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No I only act on facts. Like how if I don't say 'Praise the sun' before going to bed, the sun won't rise the next day. Yes, you all got me to thank for the sun rising every single day, you better thank me!
How many cosplay costumes do you have in your closet? |
None... Cosplay? What on earth is that? ;)
Do you need glasses? |
No. Glasses need me.
What did you just plant on the roof? |
Wheat. Resembles hair when fully grown. Imagine owning the only building in your neighborhood with hair. Will make all the owners of bald homes jealous.
How did you place the ship in the bottle? |
I just left some ship food in there, came back 3 hours later and there it was!
How many stars are in the night sky? |
Around 500 billion according to google haha
do you iron your underwear? |
You mean there's non-iron underwear? 😉
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Did you nibble on the gingerbread house? |
Yes. Requires that as part of the home inspection. Tested the home's condition. Reports slightly too much cinnamon and insufficient molasses.
Bears news far worse than that, however. Violates every fire safety regulation in the books. Lacks proper ventilation too. Deems it unsuitable for gingerbread people habitation. Must condemn this house. Forces you to demolish this house at your own expense. Knows someone -ahem- who could do it cheaply. __________ What moves would you know if you were a Pokemon? |
Explosion!!! :)
If you could reincarnate in another animal, what would you choose? i have no idea how i thought of this |
In another animal? like reincarnate as a parasite or bacteria or something ? =o
Idk... horses are probably spacious 😏 a big body to take over and make my own! 😈 Could you get rid of Starlight's hairbrush for me? 😇 |
Unfortunately no, we share a common interest (a VPP) and I somewhat fear her...
Plus I heard Megan and she are in the same biker gang "The Moderators" so I fear retaliation. What is there in the center of the Earth? Quote:
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Have you seen a feather in the wind? |
I saw that birds use feathers to fly so I figured I'd just need some of them and everything would be fine. Reality is, though: you need glue too. Learnt that the hard way. :(
How many Elon Musks do you need to change a light bulb? |
Every burger in existence, every grain of pipis, every dancing baby known to mankind. To change such a ghostly luminous invention would take too much energy, even for Elon really.
What bug would smell the coolest, in your opinion? |
The stinkbug. If I accidentally fart I can blame it on the bug =D
The stinkbug is okay with it of course, it's following me around because I accidentally farted near it once! 😳 How many phones do I need to strap to my head to simulate VR ? |
One for each eye, one for each ear, one for the tongue and one for the nose.
What do you write in your private diary? |
Writes about all the best scams. Disguises them as shopping stories, charitable acts, and good fortune to prevent it ever being used as evidence. Will give you an entry from last year.
December 12, 2021 Dear Diary, Worked at the animal shelter today. Cleaned out a few cages. Scrubbed one awful one for a while to remove the gamey smell. Must not get many volunteers this time of year. Would not have been so smelly, if so. Stresses the importance of volunteering, though. Played with all the cute kitties, of course. Really loved the feather this time. Coaxed shy little Cally into accepting some pets too. Surprised the workers with gifts at the end. Gave them all dongles with a special computer security program. Seemed quite appreciative of the gifts. Hopefully protects them against malicious credit card thieves and other nasty malware. Heard stories about those thieves recently. What kind of terrible person would do that? Slipped the shelter an anonymous donation as well. Totaled $121,450. Ought to make a huge difference around there. Feels so good to help people. ______________ What are some good objects to place in this time capsule to remind people of 2021? |
A model of the Titanic, a program from Woodstock and a medical journal that proved the pandemic was finally over...
What is the best time of day? |
Why, Its obviously; Dorawillgetawaywithcoldmurder day, of course! It only happens everyday during 3:00 AM under certain 'trust me no cap' spiritual conditions, I found a list on the internet that you could follow:
1. Awaken body during hour of summoning. 2. Attach grabbing hand to a candle and light it up. 3. Draw a PERFECT circle. If it is not perfect this will not work and Boots will get you instead. 4. Finally, with a deep sigh of regret, utter the phrase "The weird man licked your mother's sandwich" 3 times. At exactly 3:666 AM you will be visited by the ghost of Peppa pig. *What subject(s) would you teach children if you became a teacher? |
Life Lessons....
... my excuse to bully them to no end 😈 Why do you have a broomstick with you? |
Is it the first time you see me with my broom? It's my main means of transportation. I only have the broomstick today because I need to go to the mechanic to change the brush.
What happened to the last Pokémon you saw? I don't have any news!😨 |
According to our records and from a few witnesses; it was last seen taking a rare candy before proceeding to enter this white vehicular device. A sketch of the scene was made by a passer by who happens to coincidentally be Leonardo DiCaprio:
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Wondering how molases is made, any idea? |
You just poor milk down a mole heap and wait for the moles to haul their ases .
How would you solve world hunger? |
Very easily. I just need to collect all the infinity stones then I'll get right on it.
How much is a can of soup in your local shop? |
There's no soup in my local shop. You gotta go on the internet and pay the hefty prices scalpers demand alongside with toilet paper. How much is that? Idk, I don't eat soup.
Is that star moving? |
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