1 font.) What is causing that racket upstairs? |
It's the children. They're playing with their dinosaur, again. Looks like you'll need some new furniture!
When did we travel back in time? |
Listen... you got in the DeLorean... you dragged me with you... how am I supposed to know when exactly we traveled back in time or when we ended up if you blindfolded me?!
May I recommend asking those gentleman over there in their nice shiny armor? Mind their pointy metal though.... Why is the herring I fished up red? =o Spoiler:
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The data of the HDD of the ocean is corrupted. Many files were altered. You've probably fished one of those files, the RGB data was incomplete and only the red pixels remain. You're lucky, you could have fished a dangerous file that could spread its corruption!
How was your trip to Mars? |
It was scary. There were pictures of Elon Musk everywhere! I also almost got caught and put into the Bitcoin mines...
What's your favorite color of #3fac09? |
The one that's on the screen that hides what's behind you when you are recording something and creates any image on it.
The power of green is astounding! Why are you keeping a stamp of approval collection? |
It's so easy to store... I love it! Maybe one day I'll even get a stamp put in it...
Pouring rain or a sumo wrestler holding a newspaper? |
Why only one? newspapers are good to hold over your head while rain is falling down. Or do you think sumo wrestlers have too much body weight so they can't protect themselves with a newspaper during the rain? Are we fat shaming now? D:
Can you give me a bottle of "tea"? |
Sure, which one?
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In exchange for giving the one you have to buy the rest though! only 129,99 euros or a win in Last One to Post Wins!! =D Why do you keep running circles around your house? 🤔 |
Wanted to make friends on here. Brought up the forums on a laptop. Earns 1 friendship point every 128 steps 50% of the time. Assumes no starting friendship to be safe. Calculates about 45824 steps to reach 179 friendship. Planned a camping trip after this.
How are you preparing for the robot uprising? |
I actually don't do anything. It might strike you as a surprise but I do programming for a living. I know how awfull the coding is that people produce. Even if the robots start to revolt: they will fall apart sooner than later because of some stupid programming error someone made. or end up in an infinite loop or start dancing around or doing anything stupid like that.
Are you happy to see me? |
Nope 😊
Twisted Edition 😉 Should you be doing that? |
They told me that if I was dancing on a hill, under a full moon, at night, while circled by twelve statuettes wrapped in ham, I would win that one thread...
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Mr Krabs sold it for 62 cents.
Why do ghosts stereotypically look like bed sheets? |
They're afraid of what they've become and try to hide from themselves. Their "boo" sounds also are nothing more than a cry for help. But people run away in fear regardless. So they have to float around aimlessly for all eternity.
Is it Summer, yet? |
It is. Summer has a restraining order and isn't allowed to be on the same continent as you though.... don't you remember banning it? 😏
Why are you launching that submarine into space? |
I think you're confused, this is no submarine. It's my lawn mower that I'm launching into space.
How did that raccoon get there? |
It's my bad. I annoyed Zeus. He wanted to punish me, so he opened a dimensional portal in my backyard to a random planet in the Milky Way. So it's not exactly a raccoon, but a similar "animal" from another planet :(
Where is my umbrella? |
Rihanna stole it and wrote a song. I'm sorry that she did this to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvBfHwUxHIk StCooler has a shiny trevenant in his signature. Where did he find it? (also I never knew how amazingly cool it looked). |
Cooler struck a deal with some Phantump. He sends lost children out into the woods and if any of them become a shiny phantump upon being reborn it would become Cooler's pet.
Kinda dark lol.... blame the PokeDex entries... not me 😇 Why are you carrying around an ironing board and asking people for Iron ingots? |
Because I'm cosplaying as Steve from Minecraft and the iron ingots would be a cool prop in a photoshoot.
Why did you knock that glass vase over? |
The plastic vase on the left commanded it.
If a question requires an answer, and an answer requires an explanation, what toppings do you place on a pizza? |
Turns to the words of Kant for this. Proposed the idea of the categorial imperative. Describes moral actions for everyone to follow. Must be allowed for everyone to do if you can. Applies only to truly good acts.
Ordered a pizza for two other people. Chose peanut butter and ham for them. Was not given a serving. Received no benefit from this action. Excludes self-serving acts from the categorical imperative. Would not be generalizable, if so. Makes peanut butter and ham the true moral choice. _________________ What did you find inside the mummy's coffin? |
An ancient smartphone. These old rulers need something to distract themselves while waiting to be reborn, after all. Turns out: pyramids are only pyramids so they draw out the lightning to fuel those ancient contraptions. We really could learn a thing or two from them...
