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ReKoil December 22nd, 2021 12:02 PM

No I only act on facts. Like how if I don't say 'Praise the sun' before going to bed, the sun won't rise the next day. Yes, you all got me to thank for the sun rising every single day, you better thank me!

How many cosplay costumes do you have in your closet?

Starlight December 22nd, 2021 9:16 PM

None... Cosplay? What on earth is that? ;)

Do you need glasses?

ZeoStar December 23rd, 2021 2:04 PM

No. Glasses need me.

What did you just plant on the roof?

Devalue December 23rd, 2021 3:25 PM

Wheat. Resembles hair when fully grown. Imagine owning the only building in your neighborhood with hair. Will make all the owners of bald homes jealous.

How did you place the ship in the bottle?

Roni December 23rd, 2021 3:36 PM

I just left some ship food in there, came back 3 hours later and there it was!

How many stars are in the night sky?

Piedrozan December 24th, 2021 4:13 AM

Around 500 billion according to google haha

do you iron your underwear?

ReKoil December 24th, 2021 8:16 AM

You mean there's non-iron underwear? 😉


Did you nibble on the gingerbread house?

Devalue December 29th, 2021 4:59 PM

Yes. Requires that as part of the home inspection. Tested the home's condition. Reports slightly too much cinnamon and insufficient molasses.

Bears news far worse than that, however. Violates every fire safety regulation in the books. Lacks proper ventilation too. Deems it unsuitable for gingerbread people habitation. Must condemn this house.

Forces you to demolish this house at your own expense. Knows someone -ahem- who could do it cheaply.

__________

What moves would you know if you were a Pokemon?

Eleanor January 1st, 2022 6:07 AM

Explosion!!! :)

If you could reincarnate in another animal, what would you choose? i have no idea how i thought of this

ReKoil January 2nd, 2022 6:54 AM

In another animal? like reincarnate as a parasite or bacteria or something ? =o
Idk... horses are probably spacious 😏
a big body to take over and make my own! 😈

Could you get rid of Starlight's hairbrush for me? 😇

StCooler January 2nd, 2022 7:03 AM

Unfortunately no, we share a common interest (a VPP) and I somewhat fear her...
Plus I heard Megan and she are in the same biker gang "The Moderators" so I fear retaliation.

What is there in the center of the Earth?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devalue (Post 10444892)
Wheat. Resembles hair when fully grown. Imagine owning the only building in your neighborhood with hair. Will make all the owners of bald homes jealous.

I died XD

Starlight January 2nd, 2022 7:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10451713)
I somewhat fear her...

😱


Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10451713)
What is there in the center of the Earth?

I went there once, it turns out the earth is a giant cream egg, and the middle is made of tasty fondant! Unfortunately, the mole mutants love the taste of it too, and they are munching it at an alarming rate. This has caused the earth's integrity to change, allowing heat to move around more freely, and that is what caused global warming! True story, look it up!


Have you seen a feather in the wind?

Megan January 2nd, 2022 11:11 PM

I saw that birds use feathers to fly so I figured I'd just need some of them and everything would be fine. Reality is, though: you need glue too. Learnt that the hard way. :(

How many Elon Musks do you need to change a light bulb?

NearAutomas January 3rd, 2022 12:10 AM

Every burger in existence, every grain of pipis, every dancing baby known to mankind. To change such a ghostly luminous invention would take too much energy, even for Elon really.

What bug would smell the coolest, in your opinion?

ReKoil January 3rd, 2022 10:07 AM

The stinkbug. If I accidentally fart I can blame it on the bug =D
The stinkbug is okay with it of course, it's following me around because I accidentally farted near it once! 😳

How many phones do I need to strap to my head to simulate VR ?

StCooler January 3rd, 2022 5:49 PM

One for each eye, one for each ear, one for the tongue and one for the nose.

What do you write in your private diary?

Devalue January 4th, 2022 5:12 PM

Writes about all the best scams. Disguises them as shopping stories, charitable acts, and good fortune to prevent it ever being used as evidence. Will give you an entry from last year.

December 12, 2021
Dear Diary,

Worked at the animal shelter today. Cleaned out a few cages. Scrubbed one awful one for a while to remove the gamey smell. Must not get many volunteers this time of year. Would not have been so smelly, if so. Stresses the importance of volunteering, though.

Played with all the cute kitties, of course. Really loved the feather this time. Coaxed shy little Cally into accepting some pets too.

Surprised the workers with gifts at the end. Gave them all dongles with a special computer security program. Seemed quite appreciative of the gifts. Hopefully protects them against malicious credit card thieves and other nasty malware. Heard stories about those thieves recently. What kind of terrible person would do that?

Slipped the shelter an anonymous donation as well. Totaled $121,450. Ought to make a huge difference around there. Feels so good to help people.

______________

What are some good objects to place in this time capsule to remind people of 2021?

Starlight January 4th, 2022 6:24 PM

A model of the Titanic, a program from Woodstock and a medical journal that proved the pandemic was finally over...

What is the best time of day?

NearAutomas January 5th, 2022 8:15 AM

Why, Its obviously; Dorawillgetawaywithcoldmurder day, of course! It only happens everyday during 3:00 AM under certain 'trust me no cap' spiritual conditions, I found a list on the internet that you could follow:

1. Awaken body during hour of summoning.
2. Attach grabbing hand to a candle and light it up.
3. Draw a PERFECT circle. If it is not perfect this will not work and Boots will get you instead.
4. Finally, with a deep sigh of regret, utter the phrase "The weird man licked your mother's sandwich" 3 times.

At exactly 3:666 AM you will be visited by the ghost of Peppa pig.

*What subject(s) would you teach children if you became a teacher?

ReKoil January 5th, 2022 1:14 PM

Life Lessons....
... my excuse to bully them to no end 😈

Why do you have a broomstick with you?

StCooler January 5th, 2022 5:54 PM

Is it the first time you see me with my broom? It's my main means of transportation. I only have the broomstick today because I need to go to the mechanic to change the brush.

What happened to the last Pokémon you saw? I don't have any news!😨

NearAutomas January 5th, 2022 6:24 PM

According to our records and from a few witnesses; it was last seen taking a rare candy before proceeding to enter this white vehicular device. A sketch of the scene was made by a passer by who happens to coincidentally be Leonardo DiCaprio:

Spoiler:
https://i.ibb.co/pWS8gFX/20220106-101716.jpg

Rough translation by the trainer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH


Wondering how molases is made, any idea?

ReKoil January 6th, 2022 1:03 PM

You just poor milk down a mole heap and wait for the moles to haul their ases .

How would you solve world hunger?

Starlight January 6th, 2022 10:10 PM

Very easily. I just need to collect all the infinity stones then I'll get right on it.

How much is a can of soup in your local shop?

Megan January 7th, 2022 2:31 AM

There's no soup in my local shop. You gotta go on the internet and pay the hefty prices scalpers demand alongside with toilet paper. How much is that? Idk, I don't eat soup.

Is that star moving?


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