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papper May 28th, 2022 3:54 PM

as many as I could fit in the bus

how do you escape family gatherings?

StCooler May 28th, 2022 5:47 PM

I need to know where they place the traps and dodge their lassos. After some distance I need to stay out of sight because my family tracks me with a sniper riffle...

When do you plan to solve climate change? I heard it would take only one hour of your time :/

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10509023)
How many spoons did you use to make this piece of art?

I was starting to write a response to this question:
One to mix the flour, milk, eggs and chocolate to make the cake, and then one to progressively bring every piece of it to my mouth and destroy it!

Megan May 28th, 2022 10:17 PM

I already did. But then corporations reminded me of the fact that they exist.

Why are you so good at this game?

ReKoil May 29th, 2022 4:24 AM

I bought the Easy Mode edition.
It gave me a free complementary aim bot, invulnerability and any hackers who kill me automatically get banned and their game uninstalled =D
Pay to win at it's finest =D
Can't help but wonder what will happen when I kill a fellow Easy Mode Edition purchaser though.... mutual ban/uninstall? 🤔

Why are you suddenly bursting out in laughter?

Fact Checking Gardevoir May 29th, 2022 6:04 AM

I do because I can!

Why so serious ?

StCooler May 29th, 2022 6:24 PM

I am a self-conscious Slowpoke. I am always serious so I don't show to the world how bad my jokes are.

How to master the Force?

ReKoil May 30th, 2022 7:40 AM

Just force it.... assert dominance over it! :coolcat:
No need to Wish It. Just Want It and then you Do It.
Congrats... you completed the workshop and are now a force to be reckoned with!

Can I have your chocolate bar? :pleaplup:

Fact Checking Gardevoir May 30th, 2022 8:18 AM

Yes, but that will be 1000 pokédollars.

What would you do if you became president ?

ZeoStar May 30th, 2022 1:40 PM

"Goodbye state of Vermont"!

What's in the refrigerator?

Megan May 30th, 2022 8:37 PM

Some remains of unknown origins. They were already there when I moved in, so obviously I wouldn't know. But you can try them if you like! :)

What's in the center of a circle?

ReKoil May 31st, 2022 12:56 PM

A portal that leads to an alternate universe where circles don't exist. You could have fun riding some rectangular cars and eating triangular food of off square plates!
Good luck getting out again btw 😉

Why are you mentioned in the credits of the latest Marvel movie?

Fact Checking Gardevoir May 31st, 2022 2:03 PM

Because I wanted to live a normal life, but dark magic made my psychic powers turn red.

Are we at the center of the universe ?

Fairy May 31st, 2022 2:26 PM

We were, until the planet snatchers arrived..

So what happened with that dinner reservation you made?

Megan May 31st, 2022 9:27 PM

What dinner reservation? Oh, that dinner reservation! The one that I definitely made before I told everyone how I totally made that dinner reservation. The one I made in that resaurant in a very specific way that I also told everyone about. Seems like I need to remind them a little bit on the dinner reservation that I definitely made! Oh, do I hope they still have free seats... <_<

Why are you running around with a brick on a leash?

Fairy June 1st, 2022 1:05 AM

Listen, having a pet rock is it’s own responsibility and that only increases with the more structurally sound the building material is. It’s my duty as an accountable owner is to walk with my brick and give it an enriching life. What am I just going to let him be an outdoor brick? This is why we have such a wild concrete problem. Spay and neuter your building materials, people!

Okay so now explain to me that song about Florida you keep singing?

ZeoStar June 1st, 2022 6:03 AM

I would explain, however a Florida Man stole the lyrics and I can't remember the song.

What are they protesting outside?

ReKoil June 1st, 2022 10:03 AM

They're probably mad I stole their chocolate.
It's mine now though. Mine, I tell ya!!!!
I already ate most of it anyway....



Do you have any tips on how to stay optimistic?

Mimik-you_ [R] June 1st, 2022 8:39 PM

keep your optics working




*points gun at screen* uWu

Fact Checking Gardevoir June 2nd, 2022 5:38 AM

Stop playing with this thing, you will end up hurting yourself!

Why can't pokémon be trainers too ?

ReKoil June 2nd, 2022 10:32 AM

Because they're too good-natured and not as evil as humans.... 😔

Where did you hide the Fountain of Youth?

StCooler June 3rd, 2022 4:49 PM

I have never hidden it, I've lost it! Please help me find it, I don't want to get old :(((((((

What happened to your hope for a better world?

NearAutomas June 3rd, 2022 5:24 PM

I lost L, now it's just word. There is no more hope.

Why'd the dinosaurs go extinct?

Fairy June 3rd, 2022 6:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NearAutomas (Post 10511977)
Why'd the dinosaurs go extinct?

The ruling theory is that a comit / asteroid collided near to Earth's edge of the solar system and whipped out all life due to supernova, radiation waves. However, modern evidence suggests that it was actually global flooding caused by this celestial event that resulted in the mass extinction of the dinosaurs. Simply, there are many reasons, but no proof. I personally believe they all were eliminated by a supernovic, chromonic, and fatal case of the hiccups.

how much do you contribute to global homeostasis?

Megan June 3rd, 2022 10:49 PM

Is that the theory that the human body heals by itself that some doctors doctor in and then don't prescribe proper medicine because of it? Yeah, I'm not a fan.

Why is there a particle collider in your backyard?

Fact Checking Gardevoir June 4th, 2022 2:11 AM

To conduct experiments on Electric type pokémon at high speed - I mean FOR SCIENCE!

Why did you buy so many balloons ?


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