How much money is in your wallet? |
You'll have to ask the person that stole it ;(
What exactly is tea time? |
The time at which tea enters our dimension from the portal that leads to the void. What happens in the void or what exactly is tea? Well... nobody knows, those who enter never return.... or do they? 😈
What flag do you fly? |
Flies Mongolia's flag. Hit it off with Dorj. Decided to emigrate from the United States.
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My car is fitted with a 6 person hot tub so I never get bored if I'm honest!!!
What is the best way? |
It's a location.
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Why is that panda looking at me? |
It might be the way you are dressed.
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Or perhaps it's because you stole it's bamboo because you wanted to make some scaffolding. I think the real question here is: is it blushing or is it angry with you? 😏 How many cats do you need to own to transform into a Khajiit? |
42 obviously, but only if they're dipped in moon sugar after midnight under a violet sky.
When did you last dance? |
Unfortunately I am a Slowpoke mixed with a Spinda. I dance all the time. Pls halp.
Where do you park your private plane? |
I have a dedicated crashing site for that. I do occasionally clean it up, though. All the scrap metal gets transported to a recycling facility that builds new air planes. That means I always have one available.
How many sneakers do you own? |
I have quite a few pairs actually! Kate and Paul are charged with following Cooler, Hideki and Bill lurk around ReKoil, Roni is shadowed by Amy and Louisa, Alessandro and Sabrina sneak on... well actually never you mind those two.
How windy is it where you live right now? |
Not much windy, TBH!
Are you missing someone today? |
Yes, some hospital staff. Misses Mathilda's stories about old jobs and Terry's comedic humor. Sees them again tomorrow, though. Cannot wait.
Which celebrity is actually a superhero in disguise? |
Keanu Reeves. If not for him we'd all still be in the Matrix!
Please ignore any error messages you see, those are not real! Where have the lemmings gone? |
Down the drain.
Where did my dog go? |
To a better place.
Why does work exist? |
We work, therefore we are! How are we to be anything if we don't work? To work is to live!
Don't ask what your work can do for you, ask what you can do for your work! Notice: If you see anyone not working, please report them to Human Resources. The bad apple will be disposed of replaced asap! Why are you bringing a skateboard to the beach? |
Actually, when I go to the beach, I bring a folding campsite in my backpack. It's a bit large when unfolded so if I want to move freely between the houses, barbecues and gardens, so I bring a skateboard.
Why are you plugging this to your computer? |
My PC is getting pretty hot these days so I wanted to check if it has caught a cold.
Do you like what you see? :3 |
I do! Who wouldn't like chocolate fields and chocolate mountains covered in a light dusting of chocolate snow! It looks like heaven right now!
Which way should I turn? |
Within.
Close your eyes. Empty your mind as much as possible. Now picture yourself being extremely strong. Now open this jar for me, please =D How big would you like your cake to be? |
Any size actually. I can always gigantamax it whenever I want.
How good are you at geography? |
I always make sure to memorize the capital of every country before I need to get to a new place I've never visited. So whenever I get lost I can always make my self feel better by remembering that the capital of Mozambique is Maputo.
Are you alone? |
I am surrounded by hundreds of cats, working me to the bone as their butler.
I spend all day cleaning their litter boxes, feeding them and making sure there's fresh water. If I behave they'll pet me and purr at me =D Why are you walking around with a steering wheel? |
Just in case I need to drive my house to another place. I always keep it with me, because I fear some people might steal my house. Now they can't! :D
What will your next measures be, Mr/Mrs President? |
Ban everyone
Idk. tbh. I was never expected to win the election anyway. Like, I even said "if I win I will do nothing!" but people still voted for me. Maybe I'll take some vacation time and think about it. Meanwhile people get to do some vacation as well, I guess... How long did it take you to get such a big collection? |
About 1 minute of non stop wish making after I found a magic lamp =D
Unfortunately, for every wish I made, someone somewhere burst out in laughter and became happy for a couple minutes. Truly a horrific catch. Do you serve any coffee? |
I do actually! I have a speciality blend of the very finest arabica mixed with a little Kopi luwak. I lovingly brew it at 78 degrees for 3 minutes and 23.7 seconds before SLOWLY pouring it into a fine china cup. That's when I hit it with the tennis racket.
