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Arcaneum October 23rd, 2021 6:26 PM

According to the melted clock on my table, it's about 437 minutes past the 54th day, as we're on Venus, don't you know! Dinner is on the 59th day!

Just why is the sky blue?

Retek October 23rd, 2021 7:29 PM

Because it can't be pink. :)

Why does a Genie see when it enters its lamp?

Megan October 23rd, 2021 8:36 PM

Can they? I never got to ask them. I just sold their lamps immediately. Maybe they have a flashlight at hand?

Is there a way to get more out of it?

ReKoil October 24th, 2021 3:30 AM

More? you want more?!
You already pulled a full basketball team, 2 cars, a lorry, a couple birds and an oil tanker out of that top hat! and you want more?!



Fine, fine.... have you tried pulling a top hat out of your top hat yet? Should be able to pull stuff out indefinitely if you do that! 😏

Where did you take E.T. ?

Starlight October 24th, 2021 5:08 AM

ET had a summer job... don't worry, it will be back once EDT ends 😏

Can you hear that ticking?

Retek October 24th, 2021 5:11 AM

Yess...it's doom o' clock, time of the day when that evil user Ash Ketchup arises!
(JK, ILY amiga! <3)

Can you hear the rumbling noise? 🤔

Mahian23 October 24th, 2021 6:41 AM

Yes.
Quote:

I'm the unpopular one word man.
Are you happy with your partner?

Megan October 24th, 2021 8:45 PM

No, because air is not a partner. And pretending to have a partner is also not fun. Very hard to twist something that causes nothing but frustration <_<

Why did you even try to fly up to the sun?

ReKoil October 25th, 2021 6:04 AM

It was talking smack about some users of PC. Wanted to go teach that pompous ball of flame who thinks it's so dang special some humility D=

What menace have you unleashed upon us this week? 😱

Devalue October 25th, 2021 12:26 PM

"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey. Trained everyone to automatically finish a sentence that contains "don't stop" with "believing". Breaks out into song from there. Messes with their concentration until after completing the song. Remembers too little of the song to fully finish it, however. Persists like a mental virus. Cannot stop...believing.

Where did you put the keys?

StCooler October 25th, 2021 12:33 PM

The keys are in my pocket. In my trousers. But my trousers are in a chest, hidden deep down a bank, with several guards and a laser security system.
I won't let you open that cupboard where I store the chocolate :)

What did you do with my teddy bear?

Megan October 25th, 2021 8:26 PM

I just gave it a cute dress. It told me that it really likes wearing cute dresses. And now excuse me I have to put some knives into people. The teddy really wants to know what happens afterwards.

Can you give me the controller now? It's my turn.

Retek October 25th, 2021 10:21 PM

Who said that? It will be your turn after I beat the boss after the boss after the boss after this boss. :)

What did one lift say to the other?

ReKoil October 26th, 2021 10:20 AM

It was talking about how it wanted to lift people's spirits =D
Essentially, it wanted to become the lift to heaven 😱

Why did you park your scooter like that?

Starlight October 26th, 2021 4:50 PM

Cooler shouldn't have parked in my space if they didn't want my scooter on their roof ;)

What time is the last train to Clarksville?

StCooler October 27th, 2021 7:16 AM

From Goldenrod City, Johto to Clarksville, Tennessee, USA, the last train is at 00:45.

Who parked their scooter on my car?!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10421086)
I just gave it a cute dress. It told me that it really likes wearing cute dresses. And now excuse me I have to put some knives into people. The teddy really wants to know what happens afterwards.

And ReKoil wonders why I find you scary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10421427)
Cooler shouldn't have parked in my space if they didn't want my scooter on their roof ;)

Maybe I should find Ash scary too. But at least she didn't put knives in my car.

ReKoil October 27th, 2021 10:52 AM

Ash did, but we all helped the scooter get on top to make sure she was sitting on it while being parked, it was a team effort!

Have you seen my Glaceon plush? 😢

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10421635)

And ReKoil wonders why I find you scary.

She's just giving into her inquisitive spirit!

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10421635)
Maybe I should find Ash scary too. But at least she didn't put knives in my car.

Have you checked you chocolate stash? 😉
Or should I say have you checked what used to be your chocolate stash? 😏

ZeoStar October 27th, 2021 1:34 PM

It became a real glaceon and went on a journey with ash ketchum.

Do we live in a simulation?

Megan October 27th, 2021 7:59 PM

Yes. Where you expecting a different answer? I mean I looked it up. Want to guess how many floppy disks it needed? Five!

Why is everyone so sad?

StCooler October 28th, 2021 10:10 AM

Probably a conspiracy from the industry of chocolate. They make everyone sad, so that everyone buys chocolate for comfort.

Why does time fly and I can't?

ReKoil October 28th, 2021 10:15 AM

Did you fill in the necessary paperwork? You too can have the expression used on you! Apply for your '[Insert Name Here] Flies' certificate today! Valid everywhere on Earth!

Has cooler caught every human and completed his HumanDex yet? 🤔

Megan October 28th, 2021 8:27 PM

No, he's still missing one human but doesn't know where to find one. Rumor has it, that human disguised himself as an Ice Type Pokemon.

Why does it say "Road to Hell" on that sign?

Devalue October 29th, 2021 8:30 AM

Paved the road with good intentions. Promised to fund roads a lot over the years. Never materialized. Always redirected the funds towards "something more important". Fell into disrepair.

Why is lightning rare during snowstorms, relative to rainstorms?

ReKoil October 29th, 2021 8:59 AM

Because whenever Lightning hits a living being during a snowstorm a new asgardian is born. Whereas during rainstorms it's just RIP.

How often have you been to Valhalla?

Starlight October 29th, 2021 4:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10421738)
Have you checked you chocolate stash? 😉
Or should I say have you checked what used to be your chocolate stash? 😏

😇


Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10422409)
Because whenever Lightning hits a living being during a snowstorm a new asgardian is born. Whereas during rainstorms it's just RIP.

How often have you been to Valhalla?

I went there last week. I died a hero's death after eating some chocolate that a Slowpoke had laced with poison to catch out thieves. They only served boar for dinner and I'm veggie so I took an uber home.


Have you ever pained a masterpiece?


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