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I'm gonna reenact something I saw in a movie. Wish me luck =3
Spoiler:
How fast can you type? |
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Six words per minute. Not bad for nose-only. (Actually did it that way. Took the accuracy hit from being unable to capitalize. Could have used Caps Lock, in hindsight.) What skill would you like to learn? |
Well, all of my attempts to breathe underwater haven't been working out so well; but I found a new class on skill share about gill growth so I'm going to try that! :D
Gosh, you're looking awful purple this morning, what's up? |
Oh, that is just me after tracing a Greninja's Protean ability, then using the Fling move and changing into Dark type!
Have you ever been praised by one or several other players in an online video game ? |
Yes, in League of Legends. Opponents always thank me for playing super bad and letting them win :D
Why wheels are circles and not squares? |
Greed.
Less money to be made on square wheels, they perform better after all! Supposedly works wonders for a back ache too! Why are you all dressed up? |
That's just my normal daily attire. What? That dress was incredibly expensive. Why would I use it only once and then be done with it? D:
When do you usually go grocery shopping? |
Whenever I feel like using the Thief move!
Why are you following me ? |
I don't know either.... last thing I remember is you using Hypnosis on me....
Can you explain this math problem to me? |
Sure. Will rewrite the question first.
"Simplify the following expression: 2x * (3y + 19) ± 6y * (x - 2)" Looks way too complicated right now. Starts with that "±". Represents a cross gravestone. Means to remember Jesus. Comes before all other operations. Takes it out afterward, probably to comply with the law. Becomes: 2x * (3y + 19) 6y * (x - 2) But what are you supposed to do without a sign before the 6y? Left a black hole, essentially. Sucks up all the stuff after it. Erases all of that. Thanks, Jesus. 2x * (3y + 19) Who wants letters in a "simple" math problem? No one with a lick of sense. Ditch them. 2 * (3 + 19) Distributes the 2 next. Injected politics into this part. Teaches the Communist way to distribute it equally in some parts of the country. Will show you the American way to do it. Actually belongs to the more deserving 19, due to being naturally bigger and better than 3. 3 + 219 Reached the easy part. Just add them now. 222 There. A simple answer. _______________ What words did you learn in your foreign language class today? |
Hello my name is hosepipe! (Englisch ist ein Pferd, das man in der Diskothek lernen kann!)
What is your favourite flavour of donut? |
The one that lay on the ground for exactly 3.5 seconds. It's still perfectly within the 5 second rule, as well!
How do you deal with your enemies? |
I hide in their walls and follow them while they sleep. I always move their things so slightly that they become paranoid.
How many times can you do a somersault without stopping? |
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A mammoth. I would ride into battle on it's back every day, and shoot my icebeams everywhere to stop global warming!
What color is your aura? |
It's a complex mix of different shades of white, beige, red, and yellow. I have a pizza aura! D:
Why do you believe unicorns do exist? |
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Witnessed a Unicorn before. Traveled through Iowa once. Encompassed almost the entire state. Those fields? Corn. That sign? Corn. Those buildings? Corn. Those people? Corn.
Sought to make all corn. Fed corn to every living thing there. Played nothing but cornhole. Told nothing but corny jokes. Offered corn seeds to passersby. Babbled about the many uses of corn in cooking, fuel, batteries, plastic, and more. Looked deep into one person's eyes. Saw no soul in them. Was just the husk of a person. Realized a shared mindset at the point, known as The Kernel. Shouted at the Unicorn to stay back. Bluffed with a can of hairspray. Contained no Freon. Planted a seed of doubt in the Unicorn, however. Sufficed for long enough to start the engine. Floored it. Made it to safety in an hour. Heard similar tales about a Unicorn in South Dakota. Calls itself The King Crop. Resides at the Corn Palace. Fears more Unicorns elsewhere too. (Bonus: Actually googled "Opposites of Corn" while trying to think of ways to defeat it. Attachment 101900 Why is "death" the opposite of Corn?) ______________ What television show do you want to watch next? |
You ever watched these courtroom soaps that run up and down all the time during the afternoon? Yeah, I use them to educate myself on how to do lawyer stuff. A couple people already asked me if I could defend them in court. So this is the perfect way to learn how.
Why are there so many signs that point to your home? |
Why would I not want to let as many people as possible know that "Fact Checking Gardevoir lives here!" ?
Do you like rewatching movies you like once in a while ? |
Of course!
Who wouldn't want to watch Frozen on a loop 24/7? I've got my entire street chanting 'Let it go!' now =D Why does your bed look like a giant cake? |
Wait, what?! I didn't realise! So that's where you have hidden your cake...
Where do you park your flying car? |
I forgot okay? I'm just going to keep hitting the alarm button until we can find it.
Huh, what are you eating? |
Oh just someone that broke the rules 😇
How many clothes do you own? |
A lot. I bought so many dresses that we're currently having a shortage on them in our area.
What does your crystal ball say about my future? |
*Uses Future Sight*
My crystal ball tells me... that your future will be bright, IF you buy me a lot of Sweet Hearts! Or else Why are you smiling ? |
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