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According to the melted clock on my table, it's about 437 minutes past the 54th day, as we're on Venus, don't you know! Dinner is on the 59th day!
Just why is the sky blue? |
Because it can't be pink. :)
Why does a Genie see when it enters its lamp? |
Can they? I never got to ask them. I just sold their lamps immediately. Maybe they have a flashlight at hand?
Is there a way to get more out of it? |
More? you want more?!
You already pulled a full basketball team, 2 cars, a lorry, a couple birds and an oil tanker out of that top hat! and you want more?! Spoiler:
Fine, fine.... have you tried pulling a top hat out of your top hat yet? Should be able to pull stuff out indefinitely if you do that! 😏 Where did you take E.T. ? |
ET had a summer job... don't worry, it will be back once EDT ends 😏
Can you hear that ticking? |
Yess...it's doom o' clock, time of the day when that evil user Ash Ketchup arises!
(JK, ILY amiga! <3) Can you hear the rumbling noise? 🤔 |
Yes.
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No, because air is not a partner. And pretending to have a partner is also not fun. Very hard to twist something that causes nothing but frustration <_<
Why did you even try to fly up to the sun? |
It was talking smack about some users of PC. Wanted to go teach that pompous ball of flame who thinks it's so dang special some humility D=
What menace have you unleashed upon us this week? 😱 |
"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey. Trained everyone to automatically finish a sentence that contains "don't stop" with "believing". Breaks out into song from there. Messes with their concentration until after completing the song. Remembers too little of the song to fully finish it, however. Persists like a mental virus. Cannot stop...believing.
Where did you put the keys? |
The keys are in my pocket. In my trousers. But my trousers are in a chest, hidden deep down a bank, with several guards and a laser security system.
I won't let you open that cupboard where I store the chocolate :) What did you do with my teddy bear? |
I just gave it a cute dress. It told me that it really likes wearing cute dresses. And now excuse me I have to put some knives into people. The teddy really wants to know what happens afterwards.
Can you give me the controller now? It's my turn. |
Who said that? It will be your turn after I beat the boss after the boss after the boss after this boss. :)
What did one lift say to the other? |
It was talking about how it wanted to lift people's spirits =D
Essentially, it wanted to become the lift to heaven 😱 Why did you park your scooter like that? |
Cooler shouldn't have parked in my space if they didn't want my scooter on their roof ;)
What time is the last train to Clarksville? |
From Goldenrod City, Johto to Clarksville, Tennessee, USA, the last train is at 00:45.
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Ash did, but we all helped the scooter get on top to make sure she was sitting on it while being parked, it was a team effort!
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Or should I say have you checked what used to be your chocolate stash? 😏 |
It became a real glaceon and went on a journey with ash ketchum.
Do we live in a simulation? |
Yes. Where you expecting a different answer? I mean I looked it up. Want to guess how many floppy disks it needed? Five!
Why is everyone so sad? |
Probably a conspiracy from the industry of chocolate. They make everyone sad, so that everyone buys chocolate for comfort.
Why does time fly and I can't? |
Did you fill in the necessary paperwork? You too can have the expression used on you! Apply for your '[Insert Name Here] Flies' certificate today! Valid everywhere on Earth!
Has cooler caught every human and completed his HumanDex yet? 🤔 |
No, he's still missing one human but doesn't know where to find one. Rumor has it, that human disguised himself as an Ice Type Pokemon.
Why does it say "Road to Hell" on that sign? |
Paved the road with good intentions. Promised to fund roads a lot over the years. Never materialized. Always redirected the funds towards "something more important". Fell into disrepair.
Why is lightning rare during snowstorms, relative to rainstorms? |
Because whenever Lightning hits a living being during a snowstorm a new asgardian is born. Whereas during rainstorms it's just RIP.
How often have you been to Valhalla? |
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