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I probably could if I just need to show up and type away, I don't need to actually be doing a good job right?
But do you think I could pass for you? Maybe we should just brainwash the people there into thinking I'm you? Morals be damned, let's mess this joint up! *starts cackling uncontrollably while twirling imaginary mustache* Have you collected all the dragon balls yet? |
I just recently finished the challenge of finding them in their "after the wish" state. You know how they fly to every corner imaginable and turn to stone for about a year? You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a rock! D:
I'd like the fish but no baked potatoes, fry them instead if you could? |
Sorry mam! But we don't serve fried potatoes here.How about french fries?
Have you finished catching wild pinnacle monsters? |
I tried to, but someone wanting a pinnacle coin came along and now they're all dead D=
How many light-bulbs do you need to power a generator? 🤔 |
One. You put it in top of your head and wait for an idea.
Can you play it again, please? |
Sorry but Sam moderates a different section😉
What is the goal of football? |
To argue if it's called soccer.
What would you do if you owned a Frillish? |
Like, in real life?
Obviously I'm gonna become a pirate and have it sink all ships and drag their crews down, so I can plunder their cargo and make a killing. Pun very much intended. How would you combat Famine? |
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Because they were mine before mysteriously vanishing.
What were you doing right now, 10 years ago? |
Attended a big fundraiser featuring some snobby political officials. Would probably be delivering a speech at this moment. Spoke about rising inequality and the struggles of an average, honest politician. Ate it up like birthday cake at a seven year old's party.
Picked up some great dirt from that event. Did you know that a certain senator TPed their opponents' houses a few times? Publicly blamed "rowdy teenagers" and segued into society's moral decay. Complements a few choice e-mails. Ought to leak these out to media. Aged like fine wine. Do you collect anything? |
I collect a lot of dust. And I'm so good at it I don't need to do anything. It's like it collects itself automatically. I also tried collecting souls but unfortunately they start getting really annoying after a while...
Who is to blame for this? |
The one who is to blame for is Megan VII.
Did you find something that day on that spot? |
All I found at the spot marked by that treasure map was shattered dreams. My own 😔
Either pirates never buried their treasure or someone dug it up already. Or someone sold me a fake map.... How do you set the table? |
I only put the table and decorations on there and it got set automatically.
Do you know where Sasuke is? Dattebayo. |
Maybe... but there's a 50/50 chance I'm not lying.
Do you cook from scratch? |
No. I use a magic top-hat. I can pull all the cooking utensils and ingredients straight out of it! But I still need the top-hat so it's not totally from scratch!
Where did you leave Mjölnir? |
I left it inside a dictionary while I was trying to figure out what that word meant.
How much water can you drink? |
I occasionally turn on the faucet and let it flow for like an hour or so. I never actually checked how much that entails.
Did you happen to find some treasure? Asking for a friend. :3 |
Stop roaming around my home please or I'm calling the police >:(
Can you buy a few eggs and onions for me please? |
But how would I get them to you? I mean, you'll call the cops on me if I go near your house! D=
So.... I could, but I wouldn't be able to hand them to you. Wait a second.... this was a ruse all along huh! You send me to fetch you something so that you can call the police on me and get me locked up D= What are you planning to do to my belongings while I'm locked up? 😱 But the jokes on you! You already wired me the money and I'm buying chocolate with it! 🤤 Do you like to cook? |
Certainly. Cooks all the time. Has a tip for any novices out there: do it small. Spots large discrepancies immediately. Glosses over a missing hundred here and there in a large company. Cover your tracks by marking it as a consulting fee. Will never realize you cooked the books.
Have you ever tried to resurrect the dead? |
I tried to resurrect some dead hopes, but they died the minute after.
Do you speak Latin? |
Every now & then this ancient demon thing decided to posses me and then I do!
Or so I have been told, I have no recollection of such events.... ... or do I? 😈 Why did you enter through the window and not the door? |
Because the door is locked from the inside and I have to open it. *Unlocks the Door* Now it works fine.
"Why don't Sasuke loves me?" |
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