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Yes, I am the content of my shell.
Which is the strongest: a rhinoceros, or a hippopotamus? |
Rhino's, ofc!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Judoon.png Never underestimate rhino's from space who have lasers! How far does one need to go before one has gone too far? 🤔 |
If you've fallen off the edge of the world... you've gone too far!
How long is a piece of string cheese? |
Cheese isn't real
What are you thinking about? |
The response for the next thread.
Have you ever had a flight on a paper plane? |
Yes, I have. But the paper plane crashed on a wall. I am lucky I survived that.
How long do you take to clean your badges? |
I just use StCooler's patented Instant Clean! 😉
Just one little wipe with this stuff will clean your badge off the face of the planet! How many bananas can you stomach? |
None, they drive me utterly bananas!
What is the best type of lawnmower? |
The type that flies.
Spoiler:
What happened after Cynthia beat you? |
Whited out. Regained consciousness in Pokemon White. Lived a regular life. Bred a few Pokemon. Earned some badges. Describes it as a peaceful time...until a vacation gone wrong.
Wanted to see some new sights. Settled on a nice resort town called Undella Town. Rented a place close to the beach. Rated it five stars on C-Gear's VullaBnB app. Walked in. Saw the demon once more. Whited out again. Woke up in Alola. Wound up in a tropical paradise, technically. Did not appreciate the method. Lives in fear of seeing "mano manō"* now. *Put "land shark" into Google Translate. Spat out that as the Hawaiian translation. Looked odd. Reversed it. Translates as "thousands of sharks" in English. _______ Does your name mean anything in a different language? |
It translates to god in pretty much every language. I suppose, some people are just chosen to be the best right from the start!
What's your favorite contact lens color? |
I don't have eyes. I see by echolocation.
How is it to live without having to learn HMs to move around the world? |
Expensive. Have you tried to page a Charizard recently? Advertises a low rate. Tacked on tons of surcharges. Costs 1 Pokedollar more per mile for every 20 pounds over 100. Increases by 10 Pokedollars per mile per Water-type Pokemon as "hazard pay". Started adding a flat 100 Pokedollar "Evolution Fee" too. Who would page a Charmeleon to fly?
What Pokemon move would you find useful right now? |
Flamethrower. I have some acquaintances to meet later...
Can you roll your tongue? |
Yes, but only when listening to fred durst.
What's the object closest to you right now? |
My laptop. I wear it before my clothes.
How many websites do you own? |
I forgot the link addresses so 0 I suppose? At least, I've learnt that when you forget an address the website vanishes, as well...
Can you give me a towel? |
I actually own two thirds of the world-wide web... two of the W's are mine. I will recapture the third one someday...
Edit: sniped by the Megan... Quote:
Can you ride a unicycle? |
Actually I have never changed the tyre of the front wheel of my motorcycle; so it counts as a unicycle.
Why do you want to rule the world? I read it in your private diary. |
You need to be a tyrant if you want to be free and do whatever you want. Just need to oppress everyone else. :3
What's in that salad? |
Fresh leaves from outside mixed with some grass I plucked earlier, all unwashed. Then I threw in some fresh fish caught in the nearby pond.
I hope the neighbors didn't name it yet 🤔 How many phones do you have? |
Zero. I can communicate and access the web with the chip I have in my neck.
Phones are sooooooooooo 2020. Why do I always get flies, mosquitos, woodlouses, bees and other insects I cannot name in my room everytime I open my window? Quote:
Season 1: Driven by a firm resolve and a wish for freedom, follow the adventures of Megan, from a random Pokémon fan to a moderator, from a moderator to an Empress, from an Empress to a tyrant... Season 2: A Glaceon, a Slowpoke and a Cubchoo search antic ruins in order to find the statue of the Goddess Princess with long hair, the only divinity who can set mankind free from the oppressive power of Megan... Season 3: The Goddess Princess with long hair cheated and took the place of Megan... The Glaceon, the Slowpoke and the Cubchoo are imprisoned. Who can free mankind? |
Bets on Pokemon Go players being the root cause. Slathered honey on nearby trees. Hoped to attract Heracrosses. Results in tons of Combees and Cutieflies often.
What is the best thing that you have invented? |
A clock that allows me to go forwards in time one second per second!
Can you juggle your teeth? |
Yes. When I was a kid, I had no money, I used to be a juggler at a circus, and they didn't give me balls or knives, so I could only juggle my baby teeth.
Did I see you yesterday holding a sword? |
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