Who is the G.O.A.T? |
You mean the General Oatmeal Ambassador Trainee? It's what they call interns around here. I don't know why people these days have to rename the most mundane jobs...just to make them sound cooler than they actually are. <_<
What are you doing with that filter? |
Just trying to filter the diamond dust out of the snow that fell =3
If I can collect enough, I'll make a Glaceon sculpture with it ! =D What do you need a lock of my hair for? =o |
To clone you. Plays the long game with recruiting new* members of PokeCommunity. Be sure to give yourself a warm welcome in a decade or so. Probably ought to reserve the username "ReKoyl" in advance.
What did the dog do while you were at work? |
This is tax-filling time in Canada right now, but I don't have time to do it. I trained my dog so he can use my laptop to fill my taxes.
Why are you running? |
I saw a teenager obtain a Master Ball. I don't wanna be boxed indefinitely, so I'm getting the heck outta here!
Why are you rubbing that light bulb? |
Read about the energy crisis. Wanted to use cleaner energy sources. Decided to harness nature's joy buzzer: static electricity. Generates tons by rubbing a balloon against your hair. Resembles a similar shape. Hoped to power the light bulb like that.
Bore no fruit yet. Remains convinced of it being an amazing idea. Caught a glimpse of the process in the mirror. Represents a good idea by placing a light bulb above your head. Cannot be coincidence. _______ What is the best way to kick a habit like biting your nails? |
I recommend Karate or Taekwondo. These two martial arts allow you to practice fighting with a huge focus on kicks, especially high kicks. When you obtain a black belt, challenge such habits, and kick it.
Do you know where I can find Zeus? |
Have you looked for cows that look out of place? You might find him there.
Nobody will get this xD Is this really what you want? |
not really. I signed the contract though... under duress or not. *sighs and puts on costume*
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May I take your order? 😊 |
Yes, I would like a bowl of plastic with extra bowl, please.
What’s your favorite fish? |
Sea Bass. Loved them thanks to Animal Crossing. Laughed uproariously every time at the C+ pun, as well as past ones. Received that joy about every 2-3 minutes. Thanks the developers for making them so common.
Why are sloths so slow? |
They are actually the fastest animals on earth. They can run around you 10 times before having to go back to make it seem to our slow eyes and brains as if it's still there and moving 'slowly'! 😏
Why did you throw away your watch in favor of taping an alarm clock to your wrist? 🤔 |
I got tired of these micro sized batteries. It's so hard to replace them. On the other hand it's very easy to switch out the battery from just a regular clock.
Why is your list of chores so long? |
Because I just love you all! Or maybe it's because I want to keep up my position at the Knights of Favonius... :)
Can you explain what the heck the symbol "¶" is for on Word? |
It is used as a secret code by the Freemasons. You need to place them in exactly the right spots in your Word document and you will unlock the secrets of the universe!
That is... if you are a member of the Freemasons... otherwise you just get rickrolled. Why is jealousy a thing? |
That goes back to the olden days. Jelly was very hard to come by, so people would fight over any gramm they could find. They even started a war over it. After a very tragic event at the Jelly Plateau that crushed all involved parties, people decided that in remembrance of the lesson learnt they would introduce the word "jelly" to describe that particular feeling. Until someone with bad spelling turned it into what it is today. As a result we forgot about the lesson and are forced to repeat those mistakes...
Can you open a jar? |
Yes. Usually I have a friend to help me though... and his name is brick wall :)
What's your favorite flower? And why is it Rafflesia? |
It reminds me of Raftel. The giant carnivorous Rafflesia that grow there really give you a workout!
Plants that don't try to eat you are just so boring. Makes me homesick. What's on that USB drive? |
Duck pictures. All duck pictures.
Photographed ducks with hats and ducks in flats. Cooperated so well. Describes their personalities as "swell". Treated them to a day on the town. Drove them to and fro with nary a frown. Caught a concert with a local band. Surprised everyone with breakdancing and a wingstand. Ended the day at a local cafe. Ordered them peas* without delay. Declined the staff's kind offer of free bread. Should give ducks healthier food instead. Thanked them for the wonderful time. Was something truly sublime. Bid them one final adieu as they flew off into the blue. *Video of ducks eating peas. ________________ When was the last time you cried? |
Bold of you to assume that I’ve ever cried. I just sweat through my eyes.
What’s that you’re wearing? |
I'm just wearing my weekend clothes while walking my Zubat =o
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Who goes there? |
Mainly Punks and the occasional Skater. Promotes a lot of Electrode acceptance down in the Lost Hotel. Demands justice for Electrodes accused of being dangerous without evidence. Creates lots of fliers for Encounter-An-Electrode events down there.
How do you prepare healthy food for a picky child who hates vegetables? |
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