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as many as I could fit in the bus
how do you escape family gatherings? |
I need to know where they place the traps and dodge their lassos. After some distance I need to stay out of sight because my family tracks me with a sniper riffle...
When do you plan to solve climate change? I heard it would take only one hour of your time :/ Quote:
One to mix the flour, milk, eggs and chocolate to make the cake, and then one to progressively bring every piece of it to my mouth and destroy it! |
I already did. But then corporations reminded me of the fact that they exist.
Why are you so good at this game? |
I bought the Easy Mode edition.
It gave me a free complementary aim bot, invulnerability and any hackers who kill me automatically get banned and their game uninstalled =D Pay to win at it's finest =D Can't help but wonder what will happen when I kill a fellow Easy Mode Edition purchaser though.... mutual ban/uninstall? 🤔 Why are you suddenly bursting out in laughter? |
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I am a self-conscious Slowpoke. I am always serious so I don't show to the world how bad my jokes are.
How to master the Force? |
Just force it.... assert dominance over it! :coolcat:
No need to Wish It. Just Want It and then you Do It. Congrats... you completed the workshop and are now a force to be reckoned with! Can I have your chocolate bar? :pleaplup: |
Yes, but that will be 1000 pokédollars.
What would you do if you became president ? |
"Goodbye state of Vermont"!
What's in the refrigerator? |
Some remains of unknown origins. They were already there when I moved in, so obviously I wouldn't know. But you can try them if you like! :)
What's in the center of a circle? |
A portal that leads to an alternate universe where circles don't exist. You could have fun riding some rectangular cars and eating triangular food of off square plates!
Good luck getting out again btw 😉 Why are you mentioned in the credits of the latest Marvel movie? |
Because I wanted to live a normal life, but dark magic made my psychic powers turn red.
Are we at the center of the universe ? |
We were, until the planet snatchers arrived..
So what happened with that dinner reservation you made? |
What dinner reservation? Oh, that dinner reservation! The one that I definitely made before I told everyone how I totally made that dinner reservation. The one I made in that resaurant in a very specific way that I also told everyone about. Seems like I need to remind them a little bit on the dinner reservation that I definitely made! Oh, do I hope they still have free seats... <_<
Why are you running around with a brick on a leash? |
Listen, having a pet rock is it’s own responsibility and that only increases with the more structurally sound the building material is. It’s my duty as an accountable owner is to walk with my brick and give it an enriching life. What am I just going to let him be an outdoor brick? This is why we have such a wild concrete problem. Spay and neuter your building materials, people!
Okay so now explain to me that song about Florida you keep singing? |
I would explain, however a Florida Man stole the lyrics and I can't remember the song.
What are they protesting outside? |
They're probably mad I stole their chocolate.
It's mine now though. Mine, I tell ya!!!! I already ate most of it anyway.... Spoiler:
Do you have any tips on how to stay optimistic? |
keep your optics working
*points gun at screen* uWu |
Stop playing with this thing, you will end up hurting yourself!
Why can't pokémon be trainers too ? |
Because they're too good-natured and not as evil as humans.... 😔
Where did you hide the Fountain of Youth? |
I have never hidden it, I've lost it! Please help me find it, I don't want to get old :(((((((
What happened to your hope for a better world? |
I lost L, now it's just word. There is no more hope.
Why'd the dinosaurs go extinct? |
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how much do you contribute to global homeostasis? |
Is that the theory that the human body heals by itself that some doctors doctor in and then don't prescribe proper medicine because of it? Yeah, I'm not a fan.
Why is there a particle collider in your backyard? |
To conduct experiments on Electric type pokémon at high speed - I mean FOR SCIENCE!
Why did you buy so many balloons ? |
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